Purple grunted and groaned, grinding inside of Red. Red tugged at her hair, and they moaned continuously.

"G-God..." Purple panted. "Wasn't able t-to do t-this befo-ore..."

"Well...y-you've...got a different part n-now..." Red explained, moaning furiously at the sensation of Purple inside of her.

"O-Oh g-god! I t-think I'm c-close!"

"I s-should pull out!"

Purple struggled and struggled to pull out of Red. It was like her dick was stuck in an elevator door. "Jesus fucking christ!"

"What's wrong?!"

"I-I can't-"

Oh god. She could feel it. With those movements she was making to get out, she only got closer, and closer, until...

Warmth spread inside of Red like wildfire.

Not a sound could be heard.

They stared at each other in shock, and after a few maneuvers, Purple managed to pull out. Still not a word was uttered.

Purple got out of the bed, and Red soon followed.

After a moment of silence, Red spoke.

"We should change the sheets before they get home. There's some in the bathroo-"

"That's what you're concerned about?" Purple questioned. "This is what you're worried about? Changing the sheets?"

"Do you wanna get caught doing it in their bed?" Red asked, already removing the sheets as she spoke. "You don't have to help, y'know."

Red walked to the bathroom, holding the filthy sheets in her arms.

Purple followed. "Why aren't you worried about that?"

Red kept walking, not even bothering to look at Purple. "If I ignore it, it'll go away."

Purple shook her head. "You know it won't. Red, we have to get one of those pregnancy test thingies. This isn't like a sickness, Red, it's a living life form."

She stopped walking. Purple stopped as well.

Red turned to her, tears in her eyes.

"What if it says I'm pregnant? How the fuck are we going to convince Spinel and Y/N to let us stay here? Hmm? How?"

Purple squeezed her hand comfortingly. "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Until then, let's just hope to god that you aren't pregnant because holy fuck you're right oh my god-"

"Shut up, Purple, just shut up." Red said, blocking her ears.

"Man, you know they won't let us stay!"

"I'm not listening anymore!"

"I know you can hear me! This isn't an issue we can just run away from, like Aven, and SRS!"

Red fell to her knees. "I hate my fucking life! God damn! Fuck!"

Purple sat down beside her, and put an arm around her. "Red, I'm sure everything's going to be just fine. It always is, and this won't be any different."

"You don't know that."

"I don't know that. But I want to believe it."

Red sighed, and wrapped her arms around her. They sat in silence.

"If we're going to sit much longer, we should get some clothes on." Purple said. They swiped a hand over their gems, and shapeshifted their clothes back on.

"I'll...I'll go get the test in the morning." Red said. "I'm exhausted, Purple, and I want to sleep."

So they fell asleep on the floor, without uttering another word.

-

"I love you, and no matter what the test says, I will still love you." Purple assured her.

"Alright...okay..." Red said nervously, walking out the door. "I don't really know how any of this works, but I'm gonna try."

"I'm sure it'll be fine. Don't worry." Purple replied. "I love you!"

"I love you too!" Red called back, and Purple shut the door.

Who could have guessed that shapeshifting a dick just one time would lead to this. Well, she'd never be shapeshifting one again.

5/10, nice experience, but got my girlfriend pregnant.

Purple sighed, slamming her face onto the counter. "Fuck..."

-

It was the moment of truth.

Purple was waiting outside the bathroom door while Red read a Wikipedia article about how to use a pregnancy test.

If there wasn't a baby, her ass was saved.

If there was a baby...well, then life was going to get a lot harder.

The silence and anticipation of the moment seemed to last for hours. Purple was sweating buckets, and her gem was pulsating very quickly.

Then, the door opened. Red was standing there.

Purple gulped. "Are...are y-you done?"

Red nodded.

"Okay then. Lifeform or no lifeform?" Purple asked, honestly really scared to find out. Having this baby could either make their lives complete, or ruin them.

Red held up the test.

It was positive.

Purple had never felt such joy, nervousness, fear, and love all at the same time. She swept Red up into her arms, and kissed her passionately.

Her mind was unsure about if this was really something to celebrate, but she ignored her mind, and just listened to her heart.

And her stomach. She was really fucking hungry.

So they went and got some food.

-

Finding it out had been relatively easy for them.

Now it was time to tell everyone.

And that was the hard part.

They were all sitting on the bed, talking about whatever the fuck they were talking about. Spinel was leading the conversation.

"And then I threw him against the wall, and he ran into the cereal isle!" Spinel wheezed. "So I wrapped my arms around his throat, and I told him, that's my girlfriend, you dickhead!"

They all burst into laughter. Everybody loves hearing stories of David suffering, after all.

After a moment of silence, Purple took an opportunity. She cleared her throat. "Hey guys, let's play a game."

Everyone looked at her.

"Okay then. What are we playing, Monopoly?" Green asked.

"Nah. We're all gonna show off random shit we've got on us, for no good reason." Purple explained with a shrug.

"Oh, okay. That sounds reasonable enough."

Spinel pulled out a ring pop. "Umm, I've got my wedding ring."

Y/N pulled out a ring pop. "Me too!"

Then, Green gave a smirk. "Well, I've got a...NEW HYDROFLASK!! TAA-DAA!!" She cheered, striking a pose with her new green Hydroflask.

"Oh, damn!" Spinel cried. "When did you get that?!"

"Yesterday." Green replied with a proud grin. "Found this little beauty sitting on a shelf. I knew I had to take it once it...whispered to me."

Spinel playfully rolled her eyes, and Red and Purple shared a glance.

"Alright, what have you got, Purple?"

Purple nervously grinned. "Uh, actually, me and Red are sharing ours. Trust me, you'll get it when you see it."

"Okay then." Spinel shrugged.

Red pulled out a jar of Prego sauce.

Green squinted and read it. "Prego Italian sauce...flavored with meat..."

She cocked her head to the side. "Why are you guys sharing a jar of sauce? Sounds kinda weird to me, don't you think?"

Red sighed.

"No, Green. I am the prego Prego."

She still didn't seem to understand, looking to the others in confusion.

"OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Purple yelled, scaring everyone out of their skin. "RED'S PREGNANT, YOU IDIOTS!!"

Green gasped. "OH MY GOD!! I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT?!"

"A baby?!" Spinel squealed. "Y/N, a baby!"

"I'm so happy for you both!" Y/N cried. "When did you find out?!"

"This morning," Red replied nervously. "So, uh...you're not gonna kick us out to the streets and we'll have to live in a box and feed our baby cardboard?"

Y/N blinked.

"Um...no."

Red and Purple cheered, chanting "WE'RE GAY AND EXPECTING! WE'RE GAY AND EXPECTING!" at the top of their lungs while running through the entire apartment.

Everybody laughed, and there was so much excitement in the air that you could practically touch it with your fingers.

Everybody wondered what the baby would look like.