The Noobs Meet Incredibly Amazing man Aka Connard
"Why are we wasting our time like this in a science fiction film festival?" Kevin walked towards to his friends with his hands on his hips. "Our life is a science fiction festival!"
"Ya," (Y/N) nods in agreement. "I can't believe, i'm going in here instead of staying at home and watching an important business"
"You were watching Yuri on ice" Shope crossed her arms.
"Your point?"
"Anyway, We're here to support the Cornbury movie palace!" Shope gestures the movie palace.
"And there might be a virus impact in the area" Tyler tuck his sleeves, it revealed that he has a a device that could track the virus bracelet.
The noobs saw some people cheering on a popcorn mascot.
"Now, i want popcorn" (Y/N) muttered.
"I hear that they use real fake butter on a popcorn" Roach points at the popcorn mascot.
(Y/N) and Tyler saw his bracelet beeping and after the two stopped seeing the bracelet. The virus infected the popcorn mascot.
The Popcorn Mascot roars, Everyone screams and runs away only for the Popcorn Mascot took a line barrier and swing it like a whip, the lassle caught the people and it throws them away.
"Looks like someone ordered popcorn with," Tyler said louder. "Extra virus!"
"Roach," Roach looked at Lottie. "Take care of the people while we deal with the virus"
"Alright!"
Roach thrust his battle ball in and flies to the people.
~~~~~
The four noobs thrust their battle balls into their chest and their normal attires changed into super suits.
"We have to stop the beast and not damage the new movie palace in the process"
"Uh-huh, yeah" Kevin replied. "Say that to (Y/N)"
"I'm saying that to both of you"
Kevin and (Y/N) gasped at what their friend, Shope has said.
~~~~~
Tyler teleported them inside the Cornbury Movie Palace and Roach floats inside.
The people were screaming, running and as usual didn't bother to go outside.
They all saw the Popcorn Mascot shooting popcorn from it's mouth. Some of the people are screaming but leaned on the wall. There was even a guy who ordered a popcorn but got shot by a popcorn.
'Why aren't they running outside?' (Y/N) facepalmed. She knocks the front door down and yelled, "Everyone go outside now!"
Everyone screams and ran outside.
"(Y/N)!" Shope yelled. "What did i say about damaging this place?!"
"Not to" (Y/N) shrugs. "The people need safety anyway"
"You could have done it without damaging the place!" Shope snapped.
"The people in this town won't listen until someone makes a dramatic way for them to listen!" (Y/N) retort.
"Well, you could ha-"
"Girls, please stop fighting!" Tyler stood in front of the the two girls.
"Ya, what happen to 'Stop fighting, you guys. We're all friends here'" Kevin tries to said it with a girly voice and Tyler nudged him to shut up.
"Okay, so it shoots popcorn" Roach said. "Which won't hurt the retro furnishing or the totally restored ceiling-"
Someone landed on the Cornbury Movie palace floor from the ceiling.
"Have no fear" The man said. "Incredibly amazing man is here!"
The man who is now called the Incredibly amazing man has a big strong body with his black ridiculous hair. He wears a purple super suit with a star on the middle and a cape.
"Who the heck is that?" Tyler pointed at the man and (Y/N) shrugs.
"Stand back weak citizens!" The incred-
A/N came out of nowhere, stopping the video. "Ya, that name is too long and i'm too lazy to type it. Let's call the incredibly amazing man..... "Connard". It's french and i'm not telling you what it means. Just search it for yourself"
The video continued and A/N disappeared.
"Stand back citizens!" Connard stretched his arms to the Popcorn Monster feet and he swings it to the wall several times.
"I feel sorry for the popcorn now" (Y/N) commented and Roach nods in agreement.
"Um, okay" Shope said. "But we do the superhero thing around here and you destroy the movie palace!"
"Well," Roach said. "At least the totally restored chandelier is intact"
Connard uses his laser eyes to cut the chandelier and traps the Popcorn Mascot.
"You just had to jinx it" (Y/N) face palmed.
Shope and (Y/N) looked at each other and nods in apologetically. They may not say it out loud but at least they knew that the two apologize of being mad at each other.
"You're welcome!"
"Uhh," Tyler said. "Who are you?"
"I'm Incredibly Amazing Man!" Connard shows of his muscles. "The greatest superhero in all Galaxy"
"Ya, i'm calling you Connard" (Y/N) said. "Because the incredibly amazing man is too long"
"Why, young weak citizen call me whatever you like!"
"He does know that i basically called him-" (Y/N) whispers to Shope.
"From what he said," Shope whispers back. "I don't think so"
"Ok, let's get this one thing straight" (Y/N) said in a murderous tone. "We have this under control. Now, you can pack your bags and go back to planet Krypton that blew up several years ago"
"Now, let me get one thing straight" He pats (Y/N)'s head. "You-re Wel-come!" He shows off his muscles and yelled. "Incredible Amazing man, Away!"
(Y/N) was boiling in anger. "Only Maui can say that!!"
Connard landed in front of the the movie palace. People were surrounding him with phones and taking pictures of him.
The noobs goes outside with normal attires.
"People of this green planet please," Connard stop for a moment. "Whatever, i'm incredibly amazing man and out of all of the planets in the galaxy. I've pick yours to save. You're welcome"
"That line he use is predictable than i thought it would be" (Y/N) said, boredly. "And how dare he disgrace the line of You're welcome"
"Tell me about it" A voice was heard.
The noobs looked behind and saw it was Levi.
"Levi?!"
"Yo!"
"He's not exactly alone"
A voice was heard to see that it was Jack.
"Jack?!"
"Jack and Levi?" Shope asked. "This is a sight to see"
"What are you two doing here?" (Y/N) asked. "I thought you and Evan go out of town? And i thought you would be doing something"
"Nah," Levi said. "The meeting is canceled"
"And Hey! I was buying snacks for the bro's hang out!" Jack smirked.
"Wait, really??" Roach smiles.
"You didn't have to do that" Tyler said.
"They could" Kevin looked at the snacks.
"You guys are hanging out?" Shope pointed at the five boys.
"Ya, i found a game that i wanted to play for awhile" Jack said. "But didn't have the money for"
"So, we all pitch in and bought the game together" Tyler smiles.
"And as a reward, We all get to play the game" Kevin said.
"We'll be playing it at Roach's place" Levi pointed at Roach.
"Smart" (Y/N) nodded. "Roach has better video games appliances"
"Are you okay though?" Levi asked. "I saw that there was a popcorn monster"
"Pfft, don't worry about us, Levi" (Y/N) smiled. "We're always fine!"
"Really?" Levi raised an eye-brow even the noobs raised an eye-brow.
"Ok, fine" (Y/N) rolled her eyes.
"We have to go, i have to prepare this idiot's dinner" Levi pointed at Jack.
"He was nice enough to make me one"
"I'll see you later"
"See ya!"
Connard stopped flexing and flies away leaving the Movie palace to crumble and breaks.
Luckily, (Y/N) pulled the noobs and her away from it.
"I don't like that guy" Tyler glared.
"Yeah but you gotta love the cape," Kevin fangirled. "And the hair, and the swagger and did i mention the ca-"
"Yes, you mentioned the cape"
"Do i fangirl like that?" (Y/N) looked at Shope and Roach who shook their heads.
"Yours is worst"
~~~~~
Mem and Zen standing opposites sides on the tennis table and there was box on the middle of the tennis table.
"Oh, it's finally here!" Zen took the paddles. "Our favourite game from back home"
"I call Slabsore!"
The noobs came in the Galacticus to see that Mem and Zen were playing slabsore which basically is a Table tennis with an animal.
"Go away noobs," Zen said. "We're playing Slabsore and it makes us happy!"
"A new superhero arrives from space and stopped the virus" Roach explained. "But trash the new theatre and Kevin is madly fascinated by him"
"Well, i wouldn't say fascinated but," Kevin said. "He's the greatest superhero of all time"
"So, you're basically helpless?" (Y/N) crossed her arms.
"Ya-wait it's not what you're thinking!"
Shope smirked, "Really? But from your voice. You sounded so helpless with him"
"Ya, you better be ready for two weeks later" Tyler winked at him.
"Guys stop it!"
The noobs, Mem and Zen laughed.
Mem turned to XR4TI, "XR4TI, Galactic check incredibly whatever man"
"According to his bio," XR4TI informed. "He's the greatest superhero in the Galaxy by-"
"Young and old alike" Tyler, Shope and (Y/N) rolled their eyes.
"Wait, he reminds me of the superhero from TV" Zen said. "What was it? Superman?"
"Do not compare Superman to a trash like him!" Tyler, Shope and (Y/N) yelled.
"Newsflash! You guys are not the only hero in the Galaxy and if he stopped the the virus." Mem said. "What's the big deal?"
"Because you are incredibly average superheroes"
"No need to sugarcoat it" Tyler said, sarcastically. "Just tell us how you really feel"
"You noobs stink at being superheroes" Zen pointed at them.
"It was sarcasm!"
"Damn, man" (Y/N) commented.
"I will do a full intergalactic search on the handsome, buff, cape superhero" XR4TI said. "And get back to you"
"In the meantime, go away." Zen said. "We need to focus on this game!"
"And there's a virus alert at the kitty part at the petting zoo!"
"Wait a minute" (Y/N) said. "Where's Kira?"
~~~~~
People were screaming and running while a goat monster roars.
The noobs teleported at the petting zoo.
"Ok, best friends!" Roach said. "We cannot let this goat ruin the zoo and the kitty park which brings us joy to our town"
Connard landed in front of the noobs.
"Incredibly Amazing man is here to save the day!"
"No need, we're super too" Tyler smirked. "And got here first"
"You're welcome" Connard uses his laser eyes to shoot the monster goat.
The monster goat dodged the lasers and jumped everywhere which cause Connard to destroy everything.
(Y/N) didn't hear what Shope and Connard say but (Y/N) saw that Connard was about to shoot laser eyes at the petting zoo and a women was inside.
She quickly ran towards the petting zoo and pushed the women away right on time when Connard destroys the petting zoo leaving (Y/N) to be in the destroyed petting zoo.
"(Y/N)!"
The noobs ran towards (Y/N) and basically helped her out.
"Are you okay?"
"Are you fine?"
"Where did you get hurt?"
"Don't worry guys, i'm fine" (Y/N) said. "I've got invulnerability"
"You're welcome" Connard said as the goat monster landed on the ground. "Now, who wants a picture with your new favourite superhero?"
The crowd goes wild and (Y/N) saw the women she saved, coughing.
"Ma'am!" (Y/N) ran towards the women. "Are you alright?"
The women slapped (Y/N)'s hands. "Don't touch me!"
After, the women slapped her. Her vision starter to turn white and it felt like she had to see something.
*Flashback*
She saw a blue skin colored alien who has a blue floppy hair slapping her hand and saying the exact same words like the women before. "Don't touch me! Demon!"
The alien walked away and for some reason, she cried.
*Flashback ended*
She stopped the flashback when she realized she was staring at nothing.
"I'm sorry ma'am" (Y/N) said. "Please let me heal y-"
"Don't let your filthy hands touch me!!"
(Y/N) was about to talk but then she heard Kevin yelling.
"Hey, she was only trying to help!"
"Ya," Tyler yelled. "She basically helped you from getting killed"
"Well, she basically broke my leg now!" The women said. "What kind of superhero are you?! To make a civilian broke her leg?!"
"Well, breaking a leg is better than getting killed" Tyler snapped.
'Damn, Tyler just snapped!' (Y/N) thought.
The women scoffed, "Incredibly Amazing man wouldn't hurt a civilian"
The noobs except Roach twitched their eyes at the women, is she seriously gonna do this to them?
"Well, Incredibly Amazing man basically destroys the zoo and almost killed you" Shope said. "And you said, we're the bad superheroes"
"Ya, if you think you could talk about our teammate and get away with it. You got a huge pro-"
(Y/N) cut Kevin off, "Listen Ma'am. If you trust me, i can heal your legs right away but if you don't shut your mouth." (Y/N) said. "I might as well leave you hear defenseless with no one helping you" (Y/N) titled her head, innocently. "Would you like that, Ma'am?"
The women looked frightened for a moment but she tries to hide it. It fool the noobs but not (Y/N). The women scoffed and said, "Make it quick"
(Y/N) silently nodded and healed the women's legs. The women silently looked how it progress. (Y/N)'s hands glowed yellow and it healed the women's leg instantly.
"There you go, good as new!" (Y/N) smiled.
The women looked at her leg but when she stood up, she kicked (Y/N) on the chest and ran towards to Connard.
Kevin caught her and yelled at the women, "What the heck is your problem!?"
"Are you okay, (Y/N)?" Tyler asked in concerned.
"I'm fin-"
*Flashback*
"Demon"
"Demon"
"Don't come near me"
"Get away!"
"Leave!"
*Flashback ended*
(Y/N) snapped out of it after her friends started calling her several times.
"(Y/N)"
"(Y/N)!"
"I'm here! I'm here" (Y/N) panted.
"Are you okay?" Tyler asked. "You were quite for awhile. You kinda scared us. We thought that you died"
"Don't worry guys" (Y/N) said. "It's just something wrong with my battle ball. I'll ask Kira later"
The four noobs looked at each other and looked at her again.
"Are you sure?" Shope looked doubt.
"I'm fine" (Y/N) smiled. She wondered what Kira is doing?
*Flashback*
"Wait a minute" (Y/N) said. "Where's Kira?"
"She's at home" Mem said. "She said she wasn't feeling well"
*Flashback ended*
"Honestly, i don't know what's worse" Roach said. "The virus destroying our planet or Incredibly Amazing Man saving it"
They all saw that Connard signing the fans picture of him, "You're welcome! You're welcome! You're welcome" He continued to say that five more times.
"Ok, we gotta get this cape shook off our planet 'cuz we are the heroes and" Tyler finally realized. "Where's Kevin?"
They all heard Kevin speaking. "Ya, make it out to Kevin your number one fan! Can i get a photo too?"
~~~~~
Kira was at home, paying on the couch with popcorn and watching a movie.
She was watching a green boy telling kids they could fly with a magic dust and made them go to an island where there were Magical creatures and pirates.
"Damn, this is stupid and Magical at the same time" Kira said. "Why the fuck was Disney that Magical and now is just plain garbage?"
Kira's eyes widened, dropped her popcorn.
*Flashback*
She saw a blue skin colored alien who has a blue floppy hair slapping her hand and saying the exact same words like the women before. "Don't touch me! Demon!"
The alien walked away and for some reason, she cried.
*Flashback ended*
Kira gasped, panting from the flashback.
She stood up, walking towards the bathroom. She closed her eyes, wanting it to go away only for another flashback to appear.
*Flashback*
Demon"
"Demon"
"Don't come near me"
"Get away!"
"Leave!"
*Flashback ended*
Her knees began to shake, leaning towards the wall. She panted, from the awful flashback of her childhood.
Why are the flashbacks coming back?!
~~~~~
The noobs were watching the News on the streets.
"He's incredible, he's amazing, he's incredibly amazing man and he's saving the town from those awful unexplained beast" The news shows a clip where Connard defeats the Crab monster and makes a traffic but he made a pose on top of the crab monster. "Or excuse me but it shows him saving us at the Cornbury bridge" Shows a clip of him defeating the chicken monster at the Cornbury park. "And at the Cornbury park" Shows a picture of Connard defeating a beast at Funder Wunderland. "And in Funder Wunderland" Shows a picture of the noobs. "To this we ask the question where are the Super dudes lately? But to incredibly amazing man we say thank you"
(Y/N) blinked and facepalms at this stupid town, 'We were fucking there!'
"You're welcome!"
The noobs saw that Connard was there all along with his pose and cape floating.
"Gotta love the cape!" (Y/N) nudged Kevin's shoulder. "Ow!"
"You smaller weaker superhero should leave and find another planet" Connard crossed his arms.
"We're not doing that!" Shope said.
"Ya, superman wanna be" (Y/N) said. "We ain't going nowhere until you're out of this planet!"
"Ah, well it going to take a long time to take this Incredibly Amazing man off of this planet!" Connard shows his muscles. "And besides you weak Superheroes don't know the meaning of being a superhero. You know, maybe i should just fight the annoying one in this town"
(Y/N) gasped, "Connard, self-harm isn't funny" (Y/N) crossed her arms. "Though, i would be alright if you fight yourself"
The noobs snickered at (Y/N)'s comment. Leave it to (Y/N) to handle this situation.
"Well, you are certainly jealous of me! Now, excuse me" Connard said. "I gotta pick a spot to build any fortness of Awesomness. Incredibly Amazing away!"
Connard flies away while destroying the city's towers which leave the noobs to have their jaws dropped.
~~~~~
Mem and Zen was chasing a Gork while the noobs were watching them.
"What are you guys doing?" Shope looked at the two.
"Playing pin the tail on the Gork!"
"It's fun for us but not so much fun for the Gork!"
The two aliens chased the Gork.
"Ok, we need to figure what to do with Connard!"
Shope and (Y/N) looked at Tyler in amusement.
"Do you even know what Connard means?"
Tyler shook his head, (Y/N) explains to him in a whisper and Tyler chuckled.
"Ok, that does describe him"
"He's gotta like destroy the town like (Y/N) but worse" Roach said. "And he's stealing our thunder"
"Try getting close to Connard and discover what makes him tick" Mem stopped chasing to advice them.
"Then, finds it weakness and expose it." Zen adviced. "So, everyone sees he's a fraud and destroying their town"
"And then, he will leave our town and leave the planet!"
"Sounds reasonable!"
"I don't know about that" (Y/N) said. "Even if they do know about it. They wouldn't believe us anyway. They love Connard and i don't think they realized that Connard is destroying Cornbury"
"Ya, but aren't your uncle and aunt are smarter than most of the people in town?" Shope looked at her.
"Ya, they could tell the public of how much a fraud he is!" Tyler said. "And helping us in the process"
"Ya, but Uncle (U/N) and Aunt (A/N) aren't the mayor and people in this town don't really believe in them or facts. They believe in fantasy more than reality. From their stories, they said that the mayor is..." (Y/N) thought back how (A/N) and (U/N) would come back home, exhausted because of the mayor. "Childish. And besides, my family don't actually trust us"
"WHAT?!"
(Y/N) winced, "Ya"
"Why not?!"
"Because of how we never clean up our messes"
They all thought for a moment, remembering if they actually destroy something.
"Ohhhhh"
"Ok, I guess that's understandable" Shope shrugged.
"Ok, back to the topic!" Tyler said. "What should we do with Connard?"
"Ohh, maybe one of us could be his sidekick" Kevin said. "Who wants to do it? I wanna do it!"
"That's not a bad idea!"
"Agreed," Tyler turned to his friends. "Alright, let's do this!"
(Y/N)'s phone rings and she picks it up.
"Yellow?" (Y/N)'s eyes turned wide. "What?" The rest looked at (Y/N). "WHAT?!"
"What's wrong (Y/N)?" Tyler asked in concern.
*(Y/N)'s P.O.V*
Connard puts his fortress on the middle of the streets! How crazy is he?!?!
"He build his fortress of awesomeness in a middle of main street!" Shope screamed.
"It's kinda cool"
I face palmed at this town stupidity. Where the hell is Aunt (A/N) and Uncle (U/N)?!?
"Just find something that makes him tick" Tyler pointed at Connard.
We were about to walk towards him but we saw Uncle (U/N) and Aunt (A/N) walking towards him too. Finally!!!
"Excuse me, sir-"
Connard cut my uncle off, "Here's a shirt for you, young man!"
Uncle looked emotionless, he threw away the shirt and poke Connard's shoulder.
"Yes, weak civilian?"
Uncle's eye twitched and said, "I'm (U/N) (L/N) and this is my wife (A/N) (L/N). We're gonna have you to move this thing away from the main street"
"Why my Awesome fortress is perfect in here!"
"No, it's not" My aunt said. "Your 'Awesome fortress' isn't allowed to be plant on the middle of the road! Can you even hear the car beeping?!"
"Here's my autograph, sweetie!" Connard gives a sign autograph with his phone number on it. "Call me"
Ok, he crossed the line before my uncle gets to talk. I ran towards them and started to threaten him.
"Listen, Connard!" I took a picture of his face. "If you think that flirting with my aunt, building your fortress in the middle of the road is fine?" I tear the picture into pieces. "You got another thing coming"
Connard laughed at my threat and pats my head.
"Oh how adorable" Connard said. "You think you, weak citizen could scare me? Oh, i'm more powerful than that!"
"Well, this citizen has more common sense than the person in front of her!" I was about to attack him but my Aunt and Uncle hold me back.
"Wow, a fiesty one huh" Connard said. "Alright, don't worry, let's go back on buying my t-shirts with my incredibly amazing face!"
The people cheered and i think i screamed in anger.
"(Y/N) enough! You already threaten him," My aunt said. "What more do you want?"
"For him to leave!"
My friends came over to me and my Uncle and Aunt sighed.
"Why did you all come here?" Uncle (U/N) asked, looking at us.
"Jack told us about the fortress and we wanted to see if it's true" I answered.
"Please don't tell m-"
Tyler interrupted my aunt by saying, "No, we're not fans. In fact we want him to leave and we thought you two would help us"
"As much as we want to help you," My uncle sighed. "We can't do anything"
"Right, we understand" Shope said. "(Y/N) did told us that the people on this town don't believe in facts and they don't really believe in you two"
"Ya" My aunt nodded. "This town is full of dunderheads"
"What should we do then?" Roach looked at my aunt and uncle.
They were quite but they sighed in the end.
"We'll try to find any kind of information on that guy-"
"Connard" My aunt snickered and gave me a high-five.
"Ya, that guy" My uncle rolled his eyes at his wife and my childishness. "We'll find some files while waiting for the Superdudes to stop him"
"Wait, uncle (U/N), you're relying on the Super dudes?" I raised an eye-brow. This is a first. Uncle (U/N) never really like relying on someone. He'd rather do it by himself.
"The Superdudes saved us a lot and in this situation, the Superdudes will have a plan for it and even if i don't exactly like them, I trust them to keep our town safe" Uncle (U/N) said. "Now, we'll be going to our office"
(Y/N) nodded, "Bye guys! Don't be late for dinner!"
"No promises"
(Y/N) pouts but smiled.
"What do you know, your Uncle and Aunt do have faith on us" Tyler looked at (Y/N) who's still smiling.
"Ya"
"Hey, where's Kevin?" Shope looked around.
"He's with Connard!" Roach pointed at Kevin who's in super suit but wearing T-shirt of Connard and he's talking to him.
Tyler, Shope and i looked at each other and shook our heads. We are not telling Roach what Connard really means.
We all say Connard flying away while holding Kevin with him.
"Huh, looks like we're babysitting now" I gave Shope a high five. She's turning into another me. I'm so proud.
"Ok, time to find his weakness!"
~~~~~
Connard fought a fire virus gorilla on a tall tower. He uses his laser eyes to break on top of the tower and the fire virus gorilla falls on top of a car.
"That was so close" I looked at the broken car in fright. I extracted the virus with my extractor while Connard stood in front of the fans, posing at them while Kevin is selling his merch.
We all looked at each other and sighed.
~~~~~
Connard swings a black whale to the bridge which caused the bridge to break in half.
We came to the black whale. I was flying with my rocket boots while Roach was carrying Tyler and Shope.
Tyler extracted the virus and we all gave each other a high five.
We saw Kevin selling his merch while Connard flexes his muscles.
~~~~~
Connard punches an Elephant which caused the Elephant to landed on the ground.
Connard poses for his fans while Kevin sells his merch.
We came to the elephant and Tyler extracted the vi- wait.
"Why isn't this working?" Tyler looked at his extractor.
Shop observes the elephant and gasps, "The elephant is not infected"
"WHAT?!"
"How dare that cruel man do this!" Roach clenched his fist.
They saw the Elephant crying which caused us to feel s
They saw the Elephant crying which caused us to feel sad for the Elephant.
"I'm gonna kill him" I said as i pat the Elephant's head. How dare did Connard fight an innocent animal?!
~~~~~
Connard was flexing his muscles while Kevin is sculpting Connard's statue.
(Y/N) took Kevin to the noobs and Shope asked, "What did you learn?"
"Well, the employee discount is weak an-"
Tyler interrupted Kevin, "Nooo, what did you learn about Connard?"
"And how do we get him off of our planet?" (Y/N) crossed her arms.
"Not gonna happen, he's got million of fans now and he loves his fans" Kevin pointed at Connard. "Well, that's what i think"
Connard was crazily taking money from people and the people took his merch.
"Well, Uncle (U/N) and Aunt (A/N) can't find anything and if that doesn't work." (Y/N) looked at her friends. "What should we do now?"
"I have a plan!" Tyler declared.
"Me too" Roach added.
"Really?"
"No"
"To the Galacticus!"
Tyler teleported them to the Galacticus.
*(Y/N)'s P.O.V*
We teleported at the Galacticus to see Mem and Zen playing tennis table with a real animal.
"Oh noobs, have you find a way to make incredible amazing man leave?" Mem asked, without looking at them.
"Because from my research says he's unstoppable" XR4TI exclaimed.
"Yes," Tyler pointed at his brain. "We're gonna stop him with out brain smarts"
"Ok, that sounds really bad" Zen laughed.
"What does Connard love more than anything?" I smirked.
"Attention and money!" Roach answered.
"Right, he wants to be worship by young and old." Shope said "So, we're gonna give him the biggest audience in the galaxy!"
"Wait, what's the most crowded planet in the Galaxy that's far away from earth?"
"Klinkton 7 has over 10 trillion inhabitants" XR4TI answered for Tyler.
"Who lives there?" i asked to my mentors.
"These guys" Mem picks up the animal. "But there's nothing there but them, crumbled rock and lots of disposable income"
"It's perfect" I smiled at what Shope said. It really it is perfect because the planet describe him perfectly. "Let's go!"
We all teleported to his fortress.
*Third P.O.V*
"Yes and i love you too!" Connard said. "And i'm having a sale today" Connard saw Kevin in his supers suit and said, "There you are, okay boy! The fortress of awesomeness' toilet is back up" Connard gives him a plunger. "How about it?"
"I can't" Kevin said. "Because we've come to say goodbye"
"You're welcome!"
Tyler, Shope, Roach and (Y/N) walks towards them.
"You know that doesn't make any sense?" Shope looked at him.
"All six billions fans on earth love you" (Y/N) said. "And we can't compete"
"So, we're heading off to another planet to find our own fans" Tyler holds (Y/N)'s shoulder for some reason.
"You have smart brains" Connard points at his brain.
"And you have none to begin with" (Y/N) said. "But who do i know since i didn't know how many times you dropped yourself stupid"
"We're going to Klinkton 7 which has 10 trillion fans With disposable income anywhere else would soon be loving us" Roach said in one breath.
They could basically hear a money clink and when they look around to see someone at the cashier counting the money and gives back the change.
"Wait, that sounds bigger to me because i have smart brains too" Connard said aloud which (Y/N) gave him an eye-roll.
"You are an amazing and we're off to find more potential fans and" They walked away. "Bye"
"Not if i go there first and get all of the fans first" Connard said aloud. "Did i say that out loud or did i think that?" Connard didn't care but then he yelled, "Earth place! My work here is done!"
The people awwed while Levi, Jack, (B/N), Uncle (U/N) and Aunt (A/N) sighed in relief.
"But remember, you're welcome!" Connard flies away.
The noobs came back.
"Yes!" Tyler said. "Now, Earth and Cornbury can go back to normal!"
"Let's go home and be lazy" (Y/N) said. "I'm freaking tired now"
"Ya, me too"
They were about to go home but someone called them.
"Wait, super dudes!"
They all looked to see (B/N) calling them.
"Yes, (B- i mean. Citizen?" (Y/N) looked at (B/N) with her eye-brow raised. Shouldn't he be in college?
"I wanted to thank you all for getting rid of Incredible Amazing man away" (B/N) said. "You don't know how much i wanted him to leave"
"No problem, young citizen" Tyler said. "It is our duty to save the earth."
"Now, would you excuse us." Shope said. "We better get going."
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