The noobs were watching Entertainment Wow at Tyler's TV.

"Entertainment Wow, right now." News Anchor announced. "Tonight, action hero Arno Hoggenclobben is back."

"Yes, he's back!" Roach cheered

"Can't believe it" (Y/N) chuckled.

"But does he still have what it takes in Hard Destiny 12?"

The TV shows a Footage of Arno Hoggenclobben running with two guys.

"Quickly... we all must get to... the... the core!" Arno ran and wrapped his arms around the two guys shoulders.

The alarms started blaring and two guys quickly ran leaving Arno behind to fall down.

"Nope. Arno does not still have it." Shope crossed her arms.

"And now a look at this season's most anticipated new show, Super Dudes." News Anchor smiled.

"Super what?" Kevin's eyes widened.

"Five kids like you, except they have super-powered power balls. Meet Skyler, The Broach, Kevina, (F/N) and Shope." The TV shows a footage of the so called "Superdoods"

"They're not like us." Tyler paused the TV. "They are us!"

"They didn't even change my name!" Shope pouted, clearly upset that she's the only one who didn't change her name.

"Why is mine wearing makeup?!" (Y/N) pointed at the screen. She looked at her actress but with more make up and elderly. "She looked like a haunted christmas!"

"I'm being played by a mustache man." Roach frowned. His actor looked way older than he thinks.

"And I'm being played by a girl?!" Kevin practically screamed. He couldn't believe that the one who played him is gonna be a girl.

"Okay, calm down." Tyler said. "They didn't say anything about Mem, Zen and Kira, so it's probably just a crazy coinci... dence..."

(Y/N) played the TV.

"You'll also meet Nen, Nez and Mira, the gang's dashing alien coaches played by Sly Looney, Derek Ditt and Difa Brooks."

"Who the fuck are Sly Looney, Derek Ditt and Difa Brooks?" (Y/N) titled her head. She never heard those names before.

"Wait." Shope said. "You don't think they had anything to do with this, do you?"

~~~~~

The noobs went to the Galacticus to see that their three aliens trainers were busy wearing director clothes.

"Whatever you want, make it quick." Zen said. "We're running late."

"Tell us you don't have anything to do with the new action TV series called The Super Dudes." Tyler sighed.

"Know it?" Mem then took out a microphone and yelled through it, "We created it!"

"Are you... nuts?!" Shope screamed.

"No." Zen said. "We're just tired of saving this planet's butt and perhaps want to enjoy some of its rewards."

The three aliens transformed into their human versions.

"Like Showbiz baby!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Kira, i thought you were smarter than them!" Shope looked at Kira. She thought that the alien women would've stopped them.

"Well, i did declined at first but-"

(Y/N) interrupted Kira, "They said it could make money and you're also excited for this, aren't you?"

"No, i don't," Kira the sighed. "Well... Yeah"

"Plus, Mem always wanted to direct, and we are really good at selling Earth TV shows." Zen/Rob smiled.

*Flashback*

"That's stupid!" Kira sighed.

Mem and Zen were explaining about making an Earth TV show about the noobs

"Don't you think it could blow their cover and-" Kira stopped talking when she saw money on Zen's hands.

"If we make it a big hit, we could have all the glorious money" Zen gave her 10$ and Kira's eyes sparkled.

She then thought on how she could swim on a pool of money and how much she could spend.

"And don't worry about it too much, they'll never know about who the noobs are anyway." Mem said. "We could change their names or something else. They're dumb anyway"

"What do you say?" Zen smiled.

Kira thought for a moment.....

~~~~~

"It's got action and adventure and this cool sign and real looking aliens." Kira/Adira smiled while Mem and Zen hold the Councilman upside down.

​​​​​​"I love it! You guys are geniuses!" The Councilman nervously laughed.

So, basically Kira, Mem and Zen threatened the Council man to make their movies. No wonder, TV shows nowadays are getting worst.

*Flashback ended*

"That's not being good." (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Yeah it is." Mem said. "Now back away, 'cause we are... rolling!"

The three aliens trainers went into the golf cart and drives out of the Galacticus.

"So we all agree." Tyler said. "We're gonna sneak onto the set, investigate the show, and possibly destroy it."

"Yep."

~~~~~

At the studio, The noobs were watching the Super dudes scene.

The bell rings as Skyler's actor did a somersault and starts to talk with Broach's actor who is holding a gun. Skyler scoffs.

"We'll never make it!" Skyler's actor said. "Our species is just too stupid and weak!"

"And... cut! Perfect!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Perfect?" Tyler said. "That was horrible!"

"Ya, this is horrible than us making excuses on training" (Y/N) said. "And that's saying something"

"Wrong again!" Zen/Rob said. "Okay, onto the scene where Nen and Nez save the Super Dudes, then get there own toy line!" Zen/Rob showed the noobs their toys.

"Golf cart time!" Mem/Bob cheered and they rides on the golf cart.

"You can't make a show based on us without our permission!" Shope screamed.

"Yes, we can."

"And I refused to be played by a girl!" Kevin screamed.

"Strong girl characters mean more girl viewers!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"I don't know, if i should cringe or laugh at this ridiculousness on you guys making a TV show based on us" (Y/N) rolled her eyes. "This show sounds like a fanfic"

"Try both" Kira/Adira smiled and (Y/N) rolled her eyes. "And besides, your life is a fanfic"

"Maybe the show will be great and we're getting upset for nothing." Roach smiled.

"You'll love it." Zen/Rob said. "Check out the scene where the Super Dudes start crying." Zen/Rob threw giving the script to (Y/N). The three aliens trainers drives away leaving gas to the noobs as they coughed.

"Okay." Kevin said. "Find the losers that are playing us and get this show canceled because we do not cry!"

"Right." Tyler said. "We are cool."

'No, we're not. We're a bunch of noobs' (Y/N) thought

~~~~~

Tyler knocked on the door, someone opened which revealed to be Skyler's actor.

"What?" Skyler's actor deadpanned.

"Yeah, I'm a friend of the director and--"

Skyler's actor interrupted Tyler with a scoff, "They told me I wouldn't have to deal with people like you until the convention."

"Yeah, see... I don't talk like that, which means you're doing the part all wrong."

Skyler's actor scoffed again, "Doing the part wrong? I invented the part!" Skyler's actor's eyes turned wide.

"Wait, I'm an insecure actor. Ahh! I'm doing it wrong!" Skyler's shuts the door and cries which made Tyler smirked.

Suddenly a door opened which revealed Mem/Nob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira in their golf carts.

"We know what you're trying to do." Zen/Rob deadpanned.

"And as TV moguls, we not only have cool, tiny golf carts, we also have..." Kira smirked.

"Security!" Mem yelled, through the microphone as they rides the golf cart to another room.

Then a security guard came in and cracks his knuckles.

"Cool..." Tyler screamed and ran.

~~~~~

They were just growling at each other back and forward.

"La-la-la-la!" Roach hummed.

"All right, creepy kid!" Broach's actor said. "I've got not time for this! I've got a family to feed! And I'm needed on set for the big crying scene."

"Yeah, I'm afraid I can't let you do that." Roach started in a fighting stance.

"Security!"

The security guard came with Tyler holding him upside down.

"Uh... run now, 'cause this guy is fast." Tyler advised.

The security guard smiled which Roach screamed and ran.

Until they heard a yell, "WHAT?!?!"

~~~~~

"Look, sweetie i told you, I don't care what you say." (F/N)'s actress said. "I know that you're just jealous of me being awesome and prettier than you."

'This bitch has confidence and an overlap of ego' (Y/N)'s eyes twitched. 'She's worst than Aunt (A/N) and Diana combined' (Y/N) sighed. "Listen you little bi-beautiful person." Stopping herself from cursing. "I just said that you are fired. That is the sentence of what i just said, i'm not saying i'm jealous or whatever the fu-"

"Security!"

A Security guard came in who is holding Tyler and Roach.

"Yeah, don't even try running" Roach advised.

"Well, time to do what i usually do" (Y/N) started in a fighting stance.

~~~~~~

Shope walked towards the Shope's actress.

"Hi, Shope." Shope smiled. "Uh, my name's Shope too. How 'bout that? Heh heh. Weird. Anyway, show's canceled, you're fired."

Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira came in on a golf cart.

"Security again!"

A security guard came in, who is holding Tyler, (Y/N) and Roach.

"Just give up" (Y/N) advised.

~~~~~

"Look, you can't have a girl play a dude part." Kevin said. "So... bye."

Kevina's actress pulled his shirt close to her face. "You got a problem with girls, dude?"

"At the moment?" Kevin asked, straining. 'Yes. I would have to say yes."

"Hey!/Yellow!"

Kevin turned to see a security guard holding his friends.

"Oh. Looks like my ride is here." Kevin deadpanned.

~~~~~~

They all got kicked out. Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira came to them still driving the golf cart.

"Okay." Tyler said. "You guys have clearly got some sort of Earth showbiz fever and are not thinking straight, and it's gotta stop now."

"Perhaps, but we can't." Mem/Bob shrugged.

"Yeah, 'cause once you've gone golf cart..." Zen/Rob then said in a microphone. "There's really no going back."

"Yeah, and a personal showbiz security guard who shows up when you say..." Kira/Adira smiled.

"Security!"

The Security guard crashed through the wall and came to them.

"Oh, he's so big." Zen/Rob said. "We met him in the parking lot next to what looked like a meteor pod."

"Did you say 'Meteor pod'?" Shope titled his head.

"Yeah, why?" Mem/Bob then realized his mistake. "Uh-oh."

The security guard growled and his sunglasses broke which his eyes showed that he was infected.

"Well, that explains his massive size." Kira/Adira commented.

The Security Guard growled and turns into a virus beast.

"And massiver size!" Roach screamed.

The beast shot lasers from his eyes to the noobs which they screamed and dodged. It hit to the green screen?

"You gotta pay for that and i'm charging it to your debt" Kira/Adira wrote on her black note book.

Kyoya who?

"You know, this is all terrifying, but man, what a good scene!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Oh, right! The psycho security guard blast the Noobs, and then they say..." Zen/Rob was about to write on his script only for them to notice that they're gone.

"Where'd they go?"

~~~~~

The noobs ran towards the screening room.

"Okay gang." Tyler said. "Time to go battle ball!"

They all thrust their battle balls into their chest. Their attire changed into their battle suits and do a cool pose.

"Wait." Kevin said. "Where are we?"

Then they heard a mechanical whirring and it shows that the beast was behind them.

"In danger." Shope said. "We are in danger."

Security Guard beast growled.

"Then press buttons on the battle balls!"

They all pressed their battle ball.

Tyler teleported, Shope felt electricity around her, Roach flies everywhere, (Y/N) made an explosion which caused her to fall back and be unconscious. Lastly, Kevin turns to a black panther who caught (Y/N) and ran.

"Roach rocket!"

(Y/N) woke up and saw that she was on Kevin's back. She blushed and holds onto him, not wanting to let go while stroking his fur.

"Wait. There's five of us and only one of him. Why are we running away?" (Y/N) stroke his fur. 'So soft!' She then smell him and clutched her nose. 'But his hygiene says otherwise'

"Right! It's not like he's got an army he can infect that's as powerful as us!" Kevin blushed. "Ok, keep stroking it, it's good!" (Y/N) blushed and stopped. "Wait!" Kevin stopped running.

~~~~~

There was a knock on Skyler's actor's door and he answered it.

"Ooh. Check out that makeup." Skyler's actor commented. "Very real and-" A laser shot him which he screamed and turned into a virus beast. "Destroy the Earth now."

Kevina's actor and (F/N)'s actor came and a laser shot them and turned them into a virus beast.

Then Shope's actor and Broach's actor came.

"Am I the only one who thinks this infected thing doesn't make sense?" Shope's actor looked through the script.

They all got blasted by the laser and turned them into a virus beast too.

"Destroy this world."

~~~~~

The lights turned on and the Virus beasts came with the actors and actresses being infected. You know, you're totally typical tuesday.

"Author-chan, it's wednesday" (Y/N) smiled.

Ah shit.

The noobs walked towards them and Roach fell back.

"Wow." Roach smiled. "It's like we're fighting ourselves, only it's not ourselves 'cause it's beasts that look like ourselves."

Then Mem/Bob, Zen/Ron and Kira/Adira came with the golf cart.

"Yeah. Not our best hire." Mem/Bob crossed his arms.

The Security Guard shot lasers to the golf cart which made the three aliens trainers came out.

"Ahh! You trashed my golf cart!" Zen/Rob cried

"I'M ADDING THAT TO YOUR DEBT!" Kira wrote it to her notebook

'She acting like Kyoya from Ouran high school host club now?' (Y/N) thought. 'But more violent?'

"Your world ends now." Kevina's actor glared.

"How is this fair?" Kevin said. "'Cause I can't hit girls!"

'Ya because it's abusive' (Y/N) thought, sarcastically. 'But a girl hitting a boy is soooooo fine'

Kevin's actor took him and hits him to ground repeatedly which he grunted.

"In this case, you can make an exception." Shope whispered towards him.

Kevin stood up and transformed into a.... Gorilla.

He punched Kevina's actor to the face and she was shoved to the wall.

"Sorry!" Kevin apologized but smiled. "Man, gorillas are cool."

Tyler teleported to where Kevina's actress were. "So is teleporting!" Tyler extracted the virus and she turns back to normal.

"Oh! Man, you can't write this stuff!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Ya, we really need to record it!" Kira/Adira smiled.

"Super turbo battle" Zen/Rob said. "Action!" Zen/Rob continued through the microphone.

"Just so you know, I can read minds too." Skyler's actor said. "So I know what you're thinking."

"I knew that...Duh." Tyler shrugged.

Skyler's actor shot lasers from his eyes at him which he dodges.

"You know what I'm thinking?" Mem/Bob smirked.

"We need a better background?" Zen/Rob smiled, changing the background to a volcano theme.

"Oh! That really captures the moment." Kira/Adira smiled brightly.

"Well, Did you know that I know that you don't know that I can do this?" Tyler took his battle ball and turns it into a blaster

"I did not know that." Skyler's actor blinked and Tyler shot him, Skyler's actor screamed and got shoved to the wall.

"I got this one." Kevin extracted the virus which turned him back to normal.

"Ooh, that was good." Zen said. "But can you do it again, but with more attitude?"

"No!"

"Looks like i'm still better than you!" (F/N)'s actor punched her which (Y/N) dodged and smirked

"Oh really?" (Y/N) felt her hand and hair glows which made (F/N)'s actor eyes turned wide. "Let's see if you can handle this!" (Y/N) pressed her battle balls and her hands created a sparks of explosion and aimed it towards (F/N)'s actor which caused her to get shoved through the wall. "Boom boom bitch! Take notes!" (Y/N) smirked

"Oooo, iconic line but slightly overused" Kira said. "Try another one"

"I'd like to see you doing better!" (Y/N) snapped with a glare.

Tyler extracted the virus and turns her back to normal.

"Looks like your story ends here!" Shope's actor smirked.

"Actually, I prefer a more picturesque setting." Shope uses wind to the screen paper and tied Shope's actor like a sushi roll. "And now, time for your Close up!" Shope yelled as Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira came shoving her to the wall with the security guard beast.

"Did you see how we did that?" Zen asked. "With the crane?"

"We're mad at you!" Shope glared.

(Y/N) and Kevin extracted the virus and turned them back into normal.

"Four down, one to go." Tyler smiled.

"I am sorry, but I have to stop you now." Roach smiled.

"Eh. Too on the nose. Use a better line like 'Time to blow you away.'" Mem/Bob smirked.

"No! 'Tick-tock! Time's up.'" Zen/Rob smirked.

"Meh. Ooh! 'Time's up, baby.'" Kira/Adira smiled as Broach's actor and Roach looks at each other shrugs

"Baby? He's not a baby." Zen/Rob said. "He's a grown boy."

Tyler holds (Y/N)'s hand which made her confused and teleported near Roach.

"No more lines! Just..." Tyler looked at (Y/N) for her to continue.

"Super fist!" (Y/N) cheered.

Roach increased his fist and punched Broach's actor.

"Oh, crud" Broach's actor cursed and he got shoved to the wall which he grunts in pain.

Then Tyler who is still holding (Y/N)'s hand teleported to him, (Y/N) extracted the virus and he turned back to normal.

"You can let go now" (Y/N) smiled, looking at Tyler's hand which he quickly lets go and blushed.

"And cut!" Zen/Rob said through the microphone.

The bells rings.

"That is a wrap, folks." Mem/Bob smiled.

"I can't believe you filmed the whole thing and didn't help us!" Kevin glared.

"Well, we always wanted to direct." Kira said. "Plus, you saved us a bundle in special effects!"

"Yeah." Zen/Rob said. "And when the network sees this action-packed show, they will love it! And we will get a new golf cart."

"Wait." Tyler said. "What about keeping our identities a secret?"

"Hey, it's not about us anymore, buddy." Mem/Bob said. "It's about giving the public the great entertainment they so richly deserve."

"And a golf cart." Zen/Rob smiled.

"Oh, you also have to pay for the damages" Kira/Adira smiled

"WHAT?!?!" The noobs' eyes widened.

"To the network!" The three aliens trainers went to the network.

"Yeah, they've lost their minds." (Y/N) sighed.

"When everyone back in Cornbury watches it, we're toast." Shope sighed.

~~~~~

The noobs and three aliens trainers were watching Entertainment Wow at Tyler's TV.

"And in other entertainment news, the planned series, Super Dudes has been canceled due to what execs are calling creative differences." The News anchor announced.

"They said the battle scenes 'Weren't realistic enough'!" Mem grumbled.

"But they accept the Emoji movie?" (Y/N) laughed. "Ha! I swear. At least, your show is better than that garbage thing called a movie"

"And that four ordinary kids could never get special powers like that." Zen grumbled.

"Makes sense." Roach commented

"Wait, where's Kira?" Shope looked around.

"She's at the corner saying that she lost money or something?" Tyler pointed at the corner.

They all looked at Kira who is at the corner growing mushrooms from her head.

"No more money for me. I wanted money. I've lost my money. I'm never getting my money." Kira muttered as the mushroom grows when the word 'Money' is involved.

They all turned around not wanting to disturb... That.

"I mean, who would watch a show about five dorky seventh graders who get battle balls?" Tyler smiled.

"And fight invading virus beasts?" Kevin joked.h

The noobs, Mem, and Zen laughed.

"Ya, or a fanfiction about a girl who also gets a battle ball with secret powers that she doesn't know yet and 3 love interest who falls for her which she has to choose just one" (Y/N) laughed.

They all joined in the laughter except Kira who is still sulking at the corner.

"Uhh..." Tyler looked at the 4th wall.