Noobies vs Smoothies

(A/N : I'm going to change a little bit of this chapter. Don't worry i'm still going to focus on the main plot, i just want to add a few things. So enjoy reading!)

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It was a normal day at Cornbury middle school. The students walking through halls and Tyler, Shope and Roach were walking through the halls, listening to Kevin's ranting.

"Once! I used it once! Because it was there, but we never use it." Kevin ranted. "So, Why is it there?"

"Stop worrying about underwear flaps," Tyler said. "And start worrying about living our lifes never being able to love because they could become a target"

"Dude, What the heck is that?" Kevin looked at Tyler in confusion.

"The fact of concealing our super powers would never allow him to fall in love with (Y/N) (L/N)" Roach pointed at their friend (Y/N).

(Y/N) was talking to one of her friends named Levi. It looked like they were talking something serious. They can't be quite sure.

Tyler sighed lovingly, "Yeah, Wait. H-how did you know?"

"Dude, we could see it in your face that you like her" Kevin roll his eyes.

"I knew it?!" Shope cheered. She was right! Alana owe her 10 bucks. "Just ask her to the new smoothie shop! If the virus shows up...we'll just... just... Well let's not focus on that?"

"No, i must stay invisible or she'll know." Tyler said. "Nobody can know it. Except for us"

Tyler didn't know that (Y/N) was behind him.

"Nobody can know what exactly?" (Y/N) raised an eye-brow and the four noobs screamed in surprise.

Tyler awkwardly laughed, "Know that we're... the Super dudes"

"True, it is the superhero code" (Y/N) shrugged.

"We gotta stay secret!" Kevin did a ninja moves only for him to fall. "OW!"

"And most importantly we need to stay out of trouble " Tyler said. "And never draw attentions to ourselves"

"Will Tyler Bowman, Kevin Reynolds, Jennifer Shope, (Y/N) (L/N) and Theodore Roachmont report to the office?" Principal Wormeramer announced through the speaker. "Now!"

Huh, 'Stay out of trouble' he said, (Y/N) thought. Stay out of trouble my ass.

~~~~~

The noobs walked towards the Principal Office in shame.

"Man, i hate the principal walk!" Kevin pouted.

"Tell me about it" (Y/N) remembered that she pranked jock just about an hour ago. "I didn't know they would found out already!" It was the scene that she will never forget.

"What did you do?" The four noobs looked at (Y/N).

"Nothing!" (Y/N) smiled innocently.

They entered the principal office but was shocked that Memnock and Zenblock was there.

"Hello" Mem waved.

"You guys?" Tyler asked "Where's the principal?"

Mem chuckled, he walked towards and opened it.

They saw a frozen principal Wormeramer.

"Okay, whatever you're thinking you're doing here." Kevin smiled. "I like it."

"We stabilized her, self replicated her, then duplicated her voice" Zen transformed into Principal Wormeramer. "This is your principal with the last final announcement." Zen/Principal Wormeramer said, through the microphone. "Let me hear you scream!"

They all could hear screams from the hallway. Well, damn.

"If you're just gotta say that, i have to go." (Y/N) smiled, "I promised Levi and Alana, i would sit next to them at science class."

"Tell Alana that she owe me 10 bucks" Shope crossed her arms.

"I'm guessing, she did something to you" (Y/N) raised an eye-brow. "Alright, see y'all at class"

"See you" Tyler waved her good-bye and lovestruck mode was on again.

"If only you can copy Tyler and ask (Y/N) to the smoothie shop because," Roach said. "He's in love"

Roach made kissing noises.

"Haha, I win" Mem hold out his hand.

"Darn It." Zen cursed and gives the money.

They made a bet that Tyler would ask (Y/N) out first or Kevin ask (Y/N) out first.

"What are you guys talking about?" Shope looked at the noobs.

They replied, "Nothing"

"Would you guys stop!" Tyler said. "Besides (Y/N) doesn't like me"

"Well young man, you have to ask her out to truly know for sure" Mem lightly punched Tyler's cheeks.

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(Y/N) sighed and closed her locker. Her day was not that bad, i mean she was totally not worrying that she would be caught on the prank she made. Yeah, she's totally fine.

She finally realized that Tyler was leaning on the wall and (Y/N) almost jumped when he notice him. She probably should check her surroundings more.

"Oh hey, Tyler." (Y/N) smiled. "What's up?"

What she doesn't know is that Mem transformed into Tyler into asking her out.

"Hey (Y/N)," Mem/Tyler greeted. He was trying act cool? "There's a new smoothie shop opened and maybe you wanna checked it out together?"

"Sure, sounds like fun." (Y/N) said. "I gotta ask my brother though"

"Really?! I mean ask your brother then?" Mem/Tyler said. "I mean, meet you there at three"

(Y/N) walked away with books on her hands.

Unaware, that Kevin, Roach, Shope and Zen walked towards to Mem/Tyler.

"She said yes" Shope looked at her friends. "Not a surprise, but now what?"

"Okay grab lover boy, 'cause we have to take a little trip" Mem pointed at the locker who has a frozen Tyler in it.

~~~~~

The noobs walked towards the Galacticus.

"How little is this trip?" Kevin asked. "'Cuz remember Tyler ask (Y/N) out for smoothies!"

Tyler gasped in terror. "I what!? What am i doing?!" Tyler looked a 'little' freaked out.

"Memnock replicated you and ask (Y/N) out and she said yes" Shope said.

"What?!" He screamed.

"We brought you here" Zen realized something, "Wait, where's (Y/N)?"

On cue (Y/N) came in.

"Sorry, I'm late." (Y/N) said. "There was a...traffic"

"What happened to you?"

"Well..."

*Flashback*

(Y/N) was opening the door of her house until there was someone who attacked her with love.

"(Y/N)!!!! I missed you!!!" (B/N) tackled (Y/N) in a hug.

(B/N) (L/N), a 19 year old guy that has (S/C), (H/C) and (E/C) who's in College. He was wearing a yellow hoodie with jeans.

"WTF!! I just saw you this morning! Get off!" (Y/N) was embarrassed that her brother does this every time when she comes home from school.

It was like a daily routine that she can't escape.

"Never!!!!" (B/N) tickled (Y/N).

(Y/N) laughed loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear them.

"Stop it!!!" (Y/N) punched him in the gut.

He shivered and hugged his own gut, "Why are you so cruel, (Y/N)?! I didn't taught you this"

"Technically, Uncle (U/N) did. He said it was 'Self defense' if there were any perverts around. So, i tried it on you" (Y/N) smiled innocently while (B/N) whimpered in fright. "Come on, you make the food while i'll do the laundry!" (Y/N) walked towards the Laundry room.

"Wait, but i can't co..." She didn't hear him.

He went to find the pan and eggs. He turned on the fire as he cooks the egg. He sit on the chair as he waited but what he doesn't know is that the egg was burned and it made into a fire. He finally realized it and panicked.

"What happened here?" (Y/N) found out that her brother burned the kitchen while (B/N) was finding the fire extinguisher.

"(Y/N)!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!" (B/N) freaked out trying to find it.

"At the balcony" (Y/N) pointed at the balcony. It's not the first time for her to witness a fire that (B/N) made.

He quickly ran to the balcony and ran back to the kitchen with two fire extinguisher. He throws one for (Y/N) and for him. (B/N) and (Y/N) puts out the fire in a rush. When the fire is gone, they both looked at the damaged kitchen. They was burnt everywhere, they even have one too.

"Why did you just stand there and not help your older brother?" (B/N) frowned.

"Because, the last time you scold me saying it's dangerous" (Y/N) deadpanned. "'And let your 6 year older brother do the job' for an hour"

"You were still young!"

"I was ten!" (Y/N) sighed. "I already knew about how babies were made by watching a documentary of mom's being pregnant"

(B/N) shivered, "That documentary was so terrifying"

After a couple of looks around the Kitchen, (Y/N) sighed.

"You cooked eggs, didn't you?" (Y/N) looked at her brother, knowing the answer.

"Yup" (B/N) said, popping the 'p' and pulled out a phone.

"Take out?"

"Yup"

"Oh yeah, can i go to the new smoothie shop with a friend of mine?"

"Is it Alana or Shope?"

"It's Tyler?"

"Who?" He titled his head at (Y/N)

"Tyler? Tyler Bowman?" He still looked lost and (Y/N) sighed. "The one who accidentally gave you my birthday card"

​​​​​​"Ohhhh, that guy!" (B/N) smiled but then glare. "Why are you hanging out with a boy?"

"Because, he's my friend and your over-protectiveness isn't gonna stop me that"

"But-"

"No buts, the last butt you'll say is when you'll be holding it in pain"

"Kinky- i mean. Nothing" (B/N) said. "Save me a drink!"

(Y/N) got a text from Memnock, "Well, i better change and go"

"Good luck, don't forget to bring your taser!"

*Flashback ended*

"There was a fire in your house!" Tyler asked. "Are you alright?!"

"Yeah, a couple of burns but i'm fine." (Y/N) said. "This isn't the first time (B/N) burnt the kitchen!"

"First ti-"

(Y/N) cut Shope off, "Let me continue my story"

"There's more?"

"Yes, and then...."

*Flashback again*

(Y/N) was walking through the streets normally until she saw some (B/N)'s classmates at an alleyway and they were talking about her brother.

"(B/N) is so stupid that he think we would listen to what he said" Boy 1st said. "I wonder why is he so popular?"

"Ya, He's been hanging out with his little group!" Boy 2nd smirked. "Maybe we should teach him a lesson"

"Ya! I know where he lives!" Boy 1st smiled. "We could beat him up until we got his wallet and phone. I heard he got some of our hottest girls in the school"

(Y/N)'s eyes twitched and she had enough.

"WHAT DID YOU DUMBASSES SAY ABOUT MY BROTHER!?!?!"

"Oi, who are you?" Boy 1st looked at (Y/N).

"Even though i just screamed, you two are deaf." (Y/N) crossed her arms. "It's not that hard or are you two just fucking idiots who don't hear or think much because your moms kept dropping you two for being ugly"

"What did you say girly?" Boy 2nd glared.

​​​​​​"I said, your moms kept dropping you when you're a baby, you Pillock!" {1}

"Well, a little girly like you, really don't want to mess with guys like u-" He didn't get to finish his sentence because of how (Y/N) who kicked his jewels which he cried out in pain.

"Sorry, guess this little girly just kick your little dick" (Y/N) then looked at the other boy. He tried ran away. Keyword : tried. But (Y/N) grabbed him.

"Now, Now, i didn't say you can run, did i?" (Y/N) said as she shoves the second boy on the wall and glared at him in hatred.

"Now, What did you say about my brother!?" The boy was scared, he fainted out of fright.

"HOLD ON, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!" She shook his body.

The 1st boy went behind her and attacked her which (Y/N) blocked the attack but she got a few bruises on her hands. She kicked his leg and he grunted in pain. He punched her in the gut and she got shoved to the wall with him pulling her shirt which she glazed at him.

She quickly took a taser from her pocket with pointed to the neck which shocked and he passes out. She was covered with burns and bruises again.

"I was lucky that these are weak." (Y/N) sighed, "Man, (B/N) and (U/N) are gonna kill me if i went home with bruises again".

She goes back walking towards the street normally like nothing happens.

*Flashback ended again*

"You fought someone again?!?"

"Ya, it's been so long not to fight without my battle ball!" (Y/N) smiled happily. "I missed it! It's like the time when Levi and i ran away from a car"

"Are you gonna be okay?"

"I'll be fine, i'm used to it." (Y/N) said. "Remember!"

"Man, (Y/N) that was a cool and all." Kevin said. "But really you gotta stop!"

"Let me heal your wounds"

(Y/N) nodded and followed Mem to the healing chamber.

"We brought you here today because as agents of Benevolent Alliance," Zen announced. "We need help investigating a piece of earth technology"

"Yeah that"

"What do you wanna research?" Shope asked. "Plutonium enrichment? Atom mashing?"

"Close." Zen took out the Funder Wonderland pamphlet. "The Rollercoaster"

"We need to research this 'Funder wonderland' right away" Mem walked towards to the noobs with (Y/N) following behind.

(Y/N) deadpanned and the rest of the noobs were confused.

"We might as well investigate called 'The Fog Flume'"

"Oooo," (Y/N) smiled innocently then deadpanned with a hint of sarcasm in her face. "How about we search the 'Toilet' and the 'Sink' while we're at it"

(Y/N) was about to say more but a phone rings, she got a call from (B/N). "I gotta take this call." (Y/N) said. "Bye guys, see you later at the smoothie place, Tyler" (Y/N) walked out of the Galacticus.

"Memnock replicated me to ask (Y/N) out!?" Tyler looked at his friends in shock.

"You're welcome" Shope shrugged.

"Quite, now is this 'Rollercoaster' thing scary?" Mem pointed at the pamphlet.

"Doesn't matter." Kevin said. "Funder Wonderland is closed 'till summer."

Mem faces his head down in sadness.

"Don't be sad, we can open anything" Zen patted on Mem's shoulder.

"Stop! If you guys got me a date... I mean a friend hang out with (Y/N), then your gonna help me make it the best hang out ever!"

"So, no rollercoaster?"

"Not until she tells me she has the most memorable hang out in history!" Tyler crossed his arms.

"Easy peasy!" Zen said. "All of you is five ounces of your plasma that she sips off your face with a straw" Zen handed over a straw.

"And if she doesn't vomit within five minutes," Mem said. "You're in love."

"Better plan!" Tyler declared. "And earth forms now!"

"Fine" They transforms into different humans and teleported to the smoothie shop.

~~~~~

Mem/Gideon and Zen/Richard were wiping the table with the cloth at the smoothie shop.

"Wait, this is the better plan? Where are the real guys?" Tyler asked. "I'm pretty sure (Y/N) will know the difference!"

Shope opened the closet door to reveal two frozen workers in the closet.

"This gives us more control of the most memorable hang out ever." Kevin said. "I'll be under the table"

"W-What if someone comes in?"

Right on cue someone opened the door.

"Sorry, we're closed" Zen/Richard blocked the door.

"What? But i saw some kids there?" The man pointed at the noobs which caused Zen to increases his fist and hits the man and the man screamed.

"Now just sit back, relax" Mem/Gideon said. "And let the love date couching masters handle everything."

"We have a plan dude!"

"No, i have a better idea." Tyler suggested. "You copy me again because you're smooth with dates and i feel barfy just thinking about it"

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Suddenly, the bells rings and (Y/N) walked into the shop with her usual clothes. The other ran and hide.

"Hey, Tyler sorry that i'm late. Apparently, my brother broke the washing machine again" (Y/N) greeted which caused Tyler to laugh goofily and (Y/N) gave him an odd look.

Luckily, Mem/Gideon came to rescue and pushed (Y/N) to the chair.

"Welcome to the smoothie shop place thing." Zen/Richard said. "Why don't you sit here and decide what you like?"

"And change the topic what happened at school today? or when can we go to Funder Wonderland?" Mem/Gideon took out the Funder Wonderland pamphlet.

Tyler laughed nervously as (Y/N) gave him a concern look.

"Funder wonderland?" (Y/N) muttered. "Where have i heard that before?"

Tyler started to sweat. "Uh, you know the one that Mem and Zen wants to..." Tyler said. "Investigate"

"Oh yeah, now i remember" (Y/N) smiled and Tyler sighed in relief. "But hey, What did happened at school?" (Y/N) asked. "Are you in trouble?"

"What?! No... Uh..." Tyler was about to read what Roach wrote but (Y/N) stopped him.

"Is it...because of...me?" (Y/N) pointed at herself which caused Tyler to panic even more. "That i pranked Jock at school and they thought it was you"

Tyler's face turned into confusion.

"W-What?" Tyler was shocked that she pranked jock. Nobody pranked jock because they were scared of him or because they didn't care.

"Ya, i dyed his hair blue!" (Y/N) chuckled.

"W-What?"

"I said, I dyed his hair blue!"

"How?"

"Well, remember the first time he met us and he threaten us to think we can't beat him." Tyler nodded. "Well, i replaced his hair gel with hair dye! He thought that it was one of his friends who pranked him as they fight i recorded everything!" (Y/N) laughed and Tyler joined in the laughter. "So, you know feel comfortable around me?"

Tyler looked confused, "W-what?"

He's confused, why is she asking the question?

"I don't know, it felt like we weren't as close like we used to. Sure, we had our laughs and smiles but it felt like we drifted apart after graduation" (Y/N) smiled sadly. "Honestly, it's understandable since it's my fault for being a terrible influence to you guys and you guys had to deal with my pranks and fights and all other things."

(Y/N) smiled sadly while twirling her hair.

Tyler smiled sadly at her, he knew what she was thinking. She honestly thought it was her fault for their lack of friendship but he knew it was his fault for avoiding her. Just because he had a crush on her.

Shope holds her paper closed and didn't write anything because after what (Y/N) said. She didn't know what to say to make her best friend feel better. She was right, Tyler was avoiding her because he had a crush on her but she didn't know why and blamed herself for not being a good influence to them even though what she's saying is wrong. It's still sad that her best friend thinks that.

Hell, even Kevin was quite. He maybe under their table and had to deal with (Y/N) kicking her feet back and forward but he also don't know how to help them to make the atmosphere less awkward. Also, to think that (Y/N) thinking that it was her fault made him even more awkward because he doesn't know how to answer to that. He's just lucky that (Y/N) doesn't know that he was under the table.

"Anyway, where's the waiter?" (Y/N) smiled. "I want some smoothies"

Tyler softly smiled at her, wait did she say smoothies? Is she ordering more than one?!

"We'll take your order" Mem/Gideon walked towards to the two.

"I'll have one (F/S) and one strawberry sparkle with an active culture shop!" (Y/N) ordered. "One for here and one to go please"

Mem/Gideon and Zen/Richard looked confused.

"What the heck is that?"

"It's a lab bacteria that enhances your metabolism and brain waves." (Y/N) explained. "I'm so proud that i know that and i bet that Shope is happy that i know that"

Shope smiles behind her, with a smile that says 'I-am'.

"How about you, Tyler?"

Tyler reads the paper that Shope was holding and nervously said, "I'll have the same!"

~~~~~

Mem/Gideon and Zen/Richard walked into the kitchen.

"She wants a drink with bacteria" Zen/Richard shrugged.

"I always dreamed of becoming a smoothie maker!" Roach slips a banana into the blender.

"Yeah, aim higher, please. Haha, smoothie that are alive!" Meme/Gideon laughed.

"Oh, i hope the virus doesn't get into my smoothie! My living beverage. Protect me!" Zen/Richard laughed while he dramatically falls to the counter.

Then, a virus from space lands into the blender of the smoothie.

"Uh-oh" They both said as the smoothie beast slithers out of the tiny blender and growls loudly.

~~~~~

A scream was heard at the table as (Y/N) looked around.

"What was that?!" (Y/N) stood up. "Why does it sound like a scream?"

"Nothing" Tyler laughed nervously. "Nothing!"

Kevin and Shope stood behind (Y/N). Kevin starts to write something on the paper and showed it to Tyler.

"Uh... Hey let's talk about underwear flaps! Do we really need them?" Tyler red on the paper that Kevin wrote. Shope takes the paper and hits him with it.

(Y/N) looked surprised that he brings out the topic but sat down, "Wow, never knew you were the guy who discusses about that?"

~~~~~

The smoothie monster causes more destruction by throwing Mem/Gideon and Zen/Richard to the wall. They both transforms back into their alien forms.

Shope and Kevin walks into the kitchen and The smoothie came behind them. "What are you guys doing? You're ruining Tyler's date!"

"The smoothie get infected, didn't it?" Kevin looked at them, knowing the answer. The smoothie beast growled and Kevin screamed. The smoothie beast punched Kevin and Shope out of the kitchen and towards the wall had a big hole.

~~~~~

"So, yeah. I think we do need them-" She Saw two figures flying towards the wall, crashing it. "What was that?" (Y/N) pointed at the two holes.

"No, it's a bug! Two bugs! Big bugs! Do you know that bugs are getting bigger?" Tyler lied with a nervous smile. "Thank you global warming!"

~~~~~

"Okay, living smoothie." Mem said. "Time to say bye-bye!" He tried to use the blaster on the smoothie beast but it dodges.

"My turn!" Zen tried to the same but it dodges.

~~~~~

"Wow, it's taking really long. I'll go check on our order." (Y/N) was about to get up but Tyler stopped her by holding her hand.

"No! I'll do it!" Tyler said. "And don't look back, i have a surprise for you!"

"Really?" (Y/N) looked at him with sparkling eyes and Tyler saw a blaster flying through, he takes it and hides it from (Y/N). "Alright!"

"Thanks for understanding. You're the best!" Tyler ran towards the kitchen.

"Aww, i know"

~~~~~

He saw Mem and Zen were shoved against the wall and Roach thrusting his battle ball.

"Oh hey buddy!" Roach waved and continued thrusting his battle ball. Shope and Kevin ran towards the kitchen

"We're fine, just in a lot of pain!"

"We can't let (Y/N) found out!" Tyler looked at his friends.

"Why not?" Shope asked. "She has one of the most rarest and powerful battle ball?! It'll be stupid not to include her!"

Tyler groaned, "I don't even know what to say?"

"We just need help!" The smoothie beast throws Kevin, Shope, Roach, Mem and Zen out of the kitchen. The beast growls one more and Tyler ran out of the kitchen.

~~~~~

"(Y/N) WE NEED HELP!" Tyler screamed and (Y/N) to looked at Tyler.

"With what?" (Y/N) asked. Tyler grabbed her hand and they ran into the kitchen to see the smoothie beast which caused (Y/N) smile brightly and fangirled. "This beast is awesome" (Y/N) looked at the beast with sparkling eyes which caused Tyler to looked her in confusion.

"What?"

"Let's take it down together!" (Y/N) smiled at him.

Tyler nodded, "Blue and yellow battle ball. Go!"

She thrust her battle ball into her chest. Then she pressed her battle ball and waited to feel the power in her hands. Tyler looked at her shocked that her hair is floating and glowing. What is she? A goddess?

When she feels the power, she punched the smoothie beast as Tyler teleported and extract the virus.

"That was the best surprise ever." (Y/N) smiled at him. "Thank you!" (Y/N) hugged him from behind.

"Y-Your w-welcome"

"I gotta admit i thought it was strange out of nowhere that you suddenly wanted to hang out with me but that was the most memorable smoothie hang out in the history!" (Y/N) ranted. "I mean who wouldn't like a surprise like that! Well, most people would be scared but you know me, i'm weird. I'm not saying like the 'I'm not the other girls' bullshit because they are plenty of girls or women are like that. Tho, It feels like fighting in my favourite anime or back at the old days or or...." (Y/N) blushed when she realized she was talking too much. "Sorry, i talked too much"

"Cute" Tyler whispered. He always love to hear her rant.

"What?"

"Nothing!"

"Well, i got to go. My family's gonna kill me if i go home late! See you at school!" (Y/N) smiled and waved goodbye until Tyler grabbed her hand to stop her from leaving.

"I-i.....

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I think you're a great friend!"

(Y/N) blinked.

Tyler blinked himself and screamed in his mind, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

"What?" (Y/N) titled her head.

"I-it-it's just that" Tyler breathed out to stop his stuttering. "It's my fault for avoiding you. So, please stop blaming yourself"

"What do you mean, Tyler?"

"I tried to avoid you not because you were bad influence but because......because....." He could say about his feelings right now but something is holding him back.

(Y/N) only smiled in understanding, "I.....understand. I may not know the reason why you avoided me but i do understand that you certainly don't know how to explain yourself in words. I could relate to that." (Y/N) hugged him. "Thank you Tyler, you have no idea how happy i am to be your friend."

Tyler blushed, 'HOLY SHOOT! SHE'S HUGGING ME'. Tho, he still got friendzone, but at least he got a hug.

"Welp, see you at school!" (Y/N) waved good bye and walked out of the store.

Tyler shyly waved back and sighed lovingly. Mem, Zen, Shope, Roach and Kevin came back.

"Is the virus still here?" Shope looked around.

"No." Zen said. "But what happened to lover boy?"

"What did (Y/N) do to you?" Kevin looked at Tyler who's still in love struck mode.

"She hugged me and said she had fun" Tyler was lovestruck. 'Also that i almost confessed to her but i decided not to'

"Good to know. So..." Mem hold out the pamphlet.

~~~~~

"You never told us!" Zen said. "Are these things scary?"

"No!" The noobs cheered and the two aliens screamed.

*Bonus*

While (Y/N) was walking away from the smoothie shop.

"OH FUCK! I FORGOT MY AND (B/N)'S SMOOTHIES!!"

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