"This could be the greatest battle we have ever faced." Shope glared.

They were all in front of Kevin's house in a fighting stance

"Dudes, it's a letter from the school saying parent teacher conferences are this week." Kevin showed the papers which Tyler takes it.

"And none of us have been the greatest students lately. In fact, we're terrible!" Tyler said. "Like the time Shope failed 'cause she was locked in metal hand mode?"

*Flashback*

The students were all taking a test and Shope is having a "hard time" to write because of her metal hand which break the table.

*Flashback ended*

"My cold last week caused me to miss," Tyler said. "Oh just five science classes?"

*Flashback*

Tyler was sitting down, listening to teacher and he sneezes which he accidentally teleported to the north pole and a polar bear growls at him.

*Flashback ended*

"Or (Y/N)'s pranks to the other students, fights the jocks and sleeping in the middle of the class?" Tyler pointed at (Y/N) who blushed in embarrassment.

*Flashback*

(Y/N) was sleeping on the middle of the class and the teacher finally founds out. The teacher hits her table which startled the poor girl. She woke up from her nap and looked at the teacher smiling innocently.

"Sleep again and DETENTION!" The teacher said which made (Y/N) nod and the teacher went back to the board. (Y/N) sighed and lay back to her seat, listening to the teacher.

'Why did Kira wanted me to train at 1 freaking A.M.?' (Y/N) thought

~~~~~

Diana was talking to her friends and when she opened her lockers, it sprayed paint to her face. She looked at the mirror in disgust and screamed.

"(YYYYYYYYY//////////NNNNNNN)!!!!!" Diana screamed then she whined and cried about her 'beautiful' face is gone.

(Y/N) watched in the shadows and laughed quietly. That's payback for filling her locker with cheese. Bitch.

​​​​​​~~~~~

(Y/N) was walking normally with Levi, they were just talking until...

"Hey (Y/N)! You think you could prank Diana like that, huh?!?!" A boy said walking to (Y/N) which grew everyone's attention.

"Who the heck are you?" Levi looked at the boy and moving in front of (Y/N), clearly trying to protect her.

"And why would you think it was me?" (Y/N) stared blankly at how short he is. He looks like he's still on Kindergarten.

"I'm Bennet, her boyfriend and i-"

He stopped talking when he heard a small giggle from (Y/N).

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!?!" Bennet screamed.

"Don't you think it's too young to date?" (Y/N) chuckled.

"And you're the boyfriend that Diana keeps talking about?" Levi blankly stare at him. "For someone's boyfriend, you're kinda small"

"I didn't know kids these days like to date?"

"Where have you been, (Y/N)?"

"Hey, it's not my fault that i'm not interested in dating someone"

"Really? You sure? Remember the boy-"

"Ahahahah, nice try but you promise you won't bring that story up again"

"I didn't promi-"

Beneet interrupted Levi, "Would you be quite and let me talk!"

"No." They both blankly stared at him and went back to argue which grew Bennet a tick mark.

"THAT'S IT!" Everyone to look at him and he snaps his fingers which caused several jocks was behind him. "JOCKS! Destroy them all you want!" Bennet ran behind a jock who would protect him.

"COWARD!" (Y/N) pointed at Bennet.

"Dakara watashi wa kōchō-shitsu ni mukatte tatakatte hashiritai" Levi started in a fighting stance and (Y/N) joined him.

(A/N : it means "So, you wanna fight or run towards the Principal's office")

"Watashi wa dareda to omoimasu ka?" (Y/N) said. "Mochiron, watashi wa taizai shite tatakau

(A/N : it means, "Who do you think i am?" (Y/N) said. "Of course, i'll stay and fight")

"Kakushin shi teru no?" Levi asked. "Anata wa futatabi toraburu ni makikoma rerudeshou"

(A/N : it means "You sure?" Levi asked. "You're gonna get in trouble again"

"Soshite, sore wa anata o tomemasendeshita ka?" (Y/N) blankly stared at him.

(A/N : It means, "And that didn't stop you")

"Yoi shiten"

(A/N : It means, "Good point")

"Otoko, anime wa hontōni watashitachi no komyunikēshon ni yakudachimasu. Watashitachi ga sore o mananda koto wa yoi kotodesu" (Y/N) said with a smile and every student was talking with each other about what they're talking about.

(A/N : it means "Man, Anime really helps us with our communication. It's a good thing we learned it)

​​​​​"UGH! Just talk in english already!" Someone yelled which caused the jocks to clench their fists and (Y/N) and Levi smirked.

The noobs were there too for some 'odd reason', Tyler and Kevin glared at Levi while Shope and Roach looked at (Y/N) with questioning look. Jack gave her a thumbs up while Candy sighed.

(Y/N) winked at them which they all sighed.

"Alright!" Alana announced. "Now, who's gonna bet that (Y/N) and Levi's gonna win!"

The crowd cheered.

"Then place your bets here!" Alana took out two boxes. The two boxes had a label named, "(Y/N) & Levi" And "Jocks"

"Alana, seriously?" Shope sweat dropped.

"What?" Alana smiled and the crowd ran towards to Alana to place their bets. "It's fun and besides i kinda need the money"

Shope rolled her eyes.

​​​​Tyler sighed, "This is not going to end well"

"Yup!" The three noobs agreed with popcorns in their hands

Alana smirked, "Count down in..."

"3" Levi smirked.

"2" (Y/N) smirked

"1" Levi and (Y/N) smiled and the fight begun.

*Flashback ended*

'It's not my fault that Kira forced me to train at night' (Y/N) pouted. 'Or that Diana is pranked me first and Bennet started the fight!'

"And did you forget what happened when you wanted to see if battle balls bounce?" Tyler pointed at Kevin.

*Flashback*

Kevin was at the gym playing with his battle ball he has a brilliant idea. He throws the battle ball to the ground and the gym exploded.

"Kevin! Did you just blow up my gym?!" Coach Hutz screamed.

*Flashback ended*

"Okay." Kevin said. "Well, now we know they don't bounce."

"What about me?" Roach said. "I haven't had any superhero issues in school."

"True, but you have other issues." Shope deadpanned.

*Flashback*

"Seodore Roachmont?" The Art teacher called. "Roachmont?"

At the window you could see that Roach was outside chasing a butterfly

"Whee!" Roach cheered, chasing the Butterfly.

"Seodore?" The Art teacher called. "Seodore Roachmont? Seodore!"

"You've blown off the last four weeks of art class to chase butterflies."

*Flashback ended*

"I'm in art class?" Roach titled his head.

"Yeah." (Y/N) said. "And when our parents find out about this, we're toast!"

"Okay. We can fix this." Kevin said. "We have superpowers and we can do anything."

The noobs took out their battle balls.

"Except stay out of trouble in school." Shope deadpanned.

"Right." Kevin nodded.

"And first things first," Tyler said. "We must stop all of our parents from getting this letter."

~~~~~

"Tyler? Are you home?" Ms. Bowman put the mails and groceries on the table.

Then Tyler teleports towards the table.

"Yes. But not for long." Tyler teleported to the north pole and feeds the mail to the polar bear.

"Thanks, buddy." Tyler patted the polar bear and the polar bear roars.

~~~~~

Mr. Shope was looking through the mail and Shope suddenly walked towards to him.

"Hi, dad! Phew, it is hot in here. Perhaps a breeze might help?" Shope opens the window and the wind blows inside and the letters flew away.

"Hey. Can I go to the Roach's house?" Shope smiled innocently as a glass chandelier smashes to the ground.

~~~~~

(Y/N) had good news and bad news. She already threw the mail away and the bad news is she hasn't deleted the messages on their phone. She was thinking about a plan and she needs the others help. She called the rest of the noobs and they all came into her house.

She explained the plan that Roach and Kevin would help (Y/N) with going through her uncle's phone, Shope and (Y/N) would go through her Aunt's phone and Tyler and (Y/N) would go through her brother's phone.

~~~~~

First it was her Aunt.

(A/N) was at work, reading a magazine as usual. (Y/N) notice that it was close to 9:30, every 9:30 Aunt (A/N) would go outside for fresh air leaving her phone.

The time has come! It's 9:30 and Aunt (A/N) went outside and this is the opportunity. (Y/N) opens the window and Shope controls the wind and makes the phone fly towards (Y/N) which she caught and deleted the messages.

They gave each other a high five.

Delete Aunt (A/N)'s messages complete!

~~~~~

Second it was (B/N)

He was in college at the moment and he likes to sleep in the dorm with his friends when he was too lazy to go home. At 10:00, he have train and he leaves his phone for 30 minutes.

At 10:00, (B/N) went outside to train. Tyler holds (Y/N)'s hand and teleported towards (B/N)'s room.

It was slightly clean room but a messy bed.

"You know you can let go now" (Y/N) smiled which Tyler blushed in embarrassment and tries to find her brother's phone.

Tyler found his phone and (Y/N) unlocked his password, she cringed looking at the screen background. It was him with his friends and he was weird. She deleted the messages and put his phone back right where it was placed. They teleported back to (Y/N)'s house and they gave each other a high five.

Delete (B/N)'s messages complete!

~~~~~

Lastly, it was her uncle.

Roach carries (Y/N) and Kevin and flies towards the government office. (U/N) has his own office. So, it was easy for them to find it. (Y/N) knows that every lunch he would leave his phone on his desk. Kevin transformed into a cockroach and finds his phone, he gives it to (Y/N) which she deleted the messages.

They all go back to (Y/N)'s place and gave each other a high five.

Delete Uncle (U/N)'s messages completed!

~~~~~

Mr. And Janet Roachmont screamed and ran outside of the house.

"It's a mouse! In the house!" Mr. Roachmont ran away and Kevin chuckled in a high-pitched voice. He gives the mail to Roach and he throws the mail away.

"Perfect." Tyler said "Now our parents will not be going to our teacher conferences because they don't know about them."

They all laughed.

"Yeah. Our teachers will be sitting all alone and won't be able to say bad things about us." Kevin laughed.

"Yeah." Roach said. "Then they'll get worried that something happened to them and they will call our parents, who will pick up the phone and say 'I didn't even know there was parent-teacher conferences.'"

Roach laughed.

"Okay." Shope said. "How did we not see that coming?"

"Let's start begging you-know-who." (Y/N) sighed.

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira were watching a movie while the noobs were begging them to pretend to be their parents.

"Please, please, please, please, please." The noobs gave the three aliens puppy dog eyes.

"Forget it!" Mem, Zen and Kira deadpanned.

"Look, part of your training is teaching you how to handle danger on your own!" Kira said. "So leave us alone while we enjoy this thing called 'A western'."

"Can I get a horse?" Mem smiled

"No!" Zen answered. "Maybe."

"Too much money" Kira ate her popcorn

"Okay." Tyler said. "The reason we're doing bad in school is because of the training!"

"But we wanna see how the movie ends." Mem frowned.

"The good guy wins." Kevin smirked and Mem and Kira groaned in annoyance.

"Don't tell us that!"

"Really?"

"Whyyyyy?"

"The good guy wins in every western." Roach smiled.

"Darn it, Roach!"

"Oh, you are heartless."

"Ugh. And fine." Zen said. "Whose parents at these 'Conferences' do we have to be first?"

"Even you did spoiled them. I'm not gonna give in! Never" Kira crossed her arms.

"I'll never complain about training at night and i'll let you read my notebook" (Y/N) sighed.

Kira thought about it...

~~~~~

"I'm (A/N) (L/N). It's lovely to see you" Kira/(A/N) posed and winked.

"Nice but be more flirty." (Y/N) said. "She likes to do that to make Uncle (U/N) jealous but it never worked"

Kira transformed into (A/N), Zen transformed into Mr. Roachmont and Mem transformed into Janet Roachment.

"I'm gorgeous." Mem/Janet Roachmont flips her hair.

"Now, just nod to everything our teachers say, then promise them you will make sure we do better." Tyler smiled.

"Okay. But the conferences all start at the same time." Mem/Janet Roachment showed the paper.

"Yeah, we can be different parents but not at the same time!"

"Man, we are not thinking these plans through." Shope sighed.

"All right, don't panic." Kira/(A/N) said. "We'll split up as parents, then get out of the first meetings early, then race to the next one and be only a little late."

"Shope's dad, (Y/N)'s Aunt and my mom mode first." Tyler smiled.

They all transformed.

"Ha!" Zen/Ms. Bowman. "These Noob teacher conferences will be a piece of cake. Heh."

~~~~~

"I'm Tyler's mom. Nice to meet you, Mr. Wertz." Zen/Ms. Bowman said, in a falsetto voice. "We are soooo..."

"Late." Mr. Wertz deadpanned which caused Tyler and Zen/Ms. Bowman to sit on the chair. "And can you tell me, Mrs. Tyler's mom, how your kid's in class one minute and gone the next?"

"Um, he had to go to the bathroom?" Zen/Ms. Bowman smiled nervously.

"Or is your son an alien?" Mr. Wertz said. "Or mutant? Or mutant alien?"

"Nope. Haha, that's not it." Zen/Ms. Bowman chuckled nervously.

"Perhaps you are an alien too." Mr. Wertz said. "As a man of science, I cannot deny the existence of extra-terrestrials among us. And I'm gonna prove it."

"I have to go to the bathroom, please excuse me." Zen/Ms. Bowman said quickly, leaving the classroom and walked towards Kevin and Roach.

~~~~~

"This is gonna be tougher than we thought." Zen/Ms. Bowman panted.

"Why?" Kevin crossed his arms.

"Your whacko science teacher thinks that we are all aliens!" Zen/Ms. Bowman said. "Which I guess makes him not so whacko."

"What about my conference?" Roach asked. "It is art class, I think."

"Kevin, you will have to Shape-shift into Roach's mom!" Zen/Ms. Bowman thrust the red battle ball to Kevin's chest.

"What?! I've never human-shifted before." Kevin said. "Besides, it's too late."

"For what?"

"For my conference." Kevin pointed at Coach Hutz who walked towards him.

"Kevin! Your mom is late for my conference, and..."

Zen fastly transformed into the lady from the movie

"Well, hello there, Mr. handsome, athletic gym teacher man." Zen/"Mrs. Reynolds greeted.

"Look lady, no sweet talk." Couch Hutz said. "Your kid blew up my gym, and..."

Zen/"Mrs. Reynolds" interrupted him by blasting him to the wall which caused Coach Hutz to babble.

"Okay. My mom looks nothing like that." Kevin said. "And what did you do to Coach Hutz?!"

"Nah, I just stunned him, he'll be fine in an hour." Zen/"Mrs. Reynolds" then screamed. "And how do I know what your mother looks like?!"

"That is one conference down and four to go." Roach smiled.

"Right." Zen/"Mrs. Reynolds" said. "And now, time for you to be a parent."

"I told you," Kevin pleaded. "I've never shape-shifted into a human before!"

"Which is why I will link with you and help." Zen took a wire from his battle ball and attached it to Kevin's battle ball which transformed into Janet Roachmont.

"Umm..." Kevin/Janet Roachmont looked at his body.

"Mommy!" Roach tackled him.

"Now, go to your conference while I get rid of whacko science guy, Kira gets rid of whatever teacher (Y/N) have and Memnock gets rid of whatever teacher Shope has."

~~~~~

"Look, teacher person." Mem/Mr. Shope said. "I'm a little pressed for time, so I'll tell Jennifer to do better in math and bye."

They were about to leave but the math teacher started to talk.

"But I want to be more than a teacher," The Math teacher. "I want to be a friend."

"Uh-huh." Mem/Mr. Shope said. "Us too."

They were about to leave but The Math teacher talked again.

"Numbers are also like friends." The Math teacher said. "If you are friendly to them, they will be friendly back."

"Are you finished?" Mem/Mr. Shope said. "Please be finished."

"I want to be your friend too." The Math teacher smiled. "And if we listen to one another, we too can become friends. Math is my friend, and numbers are friendly all the time."

~~~~~

Kira and (Y/N) was just sitting, listening the english teacher gossiping about her life.

'Damn, i forgot to tell Kira that my teacher likes to gossip' (Y/N) sighed.

'Why didn't she tell me about this teacher being annoying' Kira looked at (Y/N)

"Well, you see i told him that i don't like sandwiches with tomatoes but he insisted-"

Kira interrupted her, "Ok, i thought we're talking about my niece not about hmm i don't know," Kira then yelled. "SANDWICHES!"

"Oh ya, that." The english teacher shrugged as Kira and (Y/N) both sighed.

The english teacher pulls out a large book, thick book from the drawer.

"Ok, what's that?" Kira pointed at the book.

"Oh this? This is the list that (Y/N) has done wrong on this semester"

Kira and (Y/N) looked at the book in horror.

"There's more than one books?" (Y/N) nervously asked.

"Yup, now the 1st day of school (Y/N) made a grant entrance with a buffalo" The teacher went on and on. "Skipped school on a Monday, try to free the hamsters-"

'Could someone just shut this teacher up!' (Y/N) and Kira glared at the teacher.

~~~~~

"Art is ze most important sing in ze vorld." The Art teacher said. "Seodore is nowhere to be seen in class."

"Uh, yes!" Kevin/Mrs. Roachmont said, in a falsetto voice. "When I get home, I am going to have a talk with the Roach."

"What good will zat do?" The Art teacher raised her eye-brow.

"Uhh, honestly..." Kevin/Mrs. Roachmont used his normal voice. "Probably nothing. He's a kid."

"Oh, perfect." The Art teacher said. "Another soft, squishy think-parent who can't control their children!"

"Okay, fine!" Kevin said. "I'll lock him in his room and not let him out until he appreciates art."

The art teacher smiled, "Zis is ze greatest parent-teacher conference I've ever had in my life! I love you." The art teacher hugged Kevin/Janet Roachment.

~~~~~

"Awesome! Two down and three to go" Roach smiled.

The two saw Zen/Ms. Bowman running away from the Science room.

"What are you doing here?" Kevin/Janet Roachmont pointed at Zen/Ms. Bowman.

"Fake going to the bathroom again." Zen/Ms. Bowman said. "Your crazy Mr. Wertz is now wearing a helmet that he says can absorb our energy."

"You left Tyler in there?!"

"I feel bad, okay?"

~~~~~

The lights turned on and Mr. Wertz was wearing a helmet machine.

"Give me your alien powers, Tyler" Mr. Wertz said. "And I'll give your real mom a glowing report!"

"Uh, Mr. Wertz?" Tyler said. "You might be..."

"Crazy? I've heard it before from the school board." Mr. Wertz said. "But they said the same thing about Copernicus and Darwin!"

"Heheh, yeah," Tyler said. "But those guys weren't crazy!"

~~~~~

"And for there to be good grades in math class, there needs to be good communication in math class." The Math teacher said. "So if Jennifer wants more communication, we should communicate the need for more communication, and..."

Mem/Mr. Shope interrupted her, "Okay, enough! You wanna make math fun. It's important, sure. The laws of the universe are all based in math. But it will never. Be. Fun."

The Math teacher gasped and cried.

"Oh, crud." Mem/Mr. Shope cursed. "Okay, so I'll tell Jennifer to do better on her tests, thank you." Mem/Mr. Shope and Shope stood up. "We're friends and communicate friendship, right?"

"Okay. Thanks." The math teacher smiled.

~~~~~

"What should we do?" (Y/N) whispered towards Kira/(A/N) which she thought about a plan until she heard her English Teacher.

"(Y/N)'s parents was never mentioned, some say they died in a car crash or some say they abandon her" English teacher said. "Tho, I don't it's either way"

*Flashback*

A 4 year old (Y/N) was searching for her brother and realized that her brother is crying in his room. She opened the door and went in. She looks at (B/N) and realized what a mess he was.

"Big bwother, what's wong?" (Y/N) asked, looking at him and tugging his sleeves.

"Nothing, (Y/N)." (B/N) said. "I'm just sad about something..."

"I know you awe crying because mommy and daddy went to the angels"

(B/N) looked at her in shock, "H-how d-did yo-you know?"

"I asked Aunt (A/N) about it and she told me thuth!" (Y/N) said. "And she told me that mommy and daddy said that they don't want me and big bwother to be sad and they wants us to be happy!" (Y/N) smiled.

(B/N) looked at her with a small smile and ruffled her hair.

"You're right, mommy and daddy wants us to be happy, not sad." (B/N) said. "You know, you're really smart for your age"

"Weally?" (Y/N) smiled brightly.

"Weally," (B/N) ruffled her hair. "Thank you taking care of me when I'm sad"

"That's what family do!" (Y/N) put her hand to the air and they hugged each other lovingly.

*Flashback ended*

A sad expression appeared in (Y/N)'s face which The english teacher didn't Saw but still continued.

"And she would skip parents meeting and-"

"I'm sorry what did you say about (Y/N)'s parents?" Kira/(A/N) smiled with a dark aura behind her.

Protective mode.

"Oh-oh um i-"

"Listen here teacher!" Kira/(A/N) said. "You should know that by now that (Y/N) didn't talk about her parents for a reason and look she's even uncomfortable now!"

She pointed at her.

"Um Ki- Aunt (A/N) it's o-"

Kira blasted the english teacher with a blaster.

"What?!?!" (Y/N) said. "Did you just blasted her?!?!"

"Duh, she's being annoying and top of that nosy" Kira sighed and put a hand to (Y/N)'s shoulder. "Look, i get that you have a bad past, some of us do but it's better to spit it out than keeping it bottle it up inside"

(Y/N) softly smiled at her.

~~~~~

Shope, Mem/Mr. Shope, (Y/N) and Kira/(A/N) walked towards Zen/Ms. Bowman, Roach and Kevin/Jenat Roachmont.

"Yes! Four down, one whacko science teacher to go." Zen/Ms. Bowman said as he was about to go back to Tyler.

Kevin stopped him, "Wait! Change me back! This feels weird..."

Zen pulls out a wire and attached it to Kevin which he transformed into Mr. Shope.

"Please don't do that." Shope deadpanned.

Kevin transformed into an alien, "Earthling please." He transformed into Elvis Presley.

"Older!" Kevin transformed into (Y/N). "Male!"

"Is that really what i look like from a far?" (Y/N) blinked.

"I have to get back to the conference!" Zen/Ms. Bowman ran to the conference.

~~~~~

"Look." Tyler said. "I am not an alien and I only have one mom."

Zen/Ms. Bowman ran towards the conference with Kevin/Ms. Bowman, still has the wire attach to each other.

"Oh, look at that. Heh. I didn't unattach you." Zen/Ms. Bowman said. "This looks weird, right?"

Kira/(A/N), (Y/N), Shope, Roach and Mem/Mr. Shope followed them.

"Aha! You are an alien! You're all aliens. It all makes sense now." Mr. Wertz said. "Surrender your powers to me, or I will expose you all and turn you into the authorities, who will turn you all into experiments!"

Tyler sighed in defeat, "It's true. We are mutant aliens. And these are not even our parents. Show him."

(Y/N) smirked, getting the idea

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"Show him!"

Mem, Zen and Kira shrugged and transformed back into their normal forms as Mr. Wertz gasp.

"I knew it!" Mr. Wertz said. "I'm not crazy!"

"But we will never give you our powers!" (Y/N) smirked.

"Aha!" Mr. Wertz said. "Then you give me no choice but to expose you!"

~~~~~

Mr. Wertz was explaining to principal Wormeramer about them being aliens.

"They are aliens!" Mr. Wertz said. "I saw them shapeshift with my own eyes! Now, what are you gonna do about it?"

"What should I do about it?"

"First, have them relinquish all of their weapons to me personally." Mr. Wertz said. "Then, allow me to experiment on them in my lab."

"Ooh, yes or i could give you a much-needed evaluation." Principal Wormeramer pressed a button and a two guys came in.

"What? Not the school board again! No! It's true! They are aliens!"

The two guys dragged Mr. Wertz outside.

"And if you say nothing of this, I'll give Tyler a glowing teacher review!" Principal Wormeramer smiled.

"Deal!" Tyler and Zen/Ms. Bowman smiled in return.

~~~~~

"Can't you see?! This is their plot! They wanna take over the world! But that's what I wanna do!" Mr. Wertz got dragged by the two guys.

"Hey! We're not done with our-" Coach Hutz got blasted by Zen/Ms. Bowman and Kira/Adira

"Five down and..." Tyler smiled.

"None to go."