At a normal day in the backstage of the theatre, Kevin was remembering his lines while i was fixing his hot air balloon costume.

"'Welcome to Up, Up, and Away, Cornbury Middle School's history of flight.'" Kevin flapped his arms.

"You might wanna give it more feeling." Tyler pointed out.

"Why are we here?!" Kevin screamed.

"Because the Roach signed us up because he's in love with the drama coach and he promised us all cookies for life!" Shope hold out the box of cookies.

"Oh, right! Now, why aren't you in a dumb plane costume?" Kevin ate the cookies.

"'Cause I volunteered to be the stage manager." Tyler explained. "So, I wouldn't have to wear a dumb costume."

"Honestly, i'm surprised that Alana agreed for you being the stage manager" Shope ate her cookies.

"Well, she's busy with homework and other stuff. So, i wouldn't be surprised that she had to quit this one" (Y/N) said. "Don't move too much! I'm trying to fix your hot air balloon costume!" I went back to fix Kevin's hot air balloon costume.

"Where did you get this costumes anyway?" Tyler gestures the costume they're wearing.

"My brother and i made it with our bare hands!" I smiled. "Aaaand... Done! Good as new!" I finished fixing Kevin's hot air balloon costume.

We suddenly heard Roach yelling. "Help! Help! Help me!" The four noobs ran towards Roach.

"Uh, what is it?" Tyler asked. "Is the virus attacking?"

"Is someone trying to kill you?"

"I'm a terrible actor. And I can't be terrible, for I so want to impress... her." He giggled and sighed lovingly at our Drama Couch.

I swear that i could see that her hair blowing from the wind and i heard someone singing. Roach fell down, still giggling and day dreaming.

"Okay. Kill the fan and the singing." Tyler deadpanned.

They turned the fan off and the singing stopped.

I and Shope helped Roach up.

"And look at it this way. When you have your battle ball in, you are a rocket." Tyler said. "So just imagine that and you'll be great."

"Right. So, I should do the play with my battle ball!" Roach thrust his battle ball into his chest.

"No, no, no!"

"That's insane!"

"Don't do it!"

"Okay, gang." Drama Couch asked. "Are you ready for this play to take off?"

Roach giggles lovingly and greeted, "Hi..."

"Oh, Teddy Roachmont, you are the cutest rocket ever! Ten minutes to curtain everyone! And more wind!" Our Coach Drama pinched Roach's cheek.

"She said I was cute!...I'm cute!" Roach floats away with love.

"Yeah, and floating away with love!" Kevin pointed at Roach.

"Grab him!"

We all tried to grab him but he floats to high.

"Ooh! What great special effects. I don't even see any wires!" Principal Wormeramer saw Roach floats.

"Well, you know, as the stage manager, I said, 'I don't wanna see any wires,' 'cause that's what stage managers do. Call the shots." Tyler chuckled nervously.

"Oh, well, in that case, try and speed things up a bit. Parents always complain school plays are too long." Principal Wormeramer said. "Oh, and spice it up a bit too. Maybe some music or an explosion!"

"An explosion?"

"Well, not real ones. Fake ones that look real and help the play be exciting and not... slow. Okay? Do it! Bye!" She walked away. "Oh yeah, thank you again for the the costumes, (Y/N)."

"No prob, Principal Wormeramer" I did a lazy salute.

"Okay. Can this play get any worse?" Tyler sighed.

"Hey, I wanna do that!" Jock pointed at the floating Roach.

"I'm cute!" Roach sighed lovingly and floats higher.

"I am a jet fighter!" Jock announced. "The greatest plane of all time, so gimme cool special effects, too, stage manager noob! Or else." He glared at Tyler. "Vroom! I'm a jet!" Jock 'flies' away.

"Okay. But before I get destroyed by Jock," Tyler said. "We have to stop the Roach from floating away from the stage."

"Too late." I sighed. "The skylight is open!"

"She said I was cute! Cute!" Roach he flouts up.

We all ran outside.

~~~~~

"We have ten minutes to get him back on stage." Shope said. "Oh yeah, and you have to come up with an explosion."

"Then it's time to go battle ball!" Tyler smirked.

We all thrust our battle ball into our chest.

"Hey, we're totally gettin' better at that" I smiled.

"And I will lower the Roach down by altering the parametric pressure!" "Don't you think it's a-"

Shope controls the thunder and lightning to shock Roach.

"I'm cute!" Roach got hit by lightning. The Roach spinned around and he sighed dreamily.

"Bad idea" I started to sweat. I'm worried, what would happen to him now.

"Not what I was goin' for." Shope sighed.

"Listen! I think his battle ball is short-circuiting." Kevin pointed out.

We all listen. Roach sighed dreamily and blasted towards the direction he's facing. We all screamed.

*Third P.O.V*

Shope, Kevin, Tyler and (Y/N) all ran and screamed towards the Galacticus. They all came in and panted.

"What are you doing?" Zen asked. "You're supposed to be in your boring school play that we're avoiding."

"But the Roach fell in love, then levitated above the stage, then floated out of the school, then we tried to save him, but ended up sparking his battle ball, and now he's looming somewhere over Earth looking like a missile!" Tyler panted from his explanation.

Kevin and Shope takes of their costume.

"We have to save him before his mistaken as a missile of danger and not a Roach in love!" Mem said.

"Quick! Emergency rescue procedure number nine!" Zen pressed a button and glassed formed around Mem and Zen.

"Wait." Mem said, through the glass. "This is the emergency deep space travel procedure."

The gas spray and they both fell asleep.

"Okay, enact emergency help us XR4Ti mode!" Shope screamed and XR4TI flies towards them.

"Way ahead of you. Tracking Roach's battle ball now." XR4TI said. "The Roach missile is currently zooming over the Atlantic Ocean."

"Great!" (Y/N) smiled. "So what do we do?"

"Activate emergency autopilot mode and we'll retrieve Theodore."

"On it!" Kevin presses a button.

"That's the emergency put me to sleep mode..." XR4TI went to sleep.

"Ah! Quick! Find an emergency wake her up mode!" Tyler screamed.

They all pressed buttons but nothing can make XR4TI wakes up and various noises were heard.

"I think we woke something else up." Shope stood back and accidently pulled a lever which made the Galacticus floats.

"Uh, have you ever flown a spaceship before?" (Y/N) walked towards to Kevin.

"Uh, it can't be too complicated." Tyler said. "Like playing a video game, right?"

"Prepare to go where no Noob has ever gone before!" Kevin pushed the lever.

The Galacticus moves around uncontrollably which caused the four noobs to scream. (Y/N) and Kevin hugged each other tightly, frightened on the ride if they were gonna die.

Finally the Galacticus flies towards the air.

"Ahhh! Okay, I think we're gettin' the hang of this!" Tyler smiled.

They all went upside down.

"Now to retrieve the Roach before something really bad happens. Like that." Shope pulled the lever and the ship went back to normal.

"Breaking news from Europe as the nation of Evilslockistan has reported an unidentified missile violating its airspace." Sue Newswomen announced as the four noobs watched.

The news shows Roach flying with his rocket costume.

"Yeah, that's the Roach." Kevin said, not letting (Y/N) go.

"You can let go now" (Y/N) said, with an amused smile.

Kevin blushed and let go.

A chuckle escapes from (Y/N)'s lips.

"No country has claimed responsibility for the missile, but Evilslockistan leader, Evil Dan Van, has vowed to destroy it to show the world his might."

The news shows Evil Dan Van talking.

"Missile we blast down! Show all we strong country! And not crazy." Evil Dan Van laughed evilly. "We win! Power!"

"They're gonna shoot down the Roach!" (Y/N) screamed.

"Us too if they see we're a spaceship!" Shope looked at the noobs.

"Never! 'Cause it's time to activate emergency stealth invisible mode!" Kevin pressed a button which made the Galacticus transforms a giant plane with a target. "Or... giant plane with a target on it mode?"

"Okay! No more emergency procedures!" Tyler said. "Just... save... the Roach!"

~~~~~

At the Evillockistan, Evil Dan Van was drinking until the alarms started blaring.

"Finally! We shoot something down!" Evil Dan Van laughed evilly. "Fire!" Evil Dan Van pressed a button which blasted tiny missile or Rockets towards Roach

"She said I'm cute..." Roach flew and the missile or rockets missed him.

~~~~~

"Okay." Shope said. "We have the Roach in our sights."

"Fire the grabbing arm, if we have one." Tyler pleaded. "Oh please let us have one!"

Kevin covers his eyes and pressed the right button.

"We have one. Keep not looking!" (Y/N) smiled.

Kevin covered his eyes and pressed the right button. The grabbing arm grabs Roach.

"I'm cute." Roach said, not noticing he got grabbed by a grabbing arm.

The noobs cheered then the alarms started blaring.

"Why are there alarms going off?" Tyler looked around and Roach takes down the Galacticus downwards.

"Why are we going downward?!" Kevin screamed.

"If I had to guess, it's an automatic defense response from Roach's battle ball" Shope sighed.

"Darn it!" (Y/N) cursed. She tried to punch something but luckily Kevin stopped her.

~~~~~

"Ha! Now we have bigger target! Fire!" Evil Dan Van blasted missiles or rockets towards the Galacticus and Roach.

~~~~~

"Incoming!" Kevin pointed at the missiles or rockets towards the Galacticus only for them to miss.

~~~~~

"I'm in love..." Roach smiled lovingly.

~~~~~

"They missed." Tyler smiled.

~~~~~

"Fire!" Evil Dan Van laughed evilly. "Fire more! Fire!" He pressed the buttons which the missiles or rockets blasted towards the Galacticus and Roach but missed again.

~~~~~

"Wow, these guys are terrible shots." (Y/N) sweat dropped.

Mem and Zen came back.

"Okay, here we are in deep space and..." Zen said. "Not in deep space!"

"Activate emergency get Noobs out of our chairs and get us out of here mode!"

They both get the four noobs out of their chairs, bring Roach in and blasted away.

"She said I was cute!" Roach smiled.

~~~~~

"I am leader of great country! We show everyone our might!" Evil Dan Van laughed evilly and pressed buttons.

Then the alarms started blaring again.

Evil Dan Van was laughing evilly.

"The plane has left our airspace." Soldier 1 said

"And our missiles are falling back to Earth." Soldier 2 said

"Uh-oh. Activate emergency shield protection mode!" Evil Dan Van holds out his umbrella and an explosion happened.

~~~~~

The big plane transformed into the Galacticus and Roach went inside.

"I'm cute..." Roach sighed lovingly.

"And lucky to be alive right now!" Kevin said.

"And late for the play if we can't get there in one minute!" (Y/N) looked at her watch.

"We can't, right?" Shope looked at the aliens.

"Quick, everyone into the emergency escape pod!" Mem pointed at the emergency escape pod.

The five noobs ran at the emergency escape pod.

"We'll program it to drop you behind the school and on time." Zen said.

"You don't have any suggestions for shortening the play and adding some special effects, do you?" Tyler looked at Mem and Zen.

"No." Zen said. "And fire!"

The five noobs screamed and launch into the school theatre.

"Wait." Mem said. "We just loaded them into the emergency missile launcher."

~~~~~

"Oh my." Principal Wormeramer sat next to the parents. "I think it's going to be an exciting play!"

~~~~~

Jack and Candy walked to the seats with popcorn on their hands.

"D-do you think that it's gonna be like last year's play?" Candy looked at Jack.

"Probably" Jack shrugged.

~~~~~

"Why am i here again?" Levi asked, at the backseat, holding out his phone.

"Because, i wanna see the play even though i'm at home" Alana answered from the phone. "Also, i wanna see if my Understudy manager got everything right"

"Don't know for sure, and your understudy manager is Tyler." Levi explained. "One of (Y/N)'s friends"

"Huh, makes sense why he always daydreams about her"

Levi stayed quite.

"Don't be jealous Levi"

"Oh, hey Levi" Jack smiled, waving at him.

"Oh hey, Johnny Bravo" Levi greeted. "Hey Candy"

"H-hi!"

"What are you doing?" Jack asked. "Never knew you were the type of person to be interested in theatre"

"Honestly, not a huge fan. I seriously don't wanna be here" Levi said. "It's full of parents and teachers that it made me wanna vomit"

"Oh c'mon! Please! We already made a deal!" Alana said. "I would've asked (N/N) but she didn't answer my calls"

"Oh, you're calling someone?" Jack asked.

"Yeah, she wants to see if Tyler did a good job as her understudy manager"

"Hey, Jack, C-candy" Alana smiles.

"Hey!" Jack smiled. "So, you're Alana! (Y/N) told me that you're one of the badass girls she ever met. Tho, i don't see you have a bad ass"

Alana blushed in embarrassment, the fact that (Y/N) told him about her and the fact he just used a pick up line on her. "Oh my god, That pick up line was so cheesy that it made me wanna grate it"

"I see, you're one of the sarcastic girl" Jack smirked. "(Y/N) warned me about that part too"

"And she warned you for a reason. Stop hitting on my little sis!" Levi glared.

"I didn't know you two are siblings" Candy asked, silently.

"N-no, we're not" Alana answered. "He's just one of the over-protective friends. Sadly, with two others"

"Be grateful, i'm still doing this for you"

~~~~~

Tyler and (Y/N) screamed, falling towards the school.

"Now where's our stage manager?" The drama couch looked around and Tyler and (Y/N) crashed to the floor.

"Does anyone need me to check their costumes?" (Y/N) asked, dazing. They all shook their heads as a no.

"Curtain" Tyler grunted.

~~~~~

Kevin screamed and landed on the stage. "Welcome to the play thing! History of flight stuff!" Kevin smiled, dazingly.

Shope screamed and landed on the stage. "Biplane..."

"And I am a jet fighter, the mightiest of all planes, and nothing can take me down!" Jock showed off his muscles. Suddenly Roach falls and landed on Jock. Then an explosion happened.

"Except a missile!" Principal Wormeramer smiled and the audience cheered. "Ooh, what a great explosion. And so short and not boring."

"Damn, that was fast" Jack smiled and turned to Candy. "Did you like it?"

"I-it was certainly straightforward" Candy smiled.

"OMG, THAT'S IT!" Alana screamed from the other line. "THAT'S SO FAST! HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THE DECORATIONS?! THE EXPLOSIONS AND-AND-"

"STOOPP, YOu'RE MAKING MY EARS BLEED!"

~~~~~

"Close... curtain." Tyler grunted and pulled the lever.

The curtain closed.

"Teddy was so great, and they loved the play." Couch drama said. "Quick, emergency curtain call!"

"No more emergency procedures!" Tyler fell down and (Y/N) was too hurt to help him up.