Noobs vs The Earth Exterminator
It was just a normal day for us to watch TV at the Galacticus.
Tyler was trying to find a channel with the remote on his hand.
"Seven billion channels from all over the galaxy and nothing to watch" I took the remote from Tyler grasp and change the channel. This Channel was about an alien is doing an interview.
"Booooo!" The boys and i said in unison and changes the channel.
This channel is about news of the slimy guy that we invited to party at 'A noob cannot divided a noob' from a few weeks ago.
"Booooo!" I changed the channel. It was extreme virus warrior and Dax Zaxxon started to announce.
"And now let's get back to extreme virus warrior-" The channel was stopped and XR4TI was on the TV.
"Just a reminder, Memnock, Zenblock and Kira instructed you noobs not to use the Galacticus as your personal media room" XR4TI reminded.
"No, they said not to use it because we could destroy something" I smiled innocently and Kevin continued.
"But we're not destroying anything" Kevin laid back at the couch.
"Ha! So, it's ok" Roach smiled and Kevin took the TV remote from my grasp and changes the channel.
"Ooo, try not get stumped is on!" Kevin said excitedly.
The two alien constance were singing until they get stumped by a giant foot.
The boys and i laughed while Shope crossed her arms and stayed silent.
Shope scoffs, "You guys need some culture in your lives. Try this aliens orc spear classic, glomeo and Glorbabon!". Shope changes the channel.
Boring!
"This is just a knock off version of Romeo and Juliet" i commented while crossing my arms. "Without them killing themselves"
"Ya, that's true" Shope admitted.
Suddenly, Glomeo and the knock off-version of Juliet got stumped by a giant foot which made the boys and i laughed again.
I take it back, this movie is good!
Then there was a fart, a burp sound out of nowhere. We all looked at Kevin.
"What is that?" Shope pointed at the watch that Kevin is currently wearing.
"Huh? Oh it's my new interactive watch with downloaded affects pack. I call it watchy," Kevin shows the watch. "It reminds me when to wake up, when to play video games and-".
Another disgusting alarm was heard, "Snack time!" Kevin runs to get some more snacks.
"That watch is gross!" Shope yelled and i put my hand on her shoulder.
"That's not even the grossest thing he's done" I said and patted her back.
Suddenly, we heard alarms blaring and a voice that said, "Extermination initiated! Extermination initiated!"
We all ran to Kevin.
"Uhhh, what did you do?" Tyler asked, before Kevin could answer.
XR4TI started to explain, "Kevin has activated a blasteroid, it's a last resort total annihilation option in the event the virus has overrun earth".
Well, damn. We're doomed. Say goodbye to my TV and phone. Oh and my family and friends too.
"I really don't like the sound of that" Shope commented and i nod in agreement.
"In three hours, the earth will be destroyed by a robot control...this," We all screamed and hugged with each other. "The future reference, the space colour buttons are right next to the blasteroid button but i can see how that can be confusing."
We all looked at the blasteroid button that looked like a fountain machine.
If that's a blasteroid button then why the heck do you guys make it like a fountain machine with cups on the side?
~Third P.O.V~
Mem and Zen were playing checkers while Kira was listening to music and also watching Mem and Zen playing checkers.
Mem moves a piece and Zen nodded. "hmm Good move but this is better!" Zen blasted the checkerboard with his arm-blaster.
"Good move" Mem looked at the checkerboard again.
"Note to self, don't play checkers with Zen." Kira muttered, not looking away.
Suddenly, the noobs came to the living room. They were trying panting and sweating.
"Watching TV....On the Galacticus.....Space Cola.....Earth Extermination Blasteroid is coming!" Tyler yelled at the end of his sentence.
"Relax, little nooblings. The blasteroid is nothing to fear." Zen reassured and Mem pressed a button on the checkerboard.
"A quick intergalactic call will take care of this," Mem said, as a voice was heard from the call.
"Benevolent alliance hotline. How can i help you?"
"Yeah, hi." Mem greeted. "We'd like to cancel a blasteroid set to exterminate the Earth in sector E-942"
The voice said, "Please hold".
Then a music starts, It was calm but the noobs ain't having it.
"Hold? Did she say hold?"
(Y/N) pats Shope's back but She still looked panicked.
"Yes, but the music is catchy" Mem nodded.
Kira plug out her earphones from her phone. "But not as catchy as this!"
I am not throwing away my shot
[Kevin, (Y/N) & Kira]
I am not throwing away my shot
The rest looked at Kira, Kevin and (Y/N) while the three dance at one of their favourite song.
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy and hungry
And I'm not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my sh-
Tyler stopped the music by pressing the stop button.
"We don't have any time for music or hold!" Tyler screamed.
"You could have just told us to stop the music and i thought you like the Hamilton?" (Y/N) pouts and Tyler sighed.
"We have to get back to the Galacticus and use the XR4TI auto-pilot mode to put onto the blasteroid and stop it," (Y/N) looked at Roach in amazement on what he said. "Before it exterminate the earth!"
"Right! We only have this much time left!" Kevin shows the others his watch and several disgusting sounds was heard.
The noobs ran back to the Galacticus.
"Well, that shows initiative" Mem commented
"I like the watch" Zen added and Kira rolled her eyes
~~~~~
The Galacticus swooshes and landed on the blasteroid. The noobs came out in their super suits with space-helmets.
"So, what do we do now?"
(Y/N) shrugged at Shope's question.
"I couldn't destroy this blasteroid with my destruction 'cuz i'm not strong enough, only someone as strong as Kira could and if i can destroy this, the parts would land some place that could harm people" (Y/N) looked at her hands and the rest nodded.
Roach spoke up, "We destroy this blasteroid with my blastic-super fist!" Roach punches the blasteroid repeatedly.
"Roach" Tyler called. "Roach" Tyler puts his hands near his mouth. "ROACH!!" Roach looked at Tyler in confusion. "There's an open door over there"
Roach looked at the open door.
~~~~~
The noobs went inside and saw stairs that looks like maze.
After a small sound of silence, Tyler spoke up.
"Ok, split up and find something that will stop this blasteroid"
They all went different ways.
"Okay, the only thing worse than being on an Earth's exterminating blasteroid is being inside of one." Shope commented.
(Y/N) walked left and went straight after a few steps, she realized that she was back at the same spot from where she was before.
"Great, i got back to the same spot," (Y/N) muttered. "Lucky me"
"Don't worry, i have a plan!" Kevin declared.
"What is it?" Tyler stopped as he looks at Kevin.
"It has something to do with watchy but i don't exactly know what it is, yet," Kevin said. The watch makes a burp and fart sound.
"That watch is useless," Shope yelled.
"Door"
(Y/N) pointed at the door and the noobs went inside in the door.
~~~~~
Inside the door, they saw a room with a bunch of machines.
"Okay"
"This looks interesting and..." Roach started until he saw. "Earth destruction screen!"
"Be quite, we can reprogram this main computer to change it's course and-"
Shope was interrupted by a fart sound from Watchy.
Kevin blushed and awkwardly laughed. "Hahaha...uh...video game time?"
Suddenly, a robot head with one eye and no body came to the noobs and introduced itself.
"Hello, i am the planet exploding terrestrial exterminator but you may call me pete"
'I thought i could call you peed' (Y/N) thought.
"Oh, hi Pete. Can you not destroy earth?" Roach asked as the rest of the noobs nervously smiled
(Y/N) spoke up."Kevin pressed your button by accident and we really like our TV-" Shope nudged (Y/N). "I mean our planet".
"My target has been set," Pete started, "If you come any closer, i will be forced to retaliate"
"Yeah, well same here bud. Now let me hack this 8-bit bozo to save the earth and get out of here" Shope bravely said but before she could hack the main computer.
The noobs were all inside a force field. {1}
"It's look like all you did was trap us in this beam-thingy" Roach commented.
"You shouldn't have said that bravely, Shope" (Y/N) deadpanned.
"I know that!"
"Did she say a big bozo because on earth that means you are awesome!" Tyler said, nervously.
'That makes it so much better' (Y/N) thought with an eye-roll
"My directive is to destroy the planet called Earth and nothing will cause me to deviate from my mission" Pete went back to his usual box.
"Don't worry, Watchy can get us out of this!" Kevin looked at his watch.
"How?" Shope raised her eyebrow.
"Stop frustrating me!" Kevin yelled.
"Ok, remember," Tyler spoke up. So, he won't listen to them arguing. "Mem, Zen and Kira said it was all it took one call to cancel an Earth extermination and there's still one whole hour until impact! So, i'm gonna relax now"
(Y/N) puts her arms on her back and started to relax. "Ok, i'm relaxed, enjoying the countdown"
~~~~~
The three alien trainers were waiting patiently on their hold. The music was still on and they started to lose their patient.
"The music is really catchy," Zen started. "The first 15 TIMES I HEARD IT!"
"Told you, My shot is better"
Before Mem and Zen could reply at Kira's comment. The music stopped and a voice was heard.
"Thanks for holding, this is the Benvelont Alliance replacement department. How can i help you?"
"No, no," Mem shakes his head and hands. "We're on hold for the blasteroid cancellation department"
"Yes," Zen nodded. "We want to cancel an order to destroy the earth"
"Okay, hold on. I'll transfer you right now."
There was silence.
"She cut us off?" Kira asked. "SHE CUT US OFF!". Kira pressed the same numbers again.
~~~~~
The noobs were still on the force field and the extermination is still counting down.
"Umm, okay," Shope started. "So, the Earth extermination HASN'T BEEN CANCELLED!!"
Pete came to the noobs.
"Time to impact," Pete said. "29 minutes."
'Welp, goodbye TV and Family. You guys will always be in my heart' (Y/N) thought. 'I bet Hell is waiting for me'
"You shouldn't do this!" Tyler said.
"It's what i'm programmed to do" Pete replied.
"So, you're just gonna sit that wall away to be destroyed along with this blasteroid!" Kevin yelled.
"Also right"
Roach shook his head, "No because on earth. There is so much to live for!"
"What is this so much to live for?" Pete squinted his eye on the noobs.
(Y/N) thought for a moment and spoke up. "Well, why don't we let us show you? And after words there is no way you'll want to exterminate the earth"
Pete thought for moment and let the noobs go which they fell to the ground.
"Show me what there is to live for?"
~~~~~
The noobs were explaining the wonders of TV.
"It's called TV and you sit and you watch it. It's awesome!" Tyler turned the TV on.
The TV shows an alien got stumped by a giant foot which caused the boys and (Y/N) to laugh while Shope and Pete stayed quite.
"I don't get it" Pete said aloud.
"Neither do i" Shope crossed her arms.
~~~~~
The music started and the noobs were dancing.
Shake your booty butt
"It's called dancing." Roach said. "It makes you feel good and happy!"
Pete stares at the noobs.
"So, if i do that i will be living?" Pete asked as they all answered, "Yes"
Pete started to dance by shaking his head and accidentally shoves the noobs away which caused them to scream or yelped in pain.
Shake your booty butt
Shake it, Shake it, Shake it
Suddenly, Shope got an idea. "Let's try love!"
"What is love?" Pete looked at Shope.
~~~~~
Pete and XR4TI are sitting across from each other and a milkshake was on the middle of the table.
"I'm not sure about this" XR4TI commented.
"You're voice is disturbing," Pete said, bluntly. "Like mine but only higher-pitched, grating."
"Grating?" XR4TI asked. "My voice is not grating. It's programmed to soothe and promote calm in the face of danger"
"Exactly," Pete answered. "Grating"
"It's not grating, ok?" XR4TI's screen turned red. "You're grating"
"It makes me want to barf," Pete said. "If i had that program"
"I'm outta here!" XR4TI floats away.
"You were too blunt" (Y/N) commented. "And rude"
"I'm sorry but i'm not sure i get this living life" Pete apologizes.
"Okay, but perhaps you'll get," Tyler said. "WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR PLANET. SO, GO BATTLE BALL!!"
The noobs use their powers and did a cool pose.
"Ha! I bet you didn't see this coming!" Tyler declared
~~~~~
The noobs and XR4TI are now in a force field again.
"Actually, he did see this coming" XR4TI exclaimed.
"Where's Mem, Zen and Kira with the," Shope said. "CANCELLATION?!?!"
~~~~~
The three aliens were watching the news while waiting for the call.
"And we're back with our coverage of the terrifying asteroid that is heading toward Earth. It's still terrifying and still about to destroy us," Sue Newswomen announced. "Is there nobody out there who can save us!?!"
"We are trying," Zen said. "BUT IT'S ON HOLD!"
"Thank you for holding. A blasteroid representative will be with you shortly," The voice said. "Blowing up your planet is very important to us"
The music started again and Kira felt like she wanted to strangle the nearest thing.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!" Kira screamed.
"Unbelievable" Mem commented
~~~~~
"Pete, you can't destroy Earth!" Tyler said.
"Sure, i can" Pete replied
"I can't believe we totally failed" Shope commented.
Suddenly, there was a fart and a burp sound coming from Kevin's watch.
"Oh," Kevin said. "Time for us to scream 'cuz we failed"
Pete looked at the noobs and asked, "What was that beautiful sound?"
"That was beautiful?" (Y/N) asked in disbelief. "XR4TI's voice is better than that"
"At least, someone has common sense" XR4TI motioned towards (Y/N).
"It's watchy." Kevin answered. "My watch!"
Suddenly, Pete's pupil turned into a heart-shaped pink and he stared lovingly at the watch.
"Hello there, I'm pete" Pete introduced himself to Watchy.
Watchy replied with farts and burps.
"Sh-She has a voice of an angel" Pete commented.
"Say what?" (Y/N) asked in disbelief.
"No, she doesn't" XR4TI said.
"Kevin, give Pete Watchy!" Tyler looked at Kevin.
"Oh, what? No way! Me and Watchy just started our lives together-" Shope interrupted him.
"Giveitbeforetheearthwilldisappear!" Shope said fastly and Kevin still looked stubborn.
"Please, Kevin" (Y/N) had hands clapped together and looking at him with innocent eyes. "Please"
Kevin sighed and gives Watchy to Pete. "I hope you two are happy together!"
~~~~~
The blasteroid was so close to hit earth but it stopped.
The blasteroid flies away from the earth.
~~~~~
"So much to live for" Pete said to himself as he holds Watchy close to him.
Pete deactivates the force field and they all fell to the ground and yelped in pain.
"Huh, Kevin's watch work" Tyler commented.
"Told you the watch is awesome" Kevin smirked.
"And so is the Earth!" Roach smiled.
"Tell us more about the great of the Earth" The noobs smiled at each other and told him.
~~~~~
Sun, sun, sun is
There was a picture of Pete and Watchy near the Tower bridge in London
Shining on us
There was a picture of Pete and Watchy near the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
Sun, Sun, Sun is
Shining on us
Sun, Sun, Sun is
Shining on us
The noobs saw the several pictures of Pete and Watchy together on the letter they red and they both went all around the world.
"Well, it looks like love save the day again" Tyler smiled, taking all glance at (Y/N).
"And not Mem, Zen and Kira" Shope added
"Where are they lately?" Roach asked.
~~~~~
The three aliens were standing and waiting for the hold.
The three were tired, had red eyes and eye bags.
"Blastaroid cancellation department." The voice asked. "How can i help you?"
Kira victory dance and Mem sighed in relief.
"Finally, yes! We need to cancel a request to destroy planet Earth!" Mem said
"Blastaroid the Earth and destroy it." The voice said. "Got it! Thank you"
Kira stopped dancing and the three aliens screamed, "No!" loudly.
At the end of the day, the three breaks everything on their sight.
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