Super Natural Noob
Mem came to the living room in his apron while holding a tray of shmorph cakes. Zen was reading a newspaper while Kira was reading (Y/N)'s notebook that (Y/N) told her not to read it again but she did it anyway.
"I just made a batch of my famous shmorph cakes!" Mem shows the tray of shmorph cakes and Zen takes a bite and spits it out.
"They are terrible!" Zen takes another cake.
Kira smirked, "Are you sure you guys aren't married?" The two aliens ignored her which she scoffed. "Well, then"
"Well, the noobs like them" Mem looked around to search the noobs but they were nowhere to be found. "Where are they?"
"They're in the backyard battling a swamp of infected beast." Zen pointed at the window, which the three looked through to see the noobs were outside, screaming and being stunged by bees.
"Oh that sounds terrible" Mem gasped.
Zen pressed a button to make the music sounds louder.
"Oh ya, that sounds better" Mem nodded. "And you don't want to help them, Kira?"
"They need to learn to be independent and i don't want to spoil them too much." Kita shrugged. "Besides they've been slacking off this week. So, it's nice to know they're doing hero work once in awhile"
~~~~~
The noobs finished fighting the swamp viruses and they came back to the house with bruises and bumps from bee stungs everywhere on their body.
"Whatever are they going to say, i'm not looking forward to it" Zen sighed.
The noobs started to complain.
"I feel like they're trying to tell us something" Mem looked at the two Aliens.
"WE NEED A BREAK!!" Shope practically screamed.
"Infected bees, infected badgers, infected birds! It's like we're going through the alphabet" Tyler c
"I can't take the another attack, man!" Kevin cried
"I just want to sleep the night away or watch netflix and sleep!" (Y/N) then realized. "And-wait is that my book?!?"
Kira whistled innocently.
Roach was about to say something but he passed out.
"Well, good news supernoobs." Mem said. "The XR4TI is calculated you have 48 hours and no virus pods coming to earth"
Which causes a cheer from the noobs.
"So, what do you guys want to do with your time off?" Kira leaned next to a wall.
"Name it anything!" Zen smiled.
"Perhaps something relaxing, something to help you get away from it all" Mem suggested.
"Camping!" Tyler, Shope, Roach cheered.
'Sleeping at my home or hanging out with Levi, Alana, Jack and Candy. Those two are good suggestions, i haven't have a proper sleep in a long time and it's been a long time since i hang out with those four'
"Anything but camping" Kevin said.
"You are totally out voted" Shope rolled her eyes.
"I know that!"
"Wait, (Y/N) hasn't saying anything, maybe she have an idea" Everyone looks at her and they saw a focused expression on (Y/N)'s face. "Uhh, (Y/N)?"
"(Y/N)! (Y/N)! (Y/N)!" Roach poked her shoulder.
"Dude! Come back to reality!" Kevin said. "I know it sucks but still!"
Shope thought for a while until she had a plan. "Hey (Y/N), what are you cooking for dinner tonight?" (Y/N) looked at shope with a smile on her face.
"Oh yeah, i almost forgot about that." (Y/N) said. "Maybe beef stew or-"
"Or go camping with us tommorow?" Kira smiled nervously which (Y/N) looked at her friends expressions in confusion.
~~~~~
Kevin looks around carefully as he moves from tree to tree while the others walk normally.
"So, tell us more about this camping?" Mem asked, looking at the noobs.
"Well, it's a chance to get outdoors and get next to nature" Tyler shrugged.
"And cook smores" Roach smiled.
"Please tell me that you packed more than just marshmallows" (Y/N) winced.
"Why would i do that?" Roach asked. "And besides you always brings extra camping stuff"
"Eh, true" (Y/N) shrugged.
"What did you bring?" Kira asked, raising an eyebrow. (Y/N) had two big bags on her hands but she wasn't having any trouble of carrying it.
"You know the usual. Camping gear, food for a few weeks, medicine, books, weapons, several rolls of wire, a rope, extra tents, trapping stuffs, Extra clothes for each of us, blankets, Ramen, flashlights, batteries, cooking supplies, hunting gears, fresh meat, fish gears, a boat, and an umbrella." (Y/N) said. "Oh and some playing cards"
"A boat?" Tyler asked. "You brought a boat?"
"Oh right, sorry. I meant an Inflatable boat" (Y/N) chuckled and everybody looked at her like she had two heads. "What? My family taught me that It's good to be prepared. You never know what you need in a few days"
"We're just staying here for the night and we don't need that stuffs, we've got our own bags for a reason" Shope pointed at their bags.
"Oh well, then you don't want to read a book called 'A Study in pink'. You know the one where Sherlock-" Shope gasped and takes the book from (Y/N)'s hands and puts it on her bag which made (Y/N) smirked.
"Oh and for some reason Kevin hates camping" Shope pointed at Kevin.
"Oh, i don't hate camping" Kevin comes out a bush and did a somersault towards the tree. "I HATE camping"
"Then why does Kevin HATE camping?" Zen looked at the noobs.
"Because he's afraid of the cornbury monster" Tyler shrugged.
"The cornbury monster that sounds scary." Mem said. "Is it scary?"
"What scary is that how many believe of a mythical creature who's haunted the cornbury forest for a hundred of years" Shope sighed.
"Oh it's real!" Kevin said. "I know because i've seen it!"
"Here we go" Shope rolled her eyes.
"It all started when we were at the flying squirrel scouts" Kevin started.
*Flashback*
Little Kevin was seating on the log while the others went fishing.
"And everyone left to go fishing but i was distracted by this rock that looked like a giant butt" Kevin narrated.
"Wait, i was there too remember." (Y/N) said, in a voice over. "I was playing with the butterflies when everyone went fishing"
As a memory of little (Y/N) chasing butterflies at the dark appeared.
"Oh ya" Kevin remembered that a little (Y/N) was there too.
"Just get to the story!"
"Ok, fine. Then i heard a rustling in the woods and i looked up and-"
Little Kevin and (Y/N) screamed with (Y/N) hugging Kevin in fear as he hugged her protectively.
*Flashback ended*
After Kevin screamed, he finishes the story. "That image haunts me everyday"
"It's still not real" Tyler said, putting his bag on the ground.
Kevin quickly goes to (Y/N) and clinged on her waist, "(Y/N) believe me! She saw it too! Right (Y/N)?"
"Well, i was six at that time and my imagination was running wild" (Y/N) admitted. "But i do recall seeing a big beast with you"
"Ha-Ha told you she saw it too!" Kevin pointed at the others.
"Did you really saw it?" Shope asked. "I mean it could be mistaken as a bear or some other animal"
"Well if you believe that there's a virus that could make anything evil and aliens from outer space who could control the battle balls." (Y/N) said. "I don't see why not to believe the legendary cornbury monster?"
"Cool," Zen commented. "What other scary stories are out here?"
"Oh, there's the cornburry masher, the cornbury mummy, the corn-" Kevin shoved Roach's mouth with smores to prevent him from talking more.
"That's it!" Kevin said. "I'm freaked out than it is and why didn't we bring our battle balls?"
"Because there is no virus on the earth in the next 48 hours" Shope answered. "And there is no Cornbury monster"
"And if we have our battle balls," Tyler said. "We won't be taking a break"
"So relax and have some delicious smor-" Roach stopped talking when he heard Kevin screaming.
He was stuck in a spider web.
"Spider web! Or it's a not spider web and it's a sticky trap made by the Cornbury monster" Kevin screamed as the spider looked at the 4th wall, confusingly.
"Okay, maybe we should just go back to camping" Tyler sighed, tired of Kevin's Bullshit.
~~~~~
Shope, (Y/N), Tyler and Roach were working on their tents, Kira, Mem and Zen sitting down on the log and looking at the campfire while Kevin...
"Just so you know," Kevin said. "I'm gonna prove that the cornbury monster is real" Kevin smirked. "Then you all say 'Sorry Kevin, you are right!'" Kevin said, in a girly voice. "Then i'll say 'Ha ha! Ha! Ha!'"
"Short but effective" Shope sat beside (Y/N) near the campfire.
It was silent for awhile until Kira spoke up, "So, when do we start camping?"
"We've started." Tyler said. "This is camping"
"But you said camping was fun" Zen said.
"Yeah," Mem said. "we're just sitting on old dead trees"
"Camping stinks!" Zen yelled which cause Kevin to came out of nowhere and yell out a, "Told you!"
"Maybe there's something we can do" Kira looked at the noobs.
"Why don't you guys try fishing?" Shope smiled.
"I have the supplies right here!" (Y/N) took out the supplies.
"Great, i love it." Mem said. "How do you do this fishing?"
~~~~~
The three alien trainers wears the fishing vest and a fishing hats on their heads. In their hands, they were holding fishing rods and a a basket full of fishing gears.
"So, wait." Zen said. "We use the plastic food to trick fish into getting to the hook and then we eat them"
"Correct" The four noobs nodded.
"Do we really need these kind of stuff?"
"Yup!"
"Fine, i'll do it"
"To the large wet area."
"Lake, it's called a lake" Kira deadpanned.
The three teleported to the lake.
Out of nowhere, Kevin ran to his friends, screaming.
"What?" Shope asked, clearly annoyed.
~~~~~
Kevin showed his friends big footprints on the ground. "Look at that Cornbury monster footprint that could only be left by the cornbury monster"
"It is a large footprint" Roach commented.
"Yeah, as in a bear's footprint which is also large" Shope crossed her arms.
(Y/N) takes her bag and took out a book about animal's footprints. "Well, it compares on which bear. It says that the right hind track of an average black bear is 2.8 - 8 in (7.6 - 20.4 cm) long (maximum measurement includes heel pad) and 2.5 - 6.9 in (6.3 - 17.5 cm) wi-" .
Tyler interrupted her. "No need to explain it, (Y/N). Now grab scaredy boy and let's go back to camp and relax"
The four noobs walk back to camp carrying a whiny Kevin.
Unaware that a dark red eyes beast watched the noobs walk away. Let's just hope that the red eye beast didn't watched them shower.
~~~~~
Mem, Zen and Kira were on the inflatable boat, trying to catch some fish but none of them succeeded.
"Why aren't we catching any fish?" Mem asked, looking at the two Aliens.
"I think it's because we're on top of the water and the fish are under the water" Zen shrugged.
"Makes sense" Kira turned the boat upside down and started fishing under water.
"Now this is fishing!" Mem smiled.
~~~~~
"I did it!" Roach holds a stick which holds a mountain of s'mores."I made the the tallest s'mores in history!" Roach laughed in victory but sadly, the s'mores fell on him. "Awww but yum!" Roach looked at his friends. "Who wants body s'mores?"
"Uh, i'll pass" Shope waved and Tyler took a bite.
After a couple of minutes, they smell a delicious fragrance, it was (Y/N)'s beef kebab.
"Where did you get that meat?" Tyler asked, confused on how did she get the meat.
"And why?" Shope asked, clearly confused on why would she bring it.
"I got it from home" (Y/N) smiled. "So, we could eat it together, you dinguses"
Kevin came out in a disguise of a bush.
"No need to worry my friends to keep us safe and to finally capture the cornbury monster." Kevin said. "I constantly place booby traps all around our camp location!"
"Kevin!" Tyler said. "This cornbury monster madness has to stop! Try to enjoy camping. Roach's body s'mores!"
Roach tuck his sleeves on Kevin's mouth.
"Yo Tyler!" (Y/N) called. "Can you taste this for me?"
Tyler walked towards to her only halfway through, he got trapped on a net which made him screamed.
"Good trap"
"Don't worry Tyler! Help is on the waAAAYYY!" Roach took a step only he fall on a deep hole that Kevin made. "A trap"
"Ok, which is safe for me to walk?" Shope looked around.
"Don't worry, i remember all the traps are and will come to yo-" Kevin took a step and a rope pulls him over a branch and some bushes which he screams and (Y/N) and Shope luckily dodge it.
"Phew, that was clos-" The log Shope was sitting at made her jump and tackles Tyler which made them scream and falls to the hole where Roach was.
"Good trap!" Kevin was hanging upside down and (Y/N) helped the three out of the hole.
"I know what you're thinking," Kevin said. "You wanna check where the footprints go"
"If it will get you to stop obsessing about this monster so we can enjoy camping then yes." Tyler said. "Let's go"
~~~~~
The noobs followed the giant footprints till the end, to see an inflatable boat floating upside down.
"Should we be worried?" Tyler asked, pointing at the boat.
"No need actually. Mem, Zen and Kira have Aquatic Respiration." (Y/N) said, which causes the four noobs to look at her and ask for more information. 'Oh my god is this how to feel of being smart like Shope. It may be useful but quite annoying.' (Y/N) sighed. "The power is not a battle ball ability but is rather a natural ability that all of Kira, Mem and Zen's species use, which suggest that Kira, Mem and Zen have gills in their systems that they use along with lungs to breathe on either water or air."
On cue, The boat turned right side up which Mem, Zen and Kira appeared to be stuck on ropes with each other.
"Ok, we're on Kevin on this"
"Ya! We hate camping too!" Zen nodded.
"It's frustrating!" Kira struggled to let go but can't.
"And did you guys see the Cornbury monster?" Kevin asked, his mentors.
"No. All we've seen are obnoxious fish" A fish sprayed water to Mem from it's mouth to his face.
"Ya and that giant infected meteor crashing towards earth" Zen gestured towards the meteor.
"Uh-oh"
The meteor crashed to the lake which made Mem, Zen and Kira fly towards the land and landed on it, Harshly.
"What's going on?" Tyler said. "You said no infections for 48 hours!?"
"No, we said no infections for 4 to 8 hours" Mem said. "But i understand your confusion"
"And what about the fact our battle balls are back at the ship!" Shope gestured towards them.
"Yeah, ok sorry, that's a problem too" Zen admitted.
"Great," Kevin said. "Now we have to worry about the Cornbury Monster and whatever is infected"
Bubbles appeared on the river which reveal a small turtle. "This doesn't looks so bad" A giant scary turtle revealed itself as it roared."Ya, Ok. It's bad"
"Still there's 8 of us and only one of him" Kira said as the infected turtle took a hook which attaches to Mem, Zen and Kira and threw it away which made them flies across the lake.
"Make that 5!" Kira screamed.
"What do we do?" Roach looked at his friends.
"We get back to camp and try to stop it with one of Kevin's traps." Tyler said. "(Y/N) do you have any more?"
~~~~~
At the camp, Roach and (Y/N) was carrying the rocks.
"Hurry up!"
~~~~~
Roach was digging, (Y/N) and Tyler was helping Kevin carrying the rocks, Shope was collecting the leaves.
"Let's move"
~~~~~
Roach was still digging, (Y/N) was helping Shope with collecting the leaves, Kevin and Tyler were still carrying the rocks.
"We don't have much time"
~~~~~
The boys were carrying the rocks to the net and Shope and (Y/N) looked at the turtle who is still slowly walking towards them.
"Guess we have more time than we originally thought" Shope sighed.
~~~~~
The noobs were done and the turtle is still walking slowly. (Y/N) had a great idea in mind.
"Who wants to play slap jack?" (Y/N) had playing cards on her hand. They all nodded as (Y/N) quickly shuffles the cards and started to play.
~~~~~
The infected turtle is still walking but not that far away. The noobs were still playing and they're actually having fun.
(Y/N) was snickering when Shope 'accidently' slapped Kevin's hand as he yelped in pain and they're arguing non stop.
"I'll win this time!"
"No way! I'm gonna win!"
"Now, now guys. There is no reason to fight over a game" (Y/N) said. "Even though i am gonna win anyway"
~~~~~
The infected turtle is still walking slowly but got really close to them and the noobs were still playing Jack slap and they were really focused on each other until...
"Ha-ha i win!" Roach does a lame victory dance.
"You guys were fighting the wrong person and-" Tyler looked to see that the infected turtle. "Oh the turtle is here"
"Oh yeah." Kevin admitted. "Almost forget about it"
"Looks like it finally made it" (Y/N) sighed.
"Now stay calm" The infected turtle took a step. "Don't move" The infected turtle took another step and it falls to the hole that they made.
Roach pulls a rope and the net release the rocks which falls on top of the infected turtle.
They were cheering for a while until they saw the rocks moving. The infected turtle crashed to the rocks and spinning on air.
"Ha! We scared him so much that he's flying in fear" Roach pointed at the turtle who stop spinning and shoots lasers from inside of its shell.
"Or not"
"Hide!" Tyler pointed at the butt rock, which they all hide.
"What now?!?" Shope looked at her friends.
"Hide smaller!" They did. (Y/N) and Shope were the lowest while the boys were on top, protecting them.
"I can't believe we're hiding behind a rock that looks like a giant butt from an infected turtle" Kevin cried.
"Well, look on the bright side." Roach said. "Things can't get much worse"
Cornbury monster walked towards to them.
"You just gotta jinx it?" (Y/N) sighed.
"Uh care for a delicious s'more?"
The Cornbury monster roared and started to throw rocks at the infected turtle who is on the sky and on it's shell.
The Cornbury Monster wins and the Infected turtle fell to the ground unconscious.
Suddenly, Mem, Zen and Kira teleported towards them.
"Yes, Mem, Zen and Kira are here to save us!" Roach cheered.
"We got here as fast as we could" Mem said.
Zen extracts the virus and the turtle turned back to normal. The Cornbury monsters roared and the three alien trainers turn to look at it.
"Cornbury monster wants to save us from the turtle because he wants to eat us" Shope shivered as the noobs hides behind Kira.
The Cornbury monster started talking in a weird language and Zen talks back at the Cornbury monster in the same weird language.
"Ok, what's going on here?" (Y/N) looked at the two.
"Noobs this isn't the cornbury monster." Kira said. "It's Zippy from sector 67-Z52"
"You say Zippy?" Kevin asked.
Zippy started to talk.
"His ship crash here 20 years ago" Mem translated. "And he's been trying to communicate a distress call ever since"
"I told you the Cornbury monster is real and an alien." Kevin said. "Yes!"
"You didn't say anything about an alien before" (Y/N) pointed out.
"But you still believe with me that the Cornbury monster is real" She slapped him softly on the shoulder which he smiled.
"Now it's time to get you back!" Zen smiled.
"And communicate your exact coordinates for immediate rescue" Kira communicate his coordinates but Zippy looks uneasy.
"What do you mean you don't want to go home?" Mem asked, looking confused.
As a purple portal came from the sky and U.F.O landed. Another alien that looks like Zippy started to scold him.
"Oh that must be Mrs. Cornbury monster"
The two Cornbury monsters started to talk to each other.
"Apparently when he left 20 years ago." Kita said. "She told him to take his communication device and he told her he didn't need it"
The Cornbury monsters went home in their U.F.O and closed the portal.
"How does sitting near the campfire while eating the kebab i made sound?" (Y/N) asked, smiling. They all smiled at the idea.
~~~~~
They were all sitting near the campfire while eating the Kebab (Y/N) made.
"This is delicious!" Mem takes another Kebab
"Where have you been in my life?!?" Zen eats another one.
They were eating most of the kebab than the others.
"We are so lucky that (Y/N) made enough for all of us"
The rest nodded.
"Ok, i don't know about you but i've had enough camping for one day" Tyler smiled.
"Then, i think that's enough Kebab for today." (Y/N) nodded.
"I say we pack up and head home for some delicious s'mores" Roach smiled.
"Wait! Before we go camping etiquette states that we must leave the campsite exactly as we found it." Shope said. "So we have to clean up and-"
"Rebuild butt rock!" Kevin smiled.
They all started to rebuild butt rock.
"Ok, rebuilding butt rock"
"No the butt is over here!"
"This rock is right over there"
"Heavy!"
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