(A/N : Hey guys, just to warn you that this is going to be A/N P.O.V because i like making comments throughout the whole thing and Count Venamus episodes are one of my favourite episodes. Also, because i like doing it.

As i say in my last chapter. I will not censor the swearing because it's too much work and everyone knows the curses anyway.

So, sorry for rambling and fun reading!)

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Anyway, Count Venamus was on his ship planning something to stop the noobs not like he has other planets he can try to infect the virus but Earth is no. 1. Also, he lost by junior high schoolers who are consider noobs in their school.

Again, back to the topic!

Count Venamus was evilly grinning on his chair, "To crush the enemy, you must find their weakness" He looked towards his monitor to see the noobs in a pose.

Tyler, our socially awkward team leader or also known as the geek who has feelings for (Y/N) but being a big dandere to ask her out. He was at the back making a superhero pose with a big superhero smirk on his face.

Beside him, there was Kevin, our reckless goofball who plays too much video games instead of taking a shower. He was making an L pose with a smirk across his face. He's basically making another meme like the T pose but with L this time.

Across from him there was Shope, our nerdy girl who's in a town with full of idiots. Luckily, she's smart! She's making a godzilla attack pose. She's gonna destroy you all...ahhhhhhh but she won't eat your brains since you guys don't have any.

Then in front of them, Roach our golden heart on the team and also their slave. Just kidding, they learned their lesson or did they? Anyway, He's sitting down and raise his fist as if he won a video game level. Yay, freedom.

Yeah, i'm sorry that i don't have a pic of reader being with the noobs but here's her.

Lastly, our otaku potato. She sat right next to Roach and she wasn't even posing. She was reading a manga about an extremely powerful who has social anxiety attempts to hide his powers while using them everyday to get her friends out if predictament and suddenly looked at the camera saying, "Wait, we're posing now?"

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned Tyler's face first. "Tyler Bowman, the leader. He's goofy looking And still hasn't mastered his powers in mind reading and full body manipulation" And the monitor shows a video of Tyler not mastering his powers.

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned Shope's face. "Jennifer Shope can summon the forces of nature but cabell- cabell?" He asked, "What is that colour?" Then he turned unimpressed. "Oh, and she's only good with Electricity" The monitor shows a video of Shope being good with Electricty.

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned Kevin's face. "Kevin Reynolds, i'd be missing a frontal lobe. But avoid his large animal shapes could avoid defeat" The monitor shows of Kevin transforming an elephant.

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned Roach's face. "Theodore Roachmont possesses super-strength but it is uncoordinated simply duck when you're around him and he'll simply destroy itself" Roach turning into ball mode and bumping everywhere.

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned (Y/N)'s face, "(Y/N) (L/N), i'd be losing everytime with her. She possesses the rare destruction and Invulnerability. She's strong but speed is not her strength and she gets distracted easily with something she desire like" Count Venamus coughed. "Musicals, anime, cartoons, games" Coughed again. The monitor shows (Y/N) looking at her favourite movie poster with sparkling eyes.

Count Venamus pressed a button which scanned himself and a voice was suddenly heard from the monitor, "Count Venamus is arrogant, way over-confident"

One of his minions walked over to a minion, "And should be nicer to his co-workers and can't defeat the supernoobs"

Well, one of the minions speak the truth.

"I know that!" Count Vemamus yelled. "I just need a plan, a really good good plan"

"What if we made an invisiblast space pod and built it with candy" A minion thought aloud, which the plan is a good idea.

"Then the noobs walk into it then we can press a button and set it to deep space and never return" Another minion smiled.

"Please" Count Venamus rolled his eyes. "That will never work especially with the (H/C) girl." Count Venamus turned his swivel chair around. "I had to get inside their heads, learn their ways, play their games and then crush them" Count Venamus then stood up and announced, "Prepare for earth invisble spy mode!"

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"Tag, you're it!" Tyler tagged Shope as he ran away.

The noobs were playing tag which is a first time thing since they like to play video games that much.

Shope stopped and tagged Roach who was behind her, "Tag, you're it" Shope ran away.

Kevin who ran passed by Roach suddenly got cornered by him, "Don't. Do it"

Kevin screamed when Roach hugged him, "Hug, you're it" Roach ran away.

"The game is called Tag, tag you're it!" Kevin ran towards the noobs.

"Honestly, guys." (Y/N) said. "How do you have so much energy today?"

The noobs looked at (Y/N) who's wearing her usual attire but she had bags under her eyes.

"What happened to you?" Kevin asked, looking up and down at (Y/N)'s figure. Not the chest.

"Your eye bags looks like the guy from home alone!" Roach pointed at her eye bags.

(Y/N) raised an eye-brow and amused smile appeared on her face, "You know what? Not bad"

"Did you watch another TV-show marathon?" Shope crossed her arms. "Or watch a scary movie with Levi?"

"Nope" (Y/N) shook her head.

"Did Kira made you train you at night again?" Tyler guessed, titling his head.

"Worst" (Y/N) rubbed her eyes. "Uncle (U/N) trained me last night"

The noobs gasped.

"You poor soul" Kevin gasped. "What did you do to deserve that?"

"I was lacking on my running skills so.." (Y/N) didn't meet their gaze.

Shope winced, "He wanted you to run around Cornbury?"

"10 laps in 3 hours"

Tyler winced, "Wow"

"Exactly, now my legs are sour but they are in shape" (Y/N) gestures her legs.

"That's true" Roach nodded.

"But" Kevin ran towards her, "Tag, you're it!"

The noobs ran away.

(Y/N)'s eye twitched, "I'mma tag you till the ends of the earth!" She ran towards the noobs but fall on the ground in the process. She gets back up and continued to ran.

Unaware that Count Venamus was invisible and watching the entire thing, "That's it!" Count Venamus raised his two hands in pride. "I know how to defeat the 12 year old super heroes!"

"By playing tag?" A minion guessed.

"By running around the town in 10 laps for 3 hours?"

"No and no!"

"You sure you don't want to go with the plasma pod?"

"No Pod!"

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Count Venamus had his whole body plug in a machine. He smirked, "Hit it!"

The two minions who wore the lab coats pressed the button and a light shined from Count Venamus which the minions covered their eyes.

The minions opened their eyes to see Count Venamus as a 12 year old, "Yes, i'm swell!" The minions looked each other and shugged. "I can finally think like them, feel like them and finally destroy them. It's my best plan ever!"

He's so cute.

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"HONEY, WHA'CA WAITING FOR-"

"SHUT UP, HEATHER!" (Y/N) pointed at Kevin and sang. "STEP IN TO MY CANDY STORE!!"

"Please stop" Tsunami or also known as the cashier said. "I've been working in this shop for a year and you guys are one of my worst chore i had to do"

"Tsu, it's either this or the toilet" (Y/N) pointed at dirty toilet.

She changed her mind, "Sing as long as you want!" She walked towards the break room.

The noobs looked at each other and just laughed.

"Thanks again for carrying me Kevin" (Y/N) looked at Kevin who's giving her a piggyback.

(Y/N) was tired from tag and wanted Kevin to carry her. He could've said no but (Y/N) bribed him with brownies.

"Honestly, you're just lucky that Kira and Zen wanted me to get in shape and your brownies better be there tomorrow" Kevin rolled her eyes. "It's not like you're heavy or anything"

'Tsundere.' Shope sweat dropped.

Tyler smiled at (Y/N) and Kevin. Even though, he is a little bit jealous but he knows that Kevin won't hit on her but for some reason, he thinks that Kevin is the one for you. Maybe you and Kevin are good with each other. He shook the thought off and proceed to eat some candies.

Unaware that Roach saw Tyler's expression and looked worried.

"Ohhh, more (F/C)!!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Not too much" Shope said. "You don't want to spoil your lunch"

"Well, well" The noobs turned around to see Count Venamus as a 12 year old. "We meet again, supernoobs"

"It's Venamus!" Shope said.

"And he's smaller?" Tyler looked at Venamus in confusion.

"And cuter!!!" (Y/N) fangirled.

"And he talks kinda funny too" Roach shrugged.

Count Venamus laughed, "Now that i'm 12 just like you-" He realized what (Y/N) called him. "I'm not cute!"

"You kinda are, boss" Minion shrugged.

"You're smaller, your voice is higher and you look like a kid in the TV commercial" The other minion said.

"Right" (Y/N) smiled at the minions. "Honestly, imagine Venamus as a baby"

The noobs and minions thought about it and awwed.

"Stop it! Stop it!" Count Venamus sighed. "Anyway, i knew that you'd be thinking about whatever this stuff is and you fell right into my trap!"

Not really.

"Noobs," They all took out their battle balls. "Go battle-" Only for them to get taken by Count Venamus with Telekinesis which the minions caught them.

Kevin screamed which made (Y/N) fall off.

"Sorry" Kevin quickly apologized. "But he got us and we're never gonna get the chance to eat this candy!"

Count Venamus laughed but smelled the chocolate on Kevin's hands. "What is that brown cylindrical thing you're holding?"

"It's a candy bar" Roach then explained. "It's git chocolate nuts and nougat."

"Nougat?" Count Venamus asked. "What is Nougat?"

"Nougat is made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts, whipped egg whites, and sometimes chopped candied fruit" (Y/N) explained. "Nougat is chewy, and it is used in a variety of candy bars and chocolates"

Gee, (Y/N) this is a fanfic not a science book.

The noobs weren't surprised that (Y/N) knew this stuff since she loves to bake and cook. She needs to know her ingredients.

"Give me that!" Count Venamus quickly took the candy bar from Roach's grasps and chewed the candy bar. His eyes widened like a child in christmas. "Where have you been all my life?!" Count Venamus quickly finished the candy bar.

The noobs looked at each other in confusion but nodded.

As Count Venamus was distracted with the candy bar, the minion tapped hi shoulder. Count Venamus stopped and the minion pointed at the place where the noobs were standing. They left.

"Darn it!" Count Venamus thought for a minute. "Wait"

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The noobs ran towards the Galacticus.

Tyler ran forward, "We might not have the battle balls but Mem, Zen and Kira have theirs!"

"Thanks to my punk pug jingy jinx sneakers" Kevin said. "I could run even faster!"

"Are you sponsoring?" (Y/N) chuckled.

"That sneakers doesn't make it any faster" Shope said. "You're just a victim on marketing!" Then Kevin ran faster. "I was wrong"

sOnIc WhO?

They arrived at the Galacticus with Kevin first came in only for them to meet Count Venamus inside again.

"I knew right where you would go!" Count Venamus said. "Straight to mommy! But in this case, Memnock and Zenblock! They're tied up in my tribe radium ropes!"

They looked to see Memnock and Zenblock tied up in the tribe radium ropes.

"Ok, first of all. Mem is definitely the mom and Zen's the dad" (Y/N) smirked.

"(Y/N)!" She ignored the two aliens.

"And second, where the heck is Kira?"

"I don't know, we've search the whole ship too" Count Venamus shrugged.

"You'll never get the noobs, Venamus" Zen snapped.

"But i have their battle balls, i have chocolate and nougat!" Count Venamus looked at the noobs hugging each other. "And i've got them write where i want them"

"Your new sneakers won't get you out of this one"

"Sneakers?" Count Venamus asked. "What are sneakers?"

"They're totally awesome shoes" Kevin pushed his friends aside. "They can pump up with air, their soles light up and they're cushy on feet!"

"You basically just said the dialogue on the commercial" (Y/N) pointed out.

Count Venamus eyes widened.

A minion walked towards him, "Uhh Count. Now would be a good time to take the noobs"

Count Venamus turned irritated, "Quite! I'm learning about sneakers!"

"Oh and they make you run really fast!" Tyler smirked. "Faster than anyone else"

"Faster than a cheetah!" (Y/N) said. "Faster than the most fastest animal in the world!"

"Get out!"

Get out of my hair.

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Kevin now had no sneakers and Count Venamus was playing with the sneakers.

"I do feel faster! Watch!" Count Venamus ran around the Galacticus and the minion face palmed.

(Y/N) pointed at the facepalm minion, "Mood"

After Count Venamus finished running around the Galacticus, the noobs ran away.

Mem and Zen laughed.

"I told you will never get him, you-"

He didn't get to finish his sentence because Count Venamus installed a barrier around them.

The two minions walked toward Count Venamus. "We really think you should use the plasma pod"

"Can't you see i'm loving my nougat bar and speedy foot wear!"

Sheesh, he act like a kid more than an adult.

They all teleported where the noobs were and the barrier suddenly shut down which caused Zen and Mem to fall for each othe- i sorry. Fall on the ground.

Yaoi fangirls squealing here.

"We have to save the noobs"

"Run!"

The two ran by bouncing and getting hurt at the same time.

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"How are we gonna defeat Venamus without, Mem, Zen, Kira and our battle balls?!" Kevin looked at the noobs.

The noobs were running away from Count Venamus.

"We have to distract him which is easy 'cuz he's 12" Shope said. "Right guys?" She looked behind to see that the boys were gone and (Y/N) was with her.

"Where the fuck did they go?"

"Language" Shope warned.

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"Ohhh"

The boys eyes widened.

"Street fair!"

"Cotton candy!"

"Food" (Y/N) eyes widened.

"Prize!"

They all quickly ran towards the cotton candy stand.

Count Venamus arrived and aimed the guns towards them only for the noobs to gesture the cotton candy.

Sun, Sun, Sun is

Count Venamus quickly eat the cotton candies.

​​​​​​Shining on us

Count Venamus looked out to see that the noobs were gone and teleported.

The noobs ran towards the toy store.

"Gotcha!" Count Venamus aimed a gun at them and he laughed evilly only for the noobs to gesture him a cap with a fan on top of it.

Sun, Sun, Sun is

(Y/N) gave him the cap.

Shining on us

Venamus admired it only to realize that the noobs were gone. He teleported away.

The noobs ran towards a store but not just any store.

(Y/N) gasped, "Fandom store!"

The noobs except Roach sighed, "Great"

"Finally caught you!"

(Y/N) shove him a Toothless plush and his eyes widened.

Sun, Sun, Sun is

"Toothless!"

Shining on us

Fun fact : Count Venamus loves How to train your dragon

The noobs ran away and Venamus teleported towards them.

The noob ran towrads the toy store and stopped running to take their breath.

"Yes!" Roach cheered. "We've not been crushed by Venamus!"

"But we still haven't gotten our battle balls back" (Y/N) panted.

"Just need more time to get ahead of 12 year old Venamus because he knows our every move-"

"I'm tired on playing your games, noobs!" The noobs turned around to see Count Venamus with his gun aimed at them. "The stalling is over, it's time for you to meet your doom!"

The noobs first looked nervous but smirked, "We surrender" They all moved aside to gesture the mini car for kids.

The spotlight was on the mini car and pink glitters were everywhere.

"Where the fuck did the glitter come from?"

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One the street, you can see Venamus riding on the mini car wearing the cap that has a fan and holding a cotton candy.

You see, in this point of view. He looks like a kid wearing a halloween costume having the best time in his life.

"You know, you haven't eliminated these Supernoobs yet" The minion said.

The two minions were guarding him on riding the mini car. The two minions looked like babysitters or better, his parents.

"Y-yes!" Count Venamus said. "I'm working on it!"

"You know, we could do it for yo-"

"I've got a better idea!" Count Venamus smirked. "We need to get more cotton candy! And by we, i mean you. Now hurry!"

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The noobs arrived at Tyler's basement and (Y/N) immediately laid on couch.

"Fuck, i need a break!"

"What's the plan?" Kevin asked. "How do we defeat Venamus?"

"Easy!" Tyler took Video game controllers from his couch. "With these!"

"Video game controllers!"

They heard a childish honk and saw the mini car from the window.

"In three!" Count Venamus walked inside Tyler's house. "Two! One!"

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The noobs were playing Video games.

"What is this?" Count Venamus asked. "It's so loud and colourful!"

"It's uber trash brothers!" Roach handed out his controller. "Wanna play?"

"I've never had so much passion to do anything before in my entire life!" Count Venamus took the controller and played.

"Wish i had that passion" (Y/N) sighed.

"This is incredible! I must admit i do still want to destroy you but i'm in thrill!"

He looked around to see them gone but the minions are there with cotton candy.

"And they escaped again"

"I'm aware of that!" Count Venamus snapped his fingers and teleported in front of Tyler's house. "I'm done fooling around and-" He realized that the noobs now had their battle balls. "I see, you found your battle balls"

"Dude, you let them unlock on your kiddy car!" Kevin deadpanned.

"It's pretty ball-sy of you to hide in your mini car" Roach giggled.

"Not bad, Roach" (Y/N) chuckled.

"Well, i have to put something in there!" Count Venamus said. "I mean, it's a trunk and it has a little light in there. See"

"Yeah, we know" Tyler said. "We all had them"

"I don't" (Y/N) raised an eye-brow.

"Now, go Battle ball!"

The noobs thrust their battle balls into their chest and their attires changed into their super suits. They pose.

Count Venamus smirked, "Hn, nice pose"

"And get ready to get crushed younger Venamu-" Roach stopped and smelled. "I smell candy"

"Me too" Kevin sniffed.

The noobs turned around to see a pile of candy and the spotlight was on it with pink glitters all around.

The noobs quickly ran towadds the pile of candy and eats some of it.

"Free candy!"

The candy suddenly dissaperead and they're trapped in a pod?

"Ya, this is not good"

"Ya, this is great" (Y/N) said, sarcastically. "We can totally go to galaxy more. Do anyone wanna stop for a bathroom break?"

"I do!" Roach innocently raised his hand.

"What is the meaning of this?" Count Venamus asked. "What is going on?"

"It's the invisi-plasma space-pod"

"You just have to pressed the red button and you'll never see the supernoobs again"

Count Venamus looked at the noobs.

"Done it" Tyelr said. "By candy?!"

"Curse you and our 12 year old sugar cravings!" Kevin cried.

"I'll get us out of here" Roach pressed his battle ball and he tried to fly out but only caused him to get hit everywhere inside the pod. "Yeah, i can't get us out"

"I'll try to use my powers" (Y/N) punched the pod only for nothing to happen. "What?" She punched again and again and again. She looked at her battle ball charger to see it was 0%. "Damn it"

"What?!" Tyler asked. "But you haven't used the ultimate move!?"

"Why did it finish so quickly?"

(Y/N) thought back.

*Flashback*

(Y/N) was reading the Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix with her battle ball manipulate into night vision goggles.

"Fuck you, Umbitch"

*Flashback ended*

"Yeah, wonder why" (Y/N) nervously looked away, not meeting their gaze.

"It seems your plan did work" Count Venamus raised the button and the noobs hugged each other, shaking.

"I can't believe it would end like this!"

The engine starts.

"We're launching."

Kevin started screaming until they realized that the door opened. "Wait"

"I'm not launching it" Count Venamus said. "You're free to go"

The noobs walked outside the pod.

"Why are you seeting us free?"

"Today was the most fun day i had ever since i was- well 12!" Count Venamus smiled. "Plus, i crush your high score in Uber Trash brothers. So, i guess i'll take a Virtual victory! Victory is mine!" He snapped his fingers and teleported at the pod. "But my mission is still to crush you someday and i will do it! Just not today. 12 year old Venamus, out!" The pod launched and flew away.

"Is it me or is there good in him?" Tyler had his hands on his hips.

"No, he still freaks me out!"

They heard a sudden crash to see Mem and Zen tied up finally arrived.

"We finally caught up with you noobs"

Tyler manipulate his sword into a battle sword and cut the ropes, setting Mem and Zen free.

"It would've been sooner if someone wouldn't get distracted!"

"Who doesn't stop for cotton candy?"

"I don't!" Zen yelled. "We'll never get distracted by anythi-" Zen looked at a pile of candy. "Look, a pile of candy!" He ran towards it and eats some of it only for him to realize it was pod and it launched him to space.

"Oh, Venamus left his remote" Mem picked up the remote. "Hey, what is this button do?" He pressed the button and something exploded. It rains candy. "Oh, it's the raining candy button"

"Free candy!"

Zen fell from the sky.

"And Zen"

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