OHMYGODSGUYSHEACTUALLYSPOKETOMETODAYLIKEREALWORDSANDTHEYWEREN'TINITALIANORANYTHING

I'll write the scene: 

"Hey, can I borrow a pencil? My friend stole all of mine."

And then I just nodded and handed him my pencil because I was too tongue-tied to do anything else. He gave it back at the end of class and thanked me. I'm keeping this forever. Or at least until I find another crush.

On a sadly less triumphant note, I don't think I did well on the math test.