"Daaad... I don't want to be here!" Said Philip to his father, walking side by side of him while carrying a bag.

"Why are you complaining, big guy? Didn't you love your... 'Onibabe'?~" chuckled @FilippoMasiero2, his bearded chin moved by the wind of winter. Philip softly slapped his "father's" shoulder, a pout on his chiseled face.

"Don't you dare question my love for her, dad. Never. That woman is one of the reasons I keep living, damn it!"

"Then why do you not want to go to her house?"

"Gee, let's see... first, the suit you got me is tight."

"It let's people see your gorgeous body, big man. You should be thanking me."

"Second, and more important that the first point, Onyx hates taking photos. There's a reason we don't post much. She doesn't like photos, and we both prefer to actually do stuff instead. You know... like you!"

"... I mean I expected that, I did create you starting from me-"

"And third! You're bringing me only because you also want to flirt with Onyx's mom!" Philip said, before his father grabbed him by the collar of his tank-top and brought him down to his height, red on his face from the embarrassment.

"Do not... speak Ill... of Nittybits."

"... I did not speak ill of Nitty-"

"DO NOT! Use that nickname. It's MINE. Are we clear boy?"

"... Crystal."

The smaller man let go of the giant's collar, and sighed. "Sorry. I..."

"You lost it. I get it. I'm the same with my own Succubus."

The two men laughed, walking along the street. Soon, they reached their destination: @JuanitasUniverse's house... and of course, Onyx's. Philip was all giddy while Pippo knocked gently on the door, soon being welcomed by the sight of a young, dark skinned woman, wearing a smile that could have slayed a dragon. Filippo didn't even have the time to open his mouth, before he was tackled into a hug.

"Pip!~"

"Nittybits!~"

"... Philip." Spoke the giant, snickering at the two's glaring at him. The two let go of each other, sighing for a moment. It was her who broke the silence.

"I suppose you came for the cover photo, right?"

"Yepperoni we did."

"... Like that? In his tanktop? I mean, Onyx won't complain but-"

"No, Aunt Nita. Dad here got me a suit." Spoke Philip, rolling his eyes.

"Yes I did, you big side of beef. Yes I did." Grinned Filippo, all smug. He turned to the giggling woman, and peered into the house. Seeing no one, he looked at Juanita, a questioning look on his face.

"... And Onyx?"

"Oh boy..." Juanita rolled her eyes, sighing before letting her guests in the house. "I'll show ya where she is." She stepped back, and shouted towards upstairs: "ONYYYYYX! ARE YOU READY?!"

"NO! I'M NOT WEARING THIS! NOT FOR YOU!" A feminine voice answered from a room upstairs. Juanita sighed, looking at her guests. Philip hummed, in thought, as Filippo spoke:

"... Onyx? Do you hear me? It's me, Uncle Pippo! Won't you do that for me? You know I kinda need that photo..."

"... I'm sorry Pip-"

"DO NOT CALL HIM PIP! I CALL HIM PIP!" Shouted Juanita at the voice of her 'daughter'.

"... I'm sorry, but I... I can't. I'm too embarrassed about this dress." The voice of Onyx answered from the closed room. Before Filippo could utter more, his 'son' spoke up.

"... Ony? It's me. I'm here too..."

At these words... the room's door opened slightly, and a beautiful dark skinned face, framed by long hair of the color of night, popped out. Onyx batted her eyelids slowly, her red eyes shining towards Philip... and smiled, mischievously... but spoke softly, blushing shily.

"... I can't wear this, Phil... it... it's illegal to show this much skin..."

"Oooooh, me likey~" The giant licked his lips, chuckling. "You're not the only one with wardrobe troubles. Dad wants me to wear a suit that is clearly too tight and-"

"... is it a black suit?"

"... Yes it is, Ony. It is."

"... I'll wear my dress, Phil. You take care of wearing your suit~... and remember to... tuck that big boy front and center~"
Onyx giggled, coquettishly at her teasing... and Philip wasn't one to not respond!

"Whaaa? I thought you preferred it when I tucked it in yo-"

"Ahem!" Philip stopped, looking at his creator, who was grinning at him. He grinned back.

"What? You know I love that girl~"

Philip laughed, and walked off towards a walk in wardrobe, not before swaying his hips towards Onyx, who bit her lip and slinked her head back inside. The two creators, seeing the scene, laughed.

"Ahhh, Kids. Eh, Nittybits?~"

"Eyup! Perverted. Just like their parents~"

After a few moments, Onyx came out first, her face in a pout.

"... I hate this. I feel naked. And I am used to be naked, so this is an issue."

The two creators smiled at the Succubus' complaining. Juanita moved behind her 'daughter' and patted her shoulders.

"Oh I know it's a bit much, but you look sooo pretty!"

"No." Spoke Onyx, annoyed. "I feel like a gussied out prince-... woah..."

Her words died in her throat, as she saw the wardrobe open, with Philip walking out in his suit, while checking his range of movement. He looked up at her, and smiled, blushing a shade of orange.

"Is... Is it weird? S-should I loose a button? I-"

"Look at you!" Laughed Filippo "That baby face in that nice suit! You look wonderful."

"I... I do? Really? This feels really tight..." the giant looked up at Onyx and her 'mother' and smirked "... and now that I see her... it feels tighter...~"

Onyx Giggled, blushing at the sight of her beloved. "Ah... it reminds me of that butler suit...~"

"Oh! The one we used to play the butler with a scandalous-"

"AHEM!" The two lovebirds were again interrupted, this time by Juanita, as Filippo was smiling and shaking his head at the two. Juanita stepped towards the lovers and set them close together.

"Ok... this should be good for the picture..."

As the woman stepped away while the other creator prepared the equipment for the photo, Onyx sighed, annoyed.

"... I hate photos..."

"... When this is done..." Spoke Philip in her ear "... You can rip this suit off of me."

Onyx smiled, sultry and juust enough. Her eyes glinted red, exactly like her dress, as her beloved's proposal did indeed make Photos' seem much, much more interesting now~

Click!

"... Perfect~" Spoke Filippo, before laughing with Juanita, as he now had exactly the perfect pic for the cover of his book...

The book you readers are reading right now, that is! I know, I know: many don't know these OC's of mine and JuanitasUniverse, but I decided to write one shots about them, some lovey dovey... and maybe some horney porney. Updates won't be fast, sadly... but they'll be done with love, swear on my head! I hope you may appreciate the product I'm offering: have a good one!

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