Lancey Lance entered the chatroom

Lancey Lance changed Duhhh to Gettin it

Keith entered the chatroom

Keith: wow and we don't even get notifications when people enter

Lancey Lance: yeah dude !! 

Keith: even entered before @ katie

Lancey Lance: great minds think alike

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: shut up it was just a coincidence

Pidge: also are we inviting Romelle ??

Keith: are we

Pidge: Jealous much?

Keith: what

Lancey Lance: perfect lesson! Keith my man

Lancey Lance: your "what" sounds a little hostile

Lancey Lance: I'm sure you're just confused

Lancey Lance: are you confused?

Keith: yea

Lancey Lance: when prompted with idea that you don't get (or just don't want to answer)

Lancey Lance: reply with

Lancey Lance: ???

Keith: ???

Lancey Lance: exactly !!!

Pidge: what the fuck is going on

Keith: ???

Lancey Lance: I'm so glad you're getting it

Lancey Lance: it's an art really

Lancey Lance: and to answer your original question the answer is yes

Lancey Lance: I think you guys will like her !! she's cool.

Pidge: okay well just send me her info later

Keith: do you guys think hunk is having fun on his date

Lancey Lance: to be honest I'm surprised he was able to ask her out. she's so pretty and he just malfunctions when he sees her.

Lancey Lance: I met her and Hunk nearly passed out just trying to say hi lolol

Pidge: He gets all nervous it's so cute

Pidge: speaking of nervous @ Allura calls me every five minutes because she doesn't know what to do about Lotor

Lancey Lance: oh?

Allura entered the chatroom

Allura: What about me?

Allura: Also is that a new feature?

Lancey Lance: is what a new feature ??

Allura: When she @ me it notified me

Keith: ???

Keith: Lance @ me

Lancey Lance: what ???

Keith: @ me

Lancey Lance: @ Keith

Keith: that is new

Lancey Lance: what is !!

Keith: @ Lance

Lancey Lance: !!!!

Lancey Lance: wow that's so cool !!

Pidge: yeah part of the new update I was working on

Pidge: thought it would be convenient lolol

Pidge: @ the programmed name and they will be notified

Allura: Why the programmed name?

Pidge: cause everyone keeps fucking changing their users

Lancey Lance: or has others change it for them

Keith: true

Pidge: it's essentially your real name and/or what everyone is used to

Pidge: sorry Shiro and Hunk !!

Lancey Lance: then why aren't you Pidge

Pidge: ur on thin fucking ice dude

Pidge: one more word and I'll ban you

Keith: anyway why didn't you just @ them

Pidge: simple I didn't want to bother them lolol

Pidge: Dr. Shiro is on shift

Pidge: Hunk is on a real-life date which no one in this group has gotten in a long time

Allura: Hey!

Allura: I may actually have a date.

Pidge: That lunch with Lotor doesn't count because you'll be talking about the internships and not your mutual desire to suck each other's faces off.

Allura: KATIE!!

Lancey Lance: oh?

Pidge: yeah they graduated from liking each other's pics... now they're sliding into each other's dms

Pidge: keep up

Lancey Lance: damn ok then

Pidge: she's quite literally "gettin it"

Allura: For the love of all things holy please stop!!

Allura: I just don't know if it's enemy flirting or if he likes me flirting.

Keith: rivalry flirting nice

Lancey Lance: why would he be flirting with you if he didn't like you?

Allura: Because he wants to tear me down before we go on that internship together.

Allura: Maybe he wants me to quit so he can have it to himself.

Allura: Or maybe he's just trying to get in my head!

Lancey Lance: slow down

Keith: yea slow down is right

Lancey Lance: maybe he's just a good guy

Keith: wearing bad guy clothing

Pidge: bad guy clothing is right

Pidge: are lawyers legally allowed to wear pants that tight ??

Allura: I know right!

Allura: I just didn't seem to think it would end up like this?!

Allura: I mean Pidge talked me into it but I messaged him and he responded!

Pidge: it's been blissful ever since.

Keith: nice

Lancey Lance: so first Hunk and now Allura !!

Lancey Lancey: I wonder who's next ???

Pidge: not you lolol

Lancey Lance: heyyy

Pidge: I mean think about it

Pidge: ur the fucking worst

Keith: i don't think he's the worst

Pidge: that's because you don't know him irl

Keith: i dont know

Keith: i think Lance is okay

Lancey Lance: Thanks, Keith !!

Lancey Lance: @ Katie take notes that's how you treat a best friend

Lancey Lance: @ Keith I think you're okay too

Pidge: are you flirting what's going on

Allura: I'm not quite sure either.

Allura: Anyway, Lotor just asked me for my number!! This is happening so fast!!

Pidge: I already have his contact info so don't bother

Keith: youre really scary you know that

Lancey Lance: ^^ yeah he's right

Allura: How did you get it so fast?

Pidge: He has a very dominant presence online. Just a few clicks and I already had his email.

Pidge: lolol

Pidge: watch this

Pidge invited Lotor

Pidge: hehehehehehehe

Allura: That's downright terrifying but I guess I'll tell him about the app when I text him

Pidge: don't bother

Pidge: We've been exchanging emails since the day he followed you.

Allura: What now?

Lancey Lance: THAT WAS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK OMG

Keith: yeah !!!

Lancey Lance: dude yes! Nice one!!!

Keith: thanks

Pidge: It's okay. He's cool.

Allura: What have you been telling him?

Pidge. Everything.

Pidge: it's pretty funny because he's just as nervous as you are lolol

Allura: I have to go.

Allura: This isn't over. I'm going to call you later and you're going to answer. I want to have a nice long chat @ Katie.

Allura left the chatroom

Pidge: sighhh

Lancey Lance: remind me to never ever let Katie meddle in my love life

Keith: noted

Pidge: look all I did was push and nudge them into doing stuff they weren't comfortable with but totally wanted !!

Pidge: I'm essentially their god

Lancey Lance: *matchmaker

Pidge: same difference.

Pidge: look if it wasn't for me Lotor would have never liked the majority of her pics or even commented on the new one she posted

Lancey Lance: let me guess

Lancey Lance: you urged her to post a new pic and then urged him to like it

Pidge: and comment

Keith: nice

Pidge: I hope Hunk is having fun.

Keith: i do too he seems really nice

Lancey Lance: yeahhhh

Lancey Lance: so tell me how Rolo is back in my dorm ??

Keith: who's that

Pidge: Lance's really annoying and rude dorm mate.

Pidge: I thought he moved in with his girlfriend??

Lancey Lance: apparently they decided to take a break this week and this dude is so heartbroken ??

Lancey Lance: every five minutes he makes me check his heartbeat because he thinks he's having heart palpitations

Lancey Lance: don't want to tell him it's just a broken heart

Keith: so it's one of those on and off things

Lancey Lance: yeah it's annoying

Keith: how old are you

Pidge: this conversation is giving me fucking whiplash lolol love it !!

Lancey Lance ???

Keith: i'm just curious about your age that's all

Pidge: lolol you want me to leave you guys alone?

Keith: shut up

Keith: i was just wondering since you're in med school you must be older than me

Lancey Lance: I'm turning twenty-three in July! currently twenty-two.

Pidge: if it's any consolation I'm turning twenty-two soon !!

Keith: oh wow

Lancey Lance: what's up?

Keith: @ Lance you're younger than I expected

Keith: it's a good thing !! it's cool

Keith: haha i thought you were going to be way older than that ??

Pidge: was the thought of Lance being an older guy a turn off lolol ??

Lancey Lance: oh my god shut up

Keith: yeah

Lancey Lance: what? now I'm self-conscious!! How old are you?

Keith: twenty-four

Keth: i'm graduating this year with a masters in english

Lancey Lance: dude that so cool!! Congrats

Pidge: I'm graduating this year too

Lancey Lance: I already know you and celebrated your accomplishments before be quiet

Pidge: disrespectful

Lancey Lance: Keith and I have never met in person, therefore, it's a bigger deal to me

Lancey Lance: I'm so proud of you !! Write the best books our generation has seen !!

Keith: thank you

Pidge: he's definitely blushing

Keith: can you see me ???

Pidge: no

Lancey Lance: it's safer to just cover your front camera in all honesty.

Pidge: anyway I need to go so see ya!

Pidge left the chatroom

Lancey Lance: so what do you like to write about ??

Keith: sci-fi, mystery, horror

Keith: things like that

Lancey Lance: you asked me about flowers though lolol

Keith: oh yeah haha

Keith: sometimes i write my characters together

Keith: i've been told that i'm good at keeping a balance between romance and the actual plot

Lancey Lance: so no love stories??

Keith: some love stories

Lancey Lance: that's nice

Keith: it is

Keith: what are you doing right now

Lancey Lance: studying

Keith: should i go then ???

Lancey Lance: no I think it's rather enjoyable with you

Keith: i could call you

Keith: right now

Lancey Lance: you'd have to hear my voice lolol

Keith: I'd love to hear your voice.

Lancey Lance: You would?

Keith: very much so

Keith left the chatroom

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