The Supernoobs Super Cup Redux

"So hypnotic"

"I can't stop watching it"

"It's so cool"

"Keep to the right, Keep to the right"

Right, So. Mem, Zen and Kira are in their human forms and are watching a construction worker waving an orange flag in the construction.

"Keep to the right, Keep to the right"

"Not even a virus attack could get me to leave" Mem/Bob smiled and his watch rings. "It's time" He left leaving Kira/Adira and Zen/Rob confused.

"Time for what?"

~~~~~

"Welcome to the Second Annual Supernoob Super Turbo Super Challenge!"

Roach was holding a mic while announcing a second annual Supernoob Supercup and the noobs were standing on the side on the Galacticus.

Just when Roach was about to talk more, Mem push him aside with his butt.

"Back off" Mem said. "I'm the enthusiastic sports announcer" Mem took a mic. "Welcome to the Second Annual Supernoob Super turbo Super cup!"

Roach walked back towards his friends.

"What? No!" Zen came back with Kira behind. "The First Annual Supercup was like two weeks ago"

"I thought it was a month ago" Kira shrugged.

"And i won!" Zen said. "That cup is mine" Zen was about to grab it only for (Y/N) to take it and throws it at Tyler.

"Sorry, Zen" Tyler smirked. "New rules"

"Supercup has no rules though" Kira walked towards them and Zen was about to grab the Supercup from Tyler grasp only for him to throw it at Shope.

"So, we made some" Shope throws the Supercup at Tyler, Tyler throws it at Kevin, Kevin throws it at Roach, Roach throws it at (Y/N) and (Y/N) throws it at Shope and it all begins to cycle with Zen trying to take it and the noobs throwing it at each other.

"Guys, tell me the new rules" Zen said. "Before i destroy you!"

"Rule no. 1!" Roach exclaimed. "We all get a rematch to determine yet again who the Superiest of the Supernoobs"

They all thrust their battle balls into their chest and their normal attires change into Supersuits.

"But i won it!" Zen said. "And you cannot win it back! I refuse to participate"

"Rule no. 2" Kevin said. "All those in the Galacticus must participate or forever be known as a washcloth sniffer"

"Oh would you look at the time" Kira looked at ger fake watch. "I better go do Yoga practice-" She was about to run until (Y/N) block her way.

"Nice try, Kira." (Y/N) smirked. "But you don't have any Yoga practice today. It's Saturday and also," She hold out three fingers. "Rule no. 3 no stupid excuses!"

"That was a stupid excuse?"

"Dude, we basically know everyone's time table ever since you came here" (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"True, true" She shrugged.

"We all should stop the dangerous virus attack instead" Zen levitates the Supercup towards him and he grabs it.

"XR4TI virus activity update?" Tyler looked at XR4TI.

"None reported" XR4TI said. "You are free to pursue your ridiculous and dangerous contest"

Zen facepalmed and Kira sighed.

"I'm done with this shit" Kira muttered.

"Rule no. 4" Tyler said. "No Supercomputer poop-pooing the Supernoobs Supercup challenge"

"Fine"

"Wait, you guys are just making rules as you go along" Kira pointed at the noobs.

"Rule no. 5!" Shope said. "Rules cannot be challenged by prior Supercup winners"

Zen screamed. "And who will stop me?!"

"Rule no. 6!" Roach said. "The XR4TI will referee all Supercup challenges because she had to agree to follow the rules"

"I just want to go on record" XR4TI looked at all of them. "And say : i think this contest is a terrible idea"

"Let the games begin!" The noobs cheered.

"This is gonna be great" Kira rolled her eyes.

~~~~~

"It's an epic flash of battle ball dragons many will enter!" Mem came out of nowhere. "But only i would win" Mem gets back to his position. "I mean, only the most powerful noob can only be called champion or powerful conqueror or the mast-"

"Let's just go!"

"I was just getting started with the hype and cliche" Mem pouted.

They were all at the Meadow for their first round.

"But it's time for Round 1" XR4TI gestures the broken field. "Gods jumping, first one to finish the final far off gulch wins"

"Which will be me" Mem said, proudly.

"It will be me!"

"Well, then how about we make it for fun" (Y/N) smirked. "Losers have to wear the "costume" and sing the song"

"Oh no" Kevin eyes widened. "Not the costume and the song!"

"Yes" (Y/N) chuckled evilly. "The costume and the song"

"What's wrong with the costume and the song?"

The noobs gasped and looked at the aliens in horror shock while (Y/N) was just laughing evilly.

"You'll see soon"

"On your mark, get ready, get set. Wait" XR4TI said. "What if there's a tie?"

"There will be no tie!" Zen said. "I will crush all of you ok"

"We need a rule that clearly determines the winner"

"I like playing capture the flag" Roach said. "Can we do something like that?"

"Rule no. 7" Shope smiled. "First noob to capture the flag in each contest wins the round"

"Ok" XR4TI nodded. "Ready"

"Already ready"

"Set"

"Already set"

"Wait" XR4TI said. "We don't have a flag"

The noobs started complaining.

The aliens looked at each other, "We know where to find one!"

~~~~~

"Keep to the right, Keep to the right" The construction worker kept chanting "Keep to the right" while waving his flag.

"His waving is so sublime" Kira smiled.

"Uhh, does he know that he's not in the construction site anymore?" Tyler asked.

"My brain scan determine repetitive scan activity has left him oblivious to environmental deviations"

"Because he has no brains?" (Y/N) asked.

"Maybe"

(Y/N) chuckled.

"Keep to the right, Keep to the right"

"Let's go already" Kevin said. "I want that cup!"

"Get ready, Get set, Super powers go"

Kevin quickly transforms into a Kangaroo, "Kangaroo Kevin away!" He jumped.

"Which is no match for my super bounce!" Roach turns into ball and jumped.

"And the win helps me win" Shope controls the win for her to fly.

"Going to win in Subway Surfers style" She manipulates her battle ball into a.. "A flying Hover board!" She rode towards the finish line.

"Why do they even try?" Tyler sighed. "I teleport" Tyler teleported near the Construction worker. "Too easy." He was about to reach the flag only for him to hear a laugh.

It was Zen flying towards him in his rocket boots and knocking Tyler out of the way.

"Nobody could beat my Ultra Hyper Speed Superboots!"

Mem flied towards to him and knocking him like he did with Tyler.

"Except my Ultra Hyper Speed Superboots!" Mem pointed at his boots.

Mem got hit by a blaster and flied towards to Zen and Tyler.

Kira was the one who blasted him with Superboots making her fly.

"And no one thought about using the blaster?"

Mem and Zen flied towards Kira, pushing her away from the flag which resulted into a fight.

"You're such a cheater!"

"I'm not a cheater!"

"You guys are idiots! I was this close!"

And Kevin was jumping through blocks avoiding his mentors fighting.

"And Kevin will take the meal!"

"Until the Shope came blows past him" Shope came with her wind and flied past him.

"But i grab your leg!" Kevin grabbed Shope's leg.

"Stop it! Let go Kevin!" Shope said. "My wind can't carry us both"

"There must be something out of my pouch" Kevin grabs something on his pouch. "Bubblegum?" He throws it away. "Sunglasses?" He throws it away. "School socks?" He throws it away. "Is that what Kangaroos keep in their pouches?"

"Stop breaking the 4th wall Kevin!" (Y/N) flied passed them with her flying Hover board.

Kevin and Shope deadpanned when they saw the Hover board was similar to a game.

"Subway Surfer?"

"Let me have this!" (Y/N) cried.

The three didn't see where they were going and they all hit a rock and falls to the ground.

Roach bounced towards the Construction worker and he cheered.

"Keep to the right"

"Oh ok" Roach jumped towards the right and he screamed.

"You listened to the construction worker did you?" (Y/N) asked.

"Yup"

"Let's just move on to round 2" XR4TI levitates the construction worker to another destination.

~~~~~

"In Round 2 of the Supernoob Supercup Super challenge" Mem announced. "The Lion cage"

The noobs, the alien mentors and XR4TI were at the zoo thanks to (Y/N). They were all looking at the Lion cage. The lion roars at them and they all blinked.

"How the hell can we get in there without being angered by the Zookeepers?" Shope asked.

"I called a cousin who called his cousin who called his friend" (Y/N) answered. "Who called a couple douple cousins 'cause it doesn't end until they know someone who works here. They said they were cool with it only if we don't escape with any animal"

They all looked at Roach who's rubbing the Monkey's head. Roach realized that they were looking and quickly put the monkey back to it's cage.

"What the hell is the lion cage though?"

"Whoever can stay in the longest in the Lion's cage and capture the flag wins the round"

"Which will be me!"

They all teleported inside the lion cage.

"This should be easy" Kevin said. "I'll just turn into a lion and become total buds with this big cat"

"Nice plan"

"Uhh dude, this is real life" (Y/N) said. "Not the lion king which i'm still disappointed on the live action film"

"(Y/N)" Shope said. "Just because the Live action doesn't have Be prepared doesn't mean it's the worst live action movie"

"I'm still mad at it!"

The lion looked confused at Kevin but roars at him.

"Hey buddy!" Kevin walked towards the lion. "Whad'ya say you and me-"

The lion tackled Kevin and fought with him which he screamed.

"Yay go lion!" Kira cheered with pom-poms that came out of nowhere.

"Ya! Ya! Go lion!" (Y/N) cheered.

"Are you two seriously gonna cheer the lion instead of me?!" Kevin screamed and running away from the lion.

"We don't always have to cheer for you" (Y/N) joked.

"Ya, the lion has a good chance of winning" Kira shrugged.

"It's just trying to prove it's dominant" Shope yelled and Kevin got kicked out by the lion.

"Called it" Kira gave (Y/N) a high-five.

"Kevin has been eliminated" XR4TI shows of picture of Kevin being eliminated.

Kevin landed on the Kangaroo's cage. Kevin looked up and his mouth dropped.

"No way"

The Kangaroos are wearing sunglasses and school socks while chewing bubblegum.

The lion kept trying to grab Tyler only for him to teleport anywhere.

"I just stay in the cave and i'll win round 2" Tyler accidentally teleported at the back of the lion. The lion was about to grab him only for Tyler to teleport outside of the cage. "Unless, i teleport out of the cage which means i'm out. Darn it!"

"Tyler has been eliminated"

(Y/N) sighed, knowing that her powers won't work but she'll only have to st-

Her phone rings and the lion looked at her.

"Fuck" Lion kicked (Y/N) out to the Kangaroo cage. 'Why didn't i think of using my invulnerability?!' (Y/N) sighed and looked up to see Kangaroos wearing sunglasses and school socks while chewing bubblegum. "Holy shit, Kevin was right!"

She looked at her phone which is still ringing and sighed. She answered it.

~~~~~

Back at Lion's cage.

"Keep to the right, Keep to the right"

Mem, Zen and Kira were looking happily at the construction worker who's waving his flag while using their personal force field.

"His strident banner makes me feel warmer and happy inside" Mem smiled.

"But it is our personal force field that keeps the lion away and us still in the lion cage"

"And forces The Roach" Kira smirked. "Out"

The lion roars at Roach.

"But with my giant Superfist will make me win round 2!" Roach's uses his round fist to grab the Lion towards to Shope. "And also eliminate Shope"

The lion roars at Shope and Shope thought for a moment, "One more thing about lion behavior, they hate getting wet!" Shope controls her the cloud to make rain but the lion didn't get affected.

"Or not" XR4TI said.

"But our force field hates it"

The aliens force field broke.

"Uh-oh" The lion roared at the three aliens. "Nice kitty" The three screamed.

~~~~~

(Y/N) came back, "So, what'd i miss?"

"Mem, Zen and Kira getting chased by the lion" Kevin answered. "And what's up with you?"

"Ya" Tyler agreed. "You're being cheerful than usual"

"Oh nothing" She smiled. "I just saw a Kangaroo wearing sunglasses and school socks while chewing a bubblegum"

"I Knew it!"

"There is something else is there?" Tyler asked.

"Maybe" She smirked.

"Yo, Tyler read her mind"

Tyler was about to read her mind.

"If you read my mind then i'll stop making cookies for you"

Tyler didn't and looked at Kevin apologetically. "Sorry, Kevin but the cookies need me"

The three saw Mem, Zen and Kira landing outside of the cage harshly.

"Memnock and Zenblock have been eliminated"

"Rule no. 8" Roach said. "Don't scream like losers when you jump out of the gate" Roach walked towards to Shope. "That goes to about to be losers too"

"You're the about to be loser when you're hit the negative charm of lightning!" She controls the lightning.

"You know you're under the clouds with me right?"

"Oh right"

They both got shot by lightning which falls them outside.

"Shope and Roach have been eliminated"

"Damn, even the lion is happy that we're gone" (Y/N) pointed at the lion who looked like it was chuckling.

"Okay, onto round 3"

~~~~~~

"And that is also our final round on the game" Mem announced. "The winner take all Battle ball surfing"

"First one to battle surf back to the cornbury beach and capture the flag man wins"

They all took out their goggles to see the flag man on Cornbury beach.

"Yes, he's there" Tyler said. "And also my cup"

"You mean my cup"

"On your mark, get set, go"

The noobs saw Mem, Zen and Kira who were manipulating battle balls into a flying hover board.

"Energy force" Kira smirked and flied away.

"The only way to surf" Zen flied away.

"And Win!" Mem followed.

(Y/N) pressed her battle ball and used her rocket boots. "See ya in the finish line, guys" She flied away.

Roach passed by using his battle balls as a motorbike on water.

"Hey guys, i'm gonna win"

"You mean!" Kevin jumped on the water as a dolphin. "Super Dolphin Kevin is gonna win"

A wave crashes Kevin which he screams. Turns out Shope was on top of the wave going to victory.

"I am the greatest noob!"

"Teleporting has failed me twice" Tyler said. "Time to find out a new way to win that cup" A wave crashes him which he screamed.

"Ha! Surfs up!" Shope laughed.

"And Tyler's gone" Mem yelled.

"With you guys always talking" (Y/N) flied with her superboots. "I might as well win this round" (Y/N) flied past them.

"Oh no! You don't!" Shope controlled the water making waves towards (Y/N) which she obviously dodged by moving out of the way.

"Try and catch me Shope!" (Y/N) laughed. She felt that there were no waves and she sighed in relief only for her to realize that her super boots run out. "F@*#!"

She falled on top of Kevin the dolphin with Shope and Roach. She saw Mem, Zen and Kira screaming and they all crashed. They all flied towards the beach and landed harshly on the ground.

"You missed" XR4TI flied towards them.

Tyler teleported towards the flag man. "Ah ha! Time to finally catch the flag man and win the Supercup" Tyler was about to capture him only for him to realize that the man is gone. "Where did it go?"

"I captured him" XR4TI said. "Which made me the new Supernoob Supercup champion"

"What?!"

The three aliens and the rest of the noobs teleported behind Tyler. "WHAT?!"

"You can't win" Shope said. "You're the ref"

"Rule no. 2" XR4TI said. "All those in the Galacticus must participate or forever be known as a washcloth sniffer"

"This!" Kevin cried. "This can't be happening"

"I was in each round and i carried off the flag man every time" XR4TI said. "Which is capturing him as for rule no. 8 which i just made up"

"Which makes her the winner"

"Yes! I win! I am the queen"

"Which also means that we had to wear the costume and sing the costume"

The noobs gasped. "Not the costume and the song!"

"Oh yes" XR4TI said. "The costume and the song" They may not see it but they knew that XR4TI is smirking!

~~~~~

They were all wearing the costume with the boys wearing the silver colour while the girls wears the gold colour.

They were all standing on the middle of the meadow to sing the song while XR4TI record them.

"Ok, 1,2,3"

They all sighed and started to sing.

[Mem, Zen, Kira and the noobs]

I'm the noob that were wrong

I'm singing this wrong song

Each one of us are gonna sing alone

About our faults and what we should have known

[Kevin]

Hi, my name is Kevin

And i was so blind

That the rules we made were stupid

And we shouldn't have been more kind?

Kevin looked at (Y/N) questionably, "(Y/N) what the hell?!"

"I didn't touch that line!" (Y/N) said. "That was all Roach"

Roach nervously smiled and Tyler walked front.

[Tyler]

Hi, My name is Tyler

I was supposed to be more mature

I didn't think of teleporting on the 3 rounds

Because of how i was so sure!

"Why didn't i think of that?!" Tyler yelled.

[Shope]

Hi, my name is Shope.

I was supposed to be the smartest one

But now, it's all a joke

If i can't keep winning this one

"You know there's two ones, right?"

"We didn't have any time" Roach pouted but walked forward.

[Roach]

Hi, i am Theodore Roach

My friends like to call me Roach

I should've just fly

Instead of using the motorbike on water

"Ok, that doesn't even rhyme" Shope pointed.

"We tried our best" (Y/N) walked forward.

[(Y/N)]

Hi! My name is (Y/N)

I should have just warned them from the spot

That these races are waste of time

And i should tell the-

(Y/N) got a text from her aunt which she red and let out an, "OH MY GOD!"

"(Y/N), that's not on the script" Mem said, pointing at the script.

"I don't even wanna sing mine from the script" Kira sighed.

"No, it's Aunt (A/N)!" She smiled.

"What's wrong with your aunt?" Kevin asked. "Did she got arrested on the chicago jail and the only way to get her out is by breaking in?"

"No, what's up with you and Chicago?" Kevin shrugged in reply. "No, Aunt (A/N) is pregnant!"

They all blinked and screams in happiness at the same time.

~~~~~

(A/N : Hey guys, sorry if you don't like the chapter and the weird song. I thought it was funny and i then i thought it was cringy. I was too lazy to change it and so here we are.

The song that i just wrote. I made it on the spot. I didn't have any opinions on it but i just made it fast like Bam!

Anyway, i hope that you're surprised on Reader's Aunt getting pregnant because i like to hope and yes, despite that the noobs parents doesn't know about Mem, Zen and Kira. (A/N) and (U/N) does know them and they're actually good friends but they still don't know about reader being a superdude.

Anyway, i'm sorry for ranting and i hope you like the chapter. See you on the next one!)

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