(A/N : (Y/LN) : Your Lair name. I put this in because apparently the noobs have their own fortress' name and me being the lazy butt i am don't know what to name the reader's fortress. So, yeah. Sorry for rambling and enjoy reading!)

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The noobs were watching TV.

"And now back to Supertights!"

The noobs smiled brightly at the TV when it said, Supertights.

"Supertights" Shope said. "The greatest superhero of all time!"

"Next to us" Tyler smirked.

"Aye" Lottie gave him the finger guns.

They all laughed and Roach stopped.

"Ok, focus"

The TV shows a video of Supertights' cave. It has his green car, there's a clothes hanger trolley with his suits on it and lots of monitor screens everywhere.

They saw Supertights landing on his cave.

"Another day," Supertights turns on his monitor screens to screen to shows places around Cornbury. "Another chance to in fight injustice and evil"

"Man, i wanna cave like that!" Kevin pointed at the TV.

"It's a little dark" Shope commented

"You're such a girl!"

"I think Flint's lab is better"

"Flint's lab?" Tyler thought for a moment. "The one from Cloudy and the chance of meatballs?"

"Hell yeah! This girl knows what i'm talking about!" Shope gave (Y/N) a high five.

"Alright Cave critters!" A Deer, a Raccoon, an Eagle and two wolves came to the scene. "Keep an eye out for anything evil or not just us like"

"If we're greater superheroes than Supertights," Roach asked. "Why don't we get a lair cave hide out place?"

"Who wants Soda and Popcorn?" Supertights pushed a button which made Soda and Popcorn appeared.

"I'm sorry what?" (Y/N) looked at the TV in disbelief.

"We have got to get a hideout like that!" Shope said. "Only with healthier snacks and a little brighter"

"Lame" Kevin rolled his eyes.

"Hey, we've got a hideout. My basement!" Tyler looked at his friends. "And hello, it's awesome"

After Tyler said that, A picture frame dropped.

"You just had to jinx it"

"I've always thought the couch is incredibly uncomfortable"

Shope, (Y/N) and Kevin nods in agreement.

"What about the Galacticus though?" (Y/N) thought out loud. "Isn't that our hideout?"

"And let's not forget-"

Tyler's mom came with a laundry basket on her hands, "Laundry time!" Tyler's mom came in. "White load. So, get ready for bleach"

Kevin screamed, "Not the bleach load!"

They all coughed. Tyler's mom used a safety mask and pour bleach to the laundry.

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The noobs ran away to the Galacticus. They all went inside and Kevin could still smell the bleach.

"The bleach smell!" Kevin coughed. "It still burns"

The noobs saw that their mentors were reading a book.

"What are you coughing about now?" Zen looked at the noobs.

"Is it the bleach or Kevin's room?" Kira asked, still reading the book.

"The first one"

"We need a super hero cave lair!" Shope gasped. "No, fortress!"

"What is a cave lair, fortress?" Mem asked

"It's a secret hideout that helps us to be better superheroes and every superhero has one" Tyler explained. "So, yeah we want one"

"It's like Connard's fortress" (Y/N) explained. "You know the one where he puts in the middle of the street"

The three aliens finally got the idea and nodded.

"It was nice of you noobs to get rid of the fortress for them" Mem smiled.

"Hey, it's a superhero job to help people in need" Kevin smirked.

"Must be nice to use that sentence, huh?" (Y/N) snickered.

"You know it" Kevin gave (Y/N) a high five.

"Wait," Kira said. "So, it's basically like Batman's cave lair?"

The noobs nodded.

"Why do you noobs need another one?" Zen asked. "We already have the Galacticus"

"Thank you Zen!"

"Anyway," Kevin said. "I would like to request a tiki bar with unlimited soda and coconuts"

"What?" Mem asked. "That's ridiculous"

"You have one" Roach pointed at the tiki bar where Kira was cutting the coconuts and Zen drinking a coconut that Kira cut.

"Yeah, so" Zen took a sip. "What's your point?"

"We need a center of justice!" Tyler said. "A large of stone and steel and a huge monitor with big control panel where we can watch over the city for evil and justice"

"You did not just quote that from Supertights" (Y/N) smirked.

"Oh but i did" Tyler winked at (Y/N) who laughed.

Roach pushed Tyler away. "Um, if we're gonna look over the city. We should be over the city!" Roach said. "Like, in a secret cloud lair that's really soft to sit on"

Zen and Kira sat down beside Mem and they all looked at each other.

"Ah, no" Kevin pushed Roach away. "Because i could Shape-shift with any animal" Kevin said. "I need a cave hideout where me and my critters friend can roam free." Kevin smiled. "Free as the wind~" Kevin sang.

"So, you basically want Supertights lair?

"And a barn?"

"You two are evil!"

Shope pushed him away, "I need a place to think with a super computer in a lab and no boys" Shope pointed at the boys who's picking on his nose and farting. "A fortress of Shope-itud"

"Are you suggesting that we built 5 different earth superhero lair cave clouds accommodating each of your petty super wishes" Zen took a sip of hos coconut.

"YES!" The four noobs said.

"Well, not me" (Y/N) pointed at herself. "I already like the Galacticus"

"Do you really?" The noobs looked at (Y/N) and (Y/N) sighed in defeat.

"Fine" (Y/N) sighed again. "I would like to request a fortress where there's big monitor, a supercomputer, a sound-proof training room, and a sound-proof kitchen where i could learn new food ingredients alone in peace"

(Y/N) glared at her friends on the two last ones. For some reason, everytime where she would cook or train, her friends would bother her.

*Flashback*

An 11 year old, (Y/N) was slowly putting whip cream on the side of cake and she was almost do-

"Hey (Y/N)!" Kevin kicked the door down which caused (Y/N) to smudged the cake and it was ruined.

Never mind.

"Hey (Y/N)" Tyler greeted. "We thought that we all should walk to the meadow together instead of waiting there for you"

"Ya, it'll be nice to not wait for you again" Shope smiled.

"Ya!" Roach cheered

(Y/N) blinked and face planted on the kitchen's counter.

"(Y/N)?"

"Kill me now"

"What?"

*Another Flashback*

(Y/N) was training with her throwing stars or shuriken. Her uncle wanted to test her throwing skills by sundown. So, she had to train.

She was about to throw her shuriken to the target on the wall unti-

"There you are!" She heard Shope's voice. She stiffened and accidentally throws the shuriken to a nearby street light pole which caused it to cut in half, the shuriken hits someone's house and went back to (Y/N)'s house only for it cut half of her hair and it landed on her fence.

"We've been looking everywhere for you!" Tyler said. "Did you get a new haircut?"

"Dude, you look different"

(Y/N) stayed quite and still, 'The shuriken should've landed on me'

*Flashback ended*

Kira laughed at her flashback and she glared at her.

"No!"

"Ya, no way in hell" Kira stopped laughing. "That just takes us work"

"All the begging in the world will never get you your own noob caves" Mem crossed his arms. "Where you'll report to us on our giant squad screen as we sit uncomfortably in the Galacticus"

The noobs all begged at once.

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The noobs were at their own fortress or cave lair. They were all on the Galacticus giant squad screen.

Zen sighed, "This better make you better superheroes"

"It will"

"And don't you forget your promise (Y/N)!" Mem pointed at (Y/N).

"Don't worry, i'll teach you how to make molten chocolate cake"

"And?" Kira crossed her arms.

"And i'll let you wake me up at night to train"

"I think i speak for all the Supernoobs when i say we are ready to protect this planet like never before" Tyler declared. "Okay, i'm gonna check out my huge center of justice!"

"Me too!"

"Alright!"

"I'm coming out"

"And i'm gonna train!" (Y/N) smiled. "Au revoir mes chers professeurs!"

(Translation : "Goodbye, my dear teachers!")

The three stood there in silence.

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Tyler walked around his fortress in awe.

"This place is amazing" He walked towards to his control room. "Now, to use the blinking button of justice to view the giant monitor of justice" He pressed a button which turned on a background music. "Oh, the music of justice button and let's try again" A huge wind appeared, it was like a giant fan. "Oh, the wind of Justice! Haha, best cave lair hideout place ever!"

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Shope sits down on the sofa and looked around. Everything was freaking white and clean!

"Perfect" Shope smiled. "Clean, has a big view of the city and no boys to argue with"

"You got that right, sister"

"Awesome, my own female artificial intelligence system" Shope said. "Another girl to hang with!" Shope smiled. "Wonder what (Y/N)'s doing though?" {1}

"Do you want to monitor the city for injustice, or" F.A.I.S. asked. "Watch cute cat videos"

"Cat videos!"

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(Y/N) looked around her fortress and smiled brightly.

"OH MY GOD!" (Y/N) fangirled. "This place is everything i ever wanted! A sound-proof kitchen that has 3 stoves and ovens!" She pointed at the stoves and ovens. "Mem, Zen and Kira knows me so well" She wiped a fake tear. "Now, i could finally train in peace!"

"Or will you?"

A voice said.

"What?"

Her fortress turned into a training ground and she saw a robot opponent on the other side of the training room, a whip and a sword laying on the middle of the training room.

"Please get ready" A voice said. "As the count down finished, run to the middle and take one of those weapons as fast as you can and if you already take it. Fight your opponent with everything you got"

"Oh my god" (Y/N)'s eyes widened.

"Are you ready?"

"Begin!"

(Y/N) and her robot opponent ran to the middle and pick any weapon they can. She took the sword with her while her robot opponent took the whip obviously.

She tries to get near to her opponent but it keeps jumping back and avoiding her. Her opponent tries to catch her but she keeps avoiding it by jumping or dodging to the side.

She smiled at this, it seems like she'll have a good fight. "A robot opponent that i would not care destroying it and no one would yell at me about it? I bet there's nothing awesome than this"

"Or is there?" the voice said.

Out of nowhere, the music starts but not just any music!

First things first
I'ma say all the words inside my head

"Oh my god, yes!" (Y/N) cheered. She lost concentration only for her foot got wrapped by the opponent's whip and it dragged her to a wall which she yell in pain. "That was good!" She panted.

I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh ooh

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Kevin landed on his lair, "Now, this is a place for a guy that can change into any animal and get ready to fight for earth!" Kevin walked towards to a button. "And more importantly," Kevin pressed a button and a soda appeared. "It's soda and popcorn time to watch" He drink his soda and opens his mouth for the popcorn to appear only for him to get a mouthful of popcorn. "Ok, that was a little harsh" His cave critters suddenly came out of nowhere and ate the popcorn which he scream. "Hey, get off of me! I can get more! I can get more!"

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Roach was on his cloud lair and he looked around. "The Roach looks down upon his fair city! He searches for danger" Roach touches his cloud. "He decides to sit on his cloud while he says, "it's so soft" and-" He fell asleep. {2}

Unaware, that a virus pod passed by.

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Mem, Zen and Kira were drinking their coconuts, doing their own business until the alarms started blaring. Mem, Zen and Kira throws their drinks away and looked at their monitor's screen.

"What is it?"

"A virus meteor is approaching estimator touchdown for this meadow" XR4TI exclaimed.

They all heard a virus pod landing.

"Send the Supernoobs, cave lair, fortress signal and get them here" Zen yelled. "Now!"

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Tyler taps his table boredly and he wonder what his friends are doing especially (Y/N).

Suddenly, the alarms started blaring and he saw his monitor screen which said, "Virus Attack!"

"A virus attack? Yes!" Tyler looked at the buttons. "Now, i just need to open the door of justice and" He accidentally pressed the wrong button and there was a trap door below him. "Trap door of justice" He falls and screamed.

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Shope saw the alarms blaring and her screen clearly said, "Virus Attack"

"Virus attack!" Shope yelled. "Let's do this!"

"Why are you yelling at me?" F.A.I.S asked.

"I didn't yell" Shope said. "I just need you to open the door. So, i can-" She screamed while punching the air.

"You did it again"

"Did what?" Shope shook it off. "Don't be so sensetive"

"I am not your friend anymore" F.A.I.S turned off leaving Shope to screa-

"WHAT?!"

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You break me down, you build me up, believer, believer

(Y/N) was still fighting her robot opponent. She was dodging the whips and she was trying to attack her opponent with her sword but it always missed.

Suddenly, she heard alarms blaring and she saw her screen said, "Virus Attack". So, she stop fighting. Terrible idea really.

"A virus attack?" (Y/N) smirked. "Time to kick as-"

Her robot opponent hits her with the whip and she yelped in pain.

"Ow!" (Y/N) said. "Dude, there's a virus attack. I need to go!"

Her robot opponent stopped attacking her, "I'm sorry but you must finish this battle"

"What?" (Y/N) asked. "Who says that i have to finish this battle?!"

Her robot opponent gestures her to paper on the wall which said, "RULES!" with an underline and an exclamation point.

The rules :

Finish the battle until your robot opponent is killed

Don't seduce your way out of the battle

Don't bring foods and drinks on the training ground

Oh yeah and good luck

(Y/N) sweat dropped at the rules. She already knew it was Kira's doing. I mean, who else wrote the rules on a piece of paper and not on the computer screen and who else wrote, 'Don't seduce your way out of the battle'.

She got hit by the whip again and she yelped in pain.

"Now, come at me again!"

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Kevin was having a "little" bit of trouble. He was trying to make the popcorn stop overflowing and he keeps screaming.

"No more popcorn! No more popcorn!"

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Roach was just sleeping heavily unaware that his computer screen keep beeping. He also falls to the ground.

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Mem, Zen and Kira stopped the infected skunk and extracted the virus.

"Ugh. Where the heck are the noobs?" Zen asked"They didn't arrive and they didn't defeat the virus"

The three saw Roach face planted to the ground from the sky.

Roach blinked and smiled at the three, "What's up?"

Tyler teleported towards them, Shope ran towards them and Kevin came being a cheetah and with animals around him.

"Where's (Y/N)?"

They all heard an explosion and (Y/N) landed near them.

"Well, that hurt me" (Y/N) stood up and looked at them. "The robot liked to stay on the rules" She looked at Kira. "But really, Kira. 'Don't seduce your way out of the battle'?"

Kira snickered.

"Are we late?" Tyler asked. "I couldn't find the eject button of justice"

"You were never late when you hung out at Tyler's basement"

"Well, you gotta get used to the Kevin cave and" Kevin said. "GET OFF ME!"

"What's your excuse?" Kira asked. "The Fortress of Shope-itud is just right there!" Kira pointed at the fortress of Shope-itud which is literally near them.

"I might have a disagreement" Shope coughed. "With my female artificial intelligence system"

"Yeah, well there will be no Noob cave there cloud thing whatever" Zen crossed his arms.

"It's back to Tyler's basement for all of you" Mem pointed at them.

"WHAT?!"

"And again, all the begging, whining and crying won't work" Kira said. "So, don't even try"

The noobs begged, whine and cry even Kevin's possum is crying.

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The noobs were at their own fortress or cave and they were on the Galacticus giant squad screen.

"Ok, you're lucky that you are all good at begging, whining and crying" Zen glared.

"And no more messing up!" Mem glared.

"Got it?" Kira glared at them.

"Got it!"

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Zen sighed and turned the communication off.

Tyler smiled, "'cuz this place is awesome! No mom doing laundry and-" Tyler looked at the five chairs around him. "No friends but no matter 'cuz it's time to hit another button of justice!" Tyler looked at the buttons carefully. "Oh, let's try blue" Tyler's chair raised Tyler to the sky which he screamed.

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Shope was checking the town on her screen.

"Checking to see if the town is safe" Shope pressed the remote button to check places. "All by myself"

"Ok, we can be friends again" F.i.A.S said. "Do you want to talk about boys?"

"No"

"Because you don't like me" Shope tried to say something. "You are so mean to me!"

Shope sighed in defeat, "Fine! Let's talk about boys"

"Sure, you'd rather be with Tyler, Kevin, The Roach and that Putain"

Shope's eyes widened when she heard what her F.I.A.S called (Y/N). "What did you say about my bestie!?"

"A Putain"

"That's it!" Shope yelled. "No one talks bad about my bestie!"

"And i think you and i are no longer besties" F.I.A.S turned off.

"And i need a new fortress!"

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(Y/N) didn't want to train anymore. So, she decided to make desserts. So far she made Cupcakes, Brownies and Chocolate chip cookies in the span of 47 minutes. Each of the desserts have 24 of them.

Now, she's making chocolate sprinkle ball until she almost got hit by a throwing knife. She turned to see her opponent robot with a throwing knife on its hand.

"Dude, what the hell?!" (Y/N) yelled. "I'm trying to bake here!"

"Take the closest weapon near you"

(Y/N) looked the closest weapon she got, she quickly took the closest thing with her and ran away from the kitchen with her robot opponent chasing her.

"Ah-hah!" (Y/N) took out a spoon from her pocket. "Wait what?"

Her robot opponent throws another throwing knife at her which she dodged.

"Ok, if we're gonna fight" (Y/N) said. "Let's not do it in the kitchen" (Y/N) pointed at her desserts. "I work hard on this desserts and i won't let you ruin them"

"Uh-duh" Her robot opponent crossed its arms. "I may be a robot but i know that you should never waste food."

"Oh, yay" She smiled but ran away from the kitchen.

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Roach was snoring on his sleep like before. What else should i say? Oh yeah and he falls to the ground too i mean again.

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The alarms were blaring and Kevin cheered. "Yes, it's another virus attack and this time, i'm ready cave critters!"

His screen shows Roach falling.

"Wait, that's The Roach"

Roach landed on Kevin.

"What the heck Roach?!"

Popcorn burst through and Kevin tries to stop it, "I don't need popcorn"

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Mem, Zen and Kira extract the infected bears and the bears runs away.

"Two virus infected bears defeated and," Mem said. "Not one super noob"

They all heard a scream coming towards them. It was Tyler falling and face-planted on the ground.

"I need new buttons of justice!"

"You need to get rid of your cave fortress things" Zen looked at Kira. "Summon them"

Kira pressed her battle ball which made the other noobs to teleport to them. Shope was flapping her hands, (Y/N) was attacking thin air with two swords, Kevin and Roach were inside a pile of popcorn.

"How many times are you not gonna be my friend anymore?!" Shope stopped when she realized, she's outside of her fortress. "Oh"

(Y/N) opened her eyes and stopped swinging her swords while Kevin and Roach spits out popcorn.

"Sup?"

"What's up?" Kira asked. "Here's what's up your cave lair or fortresses are terrible!"

"So, it's time to get y'all a new one" Mem said. "We call it "The ultimate noob cave secret lair fortress place thingy"

"How about UNCSLFPT?" (Y/N) suggested.

"Whatever"

"Sure, where is it?"

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They were all in Tyler's basement.

"Tyler's basement?" Roach asked.

"Yes, because you all get along here," Zen explained. "We know where you are here"

"And it's where you belong"

"But it's not super"

"It is now" They all heard a voice said.

They all saw XR4TI came in a new device that looks almost like a wall.

"Cool" Kevin smiled.

"Jennifer and (Y/N) will have access to me 24/7 in the noobs cave with Kira" XR4TI said. "If they want girl advice or simply backup theory that boys are dumb goofballs"

Shope and (Y/N) smiled, "Sold!" They gave each other a high five.

"And you can monitor all virus activity on the giant screen from your super comfy couch."

The noobs realized that the couch changed into a purple couch and Roach laid on the couch.

"It's like sitting on a cloud"

"Oh and you get to keep one cave critter" Mem added.

A raccoon landed on Kevin's head which he smiled.

"You also get soda tables"

They all drink the sodas.

"Let's not forget the desserts that (Y/N) made"

The noobs smiled and ate some of her desserts which she smiled.

Tyler realized something, "But what about my mom and the laundry?"

"Oh, if she enters the new cave area. She's suspended on harness animation until you leave" Kira opened the door with her levitation. "Also the walls are sound-proof"

"Yes!" (Y/N) cheered.

"I guess that's cool"

Suddenly, the alarms started blaring and their screen said, "Virus Attack".

"And now noobs" Mem said. "It's time to use the button of justice and stop the virus!"

Mem pressed a button and they all fall on the trap door which they all screamed.

"We'll fix that!"

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(A/N : Hey, sorry if you guys don't like your super hero lair. I should've asked your opinion but time was running out. So, i had to come up with something.

{1} : I'm calling Shope's female artificial intelligence system into F.A.I.S. It's much easier

{2} : Ya, i know. I skipped Roach's words from the middle. It's because i can't exactly hear what he said and when i tried to use the CC. It says "Keep your husband away, his outlier i-" You get the idea.

Well, hope you like this chapter and see you in the next one!)