Who, What, Where Noob?
At a normal morning in the Shope's household, Roach, Kevin and Tyler knocked on Shope's door and yelled at her to come out. As Shope tries to sneak out but Shope's parents were already in front of her.
"Is that your friends at the door?" Shope's mom looked at Shope with a disappointed stare.
"Okay," Shope said. "Where is this going?"
"Jennifer, we think the boys are, well..." Shope's dad think of a right word for it. "Bad influences on you."
"What?!?" Shope said. "What about (Y/N)?!"
"Sure, she helps you, cares for you and do anything for you." Shope's Mom sighed.
"But, she's reckless, stubborn and hyperactive" Shope's Dad said. 'I just wished you would find other normal girls at your age'
"I mean, is there another reason you missed your first homework assignment ever last week?" Shope's Mom looked at Shope.
"Uhh..."
*Flashback*
"I am never getting my homework done tonight!" Shope blasted the virus beast.
*Flashback ended*
"And this note from your teacher saying you were tired in class?" Shope's Dad showed Shope the note.
*Flashback*
"We can't go to Sector Z now!" Shope complained. "It's 2 in the morning!"
Apparently, Mem and Zen wanted the noobs to go to Sector Z on the morning.
"Oh, well in that case... too bad!" Zen pull a lever which made the Galacticus goes faster
Shope grunted and got hit by the wall with the boys while (Y/N) is happily sleeping on the couch.
*Flashback ended*
"And you have been late for dinner every night this week." Shope's mom asked. "What are you doing all day?"
*Flashback*
A chicken beast roars and chased the noobs who are running away.
*Flashback ended*
"Uhh... it's kinda complicated." Shope answered.
"And they are kinda loud and rude." Shope's dad commented
"No, they're not!" Shope defended for her friends.
Tyler, Roach, and Kevin knocked on the door and screamed loudly.
"I'm sorry, Jennifer." Shope's mom said. "But if there is one more problem at school or one more late to dinner..."
"We'll be forced to send you to the Harvard Ridge All-Girl's Academy located in the No boy Mountains." Shope's gestured to the Harvard Ridge All-Girl's Academy school pamphlet.
~~~~~
Tyler, Roach, and Kevin keeps knocking and screaming loudly. When Shope's parents opened the door and let Shope out. The three noobs smiled nicely and Shope's parents slammed the door shut.
"My parents think you guys are a bad influence on me." Shope deadpanned.
"What?" Tyler said. "We are not bad influences on you! That's unfair."
"Yeah!" Kevin said. "Now, let's go to (Y/N)'s house!"
~~~~~
"They're Amazing! They're Super! And they are The Superdudes!" The News showed footage of the Noobs fighting off a beast with their powers while acting cool but they all knew from the inside that they are still getting used to it and trying not to destroy anything, especially (Y/N). "They've saved the town from the awful monsters and beasts hundreds of time!"
'So, we have gotten famous' (Y/N) smiled while pouring coffee at (U/N)'s mug.
They were all at the living room, doing their own business. (U/N) and (A/N) were doing paperwork while (B/N) was eating his breakfast.
"It was only 20 times" (U/N) sighed and continued his paperwork at the table.
(U/N) (L/N), a 47 year old man who works in the Ministry of Defense. He was wearing a black business suit with a white shirt and a black tie.
(A/N) laid her head on the table, looking dead.
(A/N) (L/N), a 46 year old women who works in the Ministry of Defense. She was wearing a long black sleeved red dress with heels.
(Y/N) raised an eye-brow at her uncle and aunt, 'They've been so busy lately. I wonder if the paper works are getting into them'
The table was packed with paper works. (Y/N) slowly walked towards them with a mug of coffee and tea. She hesitantly looked around the table to know where she could put their drinks.
She gave up and puts it on the floor.
"What's up with the paper works on the table?" (Y/N) asked. "I could barely see the TV"
"Sorry, it's just the complaints from the civilians are killing us!" (A/N) gestured towards the pile of paper works they had.
"Complaints?" (Y/N) titled her head, she didn't know that her aunt and uncle had to deal with the complaints.
(Y/N) walked towards to the kitchen, to make lunchboxes for all of them.
"Ohh, the complaints you've been complaining about for three days straight?" (B/N) took one of the complaints from the pile of paper works. "What's this about again? The Superdudes?"
(Y/N) winced, did they do something wrong?
She took out the cooked rice from the rice cooker to the pan.
"Ya, they've been reckless non-stop" (A/N) sighed. "First, it was the Ice cream being everywhere at the park. They left ice-cream, burnt trees and fire everywhere"
(Y/N) felt an imaginary arrow went through her back, they were still new being heroes.
She took out ingredients from the cupboard.
"Then, it was the giant squirrels. They left more holes and cracked building than any ordinary squirrels. Also, an explosion"
Another imaginary arrow went through her head, she really shouldn't use her powers recklessly.
She mixed salt, fried rice seasoning and butter on the rice. She mixed it gently and turned on the stove in medium heat.
"Then, the sea monsters!" (A/N) said. "They may have fix one tank but they didn't fix the 20 others!"
Another imaginary arrow went through her heart, They really should have been more responsible.
(Y/N) winced again, but kept mixing the ingredients on the rice.
"Is something wrong, (Y/N)?" (U/N) looked at her, noticing her wincing.
"Huh, oh nothing. I was just thinking of tonight's dinner" (Y/N) lied. "Anyway, please, don't overwork yourself guys"
"Sorry, brat." (A/N) walked towards to her and ruffled her hair. "We can't promise anything."
(Y/N) sighed, "Ok, but do you guys need anything?"
"No and don't worry about us" (U/N) said. "Worry about yourself more"
"Yeah, we're not kids" (A/N) smiled.
(B/N) snickered, everyone looked at him.
"Sorry, Aunt (A/N) saying their not kids is pretty hilarious"
"Why you little-"
They all heard a knock on the door.
~~~~~~
"So, who's gonna knock?" Roach asked, knowing the last time they yelled and knocks her door. She went on a rampage and didn't talk to them for a week.
"Not it" Roach, Shope and Kevin quickly said.
"Darn it!" Tyler knocked the door.
They heard someone talks.
"(Y/N) get the door!"
"I'm making lunch!"
"But i'm eating breakfast"
"So, you don't want fried rice for lunch?"
"Shut up brats! Just go and get it!"
"Why don't you get it?!"
"I'm on an important business!"
"What? Getting your nails done?"
"No, i'm actually doing work!"
"Could someone just get the damn door!"
"Fine, i'll get it!"
Then they heard someone opens the door it reveals to be (B/N), (Y/N)'s brother.
"You guys must be here for (Y/N), am i right?" (B/N) looked at them and the noobs nodded. "(Y/N), your friends are here!"
~~~~~
"Coming! Just need to pack your lunch!" (Y/N) replied back and took her bag from the floor. "Bye Aunt (A/N), Uncle (U/N). Don't forget to eat your lunch and no overworking"
"No promises"
(Y/N) sighed and ran towards the door.
~~~~~
She gives (B/N) a hug. "Don't forget to lock the doors!"
"Ya, ya. Don't forget to bring your taser!" (B/N) smiled
"Never leave home without it!" (Y/N) smirked holding her taser and (B/N) closed the door.
"Now that's done, let's sneak into the Galacticus and check out that locked humming room with the big red words on it." Kevin smirked with Tyler and Roach nodding.
Shope looked nervous. She looked at (Y/N) to see if she's gonna disagree on it. I mean, her parents were wrong. She's not like the boys. She's responsible and a good influence.
"I'm in" (Y/N) smirked deviously.
Never mind, she was like the boys.
~~~~~
The noobs were in front of the locked humming room at the Galacticus with a big red alien sign.
"I can't read alien, but I'm pretty sure that says 'Keep out'." Shope pointed at the door.
"Nah." Kevin said. "It probably says something like 'You can enter, but just be careful. But it's okay to enter'."
"Sounds good to me." Roach tried to touch the red button but Shope stopped him.
"Just to be clear." Shope said. "I can't get in trouble."
"What trouble?" Tyler asked. "Tuesdays at 8 is when XR4Ti shuts down for upgrading. And Mem dragged Zen to yoga to plug in with society."
~~~~~
"Ooh, ah! Look at me doing these painful motions with my body." Zen/Rob said. "I am totally from Earth and not KR252."
As Tyler said, Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob were at Yoga. The two were meditating in a painful way with their legs wrapped around their neck.
~~~~~
"Ya, lighten up. Rules are meant to be broken!" (Y/N) smiled.
"They were meant to be followed." Shope said. "Nothing is meant to be broken!"
"Uh, Glow sticks"
"Pinatas"
"Karate boards"
"Spaghetti with small pots"
Shope sighed. "I must admit, it fascinates me what technology hides behind that door that doesn't exist on our world."
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Now... do it." Kevin smirked.
Shope pushed the button. The alarm started blaring and the door opened.
"It's amazing!" Shope tried to reach it. The room transferred the camouflage clock thing on Shope. She turned invisible and the Galacticus turns visible. "Perhaps you guys are bad influences."
The alarm started blaring.
Tyler screamed when he saw the Galacticus visible. "That's the cloaking room and it must've transferred it's energy to Shope and making her invisible and not the Galacticus!"
"Okay, calm down!" Kevin said. "We'll just wait for Mem and Zen to get back and blame everything on Roach."
"I'm fine with that!" Roach smiled
"Yeah," Shope said. "I can't stay here."
"Why not?!" Kevin screamed.
"Because my parents also said that if I get in trouble at school one more time or come home late for dinner, they'll send me away to an all girl's school."
The noobs went silent.
"Shit" (Y/N) cursed.
"Okay... Plan B. We get to school on time so you don't get in trouble and don't go to an all girl's school." Tyler smiled.
"Yeah! I'm not letting my bestie goes to an all girls school!" (Y/N) smiled. "That would be incredibly boring because I would miss your nerd talking and forcing me doing my homework"
~~~~~
The Teacher were marking people who's present.
"Leslie Iron?" The teacher called.
"Is there more to Plan B?" Shope looked at us.
"Yes." Tyler said. "'Cause we just have to make sure you don't get marked as absent."
"Jack Cameron"
"Here"
"How?" Shope looked at us.
"Jennifer Shope? Jennifer Shope. Jennifer? Jennifer Shope." The teacher called.
"With my shirt powers!" Kevin rips off his sleeves and puts on a skeleton arm. "Ah! Say 'here', now! Do it!" Kevin gives it to her.
"Jennifer! Jennifer Shope?" The teacher called.
"Here!" Shope waved the skeleton arm.
"Here. Paula Sumple? Paula Sumple." The teacher called.
"You ripped your favorite shirt to save me?" Shope smiled.
"It's my only shirt, but eh, you're worth it." Kevin smirked.
"Well, well. Is Kevin finally not being a Tsundere for once?" (Y/N) smirked, knowing that Kevin has a crush on Shope.
"Shut up!"
(Y/N) laughed, "Now, we just need to get you through the rest of the day and hope that Mem and Zen don't freak out when they see the Galacticus not invisible."
~~~~~
Mem and Zen screamed when they saw that the Galacticus is Visible
"The cloaking cell is shut down!" Zen said. "The Galacticus is totally exposed!"
"Okay, let's not panic." Mem said. "Nobody comes into this meadow except us and clumsy deer." They heard a doorbell. "Okay, when did we get a doorbell?"
"Hey, is this an alien spaceship?" A male traveler asked. So straightforward.
"Uh, uh... um..." Zen tried to think of something.
"Uh, no. It's uh... it's the new... Spaceship Ice Cream Parlor!" Mem lied with a smile on his face. "Our flavors are out of this world!"
"This is so amazing! Look at this place!" A female traveler smiled.
The two walked in.
"Okay, you have to go out and get ice cream while I tend to my first customers." Mem whispered to Zen.
"What? I'm not going to go out and get you ice cre-" Mem pressed Zen's battle ball which he screamed and launches him outside.
~~~~~
It was second period at Cornbury Junior high and Shope's still invisible.
"Okay class. Please pass forward your homework assignment. And if you don't, I'll fail you and tell your parents." The teacher glared.
"You could tell that she's excited about it!" (Y/N) shivered.
"Okay. Well, My invisible homework in my invisible backpack won't work, so it's been nice knowin' ya." Shope sighed.
"No. I'll just put your name on my homework and hand that in." Tyler wrote Shope's name on his homework.
"That means you'll get an F." Shope deadpanned.
"Hey, you can't spell friends without "F", right?" Tyler said gave 'her' homework to the teacher
"Wait, there's an F in friends?" Kevin smiled.
"Yeah, there's an F in friends." Shope sighed.
~~~~~
"Okay, attendance is taken, homework is handed in, and now we just have to get you visible again." Roach smiled.
Shope then suddenly they heard someone talking.
"Hey, have you seen Jennifer? I heard she's still hanging out with the noobs and (Y/N)" Girl 1 said. "Such a noob"
"I know right?" Girl 2 said. "She follows (Y/N) everywhere! It's like she's her personal dog. Jennifer doesn't deserve her"
"Ya, she should just move far away from here!" Girl 3 said which made (Y/N) blood boiled.
Shope ignored it but (Y/N) walks towards them.
"SAY THAT ABOUT MY FRIEND AGAIN AND I'LL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR ASS?!" (Y/N) yelled which the girls turns around and saw that (Y/N) heard them.
"Uh..."
"I know you three heard what i said" (Y/N) glared at them which caused the three girls gulped and shivered at the sight of her glare. "No one messes or talks bad about them! You don't even know a thing about Shope! So, why waste your time talking shit when you could just mind your own fucking business! If i hear you talk bad about them, let's see if your parents cared that much to make your funerals" (Y/N) walked away in frustration with the noobs behind her. "I'll bring flowers and despair on your graves!"
"(Y/N), you don't have to do that, you know" Shope frowned. She was getting used with the name-calling she got from other girls. I mean, Tyler was right. She clearly intimated everybody and no one wanted to be her friend except them.
(Y/N) sighed, knowing that Shope was thinking that her having a rampage on the three girls was unnecessary. "Shope. I will always do that for you! I will always support you, care for you and do anything for you." (Y/N) smiled. "That's what sisters do"
The boys nods in agreement.
"(Y/N), That's sweet and all" Shope smiled. "But i'm right behind you"
(Y/N) blinked, "Fuck"
~~~~~
Mem and Zen were cleaning glasses as the travelers eat their ice cream.
"Your ice cream shop is amazing!" The male traveler smiled
"Totally!" The female traveler smiled.
"Well, you know, owning a frozen treat shop has always been a dream of mine." Mem sighed dreamily.
"I hate your dreams!" Zen complained.
"Okay, we have to post this on the inter web and get you guys more customers." The Male traveler as on cue the five noobs came into the Galacticus.
"It worked!" The female traveler exclaimed.
"Ugh, welcome to the Spaceship Ice Cream Shop. May I suggest a private party area also known as the cloaking room?" Zen pushed the noobs to the cloaking room.
"Ooh, can we see it?" The male traveler smiled.
"No!" Zen slammed the door shut and glared at the noobs. "Let me guess, you snuck into the cloaking room, but Shope got too close, and the power transferred to her Battle ball."
"Close, but worse." Tyler winced.
"If you can't transfer the power back from Shope and if she's late for dinner." Roach explained. "Her parents are gonna send her to an all girl's school, never to be seen again."
"Wait." Zen said. "Shope is here?"
"Here!" Shope yelled.
"Ugh..." Zen face palmed.
"Look, it's not that simple. I've gotta rebuild the entire code, which'll take at least two hours." Mem said. "And hello, I've got customers."
"I hate all of you!" Zen screamed.
"Well, I don't." Shope said. "These are my friends, and they ruined their favorite shirt for me," Kevin blushed. "Got an F on their homework so I wouldn't," Tyler blushed. "Shouted at the people who talks bad about me" (Y/N) blushed. "And they're always there for me."
"That was so beautiful." Mem sniffled
"And together we can do this." (Y/N) said. "We have to."
"How? We can't have her visible by dinner! It--" Zen stopped talking when a doorbell rings and the 5 noobs, Mem and Zen saw people taking at the Galcticus. "Eh, we've got more customers." Tyler and (Y/N) looked at Zen with a smirk. "Why are you looking at me?"
"I know how." Tyler smirked.
~~~~~
"Well, we're pleased you made it on time for dinner." Shope's dad sighed.
"But do you wanna tell us how you got this cold?" Shope's mom raised an eye-brow.
Tyler's plan was for Zen to transform into Shope for dinner until Shope could turn visible again.
Behind the Dining room wall, Tyler and (Y/N) were hearing them to make sure that Zen was in place but so far...
"Let's just say I'm having a bad day, okay?" Zen/Shope said. "So let's just do... this."
Shope's mom gasped, "It's called dinner! And your father made it!"
"Oh, right. Uh, thank you, parents who I love." Zen/Shope ate loudly which caused Shope's mom and dad to gasp again.
~~~~~
Tyler and (Y/N) saw what Zen was doing and called Roach.
"It's not going well." Tyler said
"We need real Shope fast!" (Y/N) whispered towards the phone and looked at Tyler. "Honestly, why can't Zen replicate her voice?"
Tyler's eyes turned wide and face palmed.
~~~~~
"Um, Memnock's busy with customers." Roach looked at Mem talking with the costumers.
"You know, it just kinda came to me." Mem smiled. "I thought, spaceship, ice cream, they should be together."
Some costumers nodded or laughed.
"Kevin!" Shope screamed.
"Stand back! I'll get rid of the customers so Mem will work on changing Shope back. Because nothing clears out an eating place faster than... a rat!" Kevin transformed into a... cockroach. "Eh, this'll work, too." People were talking and Kevin flies over to their ice-cream. "Cockroach!" People started screaming and running away from the Galacticus.
"My ice cream dream! It's ruined!" Mem cried and an alarm rings. "Okay. The reboot's complete. Time to make Shope visible again." He pressed the button.
Alarms were blaring and Shope turns visible again.
"Yes! I'm back! Uh, but not at dinner." Shope grunted
"Get her here, now!"
~~~~~
Zen/Shope kept eating loudly until he saw the fork. "Mm, mm...Uh, wait. Was I supposed to use this?" Zen/Shope hold out the fork
"We have had it with your horrible behavior, young lady!" Shope's Mom glared.
"You are done with those boys!" Shope's dad said. "And maybe you'll learn some manners at the all girl's school."
"Okay, I am tired of being told what to do today! Tyler, Kevin, (Y/N), and Roach might not be perfect, but they are friends! I mean, my best friends!" Zen/Shope said. "They give you, eh... m-me... the shirt off their back, or at least the sleeve, and help with my homework by writing my name on it, yelled at others who talks bad about sh- i mean me and they always protect me when I'm fighting an evil Gworgoth!"
~~~~~
The three noobs and Mem came but they were too late.
"I think it's too late." Tyler sighed.
"But, it's getting good!" (Y/N) showed Shope what she's talking about.
~~~~~
Zen/Shope sighed, "Okay, forget the Gworgoth. Look, I'm a really smart girl. Like, crazy smart. Rather than not trusting my friends, just trust me."
~~~~~
"Wow. He's a better me than me." Shope smiled
"Right?" (Y/N) smiled. "I bet he does better homework than you"
Shope slapped her shoulder.
~~~~~
"You're right." Shope's dad said. "We should trust you."
"And we're proud of how our little girl is starting to sound like a young woman..." Shope's mom smiled. "Who sounds like a man when she has a cold."
"Now let's celebrate not going to an all girl's school with dessert that you can use your fork to eat." Shope's dad smiled.
"Dessert? And would it be possible for me to meet my friends for some ice cream instead?" Zen/Shope smiled nervously.
~~~~~
"Well, your ice cream shop closed," Tyler said. "But your sundaes are the best on Earth."
They heard a phone beeps.
"It's my mom and dad." Shope said. "They want me to come home 'cause it's 8:30 on a school night."
"Text them this; 'I am busy with my friends and I will be home when I feel like it.'" Kevin smirked which Shope texted and send then her phone beeps.
"I'm grounded for a week." Shope deadpanned.
"That was pushin' it!"
"Why would you listen to me? That's ridiculous."
"Honestly, why did you even type that"
"That's a bad decision"
*(Y/N)'s P.O.V*
I opened the front door and sighed in exhaustion.
After eating ice-cream at the Galacticus, we actually stayed there for another hour. So, since it was 7 p.m.. We all decided to go home.
"I'm home"
"Welcome home" (U/N) greeted, continued typing on his laptop at the living room.
I nodded at him, "Hey Uncle (U/N)! Still busy?"
"Yes, i have to go to another mission out of town"
"OoOoO" I smiled. "When? Where? Why?"
"In two days. Porkbelly. Classified"
"Awwww, welp i tried" I shrugged. "Where's Aunt (A/N) and (B/N)?"
"(A/N) took a nap leaving me with her paperwork" I could see his eyes twitching. "And a girl picked (B/N) and said that they're going on a restaurant"
"A date?"
"Not sure"
"It's totally a date"
"Maybe"
"It's definitely a date"
"Yes it is"
I yawned and walked away, "Welp, i'm gonna sleep. Night"
"Speaking of night." I stopped walking and looking at him for him to continue, where is he going with this? "What made you to go home at this hour?"
I got startled at the question, "W-what do you mean?"
"(Y/N)." He glared at me, like a father glaring at his child, waiting for them to admit.
'Ok, (Y/N). Play dumb'. I bit my lip. "N-no, i mean. W-what are you talking about?"
"(Y/N), you usually go home around 5 or 6 p.m. Even if you were at your friends house or training." (U/N) explained. "You were acting weird this morning by avoiding my question. Also, your biting your bottom lip to keep you from blurting out the truth or a stupid lie"
Well, fuck. Uncle (U/N) is always this observant and i'm always scared lying to him because i may not admit it but he's terrifying.
"Tell me the truth, (Y/N) (M/N) (L/N)."
Fuuuuck, he's using the full name bullshit where parents get serious and will not back down. He also had the killer intent that everyone's scared about.
"I-i got caught up playing video games with my friends" I lied. I mean, i'm not completely lying. I just didn't tell him that i was in an alien space ship, eating ice-cream with my friends and alien mentors.
He kept staring at me with a blank look that it made me nervous. Uncle (U/N) only used a blank stare to observe me if i was lying or not.
"Ok, just don't get caught up next time"
I sighed in relief on my head, not wanting him hearing it since that would raise more suspicion.
"I-i'll go to my room!" I was about to run only for (U/N) to start talking again.
"But," I stopped and looked at him. "If you do get 'Caught up' again and have another excuse. I will have no hesitation to tell (A/N) and (B/N) next time"
Fuuuuuuuck, if he told them about me then i'll be done for. They're gonna make it more dramatic. They'll ask a million questions and won't let me answer. It's a nightmare and i think i'd rather watch the twilight marathon than that.
I quickly nodded and ran towards to my room. I locked the door and sighed heavily.
That was close. If i haven't bite my lip, i would have told him.
I took my battle ball from my pocket and kept it on my chest tightly, nobody needs to know.
*Bonus*
"(Y/N)." He glared at me, like a father glaring at his child, waiting for them to admit.
'Ok, (Y/N). Play dumb'
(Y/N) blinked. "Who's (Y/N)?"
'NOT THAT DUMB'
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