It was a normal day at the three alien's house.

Mem and Zen were watching TV, Kira was reading (Y/N)'s book again while the noobs were fighting a dragon.

They were all hanging on the dragon tail while screaming.

Mem and Zen were too focus on watching the TV than helping the noobs with the virus.
Zen waves the noobs and the tail off of the TV. The two were watching 'Extreme Virus Warrior'.

"And now let's get back to 'Extreme Virus Warrior'!" Mem and Zen smiled brightly of what the announcer said and they ignored the virus and the noobs.

"Quite! We're watching our favourite reality show!". Zen pushed the dragon tail away.

"'Extreme Virus Warrior'" Mem smiles brightly. "We stream it from our home planet"

Zen nodded.

"In my opinion, that show is boring and they're all fake acting" Kira commented, not looking away from the book.

"Oh, you're just saying that because you weren't in it!"

"Ya, because I rejected them" Kira said. "Why would I want some Alien to record what ever I do in my life when i could just slack off and eat cream puffs"

The TV shows a clip of Rovu sitting on the chair with his two recruits standing at the back.

"How long before we find the source of the virus? I can't tell you"

The noobs came back and started to watch the show.

"Is it because you don't actually know?"

The noobs, Mem and Zen snickered at Kira statement.

"That's Rovu and his recruits!" Kevin pointed at the TV.

"But i can tell you this! We're gonna find them first" Rovu looked at the camera seriously as he points at himself.

"That doesn't really answer the question" (Y/N) exclaimed as Kira replied, "That's Rovu for you. A guy who looks cool and strong but has an ego personality that's high enough to be known as a drug"

"So, basically Narcissism?"

"Yup"

"The show follows the lives of toughest virus warriors in the universe"

Back to the TV, the TV shows a clip of Rovu's recruits fighting over a meat and Rovu came out of nowhere and tries to stop them.

"Hey, Knock it off you two extreme warriors! Save it for the virus." Rovu clenched his fist while showing off his muscles. Mem, Zen and Kira scoffs and rolled their eyes while (Y/N) Boo'ed at Rovu.

Back at the interview, Rovu chuckles. "Yeah, these guys are crazy but you gotta be crazy to fight the virus!" The TV shows a footage of Rovu and his recruits fighting a slug monster?

Anyway, Rovu punched the monster to the face and lastly kicked the monster with his recruits by his side. The for noobs except (Y/N) looked impressed, their eyes were wide and they didn't say anything while the three alien trainers and (Y/N) looked uninterested, they were looking at the footage in boredom and rolled their eyes at the end of the footage.

"Whoa, Rovu is good" Shope commented as the boys still looked amazed.

"He's not that good...maybe a little" Zen admitted as (Y/N) rolled her eyes at him.

She knows that Mem and Zen are much better than Rovu. Sure, he looks cooler but at least her two male mentors doesn't have a big ego like Rovu.

"I think his acting is terrible." (Y/N) commented as Kira smiled at her student. Good thing, that her student is smart enough to not fall for that.

Shope had a different opinion. "It's a reality show, (Y/N). They're not acting."

"Ya, tell that to the Kardashians, Shope"

"I hope the creators of the virus are watching this. So, they know what their demise will look like"

(Y/N) laughed hysterically on Rovu's last line, it was so fake.

Mem complained, "Oh please, they totally wrote that last line for him!"

Kira nodded as Zen shut Mem up.

"Quite!" Zen said. "Amazing host Dax Zaxxon is about to tease the next week show"

Mem and Zen focused on the TV and Kira spoke up, "Bet it's bunch of noobs"

"Next week, we will meet our newest reality stars as we follow the virus warriors protecting their planet on sector E942"

The TV shows a picture of Kevin scratching his butt, Tyler looks at the sun too bright, Roach picking his nose with flies above his hair, Shope looking happy while holding her phone and (Y/N) smiled sweetly while doing a lazy salute and her tongue stuck out.

'Why did you have to jinx it, Kira' (Y/N) covered her face with her hands.

Roach was picking his nose and said, "Hey, that just looks like us!" He pointed at the TV.

"That is you!" Mem, Zen and Kira screamed.

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira were still screaming.

(Y/N)'s bracelet beeped, she closed her bracelet shopping it from beeping.

"I gotta to to the bathroom. Bye!" She ran towards the bathroom.

~~~~~

"Princess Para, pleasure to see you" (Y/N) smiled.

"Pleasure to see you too, (Y/N)" Princess Parsa smiled, in the hologram. "I heard you've been announced of the next 'extreme virus warriors'. Are you excited?"

"Well, a random alien's gonna record our lives for a tv-show" (Y/N) said. "So, yeah. It's not bad. I'm just used to it with A/N writing a fanfiction about me"

"What?"

"Nothing! Totally didn't break the 4th wall" (Y/N) nervous laughed. "Anyway, so do you have a reason to call me?"

"Yes, actually" Princess Parsa nodded. "Do you actually know the reason why Kira didn't exactly join one of the TV-shows?" (Y/N) shook her head. "Welllll"

​​​​​~~~~~

The three Aliens were still screaming and the noobs looked at them in boredom until they heard a loud laughter.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA"

(Y/N) walked out, stifling her laughter. "Sorry, hit my funny bone"

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira was walking back and forward, thinking of a plan while the noobs sits down, looking bored.

"What do we do? Everyone in this universe watches this show!" Zen looked worried.

"We just need to plan to make the noobs look amazing and powerful which we all know they are not" Mem, Zen and Kira looked at the noobs.

"You guys are being rude!" Kevin crossed his arms.

"Wait, are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?" Kira asked, looking happy for a second as Mem and Zen nodded and the noobs had different answers.

"Flossing my teeth?" Tyler took out his floss.

"Setting the world record for wearing the most pants in one time?" Kevin took out one of his pants as Shope sighed.

"Helping him 'cuz i 'owe' him one" Shope uses air quotes.

"Watching a movie or anime marathon?" (Y/N) holds out her TV remote. She brought it for reasons.

~~~~~

(B/N) was at home for once. He skipped class for rest and all he wanted to do is to ignore the chores that (Y/N) told him to do and watch TV.

He was about to take the TV remote until he realized, it wasn't in it's usual spot. He tries to found it everywhere, their bedrooms, the kitchen, the dining room, even the toilet but he still hadn't found it.

Then he realized, only one person who would steal the remote from him.

"(YYYYYYYY/////////NNNNNNNNN)!!!!!!" He screamed.

~~~~~

Roach was about to say something until he heard a scream.

"Again, those are the reasons" (Y/N) smiles, taking her phone. "It took him 33 minutes? (B/N)'s getting slow" (Y/N) text (B/N) about it and the rest looked at her weirdly.

"Happy dancing!" Roach took out his radio from his hair and started to dance.

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

Mem turned off the music by pressing pause.

"No happy dance!" Mem yelled as he was about to continue Kira cut him off.

"Cuz it's time for a 'Noob Reality Make-over!'"

~~~~~

"But it's a reality show, aren't we supposed to be ourselves?" Tyler asked, innocently.

'Tyler, you're too innocent for this cruel world!' (Y/N) looked at Tyler. "Tyler, most reality tv-shows are plastic people who are supposed to be recycle but been walking on the ground everywhere"

"Uh-huh, Now talk lower!" Mem commanded.

"Like this?" Tyler talks lower.

"Still wimpy, deeper!" Zen ordered.

Mem and Kira nodded.

"Like this?" Tyler talks lower.

"Yeah, good. Keep that up!" Kira praised as Tyler replied with a low voice, "Okay".

"Now, how do we make the other noobs cool like Tyler?" Mem looked at the two Aliens.

Roach suddenly said, "Oh, you want cool? Ah check it!". Roach took out radio from his hair and starts the song.

Sun, sun, sun is-

Zen said otherwise, "We don't need dancing!". Zen pressed a button as the radio falls on a hole.

"What we need is a huge virus battle when the crew gets here, that'll look better on TV than Rovu's" Mem and Zen nodded at Kira's idea.

"XR4TI, locate any virus pods in the area" Zen commanded.

"There's a micro pod virus currently passing alpha century on a course for earth"

"A micro virus that sounds nasty like it gets deep inside of things and releases huge beast!" Zen smirked.

"And our extreme virus warriors will crush them!" Mem finished.

'Wait, wasn't the micro virus the wea-' (Y/N)'s thought was interrupted by Roach's voice.

"Did you say a crushed it?" Roach hums and dance happily.

"Stop!" Zen yelled. "We need you to look cool!"

"Transmission arriving from General Blorgon and the elders" XR4TI exclaimed as Mem shushed The Roach.

"Shh, it's the boss" Mem pressed a button which made Roach to fall on a hole.

The TV shows General Blorgon upside down?

"Is this thing on?" General Blorgon clears his throat and asked "Hello? Hello.. I can't tell... It's upside down!" LGeneral Blorgon turned the camera back where it should be.

The elders sits beside him.

General Blorgon greets the noobs, Mem, Zen and Kira. "Greetings, i just wanted to say, we're all looking forward to seeing the earth warriors on our favourite show 'Extreme Virus warriors!'"

"We love it!" Secretary Tech'nut said excitedly which General Blorgon replied with, "I just said that"

Mem, Zen and Kira nervously smiled at each other.

"Anyway, we can't wait to see our young warriors save the earth and not be terrible anymore. Bye" The transmission ended and Tyler started to clear his throat.

"Wait 'till-wait 'till he hears my extreme voice" Tyler said, in a lower voice.

"And i'll be wearing my extreme pants!" Kevin came while holding more pants.

"It's nothing extreme about you!" Zen yelled.

"Transmission arriving from Rovu, your rival who does everything better than you" XR4TI said as (Y/N) giggled.

"A little savage, don't you think?".

"I try"

(Y/N) giggled louder and the TV shows Rovu laughing at them.

"Hahahahhaha, i'm laughing because i know the earth noobs are going to be terrible on 'Extreme Virus Warriors' making you look terrible! Hahahahahahah" Rovu laughs as (Y/N) rolled her eyes at his childishness and the transmission was done.

"What a childish way to mock someone." Kira commented as (Y/N) nods in agreement.

"Transmission ended." XR4TI suddenly got another transmission. "Receiving transmission". The TV shows Rovu's face and he was still laughing.

"Okay, we get it!" Zen ended the transmission.

"And we have to make sure the noobs are awesome when the cameras arrive" Mem said as Zen and Kira nodded.

"Well, you better get started 'cuz i think they're here."

The noobs looked at the window and Kevin was right. A spaceship landed near the Galacticus. The three alien trainers look out at the window.

~~~~~

Dax Saxxon stepped out and talked.

"Earth. Where is it? What is it? And what extreme warriors defend it?" Dax Saxon said. "First, let's see who recruited them and why? Memnock, Zenblock!"

~~~~~

"Oh crud" Mem cursed.

~~~~~

Mem and Zen were sitting on the chairs, sweating and looking nervous.

"The noobs? Well, we call them the noobs.."

Mem takes over 'cuz he knows that needs more time to think."Yeah, it's an earth word for awesome!"

Zen nodded and started to speak. "They're clearly the most exciting recruits we've ever had... I'm not lying."

"They are definitely extreme and you can leave now" Mem said but Dax replied with, "No! 'cuz i think the universe really wants to meet them"

"Well, they don't have to-"

Dax interrupted him by saying, "Yes, they do 'cuz it's time to meet these extreme virus warriors but first we have to interview Kira!"

When they tried to look for Kira, she was almost to the door, trying to run away.

~~~~~

"Well, i think the noobs really care for the planet earth and i think they're really funny and fun to be around." Kira smiled nervously at her foolish choice of words and cleared her throat.

"Why did you want to be their mentor? I mean, you decline every alien in the galaxy but you choose 5 warriors on earth?" Kira turned wide eyed on the question. She thought that should she tell the truth or..

"Well, when i saw them at the Virus Warrior Convention and Recruiters awards. I knew they had potential and care of being a warrior. Apparently, my instincts were correct, they won 'The Virus Warrior Recruiter of the Year' and defeated Count Venamus several times." Kira smiled brightly, holding her pants. "The reason I wanted to teach them is that they are quite different from the other Aliens. They talk, laugh, cry and any other things that happen. Earth is way different than anything other planets that I've been through and i could say from confidence that this gotta be my favourite planet to rescue"

Mem and Zen smiled at Kira. Glad to have her on the team to help the noobs to be good warriors.

"Alright! Maybe it's time you should show the noobs!" Kira said. "While I got to the bathroom!"

She ran towards the bathroom.

~~~~~

Tyler clears his throat and brushes his teeth, he puts the tooth brush back and started to talk.

"My name is Tyler, on earth it's important to floss. This is my normal voice when i floss. Floss~ floss~ floss~" Tyler continued to say floss five times while flossing his teeth.

~~~~~

Kevin sits on the chair while wearing more than one pants in one time.

"Yeah, i'm Kevin. I like fighting the virus, i guess but what i really want to do is" Kevin stands up. "Set the world record for wearing the most pants in once!". He tries to wear another layer of pants but falls down and crashed the chair.

~~~~~

Shope was in front of a 'How many Jellybeans is in this jar?' stand.

"I'm Jennifer Shope because Kevin fed my fish. I now had to calculate how many jellybeans are in this jar. So, i can win one-thousand earth dollar to help him buy more pants" Shope explained as Kevin came out of nowhere while wearing layers of pants.

"Hurry up and guess! I need to break this record!" Kevin screamed and falls again.

~~~~~

(Y/N) was in front of a grocery store with a big smile on her face. She was wearing a white tank top, cherry red plaid shirt, blue jeans, brown boots and carries a brown bag.

'Anxiety! You better not attack now or i'll call morality' (Y/N) thought. 'Wait, why am i talking to myself again'

"Hello! My name is (Y/N) (L/N)! I like (T/Y/L)and other things you won't understand! Right now, i'm going grocery shopping and a Grocery Store is a retail store that primaly sells food." (Y/N) was about take out her wallet but she accidentally took out her TV remote instead which catches someone's attention which is (B/N), who finally founds (Y/N) talking to people.

(B/N) quickly snatches the TV remote from (Y/N)'s grasp and (Y/N) sighed.

"You know what! Change of plans, i'm hunting down the TV remote!" (Y/N) chases her brother for the remote.

~~~~~

Roach sat quietly at the chair. He was really quite at the moment.

"Do you talk?"

Roach shrugged and answered "I'm a man of few words"

"Do you like being a warrior?" Dax asked and Roach answered, "I like the flying part, i guess"

"Now, what makes you an extreme virus warrior?" Dax asked

"Oh, i'll show you!" Roach took out his boombox from his hair. "Ah, check it!" Roach dances to the music.

Sun, sun, sun is

The music stopped when the alarms started blaring. Mem, Zen and Kira came out of nowhere.

"Oh wait!" Zen started. "Because it's time for fighting!"

Mem continued, "The virus has just attacked and-"

Kira gasped, "The earth warriors must go battle balls and be extreme!"

"Then, let's go to the battle field!" Dax smiled. "We have got to capture this extreme virus warrior as it happens!"

~~~~~

The virus has infected...the flies. The noobs kills the flies by clapping their hands between the fly. It was actually have fun.

Dax and his crew looked at the battle in confusion while the three alien trainers looked at it with their jaw dropped, they did not expect this.

"What the heck is this?" Zen asked and XR4TI answered, "It's the micro virus, it's the weakest of viruses and only infects the smallest species".

"And you're telling us now!?" Mem asked as Zen and Kira face plamed or sighed.

"This is the most boring stuff except the 'TV remote chase' i've ever seen in the universe!" Dax said. "Is it me or this stuff is unwatchable?"

The noobs were still having fun, killing the flies.

"Agh! A little help!" Kevin falls down again and (Y/N) helps him up.

Tyler clears his throat and said in a low voice "Okay, we've defeated the mini insect beast!"

"And whoa, insects make up 75% of living things on earth!" Mem smiled.

"Yeah. So, luckily this extreme warriors are here before it got out of control!" Zen nervously chuckled and (Y/N) killed another fly.

"Haha, very exciting!" Kira fake laughed.

"Oh, you want exciting?" Roach took out his boombox out of his hair. "Ah! Check it!" Roach smiled but the three alien trainers said "No happy dance!"

~~~~~

Tyler was sitting on the dining table and he was holding a sandwich.

"It's called a sandwich, you put meat in the middle then you eat it." Tyler said in a low voice and eats the sandwich.

~~~~~

(Y/N) narrowed her eyes, looking her brother with a TV remote on his hands.

Dax and his crew looked at the two in wonder, What are they gonna do?

(Y/N) looked to see (B/N) being distraction, and jumped on him which (B/N) by catching her.

"Oh help no, bro!" (Y/N) glared. "Give me the remote!"

"Never!"

(Y/N) punched his head which he yelled and she grabbed the remote and ran only for (B/N) to grab her leg which she fell.

"No! You can't have it!"

"Do your fucking chorus for once bro!"

"This" Dax said. "This is fun"

~~~~~~

Shope opens the door with a lot of bags of pants on her hands.

"Okay, i got more pants." Shope said. "You just need three more and you set the record!"

Kevin sigh and tries to wear more pants.

"I-i can do this! I have to wear more pants on and-" Kevin stopped talking when the pants can't hold on too much longer and it spread out.

The pants spread everywhere and it also landed on Dax's face.

"Ya, shut it off." Dax said. "We are done here!"

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira were begging Dax to give them another chance.

"Please!" Memiliki said. "If this episode airs, we'll be the laughing stock of the Benevolent Alliance"

"Rovu will never let us leave it down." Zen said. "I can't hear him now, 'Ha ha ha ha losers ha ha ha ha'"

"Ya and his ego is bigger than anyone in this galaxy." Kira said. "He'll be rubbing that moment to our faces!"

"Uhh, we gotta go fellas but look if you got something else exciting and amazing besides the TV remote chase. I'll shoot it!" Dax said, giving them another chance.

"Ah, of course, we have something and um amazing!" Zen smiled.

"And a exciting! And-a-a-a" Mem stutter on his words.

"Where?" Dex asked as the two aliens tries to think of something, Kira spoke up. "Roach's happy dance!"

"But you said no happy dancing!" Roach reminded as Mem took out a boombox out of nowhere and admit, "We're desperate. Dance"

"Ah, check it!" Zen pointed at Roach.

The music starts and Roach dances.

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

Roach dances as the background changes. The Roach finishes his dance with a pose and a, "Ta-da".

Dax looked confused, the noobs looked at Dax while the three alien trainers sighed in defeat and Mem dropped the boombox.

"Well, we tried" Mem sighed and Kira nodded

"That is the most... Amazing thing i've ever seen!" Dax commented which shocked everyone.

"What?" Mem asked and the noobs asked again "What?"

"Everybody, cancel 'Extreme Virus Warrior' and get ready for my new reality series." Dax said. "It's gonna blow the Galaxy away!"

"Is it called 'How many pants you can wear?'"

(Y/N) chuckled at Kevin which made him smile.

"No but that's not bad." Dax said. "It's called..."

~~~~~

"Welcome to 'Can you happy dance?' with virus fighters from all over the galaxy trying to compete to see who's the best in the universe!" Dax announced. "Up first, we have General Blorgon, The elders and Rovu all compete in round one!" The contestants smiled at the camera.

Dax sat at the judge chair with the other judges.

"And a 1 and a 2 and a check it!"

The music started and they all started dancing.

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

General Blorgon giggled and said "I love this~".

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

"And i'm the best at it" Rovu said

~~~~~

The three alien trainers and the noobs were watching 'Can you happy dance?' on TV.

"Roach, if i ever tell you not to dance." Zen said. "You are ordered to ignore me!"

"Whatever, i still think my pants idea was better" Kevin rolled his eyes.

(Y/N) nudged his shoulder, "Well, we don't think so"

"And.." Tyler started

"Ah, check it!"

The noobs except Kevin, Mem, Zen and Kira said as the music starts and they all dance.

Sun, sun, sun is

Shining on us

*Small bonus*

Tyler was still talking in his lower voice to sound cool. He wanted to impress (Y/N) with his new voice.

"Hey, (Y/N)! What do you think about my voice?" Tyler asked, in a low voice and (Y/N) looked at him oddly.

"I don't like it" (Y/N) said, sending an anime-arrow through Tyler. "Ya, it's sounds tough but it doesn't fit you" (Y/N) smiled at him and Tyler looked at her in confusion. "I think, your normal voice is much better!"

Tyler blushed at (Y/N)'s sentence. She likes his voice even though it sounds wimpy and not cool.

"(YYYYYYYYYY/////////////NNNNNNNNNNN)". It was a similar scream like before.

"So, he finally notice that i replace the TV remote with the AC remote and it took him 15 minutes, not bad."