The Noobiest Place on Earth

We were all watching Kevin being swinged by Mem who has tentacles. Kevin imagines himself in a rollercoaster and he's been yelling NON-STOP.

"Kevin, Kevin!" Mem yelled. "This isn't a Rollercoaster. It's simulated virus beast training"

Kevin didn't hear Mem and he kept cheering.

"Stop pretending to be in a coaster!" Zen snapped.

"Here comes another drop!" Kevin smiled and Mem sighed.

"Fine" Mem dropped Kevin to the ground which he yelped.

Mem transforms back to his normal self.

"All right, who's next?" Kira smiled.

"No one," Tyler answered. "'Cuz how can we train? Now, that we have Rollercoasters on their brain"

"It's bad"

Roach went to Mem and dramatically said, "I got the coaster!"

"Ya," (Y/N) nodded. "I wanted to go to a Rollercoaster for weeks"

Kevin woke up, dazing. "Instead of training here, why don't we train at Funder Wunderland?"

Kevin falls to the ground again and (Y/N) helps him up.

"You can't just drop raining and go to a them park," Mem said. "To ride incredibly fun Rollercoaster"

Kira pouted. "Did you have to say it like that?"

"Okay," Zen admitted. "All i think is all about Rollercoaster!"

"Me too!" Mem admitted and the noobs looked at each other with a smile.

~Third P.O.V~

They all went inside and the noobs yelled, "WE LOVE FUNDER WUNDERLAND!"

"We get it!" Mem/Bob snapped. "You've been screaming that for the last hour"

"Ya, it's getting annoying" Kira/Adira rubbed her head. "Oh yeah, don't forget the prize of going to Funder Wunderland"

The noobs shivered at Kira's/Adira's voice. They prayed that Kira/Adira would take easy on them but oh boy how wrong they were.

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob looked at them in sympathy. They were already close to them but now they're going die because of Kira's/Adira's training.

"Don't think you two would take a break," Kira/Adira said. "You two are gonna train with them too"

The two male aliens shivered in fright at Kira's/Adira glare.

"Now," Zen/Rob changed the subject. "Where are all the Rollercoasters?"

Then a guy came and greeted with them. "Welcome to Funder Wunderland"

The noobs looked at him in excitement while Mem levitates the guy and throws him away which caused him to scream.

Roach and (Y/N) gasped.

"What's the matter?!" Kira looked at (Y/N) in worry.

"Is it the virus?" Zen asked

"It's-It's them!" Roach pointed at the mascots.

'Hater-gator" (Y/N) pointed at the alligator mascot.

"Orange the cat!" Roach pointed at the purple cat mascot.

"And beluniose pete chedderson" (Y/N) and Roach smiled.

The rest looked lost while (Y/N) and Roach cheered.

(Y/N) and Roach takes books and pens from Roach's hair.

Roach and (Y/N) rushed to beluniose pete chedderson and gives the book to him for an autograph.

"Yeah," Mem admitted. "Those things creep me out"

"They do know that they're just people in mascots right?" Kira pointed.

"Nope" The noobs answered

"Why didn't you guys tell them?" Mem looked at the three noobs in confusion.

"It's because we wanted to keep their innocence" Tyler shrugged.

"Ya," Kevin said. "The last time (Y/N) and Roach found out that something they believed in isn't real. They'll cry non-stop"

"Gentleman of the jury, i'm curios. Bare with me" Kira sang.

The three noobs walked towards (Y/N) and Roach.

"Oh Mr. Cheddington! We are such a huge fans of yours and-"

(Y/N) and Roach gasped when they see the three mascots all together.

"IT'S ALL OF THEM"

The three mascots were trying to tell them something by doing charades.

"Uhh," Tyler said. "What are they saying?"

"Uhh," Kevin guessed. "That we should skip the autographs and hit the electric coaster"

The three shook their heads as a no.

"No," Shope said. "They're saying try Funder Wunderland's newest ride it's called"

The noobs looked at what the three mascots were pointing and their eyes widens.

"Count Dropula" (Y/N) had her jaw dropped.

They could hear their screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

"How does it work?" Kevin asked.

They heard a voice that says, "Time for the count down! In 3. 2. 1!"

The guy who worked there pulls the lever which caused the people that rides on the Count Dropula to drop.

They could hear screams and Dracula's evil laughter.

"It looks like fun" Roach stuttered.

Suddenly, Jock came out of nowhere with his two friends who looked ill and terrified. He holds both of Roach's shoulder.

"Never right again," Jock stuttered. "Dropula..so bad.. SO BAD!"

"Damn, that's saying from the guy who didn't run away from a spider" (Y/N) looked at Jock in surprise.

Jock dropped Roach and walks away with his two friends following behind.

The noobs looked scared.

"Ha!" Kevin said breaking the silence. "No ride is too scary for the Supernoobs!"

~~~~~

The noobs were walking at the line of Count Dropula.

"In 3. 2. 1!"

They could hear their screams and the dracula's evil laughter. Their jaws dropped and they looked terrified.

"But," Shope changed the subject. "Maybe we should go to another ride first"

The rest agreed.

"How about the hall of world leaders?"

"That boring animatronic thing with boring history dudes?" Kevin asked. "That's a lame place"

"Ya, the musical is way better!" (Y/N) smiled.

They all nods in agreement.

"And besides nobody goes to that lame thing" Kevin said

~~~~~

"Guys look!" Kira/Adira pointed at the sign of the hall of world leaders. "The hall of world leaders!"

"I don't believe it" Zen/Rob commented.

"Finally," Mem/Bob said. "We can finally talk to the real leaders of earth and deliver the benevolent alliance's warning about the virus"

"It's genius," Zen/Rob said. "Nobody would suspect the leaders of this planet would gather and maintain a theme park"

"And (Y/N) told us that they're all dead" Kira/Adira said.

The three laughed and went inside.

~~~~~

The three looked at the World leaders.

"Greetings World leaders," The three transforms back into their alien form. "We are Memnock, Zenblock and Kira."

"And we are here to discuss a matter of great importance" Zen added

The room turned dark and the light shines on GEORGE WASHINGTON.

"Four score and seven years ago," George washington announced. "Our fathers run-"

Kira interrupted him.

"Um excuse me, earth leaders but in the universe. Cutting off someone who's talking is considered-"

Zen interrupted Kira by saying, "RUDE"

~~~~~

The noobs cheered when the rollercoaster finished.

"Okay," Tyler said. "We rode the rollercoaster"

"So, Now should we ride Count Dropula?" (Y/N) pointed at Count Dropula.

They could hear their screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

The noobs looked scared.

"Or we could save it for later and ride something else" Shope took the theme park map.

They all agreed.

~~~~~

The noobs decided that they wanted to ride the merry-go-round.

"This is actually a really good training for Count dropula" Kevin smiled.

"Oh yeah"

"You know it"

"Excellent training"

"We are smart people"

They heard the screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

They looked terrified again.

"You know what else is good being tall scary ride training"

~~~~~

The boat they were in slowly hits the other boat.

"Ok, we are officially stalling" Tyler crossed his arms.

The noobs looked down in guilt.

~~~~~

They were at the Count Dropula line until they heard the screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

They all looked scared again.

"Maybe," Roach said. "But if you don't ride fellas with the elephant wizards. You're really missing the full Funder Wunderland experience."

"Correct, my good Roach." Kevin said. "Let...us....all...ride...the ride...of magic elephants...and take...our time...walking"

They all slowly walked to the streets.

"Now, we're stalling with slow talk" Tyler stopped walking and crossed his arms at his friends.

"Hey, i'm totally physed to ride the Dropula" Kevin snapped.

"You made us stop and make us drink every water fountain in the park"

"Well you-"

They were stopped by (Y/N) who stood in front of them.

"No more fighting" (Y/N) ordered. "And no more stalling"

"We're gonna ride Count Dropula right now" Shope said. "Let's go!"

They were about to go until They heard the screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

They froze.

~~~~~

They rode the fellas with the elephant wizards.

~~~~~

"And they got stuck on the royal bathtub again-"

Zen groaned. "We are wasting valuable time"

'And when i thought that Thomas Jefferson would be here' Kira thought and stood up.

"Please, world leaders." Kira said. "The fate of your planet is at stake"

Mem walks to the stage and said, "No more boring stories!"

"Are you ready for more world leaders stories?" George Washington accidentally pressed Mem's battle ball which caused it glow red.

Mem gasped. "He activated the battle ball self defense mode"

"All earth leaders get down!" Zen commanded.

The two aliens ducked while the battle ball shoots at the world earth leaders robots.

They were all Robots all along. Oh no~

"Zenblock, Kira." Mem pointed at the robots. "They're robots! You realize what this means"

The two gasped.

"That every world leader has been replaced with an evil robot and we just uncovered the biggest conspirancy in the history of earth" Zen pointed.

"And we know their secrets," Kira said. "Now, they're trying to silence us!"

"Blast them all"

They all turned their battle ball into blasters.

"This is it," Zen said. "You guys and me against an army of androids"

"Well, if we don't make it. There's something i must confess" Kira said. "I was the one who ate the last cream puff"

"WHAT?!?!"

~~~~~

The noobs were at the Count Dropula seat. They buckled up on their seat belts and gulped when they all looked down.

"Ok, we can do this" Tyler nodded.

(Y/N) holds Kevin's hands tightly even though it hurts Kevin's a bit but he was used to it.

"If we can face the virus," Shope said. "We can face the Count-"

They heard a thunder and three viruses landed on the spread smoothie on the floor.

"Uhh," Kevin asked. "Did you say virus?"

The three mascots stomped on the virus juice and they all turned into monsters.

They three mascots roared while the Count Dropula said, "Time for the Count down"

"Virus beast" Tyler thrust his battle ball to his chest and they teleported to the ground.

~~~~~

The cat mascot eats all of the trash from the trash can.

The Hater-Gator tries to scare bit fails miserably cause no one is running away like they used to.

The noobs landed on front of Hater-Gator on their super suits.

"Ok, noobs you know what to do!" Tyler said

"Uhh," The guy said. "I don't remember that this was part of the show but uh Funder Wunderland!"

Shope used her wind to blow him away.

"Thanks" (Y/N) thanked and Shope nodded

"Belonious pete chedderton," Roach said. "Why? Why did it have to be you?"

The mouse mascot just roared at him.

Roach said, "Ya, you're toast"

Roach was about to punch the mouse mascot with his super fist but he got shot by cheese from the mouse mascot's hat.

"Oh no, i got cheese!" Roach cried.

Tyler and (Y/N) looked around to see if there wad any infected mascots but Hater-Gator landed behind them.

Tyler teleported (Y/N) and him behind Hater-Gator.

"Ha, looks like you're too late gator" Tyler got shoved to the pond by the Hater-Gator's tail.

"Oh, no you didn't!" (Y/N) activates her destruction. "I'm gonna put you under the sea!"

(Y/N) tries to punch Hater-Gator but he dodged it with his chest.

(Y/N) continued throwing punches and causing destruction near her place.

Kevin was facing the purple cat mascot.

"We are done fooling around" Kevin said. "You don't scare me monster cat cause i know you're scared of monster dog!"

Kevin transforms into a tiny bird. Terrible timing really.

"Wow, huge-" The purple cat mascot takes Kevin and was about to it. "But at least i could fly!" Kevin flies away from the cat's grip.

Tyler who finally got out of the puddle got pushed by Kevin. They both screamed and landed on Roach and they're all stuck on cheese.

"Hi guys," Roach greeted. "This is really sticky cheese"

(Y/N) landed near Shope and they were both ready to fight.

"Fellas, lighten up. It's a theme park." Shope said. "Go on a ride or maybe get shope-stunged!"

She took electricity from a nearby street light and blasted at the three mascots but the three mascots turned bigger and they all roared.

"Wow, another huge fail" (Y/N) said.

"Shut up!" Shope said as they both ran away from the mascots. "I don't see you do anything"

The mascots were almost getting closer.

"They're getting closer" Shope said.

"Not on my watch!" (Y/N) created an explosion towards the mascots which caused them to get shoved to the wall.

"Nice" Shope complimented.

"I try"

The mascots healed quickly and chased after them.

Shope and (Y/N) has a dead end and the mascots were surrounding them.

The two girls looked up to see that they were in front of the Count Dropula.

"And now to escape!" (Y/N) announced.

Shope pressed the elevator button and the two went inside.

The two finally arrived to the top and looked down.

"Wait a minute" Shope said. "Darn it!"

The mascots arrived at the top by climbing.

"Damn," (Y/N) said. "They climb fast"

"And now to" Shope started and looked at (Y/N) who nods at her.

"HELP!!!" (Y/N) and Shope screamed.

~~~~~

The boys who heard their girls cried of help.

"We have to save the girls" Tyler said. "HANG ON!"

~~~~~

The three teleported to the seats of the Count Dropula.

"Oh, perfect" Kevin sarcastically said. "And we're stuck"

The mascots started walking slowly to the noobs.

"Ok, i guess there's only one thing left to do" Shope said.

Shope and (Y/N) sits beside Roach and Shope uses her magnet power to pull the lever which caused all of them to drop including the mascots cause they followed them.

The boys screamed while the the girls cheered. They saw that the mascots dropped to the ground harshly.

"Ohhh, that gotta hurt" (Y/N) winced as they all nodded.

~~~~~

The three aliens were outside and shooting the robots while they saw three infected mascots landed on the ground harshly.

"Ok, this day is full of surprises" Zen said.

The three aliens turned their blasters into extractors and they extract the virus.

"Get back, you evil world leader robot!" Kira shoots the robot with her blaster.

"The earth is lucky to have us" Mem smiled and the two nodded.

The noobs cheered when they walked to their alien mentors.

"You have got to do it!" Kevin smiled.

"Do what?" Mem asked. "We just save your planet again"

"Ya," Kira said. "We blasted the world leaders robot for the earth."

"Wait what?" (Y/N) sweat dropped.

"You have got to ride the scariest ride on the planet" Tyler smiled.

"Oh please," Zen said. "There is nothing on this planet that scares us"

"Then you'll ride Count Dropula with us?"

"Of course," Kira said. "We'll ride with you"

"Huh," Zen said. "What is it?"

"It's that!" Shope pointed at the Count Dropula. They could hear the people's screams and the dracula's evil laughter.

~~~~~

They all ride the fellas with elephant wizards.

"Trust us," Mem said. "This is really good training for Count Dropula"

"We know"

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