Zooper Noobs
The noobs and the alien trainers were walking around looking at the animals in the Zoo.
"Man, I love the Zoo!" (Y/N) smiled excitedly looking at the animals one by one.
"Ya, the monkeys, the rhinos," Tyler smiled. "The weird smells lingering in the air."
"You call this a zoo?" Zen/Rob asked. "Where are the mongards? Where are the adorable glormweasels?"
"And where are the churros?" Mem/Bob frowned.
"Right here." Shope pointed at a churro stand as the noobs pays their churros.
"It's deep-fried sugary goodness." Roach smiled.
"Nonono." Kira/Adira said. "On our planet, a churro is a snarling beast with three heads and four butts."
Mem/Bob, Kira/Adira and Zen/Rob started to eat the churro and their eyes widened.
"Oh, and unbelievable!" Zen/Rob smiled.
"This is all I wanna eat for the rest of my life!" Mem/Bob's eyes sparkled.
They all ate loudly and finishes it which the noobs stood there, shocked that their mentor mentors finished it quickly that they did.
Kira/Adira cleared her throat, "Now, what's a goat?"
~~~~~
The goats started bleating as Shope pets the goat while (Y/N) was hugging another goat. A goat walked towards Mem/Bob who is eating the churros.
"Don't even think about it, goat." Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira glared at the goat which the goat walks away.
A goat walked towards to Roach.
"Hello, Mr. Goat." Roach greeted. "I'm sorry we don't have food for you and-" The Goat chomps on his pants. "Okay. Nobody look at my butt." Roach covered his butt and runs away.
"Hey, where'd Kevin go?" (Y/N) asked, realizing that Kevin was nowhere to be found until...
"Check it!"
They saw Kevin as a flamingo?
"I have weird backward knees. Wild, right?" Kevin walked backwards in his flamingo form.
"Are we done?" Kira/Adira said. "Because besides these life-changing churros, this zoo is..."
"Bo-ring!" Zen/Rob sighed but stopped when he saw a picture of "Monorail."
"Monorail!" Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira cheered as they dropped their churros and saw a picture of the Monorail.
"Nothing reminds us more of a childhood on Sector 81-23!" Mem/Bob smiled.
"I never knew you like Monorails, Kira?" Shope looked at their mentor in surprise. Since, Mem and Zen did told them about monorails once, she already knew that they would be excited. But Kira?
"Honestly, i've never been to one but i am fascinated of how it works" Kira/Adira's eyes sparkled.
"Then let's have some super Earth zoo monorail fun!" Tyler smiled.
~~~~~
The Monorail was.....awful. The monorail was too small for them and it was so slow but Roach's having fun.
"Wheeeee!" Roach cheered
"This is boring" Kira/Adira deadpanned.
"I hate this zoo!" Zen/Rob complained.
"This is nothing like the amazing have-to-ride-it-to-believe-it monorail at the intergalactic space zoo." Mem/Bob crossed his arms.
"Wait." Kevin said. "There's a space zoo?!"
"With like," Tyler said. "Crazy space animals?"
"You let us waste our day looking at boring, regular Earth animals?" Shope deadpanned.
"And let us ride this boring Monorail!?" (Y/N) pouted.
"When we could've been at the..."
'When did he get behind me?!?!' (Y/N) thought as she looked back to see Roach behind her.
~~~~~
The Galacticus landed/parked on the parking lot.
"Space zoo!" The Noobs cheered as they all ran outside of the Galacticus.
"Okay, remember we're parked in Glormweasel!" Shope pointed the sign which (Y/N) nodded.
~~~~~
The noobs, Mem, Zen and Kira were walking around.
"First, we need to see the razor-toothed Stratapus." Tyler looked through the map.
"Maybe we could see the Glormweasels or the churro!" (Y/N) smiled but Kevin imitates a buzzer.
"We need to hit the zero gravity Splortha Stunt Show Spectacular!" Kevin pointed at the map.
Roach suddenly stopped and looked at the space goat. "Aww. And look at this little guy." The space goat chomps his pants. "Ha! This time I brought extra pants." The space goat chomps the other pants.
"Shouldn't have said that buddy" (Y/N) shook her head.
"Okay, nobody look at my butt." Roach covered his butt and ran away.
"Yeah, okay. You noobs go nuts." Zen said. "We're going to ride the monorail to relive our childhoods!"
"And then we'll ride it again and again and again and again and again!" Mem smiled brightly as the word 'again' said lightly faster.
They both ran to the Monorail
"Wait, where's Kira?" Kevin looked around.
"She's running away from her fans" (Y/N) gestured a bunch of aliens who are excited and fangirling.
"I can't believe that she's here!" Alien 1 fangirled.
"Ya, i can't wait to train with her" Alien 2 smiled.
"Uh, she's gonna train with me!" Alien 1 glared. The two had a glared contest and started to fight.
"Man, she is popular" (Y/N) blinked.
"Okay, gang." Tyler smirked. "Let's zoo it!"
(Y/N) rolled her eyes.
"You did not just say that." Kevin deadpanned.
"Yeah, I did." Tyler smirked.
The noobs ran towards the glormweasels.
"OMG." Shope cooed. "The glormweasels are so cute!"
(Y/N) was hugging the glormweasels. "You're so cute! I just wanna hug you everyday!" (Y/N) said, hugging the glormweasel even though the glormweasel didn't do anything.
The two boys look at the glormweasel with jealousy.
'Damn, why can't she hug me like that?!'
'If only she could hug me like that'
"Getting jealous over a cute little animal" Shope teased Tyler and Kevin
"Can it, Shope" Kevin and Tyler glared and Shope laughed in reply.
"Aww, and look at this one." Roach pointed at the shrub. "He doesn't want my pants. Do you?"
"That's a shrub." (Y/N) pointed out.
"I'm gonna call him Steve." Roach hugged the shrub.
"Well hello, everyone!" The alien greeted. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mr. Rosby, owner of this intergalactic zoo! Say, you wouldn't happen to be Earth humans, would you?"
Mr. Rosby, a yellow Alien who has four arms, big pink nose with three nostrils and wearing a red suit, a black bow tie, white tux and black boots walked towards to the noobs.
"Not always." Kevin said. "This morning, I was a flamingo."
Mr. Rosby laughed Uncontrollably.
"Okay." Shope said. "It wasn't that funny."
"Ya, this guy is suspicious" (Y/N) whispered which Shope nods in agreement.
"Oh, uh, it's just that we've never had Earth humans visit before." Mr. Rosby said. "Say, how 'bout I give you... the Very Important Humans tour!" The four Noobs cheered and (Y/N) stayed quite and observed him. "And is anyone else with your Earth party?"
"Just our three alien trainers, but they're obsessively riding the monorail and one is running away from her fans." Roach smiled.
(Y/N) looked at him, 'DUDE'
"Oh! Then I will personally make sure they have a monorific ride!" Mr. Rosby said. "And don't worry your friend is going to be just fine." The shrub chomps Roach's pants.
'Again? Poor Roach' (Y/N) sighed.
"Okay, nobody look at my butt!"
~~~~~
"You know who has the greatest job in the world?" Mem smiled.
"The monorail conductor!"
"He gets to drive the monorail," Zen said. "Blow the monorail horn, and I so want to meet him!"
Mem and Zen came in the Monorail with excited chatter.
"All..." Mr. Monorail looked around only to see Mem and Zen. "Aboard?"
"Heh. Hi, Mr. Monorail." Mem said. "We are huge fans!"
"Please, please let us blow the whistle!" Zen smiled.
"Sure thing!"
There was a call from Mr. Rosby.
"Attention, conductor, this is Mr. Rosby." Mr. Rosby said from the other line. "Commence our exclusive "Monorail Ride" for our guests from Earth."
"Sure thing!" Mr. Monorail pressed a button which activated a force field and extra locked the doors around the Monorail.
"Ooh, VIPs get extra locks on their doors!" Zen cheered.
"And a force field!" Mem cheered, waving his hands.
"Yay! Force field monorail!" Zen cheered as the monorail started moving.
~~~~~
Kira was running away from her fans behind a wall.
"Hope...they...didn't find...me!" Kira panted.
This was worst than she thought not only did she has to run away from her fans, she haven't ride on the monorail yet.
She sighed and her body lays to the wall still panting until....
"Wait, there she is! I found her!" Alien 1 pointed at her as all of the aliens looked at what he pointed.
They all stood there and Kira nervously smiled and waved.
"Hi?" Kira said nervously as her fans squealed louder and started chasing her again.
'Damn it! What do you do in a situation like this, Renki?' Kira thought, teleported somewhere else.
~~~~~
"Here we have the Mongards." Mr. Rosby gestured the Mongards as the Mongard roars. "And what space zoo would be complete without some churros?"
"Okay." Tyler said. "Might never eat a churro again."
"I might never see the churro the same again" (Y/N) sweat dropped and Kevin nods in agreement.
"But I think you're really gonna like this new habitat!" Mr. Rosby pressed the buttons and the door opens.
The Noobs awes and stopped to see that the 'Animals' have cameras.
"That's weird." Shope said. "They let the animals have cameras?"
"Welcome to the Intergalactic Space Zoo's first ever... Earth Human exhibit!" Mr. Rosby announced, outside as the cameras started flashing.
"What?!" Kevin yelled.
"I KNEW YOU WERE SUSPICIOUS!" (Y/N) said. "Never trust a dude with a top hat and four arms." Shope nods in agreement.
"And never trap four humans who have battle balls!"
They all pulled out their battle balls and turned their battle balls to blasters.
"Blaster mode!" Kevin smirked as they all blasted the force field but it turns around and the noobs screamed and tries to dodge it.
"Let's see if they can handle a little punch!" (Y/N) smirked.
She ran and punched the force field but nothing happens, she repeatedly punched the the force field and panted in exhaustion.
"Right, I haven't gone into level 4 of my destruction powers yet" (Y/N) sighed in defeat.
"Force fields." Shope said. "But we do not panic. For when our trainers see us trapped, they will save us from this crazy guy!"
They all started to yell at the four arms alien like animals on the zoo.
"Oh-ho." Mr. Rosby said. "Notice how the strange humans shout for their friends, who are currently on the monorail and one of them are shopping at the mall!"
"Monorail!" Mem and Zen cheered on the monorail.
"Ooooh..." The aliens awed
Mr. Rosby quietly chuckled, "And who are never getting off."
~~~~~
"Oh, the fun! How can this ride get any better?!" Mem arm hugged Zen.
Then Mr. Monorail got a call from Mr. Rosby.
"Attention, conductor." Mr. Rosby said. "Commence "VIP Happy Fun Monorail Guest Safety..'Restraints'."
"Sure thing!" Mr. Monorail smiled and he pressed a button which made Mem and Zen wore seatbelts and more.
"It can get better!" Zen smiled.
~~~~~
"Ok, it's ok. I'm fine! I'm finally fine!" Kira hid behind a wall. "Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine" Then she saw a little alien getting bullied by the others little aliens.
Kira walked over them and stopped them. "Hey, it's not nice to do that to other aliens!" Kira scolded which the other aliens eyes turned wide, they screamed and runs away.
Kira sighs and kneeled to the little alien. "Are you okay?" the little alien slowly nodded
"Yes, thank you Miss!" the Little female alien smiled which Kira smiled and ruffled her head like what her old friend do to her.
The little Alien looks like a normal wolf pup. Her fur color is light brown. She has long brown hair reaching to the middle of her back and brown eyes.
"No problem, Don't be afraid of aliens like that." Kira smiled. "They're just jealous of you!" but the little alien only frowned.
"Why are they jealous?" the little alien titled her head with a confused look.
"Because they're not as cute as the alien i'm looking at now!" Kira hugged the little alien which she squealed and giggled in the hug.
"What's your name, miss?" the little alien asked with a warm smile which caused Kira to slowly froze.
Her voice reminded her of him.
*Flashback*
"What's your name, miss?" A male alien asked which she stared at him shocked.
*Flashback ended*
"Miss... Miss.... Miss?" The little alien called and Kira snapped back to reality
"Yes?" Kira nervously smiled.
"Are you okay? You're crying?" The little alien pointed at tears.
Kira noticed that a tear running down to her cheeks.
"Don't worry, i'm fine. My name is Kira and what's yours?" Kira puts the little alien down.
The little alien eyes turned wide and smiled wider.
"My name is Eni! I know you, i like to her stories from mommy and she said you fought viruses to protect other aliens!" Eni jumped excitedly as Kira giggled.
"Yes, i protect Aliens with all of my heart." Kira smiled.
'Lies'
"Then, i want to be like you! I want to protect my friends and family but what my main goal is to search for my big brother." She then pouted. "Mommy said that big brother has to go to the angels and one day i could meet him again but i've waited so long, i can't stand it anymore. I will find my brother and hug him and tell him how much i miss him!" Eni smiled brighy. as her hand raising high up to the air.
"That's an admirable dream, i hope you get stronger to find your brother back!" Kira smiled sadly. This little alien did not know that her brother is....
"You better go, mommy must be worried about you" The little alien nodded and hugs her one last time as she goes to her mom.
Kira watched the little girl go to her mother and get a good look at her mother. She gasped in shock who the mother was and immediately run away.
~~~~~
The aliens just looked at them, amazed while the noobs were growling at them.
"Okay. If blaster mode and Mem and Zen can't break us out, perhaps my gorilla arms will!" Kevin transforms his arms into gorilla arms. He punched the force field and got shoved to the wall. "Nope. No, they didn't." Kevin groaned and (Y/N) helped him up.
"If (Y/N)'s destruction can't work." Shope said. "Yours can't either"
"I think my destruction powers could work but i just haven't gone into level 4"
"Well, if nothing can break through the force field, then I'll just teleport around it." Tyler tries to teleport but he only could teleport in front of the force field.
"Ooooh..."
"Okay, let's face it. Our battle balls can't get us outta here." Tyler groaned and (Y/N) helped him up.
"There has to be some way to shut it off." (Y/N) frowned.
"How I long for the petting zoo and Steve and the adorable glormweasels" Roach said. "And whatever that zookeeper's serving and no force fields."
Tyler looked through the forcefield to see the Petting zoo and the glormweasels which gave him a bright idea.
"Which is why we have to get Kevin transferred to the petting zoo." Tyler smiled.
"Um, how?" Shope asked. "And who in the universe would wanna pet Kevin?"
"She's right." Kevin agreed.
(Y/N) finally gets what Tyler's thinking. "Not Kevin the human, but Kevin the cute and adorable glormweasel."
"And all he has to do is dash to the zoo's central command tiki hut and shut down the force fields!" Shope, gestured to the map.
"Yeah, one problem!" Kevin said. "I don't do cute."
The alien started to press the buttons to open the door.
"You have to be cute to get us out of here!" Tyler said. "Now be cute!"
Kevin only grumnled in respond.
"I'll help you with your homework and bakes you my chocolate chip cookies!" (Y/N) used puppy dog eyes as Kevin sighed and transforms into a glormweasel.
No one can resist (Y/N)'s puppy dog eyes.
"Here, humans. Here's your slop. Whoa." The zookeeper saw Kevin as a Glormweasel. "What are you doing in here, cute and fluffy animal? Eh, you should be in the petting zoo." He takes Kevin to the petting zoo.
As Tyler and (Y/N) winked at him which he returned it.
"Ooh, human slop!" Roach tried to eat the slop but Tyler stopped him.
"Don't eat that." Tyler deadpanned.
~~~~~
"Monorail!" Mem and Zen cheered inside the Monorail.
~~~~~
"Help me!" Kira screamed while aliens chasing after her.
~~~~~
"Ahh. I'm cute, I'm so cute." Kevin said, in the glormweasel form with high pitched voice and letting the aliens pet him. "And now I run!" Kevin ran away from the aliens to find the tiki hut. "Tiki hut, tiki hut. Gotta find that power station tiki hut!" Kevin finally stopped running and saw the tiki hut.
"Okay. Now to sneak in and shut off the force field like a super spy cute ninja." Kevin then smirked. "Or... Earth elephant comin' through!" Kevin transforms into an elephant, ran to the tiki hut and smashed it to a million pieces.
"Smash! Smashy smash! Smash smash smash!" Kevin sang.
Then all of the force field dies down as the Mongard roars.
My bet is that he's roaring for his freedom.
"I don't believe it." Shope said. "Kevin did it."
They all walked outside.
"That's m-Our Kevin" (Y/N) cheered as Shope throws a teasing smile at her which (Y/N) blushed.
"Nice job!" Tyler smiled.
"Yeah." Kevin smiled. "I freed everyone else, too."
As the space animals ran and there was various animal noises.
"Very thoughtful." Shope nodded.
"And now, we have three very important aliens to save."
"Right. Mem and Zen are still trapped on the monorail! And Kira is still busy running away from her fans" (Y/N) nodded.
"Monorail!" Mem and Zen yelled inside the train.
"Oh, yeah. I was talking about Space Goat and Steve the Shrub." Roach took the space goat and Steve the shrub. "Okay, now we can go."
"Stop those humans!" Mr. Rosby ordered. "This is my zoo, and I am responsible for maintaining these animals and keeping them safe! Now, blast them!"
The zookeepers took out their blasters and shoots the noobs with it.
"Hold me." Tyler took out his hands and the four noobs holds it which they teleported to the monorail station.
All animals and aliens were screaming.
"Okay." (Y/N) said. "We have to stop that monorail and free Mem and Zen!"
Memnock and Zenblock started screaming.
"Then it's time to turn that monoride into a thrill ride!" Shope uses electricity to electrical zaps the train rode which made the monorail fly.
"Monorail!" Mem and Zen cheered and the monorail crashed to the ground.
"That was the best ride ever!" Zen cheered then they heard a scream.
"What was that?" Mem looked to see that Kira was running away from her fans and then someone blasted them but missed.
"What the heck?" Zen titled his head.
"Get them, get them, get them!"
"GET KIRA!"
"COME BACK KIRA"
"TEACH IS KIRA"
"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD!
"DESTINY SAYS WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER"
Kira started to scream and ran again.
"Whoa," Mem looked at the noobs. "What'd you do?!"
"Saved your lives!"
"Oh. Thanks." Mem smiled.
Zen, Mem, Kira and the Noobs were panting and running away from her fans and Mr. Rosby's zookeepers.
"Quick." Zen said. "Get into the Galacticus."
"Blast them!" Mr. Rosby ordered then there was a stampede and animal noises which they all dodged. "Wait! Come back! Without those animals, I'm ruined!"
~~~~~
"Okay." Kevin said. "Let's never go back to that zoo again."
"Done."
"And I'm glad we freed those alien animals." Tyler said "Who wants to be stuck in a cage?"
"Yeah, but..." Mem's eye twitched.
"Now they're all stuck in the Galacticus!" Zen screamed.
"Well Kira, tired from running around?" Shope smirked.
"Ya, running away from fans is tiring." Kira said. "Now, i could see how (B/N) and duckbutt feels."
(Y/N) laughed.
"Maybe we should do a girls day out!" (Y/N) smiled. "It's going to be fun!"
"Sure"
"I don't think my parents would agree"
"Why?" I asked. "Is it because when i prank your dad for making him thinking the pie was actually 'Vegan' and he actually ate all the pie without observing that i put too much whip cream or is it because your mom doesn't like me being reckless and not a good influence to you?"
"Ok, my dad didn't even know about that prank" Shope deadpanned. "Second, my parents actually thinks you're cool and awesome"
"Awww" (Y/N) smiled. "I bet, they're lying"
Shope rolled her eyes, "And third, it's because i have lessons tomorrow"
"Welp, might as well break you out of prison"
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, break you out" (Y/N) said. "I'mma help you skip those lessons"
"What? Why-"
"Because you need a break once in a while. It's unhealthy for you to take too much lessons" (Y/N) smiled.
Shope sighed but shook her head with a smile, "Alright."
Out of nowhere, the space goat chomped Mem and Zen's pants.
"Okay, nobody look at our butts." Mem his their butts.
"Can we at least take care of one of the glormweasels?" (Y/N) used her puppy dog eyes.
"No!" Mem, Kira and Zen deadpanned which (Y/N) pouted and looks at Kevin with puppy dog eyes.
He sighed and turns into a glormweasels as (Y/N) happily hugged which made Kevin blushed, Tyler glares and the rest smiled teasingly.
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