Where Good Noobs go Bad
The noobs were training with their helmets which they cannot see a thing. The three alien trainers were behind the glass supervising the noobs.
"Okay, uh... why are we wearing helmets?" Tyler walked with his black helmet.
"That we can't see out of?" Shope deadpanned.
Kevin, (Y/N) and Roach bumped into each other.
"Because besides your eyes and fists," Mem said. "You must also learn to feel the battle and fight it with your minds."
"Sounds good, awesome trainers of ours who train us." Roach bumped to the wall. "Thank you."
"Well, at least it will also help to fight in the dark" (Y/N) bumped into the wall.
"Uh-huh. Yeah whatever." Kira said. "Pull the lever, Zen"
"What lever?"
The alarms started blaring.
"What was that?" Kevin screamed. "What was that?!"
A robot came in.
"And... start simulated invisible attack they must stop by feeling!" Zen pressed the button.
The robot started to electrocuted Kevin, punching (Y/N), hitting Roach with a spike ball, punching Tyler, punching Shope which she flies through the room and so on as they all screams in pain.
"Well, they're definitely feeling the battle." Mem looked at Kira and Zen as they both nodded.
"Ya, that's one of the most important part of being a warrior" Kira smiled.
"No!" Roach growled. He changed. His muscles looked bigger and stronger. His voice turned darker too.
"Oh no. It's happening." Zen looked to see Roach growling and attack the robot which caused the robot to drop Shope.
Roach hits the robot to the ground repeatedly.
"He's got the destruction drone..." Kira sighed.
"What's going on? Who's doing all that roaring?" Kevin got hit by the robot.
Roach growled and attacked Shope which She screams.
"Now he's got Shope." Mem sighed.
"Now Shope is screaming." Zen winced.
They all heard Shope screams.
"He attacks Y/N" Kira looked to see Roach attacking Y/N which Y/N dodges.
Y/N tried to fight back. "Oh look she's fighting back" Mem pointed at (Y/N) who fought back but she got shoved to the wall.
"Nevermind, she lost" Zen sighed.
"Thought i taught her well" Kira shook her head.
Roach started to attack Tyler.
"Help!" Tyler got punched by Roach.
"Looks like it's Tyler's turn."
Roach threw Tyler to the glass.
"Ooh, that had to hurt." Zen winced
Tyler moves his head, "It did. Yeah."
Roach growled and attacks the 3 aliens trainers.
"Move!"
After he finishes, Roach was in deep panting.
"Roach, everything is okay." Mem said. "I'm taking your helmet off now." Kira pressed his battle ball and Zen took of his helmet
"So how did we do?" Roach smiled, he sees his Tyler, Kevin and Shope were groaning in pain while (Y/N) tries to help them up.
"Ooh. Looks like somebody failed the test." Roach blinked.
~~~~~
Mem, Zen and Kira performed first aid to Tyler, Shope and Kevin. Knowing (Y/N) has invulnerability powers, she don't need bandages.
"Noobs now fully bandaged and currently healing." XR4TI exclaimed.
"Okay, so... what is going on with the Roach?!" Shope screamed.
"Hey, look." Zen said. "We warned you, the green battle ball has, on occasion, malfunctioned and turned its carrier evil."
"You never told us that!" Kevin pointed out.
"Oh." Mem said. "Well, we're tellin' you now."
"Well, where is the Roach now?" Tyler asked.
"Um, we asked him if he wouldn't mind testing some new equipment of ours." Kira pointed where Roach is. Roach was tied up in the new equipment.
Mem pressed a button which made Roach's mask open.
"This is working great, guys." Roach said. "I can't move at all."
"Good." Mem closed the mask.
"Okay, so no matter." Zen said. "It was a mild green ball surge, so no harm done."
"Mild? That was mild?" Shope asked. "I'd hate to see a bad green ball malfunction!"
"Oh, that'd be green battle ball malfunction 32.193 on Glocoz 7." Mem showed the footage to the noobs.
The Monitor showed two aliens trying to find the virus.
"No sign of the virus, but we continue our search. Wait, what was that? What the...?" Alien 1 looked to see his partner turned into a beast. "What happened to you?!" Alien 2 growled and attacks him.
Then the footage turned black.
"The green warrior then changed his name to "Annihilation" and ruled Glocoz 7 'til it imploded on itself about five years later." Kira sighed.
"Wait, why can't you just fix him like you did with the other aliens, Kira?" (Y/N) looked at her mentor.
"Oh, that won't work" Kira shook her head.
"Wait, what do you mean?" Shope titled his head.
"Kita once defeated a yellow battle ball warrior mal function by using a little power to the battle ball" (Y/N) explained.
"I can't do that, because it's only works with yellow battle balls. Also, i still won't do it 'cuz it will be risky and i don't want him to have my memories" Kira sighed, "One of the reasons why the Yellow Battle ball are feared because of the may have a strong desire/need to destroy."
"Wait, but you and (Y/N) don't have a strong desire/need to destroy" Tyler pointed at (Y/N) and Kira.
"Uhhh, ya sure about that, dude?" Kevin patted his shoulder.
*Flashback*
The noobs we're at the vending machine, wanting to get some snacks.
(Y/N) puts her dollar in only for the snack she wanted not to get out.
(Y/N) being (Y/N), smack the vending machine.
She took out a Blaster, "I'mma fucking destroy you!"
"(Y/N)! NO!"
~~~~~~
(Y/N) closed her locker while listening to Shope talking about the next subject and Alana eating her lollipop, only for Diana to walk pass her.
"Hey (Y/N)." Diana smirked. "You still looking old and sickly"
"Ah Diana. So nice of you to greet me" (Y/N) fake smiled. "I thought surely you'd still be crushed after your boyfriend broke up with you"
"Sticks and stones, (Y/N)"
"Describing your breakfast?"
Shope and Alana shook in the sidelines.
"Is it bad that i kinda like this?" Alana whispered to Shope.
Shope shook her head. "No, I like it too"
"Well, it's been a lovely chat with you-"
"We've only talked for like 15 seconds"
"-I should go. Since, I don't wanna be late for my date with your brother" Diana covered her mouth. "Oops, did i got to far?"
"Ha! He's six years older than you" (Y/N) smiled. "Try again, you bitch"
"Shut it, you cock"
"I'mma fucking destroy you before you could lay hands on my bro!" She almost took out her battle ball.
Shope seeing this, quickly took (Y/N)'s hands. "(Y-Y/N)! We have English! Let's go!"
"Sorry, Shope but i'm about to make a history!"
*Flashback*
They all finished their flashbacks.
"Ok, you guys are kinda right" Tyler shrugged.
"And i still have mine in control" Kira sighed.
"Alright, again, you know, don't sweat it." Zen said. "Just keep an eye on Roach and report back if you see anything, you know...evil..."
~~~~~
Roach was eating pretzels loudly while the four noobs were sitting on a couch far away from Roach with their battle suits.
"Why are you guys still in your battle suits? Is... there something wrong?" Roach continued to eat loudly.
"No!" The four noobs smiled nervously. They were wearing their super suits, who knows what would happen?!
"Uh, we mean, you know, we just like them." Tyler answered. "Why? Do you feel like something is wrong?"
Roach started choking, "Yes!"
(Y/N) was about to help him but Tyler and Kevin were in front of her, trying to protect her.
'My knights in shinning armor' (Y/N) thought sarcastically.
"It's happening, man! We gotta stop him before he destroys-" Kevin stopped talking when Roach throw out an eaten pretzel to Kevin's cheek.
"Bleh! Bleh!" Roach coughed. "I was choking on a pretzel."
"Gross" (Y/N) commented.
"Now, what do you say we go to my house and have some fun. Whee!" Roach said as hummed and walked away.
"Okay." Tyler said. "He seems totally fine."
"Until he gets us over to his house, becomes evil, and eats us." Shope screamed.
"I agree with the girl." Kevin agreed.
"Stop. There's nothing evil about the Roach." (Y/N) said. "So we are gonna go to his house and have fun."
~~~~~
Roach came in laughing evilly with his black cloak.
"Not having fun!" Shope commented.
"If you want to cosplay tuxedo mask, you gotta have a tuxedo and a mask but nice cape" (Y/N) shrugged.
"I have a....surprise for you." Roach smirked.
"So do we." Kevin said. "Go, battle swords now!" The four noobs take their battle swords and attacks.
"Ta-da!" Roach said revealing the flowers as the four noobs attacks the flower. They all stopped and finally realized it was a flower.
"Nice flowers?" (Y/N) nervously smiled.
"What's with the flowers?" Kevin pointed at the flowers.
"I'm thinking about becoming a magician when I grow up, but now I need new magic sleeve flowers..." Roach frowned and faces his head down.
"We'll get new ones for you, 'cause you wanna be a magician who wears a black cape and not be evil." Tyler glared at them.
"Right. Sorry buddy." Kevin apologized. "How can we make it up to you?" Kevin pulled (Y/N) near him as they both nervously smiled.
"You get the snacks and we can play with my stuff downstairs." Roach smiled.
"Great, snacks and games." Shope smiled. "We'll meet you downstairs."
"Whee!" Roach hummed and walked downstairs.
"Okay. We're gonna stop overreacting now. And let's have some fun because everything is fine, and you know, maybe laugh a little?" Tyler laughed.
(Y/N), Shope and Kevin joined in the laughter.
~~~~~
Shope, Tyler, (Y/N) and Kevin were still laughing. They were carrying the snacks and they already changed to their normal attire.
"Ok, we should stop laughing" (Y/N) said. "It's getting weird"
"Did you get the snacks?" Roach asked, in a deep gravelly voice.
"Yeah..." Tyler gulped and they all sat down.
"Then I guess it's time to play." Roach said, with a deep gravelly voice.
"Can we blast him now?" Kevin looked at Tyler and (Y/N)
"Please say yes."
"Yeah, no" (Y/N) shook her head.
"With my super fun effects fun time microphone!" Roach smiled with his normal voice and holding the microphone. "It makes any voice sound evil." Roach explained, with a deep gravelly voice. "Or like a chipmunk!" Roach said, with a high pitched voice. "Or like an evil chipmunk." Roach said, with a normal voice. "I will rule the world!" Roach said, with a slightly high-pitched voice and he chuckled
"Heh, cool." Shope chuckled.
"Okay. Well, I gotta get going. I've got something very important I'm working on in my garage. Whee!" Roach put the microphone on the table and walked away.
"Okay, now i think we can safely say that the Roach is not turning evil." Tyler smiled.
"Really?" Kevin asked. "What's so important he's working on in his garage?" Kevin turned on the microphone. "World domination? A doomsday device?"
(Y/N) suddenly takes the microphone. "I really need this microphone to scare the fuck of my family!"
"Turn that off! It's the Roach! He is the nicest kid in the entire galaxy." Tyler took the microphone from (Y/N) which she pouted.
"Yeah, he is a...cinnamon roll" (Y/N) said, taking the microphone and said it with a chipmunk voice which made the two boys blushed and Shope sighed.
"Which is why we are not gonna worry he's plotting the Earth's demise in the garage and just go home." Shope smiled.
~~~~~
The four noobs came to the garage to found out that Roach was sitting on a throne.
"Told you he was turning evil!" Shope screamed.
"Electro-blast him!" Kevin pushed Shope forward and she thrust her battle ball and destroy the throne with electro-blast which Roach screamed and grunted.
"Okay, what's going on?" Roach asked.
"You mean whatever was going on is now over, evil green ball villain!" Kevin glared.
"I'm rehearsing for the school play. Remember?" Roach said. "I'm the lead in The Princess Fighter and The Evil Caped King? I made my own throne."
"Right." (Y/N) smiled. "And you rehearse with your battle ball 'cause it gives you confidence!"
Roach smiled and his battle ball crackles.
"Which is now sparking oddly." Tyler looked to see the battle ball sparks
"And malfunctioning 'cause I blasted him when he didn't need to be blasted." Shope sighed.
"Darn it, Shope!" Kevin cursed.
"You told me to do it!"
They all got blasted by Roach.
Roach started growling and came out.
"Yep." (Y/N) grunted. "He's evil."
"Puny warriors, this Earth will soon bow down to the dark and endless rule of... Destroyon." Roach/Destroyon glared.
"Oh yeah, not if we can help i-" Destroyon threw her away which he screamed.
"(Y/N)!"
"Destroyon." Tyler nervously chuckled. "That's a nice and evil name, but can we talk about this like friends?" Destroyon threw them away too and Tyler, Kevin, and Shope screamed.
~~~~~
The alarms were blaring at the Galacticus.
"What's going on?" Zen asked.
"Surge levels of the green battle ball are off the charts. XR4TI explained. "I'm sensing oncoming danger."
"Like what?"
XR4TI shows a footage of Destroyon destroying things and civilians screaming.
"Oh no" Kira's eyes widened.
Then they heard a whistle.
"And what is that noise?" Mem looked around until they heard... (Y/N) screaming and landed at the window ceiling with a loud thud. Mem pressed a button to let her in. (Y/N) falls down with another loud thud and Mem closed the window ceiling.
"What happe-" But then they heard another whistle. They heard Tyler, Kevin, and Shope were screaming and they all landed on the window ceiling which they all grunted.
Mem presses the button again and they fell down on top of (Y/N) which they all grunted.
"Was that really necessary?" Kevin grunted.
"Can you guys get off of me now?" (Y/N) grunted and they all got up.
"Okay." Kira said. "If we can get the Roach onto the plasma lock and harness-sphere, we could subdue him and snag the green battle ball!"
"And how are you gonna get him here?" Shope looked at Kira.
"Oh right." Mem said. "That's a toughie."
Then they heard another whistle as Roach came in crashing through the window ceiling.
"No wait, that was easy." Zen commented. Roach used his laser eyes at Mem, Kira and Zen which they scream and groans
"Nope. It's a toughie again." Kira sighed roughly.
"Ugh. I never wanted to hurt you Roach, 'cause you're like, so nice, but arm blasters, go!" Zen blasted Destroyon but Destroyon caught it with his hand easily like a boss which caused the four noobs to be shocked and their jaw dropped.
"You cannot stop Destroyon." Destroyon blasted him back which caused Zen to flies towards the wall and groaned.
"Wow. Huge green battle ball malfunction, but I like the name." Mem shrugged.
"Yeah, it's catchy and... oh crud." Kira cursed.
Destroyon levitated the three alien trainers and threw them away from the Galacticus which caused to scream.
"Okay." Shope said. "He just stopped Mem and Zen in 3.8 seconds, which means we're doomed."
"We really need to Destroyon him" (Y/N) smirked. Everybody stopped and looked at her. "Hey! It was a good pun!" (Y/N) pouted and crossing her arms.
"Once I take command of this vessel," Roach said. "I will take control of this world."
"Try connecting to his inner Roach." Shope whispered towards Tyler and (Y/N) thrust his battle ball to his chest.
"Roach." Tyler said. "We know you are in there and we need you to come out."
"There is no more Roach, only Destroyon." Destroyon stared at Tyler.
"Well yes," (Y/N) said. "But if you take over the world, who will take the lead in the school play?"
"What is... school play?" Roach titled his head.
"It's where you play the evil king and sit in your throne, remember?" Kevin pointed at the plasma lock and harness-sphere.
"And everyone cheers your name, because you are so massive and look bigger in the almighty throne!" Shope smiled.
"Yes, Destroyon will be king. And I like thrones." Destroyon was about to sit on it.
"That's it. Have a nice comfy seat, you ultimate ruler, you." Tyler smiled. Destroyon sits and XR4TI flies towards him and scanned.
"Locking." The plasma lock and harness-sphere turned on.
"Sweet!" Tyler, Shope, (Y/N), Kevin and XR4TI gave each other a high-five
"Fools." Destroyon said. "I will destroy all of you. This is my world now. Ahh." A grabbing arm grabbed Roach's battle ball which turned him back to normal.
Then a doorbell rings to reveal a scared Mem, Zen and Kira.
"Hi guys. Um, how did I get here?" Roach asked. "Did we have fun? I like ham."
"Uh, you turned evil, little dude." Mem answered
"You also fought us and almost rule the world" Kira sighed.
"But now we will fix the green battle ball like we fixed the red battle ball when it malfunctioned." Zen smiled.
"Hold on." Tyler said. "The red battle ball turned people evil, too?"
"Yes, but we fixed it before we came to Earth."
"Wait, where is Kevin?"
Out of nowhere, Kevin jumped towards them, looking like a rock star. "I am Adventicus, and I am here to rule your world!"
"With rock music?" (Y/N) deadpanned, Kevin's battle ball malfunction makes him looks like a rock star that got too edgy and kicked out of the band.
Tyler, (Y/N), Roach, Shope, Kira, Zen, and Mem groaned, "Here we go again."
At the Galacticus, they were sounds of screaming, grunting and Kevin growling.
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