To Catch a Noob

Count Venamus stood up and greeted the Creators who are on his monitor.

"Good day to you, Creators!" Count Venamus greeted. "I hope you had a nice trip"

The Creators replied with alien words but i think the creator said, "I didn't go anywhere! I'm literally stuck here, you idiot!"

"Right, you didn't go anywhere," Count Venamus awkwardly said. "Because we have this thing".

"Ok!" Count Venamus sits on his chair. "I'm ready for my review"

The Creators said something in alien words that i don't understand them the Creators shows a picture of the noobs in their 'Interesting' positions.

"Yes" Count Venamus admitted. "They are stronger than we thought and no, i don't need to see the file footage"

The Creators shows the file footage which causes Count Venamus to sigh, "Here we go"

~~~~~

On the TV, Count Venamus was holding the four noobs with his four robotic arms on his armor.

"You thought you could go and hide in a cave hive on a mountain" Count Venamus realizes one of the noobs were missing. "Wait, where's that weird round one?"

Then he heard a sound that said, "I can't stooopp"

A second later, Count Venamus has released the noobs and was pushed from a mountain by Roach in ball form.

~~~~~

A large pink ship landed on earth and Count Venamus steps outside.

"Soon this planet will be claimed by the virus!"

Count Venamus was interrupted by Roach who landed on him.

"Tag! You're it!" Roach declared. "Wait, you're not Kevin"

~~~~~

People were screaming at Count Venamus who came with an evil hover board.

"I cannot be stopped!"

Out of nowhere, Roach came and asked, "What does this do?"

Roach pointed at the button that is on the hover board.

Count Venamus tried to warn him to don't touch but he touches anyway and the hover board went crazy, flying in circles and he crashed to a sign.

~~~~~

Count Venamus came to Earth with an evil laughter. He was using rocket boots.

Then he heard a laughter and when he looked at the direction to see (Y/N) flying away from The Roach.

(Y/N) laughed, "Try to catch me, Roach!"

(Y/N) flied accidentally hits Count Venamus which they both yelped in pain but (Y/N) was still flying away while Roach accidentally flipped Count Venamus which caused him to do a painful split.

~~~~~

Count Venamus was laughing evilly while carrying two bombs on both of his hands until (Y/N) and Roach accidentally flipped him again which caused him and the bombs to fall and explosion happen.

~~~~~

"Well, this time. I have a plan," Count Venamus shows a hologram of Roach. "The short brown one is clearly the big toe of the earth warriors foot"

Count Venamus shows a hologram of (Y/N). "The girl with the (H/C) has the yellow battle ball is clearly the earth warriors shoe." Count Venamus makes the hologram vanished. "So, i plan on eliminating that big toe and shoe then the foot collapses and dirty"

Count Venamus thought for a moment and smiled evilly. "Maybe, i could remove Kira too!"

The Creators said something which made Count Venamus confused.

"What do you mean? What do you mean that i can't remove Kira from the earth warriors?" The creators explained to him and his jaw dropped. "Are you serious? Are you kidding me?!?"

Then the Creators changed the subject and said something in alien language.

"No, no. They're not actually a foot or a shoe." Count Venamus explains. "The group is like a foot or shoe and they are the big toe or shoe that i need to remove"

The Creators said something in an alien language again.

"Okay, forget the foot!" Count Venamus snapped. "I need to remove the Round and the (H/C) warrior by finding their one weakness"

~~~~~

The students were outside doing....something outside. They were talking, of course.

Jack, Candy, Alana and Levi were talking with the noobs while Roach was looking at all certain teacher.

"I think we should totally watch Hunchback of Notre dame" Alana smiled. "A classic Disney move where they were dark and the main villain killed the main character's mother in the first five minutes of the movie"

"Good choice" Jack said. "I would love to hear the songs again"

"I agree" Tyler said. "It was my childhood. Especially, the part where Quasimodo finally got recognition"

"Wait, what's Hunchback of Notre dame?" Kevin asked, looking confused.

They all looked at him in shock and surprised.

"You haven't watched it?!" (Y/N) looked at him with wide eyes.

"Were you living under a rock?!" Candy gripped Kevin's neck hold.

"And that's coming from Candy" Levi pointed at Candy.

"The Hunchback of Notre dame is about a story of Quasimodo, an ugly and gentle-souled bell ringer of Notre Dame, who was nearly killed as a baby by the main villain, Claude Frollo." (Y/N) explained. "But Frollo was forced by the Archdeacon of Notre Dame to raise Quasimodo as his own."

"Now a young man, Quasimodo is hidden from the world by Frollo in the bell tower of the cathedral." Shope explained. "But during the Festival of Fools, Quasimodo, cheered on by his gargoyle friends Victor, Hugo, and Laverne, decides to take part in the festivities, where he meets the lovely gypsy girl Esmeralda and the handsome soldier Phoebus."

Roach finished, "The three of them find themselves ranged against Frollo's cruelty and his attempts to destroy the home of the gypsies, the Court of Miracles. And Quasimodo must desperately defend both Esmeralda and the very cathedral of Notre Dame."

"Wow, that was a long explanation" Kevin said. "But i don't know, kinda sounds boring"

"It's not" Levi walked towards to him and whispered to his ear.

Kevin smiled Brighton, "Alright! Let's watch it!"

The bell rings and Ms. Chahadi called the class.

"Okay class," Ms. Chahadi said. "Let's go back inside"

The students went back to class while the noobs stay for a moment.

Roach was floating and had hearts above his head. "Ohhh Ms. Chahadi"

They all smirked at him.

"To thought you would have a crush on our drama teacher" Jack said. "I mean, I don't blame him. She is hot"

"Come one Roach," (Y/N) said. "Close your mouth and let's go inside"

(Y/N) dragged Roach to the classroom while the rest follows them.

Unaware, there were three invisible figures which are Count Venamus and his two minions.

Count Venamus chuckled darkly and revealed himself with his minions.

"A young teacher crush" Count Venamus said aloud. "It's almost too easy"

Count Venamus transforms into Ms. Chahadi.

"Uhhh," A minion asked. "What should we do with the real teacher lady?"

"Uh, well this is earth. So," Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi said. "Put her in a pod and send it to a tropical vacation next to a chair with a pineapple or something"

~~~~~

A pod landed on a tropical location.

The pod opens the door and Ms. Chahadi falls to the sand. She Saw a chair and table with a pineapple on top.

"I don't know where i am" Ms. Chahadi sits on the lawn chair and took the pineapple drink. "But i know i'm never going back!"

~~~~~

(Y/N) sits between Tyler and Kevin, she smirked at them and they blushed which caused Shope to chuckle while Roach was still lovestruck on Ms. Chahadi.

Jack smirked, Levi stayed quite, Alana was talking to Candy.

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi walked to the classroom while struggling to walk on the heels.

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi stood in front of the stage.

"Hello class, i want you all to study and," Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi struggled standing still and he started to curse. "WHAT IS WITH THESE SHOES?!?!"

"Uhhh," Tyler looked at his friends. "Does Ms. Chahadi looked weird to you?"

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi falls to the ground.

"Yes" Shope deadpanned.

(Y/N) narrowed her eyes on Ms. Chapati and observed her. "She usually has a soft voice not a low and rough one, she's also a master on heels and she would never really curse in front of us"

"Who cares," Roach said in a lovestruck tone. "She's my favourite teacher of all time"

"CLASS" Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi holds onto the theatre's curtain and the class looked at her weirdly. "One of you look at your things with pages except the orange one with no eyes and the (H/C) one with the golden bracelet."

'Since when did Ms. Chahadi knew about my bracelet? I thought only the Battle ball warriors could see it's (Y/N) thought with wide eyes and looked at her bracelet that's hidden on her hoodie.

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi walked towards to the noobs.

"You two have been invited to a special audition for the school play" Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi gasped. "So, Come with me"

Roach gasped, "A special audition!"

"I'm sorry, i must decline the off-" Roach puts his hand on (Y/N)'s mouth.

"I need company (Y/N)!!! Please!!!" Roach whispered.

"Don't you want alone time with Ms. Chahadi?" (Y/N) asked. Yes, she's suspicious about Ms. Chahadi but Roach has a crush on her. Even if she did try to warn him, he would never believed her anyway.

(Y/N) looked at Ms. Chahadi who falls to the ground because of her heels. "Curse this shoes!"

"But i need company!!!" Roach used the 'whimper' and (Y/N) gave up and dragged Roach with her while following Ms. Chahadi.

The three noobs, Levi, Candy, Jack and Alana watched their two friends and their weird teacher walked out of the classroom.

"I'm telling you something is wrong!"

~~~~~

Roach and (Y/N) followed Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi to a MEADOW.

"Why is the audition on a freaking meadow?!?" (Y/N) looked at the sun and wipes her sweat on her forehead.

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi ignored her and continue walking.

Roach was still on lovestruck mode.

Count Venamus grins when the three saw the space ship that looks like a cube.

"A space ship?" (Y/N)'s eyes turned wide. (Y/N) grabs Roach's hand and whispered. "We have to go!"

"But-but the audition-"

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi holds (Y/N)'s arm.

"Now, where do you think you two are going?" Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi asked with an evil smile on his face. "We were about to get in"

Out of nowhere, the two minions came behind (Y/N) and grabbed her which she struggled.

(Y/N) tries to call Roach but he was too lovestruck on Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi.

"Damn it!" (Y/N) cursed when her arms starts to get hurt and she was lucky that her battle ball was on Roach's hair.

'The minions are strong but short. Short minions...Rough voice.... Count Venamus!!' (Y/N) thought. 'How the fuck am i that dumb to not notice it now?!'

Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi and Roach uses an escalator to the ship with (Y/N) and the minions to follow behind them.

"This stuff looks really real!" Roach commented.

(Y/N) really wanted to warn him but there's three things stopping her.

1. She did warn him but he didn't listen
2. If she warn him again then the minions would hurt her
3. He's busy in lovestruck mode

"Yes," Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi said. "It's an outer space play where you play a hero captured and hidden away on a distant planet"

"And the play starts here" Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi

Roach walks to a wall and (Y/N) was put near to the wall too. She sits on the ground while massaging her arms.

Suddenly, Roach and (Y/N) was trapped by a glass prison.

"And then i become," Count Venamus/Ms. Chahadi transforms back into Count Venamus. "Ta-da!"

"Not suprising" (Y/N) commented.

"Wow," Roach commented. "Great special effects you look like Count Venamus!"

"Uh-huh, yeah." Count Venamus said. "But what do you mean as not surprising?"

"Your voice, the way you walk, you knew about me wearing the golden bracelet even i didn't even show it clearly and your minions gave it away" (Y/N) explains. "But other than that you could have fooled me"

"Whatever" Count Venamus said. "Prepare my new ultra evil ship for takeoff!"

(Y/N) took out her battle ball from Roach's hair and she thrust her battle ball to her chest. She uses her destruction to punch the glass prison but nothing happened.

Her eyes were wide and she repeatedly punches the glass prison but nothing happens.

Count Venamus smirked at this while (Y/N) glared at the glass prison.

"How the heck the power of destruction doesn't destroy this glass prison?!?!" (Y/N) asked.

"Well, you see. I used a Kryptonite on every gadgets and ships i have." Count Venamus said. "I mean, you should know by now that every yellow battle ball's warrior's weakness is Kryptonite"

(Y/N) face palmed, 'How the fuck am i gonna do a level 4 when my weakness to Kryptonite?!'

She felt her power draining and immediately falls to the ground. Roach went to her and asked if she was okay but she was too tired to talk.

Roach leave her for space but he starts ranting about something while (Y/N) laid on the ground looking exhausted.

~~~~~

Tyler was looking through the window while Shope and Kevin were reading.

"Stop looking out the window," Shope said. "And do your school work"

"But looking out the window helps me avoid my school work" Tyler said.

"Oh!" Kevin said. "I wanna try!"

The tree looked out the window to see a a large glowing purple.

"What the heck is that?" Kevin pointed.

"Light, we need to go"

The three noobs run towards the light with their four friends looking at them in Confusion.

"They do realize that they could be in trouble skipping class?" Candy looked at the three.

"Ya, why didn't I do that sooner?!" Levi dropped his book and walked out of the class.

"Levi! You're gonna get in troub-" Alana sighed. "What the heck, he doesn't care anymore"

~~~~~

The three ran to the meadow only to be met by wind and saw a large purple cube floating.

Count Venamus and his minions makes a balcony appears on his ship.

"Too late earth warriors," Count Venamus said. "The superior one and the yellow battle ball girl warrior is all mine now!"

The three looked shocked until they realized.
"Wait, did he say that Roach is superior?" Shope looked at the boys.

"And without them, i know you are easily defeated" Count Venamus reached something on his coat. "Which is why i have for you a little gift"

"Like a cool toy or a gift card?" Kevin asked.

"Close, the insect virus" Count Venamus shows the orange glowing virus and throws it on the ground.

"Have fun with it!" Count Venamus announced as the minion pressed a button but nothing happens.

The three noobs looked at each other and blinked.

Count Venamus turns to his minions.

"What are you doing?" Count Venamus asked. "I did the pose. Now give me back on the ship!"

"The buttons not working" Minion 1 answered. Minion 1 tries to press the button repeatedly while Minion 2 pulls a lever repeatedly.

"It's a brand new ship-" Count Venamus screamed when the balcony pulls back inside the ship bringing Count Venamus and his minions inside.

"We gotta save (Y/N)!" Kevin said.

"You mean (Y/N) and Roach?" Shope crossed her arms.

"Uh, yeah. That's what i said"

"Which means it's time to go battle ball!"

The three noobs thrust their battle balls to their chest and their normal attires changes to their super suits.

They heard the ground shaking and a large roar. It was a large earthworm, a large ant and a large centipede.

"Uhhh," Shope said. "First, we have to fight the insect virus"

The large earthworm breathes fire and Kevin coughed.

"Good thing our suits are fire-proof!" Kevin nervously chuckled. "RUN!!!"

The two screamed and they all ran away from the meadow.

~~~~~

Count Venamus walks inside of the ship with his minions following behind.

"Fix my cool balcony," Count Venamus ordered. "When i say 'Have fun with it!' which is my new line. I want to retract back to the ship immediately!"

Count Venamus sits on his chair and stayed quite for a few second until Roach spoke up.

"I just figured out that you were never Ms. Chahadi and were always Count Venamus," Roach said. "And this is your new evil space ship and not a school play"

"You're kinda late buddy" (Y/N) ruffled his hair. "But good job!"

Count Venamus turned his chair around. "Correct"

"But as an accurate school plays," Roach said. "I would say your 'New line' black panache"

(Y/N) snickered, Leave it to Roach.

"'Have fun with it'?" Count Venamus said. "It's perfect, you can't have fun with it because it's actually going to destroy you and that is not fun"

"Uhhh," (Y/N) said. "Maybe it's a delivery"

"Gets to amazing delivery!" Count Venamus stood in front of the glass prison and glared at them. "And stop talking, it's a long trip and have fun with it!"

"Uhhh, nope" Roach shook his head.

(Y/N) laughed at Count Venamus's angry face.

~~~~~

At the Galacticus, the alarms were blaring and the three aliens looked shocked.

"What is going on?" Zen screamed.

The three noobs walked to their mentors.

"Venamus, new ship, took (Y/N) and The Roach" Tyler panted.

"Don't panic!" Mem advices. "We'll just have an awesome space chase as soon as we find them with the XR4TI new finder raider app"

Kira walks to XR4TI, "We just have to wake her up and type in the words The Roach and (Y/N) and she will tell-"

Then she stopped talking when they heard the ceiling shaking. She saw a giant ant stealing XR4TI.

"Damn it!"

"Oh yeah," Shope said. "We brought some friends"

They all look out the window to see three giant insects.

"Let's stop those beasts," Kevin said. "And get back that finder raider!"

"And save (Y/N) and The Roach!" Tyler smiled.

~~~~~

Roach and (Y/N) were ranting about their experience on their school plays.

"And in my 19th school play, i was cowboy number 5 who said before he left the stage," Roach tries to impersonate a cowboy. "'Yee-hah' and even that was even better than 'Have fun with it'"

"Ya, i remember that play. I was the idiotic farm girl who thought the Sheriff's moustache was a squirrel and i think that my favourite line was" (Y/N) tries to impersonate the farm girl. "'How do you feed your squirrels?' I mean, it's better than 'Have fun with it'. Am i right?"

Roach nodded.

"Stop talking!" Count Venamus yelled. "We have 23 million more Zepellin's to go"

"Damn" (Y/N) commented.

"That looks like a long trip," Roach commented. "Let's sing long trip song"

(Y/N) smiled

[(Y/N) and Roach]

It's a long trip song

My long, long song

It's longer than the short trip song

"Shut him up!" Count Venamus ordered. "Use the soundproof button on their laser self"

It's a long trip song

"Uhh," Minion 1 said. "There is no soundproof button"

My long, long song

"All you have for is laser bars where his battle ball will be neutralized" Minion 2 added.

It's longer than the short trip song

"I have to ask for soundproofing?!?!" Count Venamus asked. "He won't stop gabbing!"

Then the two stopped when they saw a TV.

"Ohhhh, A TV!" Roach pointed. "Can we watch? Can we play games? Can we do stuff? I like to stay busy"

"How is the TV in there?" Count Venamus looked at his minions

"Uhh, it's a mistake?"

"This whole ship is a mistake" Count Venamus grumbled.

"Now, now don't be grumpy." (Y/N) said. "The only mistake in this ship is actually you"

Count Venamus was about to snap until he saw that (Y/N) was holding a trophy.

"Put that down!" Count Venamus commanded. "That's mine!"

(Y/N) drops the trophy to the ground and it broke to a million pieces.

She smiled innocently at him.

~~~~~

They were shooting the infected insects with their blasters.

"We'll hold them off," Mem said. "You noobs get the finder raider!"

They all dodged the slime that the insects shot from their mouths.

Shope blasted the infected ant who has XR4TI.

Shope smiled and when she was about to take XR4TI, the ant woke up and the ant shot a slime from his mouth.

"We can't get the finder raider!" Tyler yelled.

"Even though most of Roach's and (Y/N)'s heroic acts occur by accidents," Kira said. "We sure could use them now!"

"It's like we're missing our big toe and Shoe!" Kevin yelled.

"What does that mean?" Mem looked at Kevin.

"The big toe is what keeps the human foot balance functional," Shope explains. "And the shoe helps the foot to protect and comfort the human's foot"

"But it's really ugly," Zen commented. "It's definitely the worst looking toe and who really needs a shoe?"

"But without it the foot will be weak and unstable" Tyler explains. "And the shoe because it likes to protect the foot and without it the foot would be dirty and a mess"

"Well, then why don't you just get an artificial toe?" Mem asked. "Or wash your feet when it's dirty?"

"Ok, forget the toe analogy!"

The infected insects spits slime on the noobs and their mentors.

"Good thing, our suits are slime proof" Shope said but they all got electric shot from their suits.

"Maybe, they're not" Mem said

~~~~~

Roach and (Y/N) were ranting about catchphrases while holding a cup of tea on their hands.

"And that's what i said 'You've gotta be kidding me!' see that seems more like a catchphrase" Roach said. "Or what if you tried 'Hi-Ho let's go!'"

"Or maybe you should try 'Believe it!'" (Y/N) suggested. "Or 'I'm fired up now!'"

"They're back on talking about catchphrases," Count Venamus said. "And Hi-ho let's go is terrible and you two better believe it!"

(Y/N) chuckled. "You heard that Roach, Count Venamus just used one of the most popular Anime's catchphrases!"

"Yeah, i never knew he was in that kind of stuff" Roach commented. "I have to say, i'm loving the new ship although the colour doesn't really say evil"

"Yes it does!" Count Venamus glared.

"Not on earth," (Y/N) said. "Speaking of Earth, you know our friends will come and rescue us at some point"

Count Venamus puts his fingers on his ears and childishly said, "Lalalalala can't hear you, fingers on my ears lalallalala"

~~~~~

The noobs and the three aliens were surrounded by the infected insects and they were stuck on the slime.

"Can't believe, we're gonna lose to the virus!" Tyler sighed.

"If only we have our big toe and shoe!" Kevin cried.

Suddenly, a huge purple, cube ship landed on the insects.

Count Venamus makes a balcony appears. He has a bored expression while Roach and (Y/N) were behind him.

They were smiling at their friends and mentors.

"Hi!"

"Yo!"

"Ohh," Roach looked at his friends. "You look slimy"

"They're driving me nuts!" Count Venamus admitted. "But be warn, i will return with a better spaceship with a soundproof sound around the Round warrior and the (H/C) warrior"

Count Venamus levitates (Y/N) and Roach and dropped them to the ground. Roach landed upside down on the slime while (Y/N) landed on Kevin's arms.

"Until we meet again," Count Venamus said. "Have fun with i-"

The balcony automatically closed which caused Count Venamus to get shoved inside.

"I wasn't finished with my new line-" The balcony automatically opens which caused Count Venamus to yelped in pain.

"Oh i hate this ship," Count Venamus said. "Have fun with it!"

"Fun with what?" Zen asked.

"Dude, what does that even mean?" Kevin asked.

"I'll tell you what it mea-" The balcony closes again which he yelped in pain.

And opens it again and closes it again.

It repeated for a few seconds until the minions walked to the balcony looking confused.

"I'm not even on it!" Count Venamus said. "Let's go, let's just go!"

The balcony closes and the spaceship flies to space.

Tyler sighed, "It's good to have you back, pal"

"Good to be back"

"Aww, what about me?" (Y/N) asked. "You didn't miss me?"

"U-um no. I mean i do miss you, i mean not a creepy way" Tyler stuttered and (Y/N) shook her head fondlingly.

"Oh, hey" Roach said. "I took this cool souvenir, it's from his cool red panel that said 'Self destruction'"

The others were smiling at each other and (Y/N) ruffled Roach's hair.

~~~~~

The large purple, cube ship was flying through the galaxy then Count Venamus heard a noise that made him curious.

"What is that?" Count Venamus asked. "What is that ticking?"

The spaceship was exploded which caused Count Venamus and his minions to scream.

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