Noob Sitters
(Fun fact : I actually have this doll and i'm the one who took a pic of it. Isn't he adorable?!)
Mem, Zen and Kira were teaching the noobs at the Galacticus.
"With great power comes great responsibility." Kira smiled.
"And to care for your planet and protect it from the virus," Zen continued. "You need to learn to care about other things than yourselves."
"So, please present the plants we gave you last week." Mem said. "So,we can inspect how they were cared for."
The noobs shows their plants. Tyler's, Shope's and (Y/N)'s plants were dead. Roach shows his plant which reveal that the plant is infected.
"I think mine's infected." Roach smiled innocently which Kira blasted the infected plant which turn it to ashes as Zen sighs.
"Where's your plant?" Zen pointer at Kevin.
"You never gave me one." Kevin crossed his arms.
"Yes we did," Mem said. "We gave you all a plant to take care of for one week."
"Do you have video proving you gave me one?"
"No!"
"So how can you prove you gave me one?" Kevin smirked. "Which you didn't
"Fine. Here's a plant. Care for it." Kira gave the plant to him which he smiles and 'accidentally' dropped it to the ground.
"You fail!" Zen screamed. "All of you!"
"Well, what about you?" (Y/N) changing the subject. "Every time you guys disagree on something, you end up on the news!"
*Flashback*
"Strange explosion rocked the Cornbury supermarket today. Eyewitnesses tell the story." Sue Newswomen announced as the TV shows a footage of Mem and Zen in their human forms explaining the situation.
"Well, we were in the produce aisle arguing if we should get a watermelon, like I wanted" Mem/Bob explained. "Or a honeydew melon, like he wanted."
"Yeah, then all the watermelon just blew up, so we had to get honeydew." Zen/Rob Said. "It was weird."
*Flashback ended*
"And Kira's anger destroyed part of the meadow. People thought someone put a bomb there!" Tyler pointed at Kira.
*Flashback*
"Another strange explosion rocked the Cornbury meadow. Eyewitness tells the story" Sue Newswomen announced as the TV shows a footage of Kira in her human form explaining.
"Well, i was just walking to the meadow until i realized that i heard an explosion." Kira/Adira explained. "I went to the explosion and saw this....place"
*Flashback ended*
"I was training when a squirrel bit my butt and well...explosion happen" Kira explained, looking the other way which they all sighed.
"You three need to work on being better Earthlings." Shope pointed at their three mentors.
"And you all need to work on being more responsible!" Zen screamed.
~~~~~
The noobs were riding on their bikes and complained about their alien trainers.
"Responsible?" Tyler said. "We are very responsible."
"Yeah." Roach said. "For instance, we are on our bikes and wearing helmets!"
They heard a truck honks the horn.
Shope spoke up, "But we should probably get out of the way."
"And watch the road more than talking to each other" (Y/N) sighed.
The truck bonus the horn again.
"Keep your shirt on!"
The five all walk to the side with their bikes and the truck drives away.
Then an unknown man and women walked towards the noobs.
"Oh hey," The man greeted. "You kids in helmets who look very responsible!"
"We're new to the neighborhood and need a babysitter." The women smiled.
"You want one of us to take care of a real baby?" Tyler pointed at him and his friend.
"It pays $20 an hour." The men smiled.
The noobs started to shouts and pointed ta themselves.
"Uh-oh. Looks like it's interview time!" The man announced. "To see who gets the job."
"Sounds great, hon." The women nodded.
~~~~~
"Okay." Man said. "Question #1: What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'Babysitting'?"
"Waffles." Roach smiled.
"Fear." Tyler shivered.
"When you babysit," Kevin said. "You don't actually sit on the baby, right?"
"While we hear the word 'babysitting', we think of responsibility, because it is an important job to care for someone's precious child." Shope said. "Almost like taking care of our precious Earth."
"Wow, that was such a good explanation for someone who doesn't know how to take care of a plant" (Y/N) deadpanned, she looked at the married couple. "Babies"
The married couple Blinked.
"Well, I think they all get the job!" The women rushed to the other room to take her baby.
She came back and gives her baby to (Y/N), who took her gently. She slide your hand from their bottom up to support their neck. Gently nudge baby's head into the crook of her elbow while still cradling their head, move her hand from the supporting arm to their bottom.
"Now, he just woke up from his nap." The women advices. "So let him play with his teddy."
The women giving Kevin the teddy.
"Ah, but do not give him his pacifier, no matter how badly he wants it." The mam gave the pacifier to Shope.
"And don't forget to sterilize the bottle and give it to him when he's hungry. We've been invited to a 'Welcome to the neighborhood' dinner!" The women gives the bottle of milk to Roach.
"And if you have any questions," The man said. "Don't call us."
'Wait, what?' (Y/N) sweat dropped.
"We haven't had a night out in months!"
"Have fun!" The women smiled, they both went to their car and drives away.
"Okay. We can do this." Tyler said. "We can take care of a baby because we are responsible!"
(Y/N) nervously smiled to the baby.
"The teddy bear's head fell off and nobody has video to prove I did it." Kevin shows the head and the body of the teddy bear.
"God damn it, Kevin" (Y/N) sighed.
"Why don't you give him your baby elephant doll, (Y/N)?" Tyler looked at (Y/N).
(Y/N) looked at him with wide eyes and blush in embarrassment, "How do you know about that?"
Shope pointed at the small elephant doll in her pocket.
(Y/N) shook her head and taking out her doll, "No, this doll is mine!"
The baby cried out, wanting the elephant doll.
"C'mon, (Y/N)!"
"No!"
"He won't ruin it, I think" Shope said. "Babies could be unpredictable"
(Y/N) looked at her doll, and the baby repeatedly. She sighed, giving the baby to Kevin who awkwardly hold him with his two hands on the baby's waist.
(Y/N) raised an eye-brow at him, "I'm not giving him the doll until you hold him properly"
"Hey! It's not my fault that you gave it to me!"
"He's a baby boy" (Y/N) said. "Also, you should've hold him better. Try holding him on your shoulder"
Kevin puts the baby's body parallel with his own, lift their head to shoulder height. Rest Kevin's head on his chest and shoulder so they can look out behind you. With one hand on their head and neck, and your other supporting baby's bottom, calming the baby down.
"Hey, you're actually good with this" Tyler smiled until the baby starts crying again.
"(Y/N)!"
"Alright, fine!" She gave the baby her doll which makes him smiled and played with it.
The noob sighed in relief which (Y/N) pouted at the sight of the baby playing her favourite doll.
Shope looked to see Roach drinking the baby's bottle, "Don't drink that!" Shope put the bottle of milk away.
Tyler looked at (Y/N) who's sniffling. He awkwardly pats her back, "Don't worry, (Y/N). He won't ruin it"
"It's not that"
Tyler looked at (Y/N) in confusion.
"It's too cute!" (Y/N) burst out crying, looking at Kevin who's awkwardly holding the Baby playing with her doll. "The way the baby playing my doll is too innocent. It just reminds when the first time my dad- I mean, it's too cute!"
"The baby is cute" Tyler smiled. "Wonder what's his name"
"We never actually asked" Shope shrugged.
Roach spoke up, "How about we call him with a nickname instead of calling him 'the baby' all the time"
Sounds of agreements came from the others and they all thought of a nickname.
~~~~~
A virus slowly walked towards the milk bottle.
~~~~~
Mem, Zen and Kira are in their human forms and they invited their new neighbour in town for dinner.
"It's so nice to be invited to dinner." The man said. "We hope we can become fast friends!"
"And we hope it'll help us to act more Earth-like." Mem/Bob smiled. "Like eating whatever this animal is."
"Or maybe working on being more patient" Kira/Adira said. "Or simply find a way to agree on something."
"We agree." Zen/Rob said. "Like, we all think the dinner you planned is completely terrible!"
Kira sighed, shaking her head.
"It's not terrible, you're terrible!" Mem/Bob glared.
The man awkwardly chuckles, "N-Not agreeing, fellas. Heh."
"Makes you think that why they're not a couple yet" Kira bit her food.
"They're a couple?" The women innocently pointed at Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob.
"No!"
Kira laughed.
"Well, we support you two" The man smiled. "We love LGBT people!"
"YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA!"
"Ya!" Mem said. "Why would I like him when he has anger issues?"
"I disagree. I am not angry!" Zen/Rob punched the table and the food flies and falls.
"So, you didn't disagree on being gay?" Kira smiled.
"I don't see you disagreeing when the noobs saying you also have anger issues"
"YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!"
"This is nice." The women smiled.
~~~~~
"How about baby face?" Kevin shrugged.
"Nah, not really creative"
"How about pudding?"
"You're hungry, aren't you Roach?"
"Ya.."
"How about Turbo?" (Y/N) nervously smiled.
"He can't even walk, yet" Shope said. "Let alone a crawl"
"How about Dynamo?"
"Why that name?"
"How about jiggles?" Kevin smirked. "Cuz you know-"
(Y/N) sighed, "You've been hanging out too much with Jack and Levi"
"I'm scared he's gonna turn into a pervert or a flirt like them" Tyler sighed.
"Too late for that now" Shope said. "It's already his personality"
"God damn it" (Y/N) pouted.
"C'MON GUYS! I'm not that bad!"
"Right"
"HEY!"
They all heard a giggle.
They all looked to see the baby giggling at them.
They all smiled.
"How about we call him Giggles?"
They all nodded in agreement, until the baby started crying.
"Well, Fudge" (Y/N) sighed.
~~~~~
"Okay." Tyler said. "That's all the straps and Giggles is safely secure in his happy baby tabletop bouncer seat!"
The noobs saw that the baby was in tabletop bouncer seat with a lot of straps on him.
"Hm?"
"Haha! This is easy." Kevin smirked until Giggles started crying again. "Not easy!"
"Maybe Giggles wants his pacifier." Roach pointed at the pacifier. "He might be feeling stressed because its mommy and daddy are away and the natural need for sucking might soothe its discomforts."
"No." Shope said. "His dad says we are not supposed to give it to him!"
"Okay." Roach hummed and suck on the pacifier.
Kevin pointed at (Y/N), "Well, (Y/N) has-"
(Y/N) slapped his shoulder, "Don't you even think about it!" (Y/N) sighed. "Maybe Giggles doesn't like being stuck in the chair" (Y/N) unfasten the seatbelts and holds Giggles like before.
"And if a baby is crying," Shope said. "It's either tired, hungry, or.."
They all heard a fart.
"Oh no. He needs a diaper change!" (Y/N) said. "Quick someone hold him for me!"
They all shook their heads.
"Oh hell no, dude!" Kevin said. "The one who holds it is the one who's gonna change it!"
"His name is Giggles!" (Y/N) said. "And I guess it's time to go battle ball!"
Kevin was about to thrust his battle ball to his chest but Tyler stopped him.
"We don't need battle balls." Tyler said. "We just need..."
~~~~~
"Clean diaper." Tyler hold out his hand.
"Clean diaper." Roach gave him the clean diaper.
"Baby wipes." Tyler hold out his other hand.
"Baby wipes." Shope gave him Baby Wiles.
"Gags." Tyler bit his lip.
~~~~~
Roach, Shope, (Y/N) and Kevin coughs or retched at the other side of the room.
After a few minutes, Tyler throws the dirty diaper away.
"There. Now we have a happy baby." Tyler smiled.
"Heh. He's kinda cute." Kevin smiled. Giggles starter crying. "Not cute!"
"Maybe, you should just stop talking" Shope crossed her arms.
"HEY!"
"Is this how (B/N) and Aunt (A/N) feel when they raised me?" (Y/N) asked herself, sighing. "Give me Giggles" Tyler gave her Giggles.
(Y/N) hold him like before in a cradle hold, with her doll on her other hand which he smiled and giggled
"Good job, (Y/N)!" Tyler smiled at him.
"What kind of sorcery is this?!?!"
"It's called being gentle to a baby and i just think that he would like to be carried this way" (Y/N) shrugged.
"You would make a good mother, (Y/N)." Shope smiled. "But i wonder, who the father will be?"
(Y/N), Tyler and Kevin blushed.
"I um w-well, you see" (Y/N) blushed.
"Probably someone in her harem" Roach shrugged.
(Y/N) looked at him, confused while Shope shaking her head, telling him not to spoil again.
Luckily, the baby started crying making (Y/N) forget about Roach talking about her harem.
"Again?!?"
"Maybe he's hungry!"
"On it! 'Cause nothing shows we're responsible like giving a baby its bottle when it needs it." Roach let Giggles suck on the milk.
Only for Kevin to realize, "With the virus in it!"
Giggles continued drinking it with the noobs started shouting.
Roach takes the bottle only for it to be already empty.
"We forgot to sterilize the bottle." Tyler starter in horror.
They all look at Giggles to see him perfectly fine.
"But he's still cute." Shope said. "Hey, maybe the virus can't affect newborn babies."
~~~~~
They all got pushed out by the loud fart which made them all scream and groan.
"'Kay." Tyler said. "We've gotta rescue Giggles from the virus."
"No way!" Kevin said. "I'm staying here were it's safe!"
They heard a horn honks, to see a truck on the front yard.
"This is safe?" Roach pointed at truck honking the horn.
"This is a front yard! Drive on the freaking road!" (Y/N) grew a tick mark on her forehead and Tyler carries (Y/N) to the side and the truck drives away.
~~~~~
Kira/Adira sighed for the 15th time today as the two male aliens in their human forms are still fighting.
"I just find we're always arguing." Mem/Bob gestured at him and Zen/Rob.
"Again, I totally disagree!" Zen/Rob shook his head.
"See?" Mem/Bob said. "I like dinners with new neighbors who could be friends."
"And if I never saw you again," Zen/Rob said. "I'd be fine with that."
"Still not agreeing!" Mem/Bob crossed his arms.
"Would you guys just stop!" Kira glared at the two.
"Yes ma'am!" Zen/Rob and Mem/Bob nodded frightfully.
"Well, we agree on everything!" The women smiled.
"Oh yeah." The man said. "Like hiring five kids in the neighborhood to watch our baby."
"Wait." Mem/Bob said. "You hired five kids from the neighborhood to babysit... a child?!"
"Uh-huh." The women nodded. "Three boys and two girls."
"What did they look like?"
The women draw the kids who's taking care of their baby.
"Uh-oh."
"What a lovely dinner this was." Mem/Bob said. "Rob, Adira, let's go for a jog like Earthlings."
"I totally agree with you, Bob!" Zen/Rob nodded.
Kira/Adira nods in agreement. The three alien trainers ripped their shirts to reveal them wearing a gym suit.
"Bye, nice neighbors!" Kira/Adira waved as they all ran and crashed to the wall.
~~~~~
The noobs who are wearing their super suits were looking at the infected Giggles who was cooing evilly.
"We just have to calm the baby down and get close enough to extract the virus." Shope said. "'Cause when the parents come home, they can't see that."
"Then let's give it what babies like the most. A teddy bear!" (Y/N) smirked, pointing at Kevin. "And since i don't want my baby elephant to be killed and 'cause the his doll's head is missing, we'll use a Kevin bear."
"Aww..." Kevin transforms into a bear.
"Now, let him play with you," Tyler said. "And I'll teleport in and extract the virus!"
Kevin walks towards the baby, looking nervous. "Hello, Giggles! I'm your favorite teddy bear!"
"Goo-ga..." Giggles grabbed Kevin which caused Kevin to scream.
"On second thought, I don't wanna be a teddy bear! Help!" Kevin screamed.
"Sorry, giant, infected Giggles. But I think you need a little-" Shope said as the baby grabs Shope which caused her to choke and strained. "Strong kid. Help!"
"We should call Mem and Zen now." Roach looked at Tyler and (Y/N).
"No. We have to show them we are responsible." Tyler said. "Plus, there's still you two and me."
Giggles grabbed Roach which caused him to scream.
Kevin, Shope, and Roach screams with Giggles playing them like dolls.
"Okay, there's just you and me." (Y/N) said. "And the baby has three arms." Giggles grabbed (Y/N) and Tyler together which made the two grunt. "Four arms."
~~~~~
Mem, Zen and Kira were running towards the married couple's house.
"We've got to get to their house before they do!" Mem/Bob said, with them seeing the similar purple car driving.
"And that was their car!" Zen/Rob said. "Go, rocket boosters!"
"No. We have to be more Earth-like." Kira/Adira said. "Go, shortcut!"
They both ran to the shortcut which they go to a random house and ran.
"Hey, how you doin'?"
"Nice book you're reading!"
"Hey, what smells so good?"
"It was scones." Zen said. "I grabbed you two one."
"Why, thank you."
~~~~~
Giggles was still playing with the noobs with his four arms.
"We need to do something!" (Y/N) looked at her friends.
"Nothing will calm him down." Shope practically screamed.
"Well, he's the strongest baby!" Kevin shrugged.
"It's. Kind. Of. Fun." Roach smiled.
Tyler panted, "There's got to be something. Just have to think... Think! Transport now!" Tyler held (Y/N)'s hand and teleported.
"That's no fair, he can do that!" Kevin complained.
Giggles realized that Tyler and (Y/N) weren't in their hand and started to cry which Kevin, Shope, and Roach screams again.
Tyler and (Y/N) teleported in front of the baby. Tyler takes the pacifier while still holding (Y/N)'s hand.
"It's gotta be the perfect shot!" Tyler throws the pacifier right to Giggles' mouth which calmed him down and lets go of Kevin, Shope and Roach which they scream and grunt.
(Y/N) extracted the virus and Giggles turned back to normal.
"You can let go now" (Y/N) smirked at him which he blushed, Tyler let go of her hand with a nervous smile.
(Y/N) then held Giggles in a cradle hold.
"Okay, that worked." Kevin saw the similar purple car pulls up through the window. "Not working!"
The noobs looked at the place, It's a mess!
"'Cause a messy, destroyed house is not responsible!" Shope practically screamed.
"Not even a spoon full of sugar and Mary Poppins could fix this mess" (Y/N) sighed.
"Which is why it's time for my... super cleaning cleanup powers! Zoom!" Roach flies around, cleaning the house in a second.
The married couple unlocks the door and went inside with the noobs wearing their normal attires and sits on the couch with Giggles on Shope's lap.
"Oh, you were right, hun." The women said. "Picking random neighborhood kids as babysitters was a good idea."
"And here's your money, gang!" The man said. "Now, are you available tomorrow night?"
"No!" The noobs quickly answered as they all ran outside and giving Giggles to the married couple.
After a couple of blinks, (Y/N) came back with a nervous smile.
"Always happy to help! Bye Giggles!" (Y/N) takes the money and ran outside again.
~~~~~
Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira came to the noobs, panting.
"We heard you were babysitting, so we jogged over here like Earthlings as fast as we could." Zen/Rob panted.
"And we agree that we like scones." Mem/Bob said. "And that you're very responsible because you took care of a baby and the parents are not screaming right now."
"I'm so proud of you guys!" Kira/Adira hugs the noobs with Shope, Kevin and Tyler complained about being 'Not a kid anymore' while Roach and (Y/N) hugged her back too.
Kira breaks the hug.
Tyler sighed, "I guess we're all getting better at this 'Saving the world' thing."
A truck honking their horn.
"But we should get out of this guy's way!"
(Y/N), Kira/Adira, Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob looked at each other and glared at the truck.
~~~~~
"Another report of strange phenomenon in Cornbury, for a truck on the quiet streets seemed to crash into nothing!" Sue Newswomen announced.
"Well, we were just jogging and this girl were riding her bike on this quiet street." Mem/Bob explained with (Y/N) nervously smiled to the camera.
"When this truck was going too fast, and bam! It just crashed." Zen/Rob said. "It was weird."
The two females nods in agreement
*Bonus*
But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky
(Y/N) picked Giggles up from his cradle.
Keeps great and small on the endless round
Kevin, Roach and Tyler holding out fans, fanning them.
In the circle of life
(Y/N) holds Giggles up like how Rafiki did with Simba.
And it moves us all
The three boys cheered which Giggles smiled.
Shope stood there with her phone, recording all of this while face palming at her friends stupidity. 'Why am i friends with these people?'
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