Katie entered the chatroom

Katie changed user to Pidge

Katie renamed the chatroom to GC TRIAL 2

Pidge: @ everyone

Pidge: this is everyone's fresh start

Pidge: everything was reset

Keith entered the chatroom

Keith: there goes my solitaire score

Pidge: shut up

Keith: okay geez

Pidge: it's gonna take me a minute but I'm writing out some rules

Keith: rules ???

Pidge: rules !!!!

Lotor entered the chatroom

Lotor: Why was the chat wiped?

Keith: oh shit you missed all the drama

Lotor: What drama?

Pidge: We're not talking about it

Pidge: it didn't involve us

Pidge: And btw that's one of the new rules

Matt entered the chatroom

Matt: hey

Keith: hey...

Lotor: I'm so confused.

Allura entered the chatroom

Allura: Hello everyone!

Allura: Let me catch up!

Lotor: There's not a lot to catch up on I'm afraid

Allura: yeah why is the chatroom empty?

Keith: long story extremely short

Keith: there was drama and now that the chatroom is wiped there is no drama

Matt: yea

Lotor: And we can't even ask about it?

Keith: nope

Matt: I was wondering why it asked me for a new profile picture

Lotor: Same!

Pidge: okay listen up

Pidge: I'm gonna paste my rules in the chatroom

Pidge: as I am the god of this domain you can't fight or question any of them

Keith: woah egotistical much?

Hunk entered the chatroom

Hunk: heyyy

Pidge: 1. No fighting in the chatroom (take it outside and don't involve others).
2. Everyone is allowed to have their own secrets.
2b. And no one can force another to spill said secret.
3. Anyone is allowed to leave at any time no questions asked.
4. You can block someone from private messaging/calling you.
4b. But they can still @ you in the chatroom and talk with you there.
5. If a fight occurs I wield the power to log out all users.
5b. The app will go on lockdown mode for 10 hours, meaning no one can use it.
6. If you spoil Game of Thrones I will ban you from the chat.
7. I also have the power to make new rules.

Pidge: I think that's it for right now.

Hunk: that's long!

Allura: What exactly happened?

Pidge: 8. No user is allowed to spill any secret regarding another user/users without their explicit consent.

Lotor: Wouldn't That technically be 2c?

Pidge: 2c. No user is allowed to spill any secret regarding another user/users without their explicit consent.

Allura: So we won't ever know?

Pidge: you have to ask to know.

Lotor: but how we know who to ask.

Keith: this is confusing lolol

Hunk: it involves two people

Lotor: Do you suppose we guess?

Allura: Keith and Lance

Keith: no

Allura: damn I would have thought the whole James thing would have blown up

Pidge: it hasn't yet

Lotor: Well it's not us

Hunk: that was a given

Lotor: Lance and Shiro???

Keith: no again

Hunk: the common denominator is always Lance lolol

Pidge: it actually had nothing to do with Lance

Allura: Wow!

Hunk: yeah I know

Lance entered the chatroom

Lance: heyy!!!!

Hunk: hey man!

Lance: How come every time I come into the chatroom you guys are talking shit about me ???

Lance: lolol

Allura: That was a complete coincidence.

Pidge: Read the rules before you say anything

Lance: k

Lotor: Shiro and Keith

Keith: nope

Keith: and hunk don't say im problematic bc im prob the least unproblematic of us all

Pidge: debatable but ok

Lotor: I was really confident about that too

Allura: Matt

Matt: ???

Allura: it involves you and someone else

Hunk: !!! How did she know ???

Allura: quite simple really

Allura: He's been oddly quiet since we started talking about it.

Matt: yes

Lotor: Allura you're brilliant!

Allura: Thank you! Now I just have to figure out who the other person is

Lance: And does rule 2 and the subsequent rules disallow us from helping her.

Hunk: subsequent lolol you sound so proper

Lance: lolol

Pidge: you can only answer yes or no.

Pidge: And you still can't tell her what it was about even if she guesses the other person.

Pidge: they both need to consent to her knowing.

Lotor: Well it's not us.

Lotor: obviously not with Hunk as they were cool with each other.

Allura: It's with Romelle.

Lotor: !!!

Allura: Am I right?

Matt: yes

Lance: how'd you guess???

Allura: Easy.

Allura: I know a secret of hers.

Allura: Which I can't obviously tell now or even hint at it.

Allura: And it was just process of elimination.

Allura: plus the only two people who aren't here are Romelle and Shiro.

Hunk: A living breathing Sherlock.

Allura: actually it was just simple deduction

Lance: it's because she's a Ravenclaw

Allura: You know it!

Matt: Where is Romelle?

Lance: It's not any of your business

Lance: but she just got out of the shower

Shiro entered the chatroom

Shiro: Why did my name change?

Shiro changed user to Dr. Shiro

Pidge: My program has saved names and when I basically reset it the names went back to what they originally were set as

Matt: I could have sworn my first name was loser lolol

Pidge: well I was nice enough to change it

Hunk: We should all change our users it'll be fun !!

Pidge: yeah!

Pidge: I have the perfect one for Keith !!!

Keith: please don't let it be Kuro

Pidge changed Keith's user to emo keith

Lance: lololol

emo keith: sigh

Dr. Shiro: it kind of fits

Lotor changed Allura's user to Princess Allura

Princess Allura: aw!

Pidge: you're so cheesy

Lotor: But it fits does it not?

Princess Allura changed Lotor's user to Prince Lotor

Princess Allura: you guys can laugh it up but I think it's equally as fitting

Lance: Wow you guys are so cute

Hunk: goals!

Matt changed user to Math

Hunk: I can't think of one omg

Lance: same here

Pidge: just let it come to you

emo keith: i beg to differ mine was forced on me

Prince Lotor: I happen to quite like mine

Dr. Shiro: Speaking of liking! I like all the new rules.

Math: you do?

Pidge: finally someone appreciates my genius

Princess Allura: um I tell you how much I adore you every time I see you

Math: oh she needs constant attention or she forgets you exist

Pidge: shut up omg

Dr. Shiro: It's true! One time I texted her and she didn't know who I was.

Lance: ):

emo keith: lololol

Pidge: !!! That was because I had a new phone and lost all my old contacts

Hunk: oh yeah sure that's what they all say

Romelle entered the chatroom

Prince Lotor: Hey Romelle!!

Romelle: hi !!! (ꉺᗜꉺ)

Princess Allura: Hello my love can I know the tea?

Romelle: the tea?

Princess Allura: The drama? I thought that's what everyone said nowadays?

Lance: Let her read the rules first.

Pidge: yeah I didn't type them out for them to be decoration.

Romelle: Okay! Let me catch up.

Hunk: it's not as awkward as I thought it was going to be

Math: dude

emo keith: be careful not to say anything too revealing

emo keith: Pidge will change your user too

Hunk: you're right!

Dr. Shiro: I think we should be more concerned  about the fact that she can essentially ban us for ten hours.

Princess Allura: yeah that seems sort of important.

Lance: sort of?

Romelle: I consent let's just get this out of the way and over with

Math: Wait, you really want to tell them?

Romelle: I consent

Romelle: now do you

Math: you don't want to talk about this privately?

Romelle: do you consent or not

Math: it's just sudden is all

Math: but if you want to tell them then I consent

Romelle: ok

Romelle: Matt and I were sleeping together

Prince Lotor: oh

Princess Allura: !!!!

Romelle: key word being were

Lance: as in past tense

Lance: as in not currently

emo keith: I think they know what were means

Romelle: long story extremely short I thought we were exclusive and apparently we were not

Romelle: oh and he said that he's not moving to Houston

Prince Lotor: you were moving?

Math: not at the moment

Pidge: if he wants to become an astronaut he will have to for training

Math: and that's if I ever get accepted

Dr. Shiro: Not if, when.

Math: not helping

Dr. Shiro: Sorry!

Romelle: it doesn't matter I'm over it

Princess Allura: oh my poor Romelle!

Princess Allura: let's go out Friday and forget all about it!

Prince Lotor: ahem you have plans on Friday

Princess Allura: I forgot! I'm so sorry. I have plans on Friday but how about Saturday?

Romelle: Yeah that sounds fun!

emo keith: what'd you forget ?

Princess Allura: Lotor and I have a date

Pidge: a date!!!!!!!!

Lance: it's happening! Oh my god it's happening!!!!

Dr. Shiro: What's the procedure? What's the procedure??

Hunk: Stay fucking calm!!

Prince Lotor: What's that from?

Pidge: The Office, duh

Lance: I just wanna take this moment to say thank you to @ Hunk and @ Shiro for being real ones

Hunk: aww

Dr. Shiro: You're welcome!

emo keith: sorry I didn't get the reference?

Lance: ugh you have to come over so we can binge watch The Office together

Princess Allura: anyway! We're going on a date

Prince Lotor: And none of you are allowed to come and spy on us.

Pidge: Dang

Pidge: I'm kidding

Pidge: have fun kids!

Hunk: where are you guys going?

Princess Allura: We're going to catch a movie and then go for a walk.

Romelle: Romantic !

Prince Lotor: Thank you lolol

Romelle: I have to go

Pidge: you just got here though ):

Romelle: Yeah I'm sorry ): I have to do something but wanted to set my profile picture

emo keith: you have to change you name though

Romelle: oh um I don't know

Romelle: Just pick something you'll think I like

Pidge: where's the fun in that?

Math changed Romelle's user to Melle

Math: don't worry about it

Math: go do what you have to

Math: thanks for coming into the chatroom

Melle left the chatroom

Lance: are you fucking stupid

Dr. Shiro: Language, Lance.

Lance: ugh

Lance: are you stupid!??

Princess Allura: Matt, you have to understand that she's hurting right now and you're a constant reminder of that heartbreak.

Princess Allura: It's going to be hard for her to get over it.

Math: I don't want her to get over me as selfish as that sounds

Lance: Yeah that does sound incredibly selfish

Pidge: asshole

Math: I'm going to try to win her back

emo keith: good luck with that

Math: I mean it

Math: I'm going to change

Math: I want to be someone worthy of her

Prince Lotor: That's very noble of you

Math: anyway let's stop talking about it

Hunk: what is everyone listening to these days I need some new music.

Lance: Romelle has us listening to Lemonade by Beyoncé on repeat

Princess Allura: lolol

Lance: I gotta go guys ):

Lance: I have to take Romelle on her imaginary errands

Lance: see ya

emo keith: bye bye

Lance left the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: I've been listening to a lot of Lana Del Rey recently

emo keith: and everyone says I'm emo

Dr. Shiro: Oh yeah, what have you been listening to??

emo keith: mostly piano

Hunk: anyone else?

Pidge: I've been listening to Waterparks

Hunk: hmmm never heard of them

Pidge: they're pretty good lolol

Pidge: oh and the Game of Thrones soundtrack

Princess Allura: Hozier's new album

Prince Lotor: The 1975

Pidge: is everyone in this chat fucking emo ??

Hunk: how about you Matt?

Math: not much of anything lately

Dr. Shiro: You're scheming to no music?

Math: I'm not scheming, you're making me sound evil lolol

Math: I guess bullet for my valentine or slipknot

Hunk: metal??

Math: I guess you could call it that

Hunk: no thanks

Math: you asked!

Hunk: I'll listen to some of the other recommendations

Pidge: Yes!!!!!

Math: whatever lolol

emo keith: they're pretty good tho

Math: thank you Keith

emo keith: no problem

Math: I gotta go

Pidge: where are you going?

Math: on a run

Prince Lotor: You're exercising?!?

Hunk: lololol no way

Math: Hey ):

Dr. Shiro: you never exercise

Math: I told you I'm changing

Pidge: I give it four days tops

Princess Allura: Four? I say two days.

emo keith: you're putting way too much faith in him.

emo keith: he's gonna quit mid run.

Math: honestly fuck you guys lolol

Hunk: understand our apprehension lolol

Hunk: I've never seen you exercise a day in your life

Dr. Shiro: Literally whenever I ask you to come with the gym with me you fake being sick.

Prince Lotor: lololol

Math: I need a way to get my endorphins up I'm not having sex anymore

Pidge: EW GROSS

Pidge: stop talking

Pidge: I need to go vomit

Prince Lotor: Nice alternative

Pidge: I need to bleach my eyes

emo keith: we knew he was sleeping with Romelle

Pidge: okay yeah but I still don't want to know that my brother is a sex addict

Princess Allura: So Romelle just became a way to get your fix?

Math: I'm not a sex addict

Math: and I was never using Romelle for sex

Math: I really like her

Math: a lot

Hunk: aw

emo keith: you still broke her heart

Math: I never meant to.

Math: fuckkkkk

Math: honestly I thought she would get tired of me

Math: you understand how pretty she is???

Math: I knew it was only a matter of time before she found some pretty rich doctor

Math: like Kinkade!

Dr. Shiro: Romelle and Kinkade have spoken an average of thirty words to each other

Princess Allura: I have to go before I break one of the rules lololol

Princess Allura: I'll see you guys later!

Princess Allura left the chatroom

Prince Lotor: Is this about the thing she knows about Romelle?

Hunk: probably

Prince Lotor: I gotta go speak with my father again

Prince Lotor: wish me luck!

Dr. Shiro: Luck!

Prince Lotor left the chatroom

Math: I REALLY GOTTA GO OR ELSE I WON'T WORKOUT

Hunk: oh yeah you were leaving

Math: Bye everyone!

Math left the chatroom

Pidge: There's no point talking to you losers (excluding Hunk) I'm gonna take a nap

Pidge left the chatroom

emo keith: she's so mean to us lolol

Hunk: it just shows she cares lolol

Dr. Shiro: She didn't call you a loser.

Hunk: What can I say, I'm special!

Hunk: I'm gonna go listen to all the music you guys recommended

Hunk: bye!!!

emo keith: see ya!

Hunk left the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: Are you coming to dinner tonight?

emo keith: yea I'll be there

Dr. Shiro: Okay I'll call mom! See you tonight!!

Dr. Shiro left the chatroom

emo keith changed Lance's user to Lancey Lance

emo keith left the chatroom