Liscense to Noob

"Super Noobs are officially one hour late for training." XR4TI announced on the monitor.

On cue, the noobs went in with their chained ball on their feet and they were panting.

"Sorry we're late for training!" Tyler carried the chained ball.

"We have a totally good explanation!" (Y/N) dragged her chained ball.

"Yeah, it took us forever to come up with this excuse and make these props!" Kevin added and realized his mistake, "Oops."

"You and your mouth" Shope sighed.

The rest looked at him disapprovingly and Tyler dropped his chained ball.

"Wait. Something's different here. But I can't put a finger on it..." Roach and the noobs looked at place, it was a mess.

Then the noobs heard a crash, they saw it was Mem wearing black sunglasses.

"There will be no training today."

"'Cause you got new cool dude shades that might be too dark?" Shope pointed at Mem

"No!" Zen came in crashing through the wall.

"Ooh! Because you're playing pirate?" Roach guessed which (Y/N) chuckled

"With two pirate eye patches, which is always a bad idea." Shope blinked and Kira came in crashing through the wall too.

"There is no training because we've come down with swink-eye." Kira sighed.

"It's a space-oriented eye infection... that looks like this!" Mem showed his eyes.

It looks horrible with words can't describe.

The noobs screamed in terror as Mem and Kira showed it to them too.

"And we totally can't see and totally can't drive into space and get curative eye drops in Beta Sector." Mem covered his eyes with black sunglasses.

"Might I suggest homeopathic tea made of foraged shrubs and herbs?" Tyler smiled.

"Might I suggest that you come closer so that I might swat your head?!" Zen tried to grab them but Shope and Kevin ran away leaving (Y/N) and Tyler behind.

"Wait! I know." (Y/N) said. "We'll fly into Beta Sector and get your eye drops!" Tyler helps (Y/N) to dodge.

"That's not a bad idea." Mem shrugged.

"That might actually work." Kira smiled.

~~~~~

The noobs were at the Galacticus and the three alien trainers were talking to them through the TV.

"Now remember." Zen reminded. "No Earth snacks of any kind in the Galacticus."

Too late.

The noobs were already eating the snacks

"Got it." The noobs threw their snacks away.

"And the ship must return in perfect condition, or I will crush you!" Zen threatened.

"Setting autopilot mode now."

"The XR4TI is your autopilot, so no stopping anywhere and no sticky juice boxes." Mem said. "Understood?"

"Got it. No juice and no mess!" Kevin threw his juice box away towards ... XR4TI.

"Sticky juice box crash mode now..." XR4TI powered down.

"Hey, hey!" Zen asked. "What was that?!"

"Are you guys okay?" Kira asked in concern.

Tyler took the fire extinguisher and puts out the sparks.

"Ha, situation normal!" Tyler said. "Everything's normal here!"

(Y/N) looked at XR4TI trying to found out how to fix her.

"Ya, and we're okay!" (Y/N) held XR4TI close.

"Good," Mem said. "And whatever you do, don't press any buttons."

"Oh, don't worry there, big eye-infected guys. Everything is under control." Shope accidentally press a button which caused the Galacticus swooshes to the sky and flies which caused the five noobs to scream.

"What did you just do?!" Kevin said, holding (Y/N) close to him.

(Y/N) opened her eyes to see that Kevin was actually protecting her by holding her close. She accidentally sniffed Kevin's jacket, 'Holy shit, he actually cleaned it'

"I was trying to act cool, 'cause you're not," Shope said. "And I messed up, okay?!"

"Alright." (Y/N) said, took Kevin's off her waist. "This is not a time to panic."

The alarms started blaring and started to realize that there is a meteoroid in front of them.

Shope, (Y/N) and Tyler started screaming as Roach pulls a lever which caused the Galacticus to dodge it.

"I think I just panicked in my pants." Kevin screamed.

"TMI"

Kevin hold (Y/N) tighter.

"Okay." Tyler said. "We just gotta get this steady and get back to the meadow."

"And which button does that?" (Y/N) looked at the buttons with alien words on them.

"Let's try this one!" Kevin pressed the button which caused the Galacticus to go full speed.

"Wrroooonngg.... butttoooonnnnn...." Tyler held on the chair.

"Myyy faaacceee.... iiiissss meeellltttiiinngg..." Roach held onto the chair.

"Huuuuuuuuurrrrrryyyyy....iiiiiittttt'sssss ttttoooo mmmmuuuucccchhh..ssssssppppeeedddd" (Y/N) clinged on Kevin's shirt.

"Time... for the next... button." Kevin said, through gritted teeth as he press the button which caused the Galacticus stopped and the noobs to be shoved to the window.

They all fell down and grunt in pain. Especially (Y/N), Kevin's on top of her.

"It hurts" (Y/N) grunted.

Kevin realize that he was on top of her.

"Oh, sorry!"

Tyler helped her out.

"But Ha! awesome, I got a great track record driving spaceships." Kevin smirked.

"Video games don't count." Shope deadpanned.

"Yes, they do!" Kevin said. "They totally count!"

"Then what do we do at the space stop light?" (Y/N) pointed at the space stop light.

"They have stoplights in space?" Tyler wondered.

The stoplight lights orange.

"Oh, that's simple. You do this!" Kevin pulled the lever which caused the Galacticus flies fast.

The noobs looked at Kevin.

"Okay." Kevin said. "But it's not like a space cop saw us." Then a police siren was heard.

"You just gotta jinxed it, didn't ya?" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Okay, so a space cop saw us." Kevin said. "Now we just need to find the getaway button."

"No more buttons!" Tyler stopped his hand.

Then the monitor shows that Space Cop speaking alien language

"We don't know what the fuck you were saying" (Y/N) gave the alien a blank stare.

"But we mean no harm!" Tyler Smiled nervously.

"I don't think he speaks horrified Earthling."

The space cop press a button and a blaster came out with a police siren.

"Fine." Tyler said. "One more button."

"Ooh! My turn!" Roach pressed a button which a big fire extinguisher came out and hits the space cop away.

"Okay, just for the record," Kevin said. "I was totally gonna press that button."

(Y/N) rolled her eyes.

~~~~~

At their house, there was a crashing noise.

Zen was walking and complaining about the whole thing.

"I can't stand not seeing and I can't stand my itchy eyes and I can't stand you two!" Zen screamed.

"I'm over here." Mem called.

Kira came crashing through the wall, "And i'm here!"

"I can't stand you over there!" Zen said

"Didn't the Noobs say that Earth tea could soothe our eyes?" Mem crashed through the wall.

"Maybe we should try?" Kira smiled.

"I am not making tea for my eyes."

"I'm over here."

"Stop moving!" Zen felt like crying. "Where are the Noobs with our medicine?!"

~~~~~

Kevin and (Y/N) was shooting the meteorids with their controllers.

"Once again, proof that video games are the solution to all problems." Kevin smirked.

"I can't believe we might get out of this without a single scratch on the Galacticus and... look out!" Tyler screamed.

The alarm started blaring and the noobs saw and alien space ship in front of them. The Galacticus crashed to the small alien ship.

"For the record, I did not press one button."

"I didn't do anything. I'm innocent!"

The alarms started blaring as the noobs looked around.

"And for the record, that looks bad." Shope sighed.

The noobs saw a hole on the ground to reveal a warrior jumping in.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be really, really, really, really bad." Roach blinked.

The warrior took out their helmet to reveal a beautiful alien.

She has purple hair, maroon lips and blue eyes. She wears a crown with a diamond in the center. She also has light green skin and gold earrings.

"Not bad." Roach was lovestruck mode.

"So, I'm guessing you don't know I'm Princess Parsa," Princess Parsa said. "The toughest rebel fighter in the galaxy?"

"Nice entrance" (Y/N) nervously said. 'I think i've heard her before'

"I'm the Roach. I love you." Roach hugged her.

"Not now." Kevin, (Y/N), Tyler and Shope pulled Roach away from her.

"You just trashed my ship." Princess Parsa pointed at them.

"You can't prove that." Kevin crossed his arms.

Her ship exploded

"And you ruined my mission to save my planet from Queen Beeanca's Hyper Hive." Princess Parsa said. "So guess what?"

"What?"

"You're all on my mission now." Princess Parsa smirked.

"Um, I wouldn't recommend that." Shope said. "We're basically terrible at everything we do."

"Besides, we're already on a very important mission: to get eye drops." Tyler smiled.

'And you basically tell us your name and what your mission was, not knowing that we potentially could be enemies. Why does she reminds me of Princess Leia? And where the fuck have i heard her before?!?'

"Then I'm commandeering this ship!" Princess Parsa hops on the chair.

"Fine! But you can't get a scratch on the ship or press any-" Princess Parsa levitates Kevin to the wall which he screamed. "I'm okay!" Princess Parsa press a button which made the Galacticus whooshes towards another galaxy.

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira were waiting until the kettle whistles.

"Alright." Mem said. "According to Earth, we let the tea bags absorb the hot H2O."

"Okay." Zen said. "How do we do that?"

"I guess you grab the pot with your bare hands and pour." Kira shrugged.

"Makes perfect sense to me." Zen held the pot with his bare hands and screamed. "It's so hot! Walk into my flailing arms so I may swat your heads!"

"Now, why would we do that?"

"Oh, my gloy... I'm so sad." Zen cried.

~~~~~

"I know this is a weird moment," Roach said. "But will you marry me?"

"Ugh... you're a little young for me." Parsa pushed Roach away.

Roach flies back towards her.

"How 'bout now?"

"Still too young." Princess Parsa went back to pressing the button.

"How 'bout now?"

She just pushed him away until she noticed a certain (H/C) stared at her in curiosity.

"What? Do you want me to marry you too?" Princess Parsa asked, irritated.

'Damn, girl. Attitude' (Y/N) got over her thinking and walks towards her. "Nope, i have someone else in mind. It's just that....do you by any chance know Kira?"

Princess Parsa stopped pressing the button and smiled to herself.

"Yes, she technically is my best friend and you must be (Y/N) (L/N)." Princess Parsa said. "If i'm correct?"

"So, Kira talks about me?" (Y/N) smiled.

"No, we haven't contact with each other for a while and everyone knows who the yellow battle ball warriors are"

"Wait, the yellow battle ball warriors are famous?" (Y/N) asked, in disbelief.

"Yes, they are all rare and powerful and weren't you one of the E9-42 warriors who failed defeating a Wargoff but your mentors saved you and taught you more at your planet?" Princess Parsa asked which causes (Y/N) to blush in embarrassment. "Also, the one who made Count Venamus retreat and won The Virus Warrior Recruiter of the Year?"

(Y/N) blinked, blushing in embarrassment. "I didn't know we were that famous"

"Well, with you being the yellow battle balls warrior and your comrades defeating Count Venamus" Princess Parsa said. "I won't be that surprise that Kira wants to recruit you all but most of the yellow battle balls warriors turned evil. Luckily, they were all killed on the same day and the same time."

'Well, that's not worrying at all' (Y/N) cleared her throat. "Does Kira lives in your planet?"

"Yes she does, but apparently she has to go to earth to teach some Alien or someone." (Y/N) nervously smiled at her. "Well, i guess now i know who it is like in person! The girl who crashed my ship!" Princess Parsa glared at her while (Y/N) nervously chuckled and looked away.

"What was she like...in your planet?" (Y/N) looking away as Princess Parsa sighed.

"She was really cheerful and funny. When we were little we would always play together, we would prank the other aliens, laughed and train together. But her training methods..." Princess Parsa shivered. "Are hardcore" But still smiled at the memories.

"I could relate, she even forced me to do a diet!" (Y/N) laughed. "A freaking diet!"

Princess Parsa laughed

"She forced me not to eat, sleep or drink until the training is done" Princess Parsa smiled. They both laughed until Princess Parsa suddenly stopped. "But she ran away after the...incident" Princess Parsa muttered which only (Y/N) could hear.

"I...see"

Princess Parsa was prepared for (Y/N) questioning on what happened.

"But even if Kira did ran away, i think we should support her choice and be happy that she's still alive" (Y/N) smiled which caused Princess Parsa looked at her shocked.

"Uh, I'm sorry to break up this moment here, but what is that?!" Kevin pointed at the bee hive who are shooting lasers towards them.

"That is our mission." Princess Parsa said. "And it's not over until we destroy it."

The Galacticus dodged the lasers.

"I feel the need to remind you that we're under strict orders to return this ship to Earth in perfect condition." Tyler said.

"Not a problem." Princess Parsa said. "'Cause we're now in a tractor beam."

The Galacticus was now in a tractor beam and went into the bee hive.

"Okay." Kevin said. "So we stay here while you do what you have to do to save your planet, then we all leave."

"Try again." Princess Parsa smirked.

"We help you find the main control room so you can disarm the Hyper Hive and maybe capture the evil queen?" Shope titled her head.

"Right after we stop the Swarm Troopers." Princess Parsa smirked.

~~~~~

Princess Parsa and the Noobs came out of the Galacticus.

Princess Parsa were blasting the swarm troopers while the noobs ran behind her.

They suddenly stopped to see the swarm troopers surround them.

"Man, I hate this mission." Kevin complained.

They started to blast them which they all screamed except for Princess Parsa and (Y/N).

(Y/N) sighed roughly on this. Not only do they not have buy the eye-drop yet bur they have to stop a queen bee who's destroying someone's planet!

"THAT'S IT!!! I HAVE ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE!" (Y/N) thrust her battle ball to her chest and felt her hand had enough power, to make a. "TRY TO KEEP UP WITH EXPLOSIONS BITCHES!"

She uses her explosion towards the Swarm Troopers which caused them to get shoved to the wall and grunted in pain.

"Hurry this way!" (Y/N) pointed towards a way.

They all ran but it was dead end. The swarm troopers were surrounding them again and blasted them but they all missed.

"Wow. They're really terrible shots." Roach blinked and (Y/N) nods in agreement

"Or amazing, 'cause they just blasted our escape!" Princess Parsa kicked the wall and a there was a hole.

The noobs went in and Princess Parsa was shooting her blaster towards the swarm troopers and went in too.

The noobs were all screaming while Princess Parsa was smirking as they all slide down.

They all fell down to the ground which they all grunted except for (Y/N).

"Huh!" Tyler said. "It's the control room."

"And the main panel!" Princess Parsa said. "It'll let me save my planet and probably the galaxy." She ran towards it only for Queen Beeanca walked towards them.

"Who dares enter my Hyper Hive?"

"It's Queen Beeanca!" Princess Parsa said. "But we have her outnumbered."

"And we also have... battle balls!" Tyler pull out his battle ball only for the noobs were all trapped in Queen Beeanca's arms.

"But she can sense vibrations and she has six arms."

"Little help?" Tyler asked, straining as Princess Parsa went under Queen Bianca feet, takes the blue battle ball and goes to Tyler.

"What do we do now?"

"We... teleport!" Tyler teleported to the chandelier.

"Now, we usually just hang out and wait for Mem and Zen to save us." Tyler looked to see that (Y/N) was struggling.

"Let us go..." (Y/N)'s hair started to glow. "Let! Us! Go!" (Y/N) used her demeanor voice and Queen Bianca lets them go while she got hit by a falling chandelier.

Kevin, (Y/N), Roach, and Shope screamed and the three noobs grunted.

Kevin saw that it was counting down, he closes his eyes and pressed a button which made it stop. "Ha! I finally hit the right button."

Princess Parsa gasped.

"What?" Roach said. "Is she your long lost mother, which would be weird because she's a bee-like creature?"

"No. She's got... swink-eye!" Princess Parsa took of her mask.

"My whole hive has it." Queen Beeanca said. "And we can't see a thing!"

"Ohhh..." Shope said. "That's why the Swarm Troopers couldn't hit us."

As they all saw that the swarm troopers bumped into walls or each other.

"Man, i feel sorry for the guys that i just exploded" (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"So you're not trying to blow up my planet and eventually the galaxy?"

"I hit the hive ray by accident." Queen Beeanca said. "I'm just trying to get to Beta galaxy for some eye drops."

"Then don't worry, queen." Tyler said. "We'll take you there."

"Oh, that would be great." Queen Bianca smiled.

~~~~~

They all went into the Galacticus and flies to the Beta galaxy but they hit a meteoroid.

"Oops." Kevin backed it up and flies.

~~~~~

Mem, Zen and Kira were walking not knowing that they're in the meadow

"Where are you now?!" Zen said. "I still want to swat your head!"

"I'm still behind you!" Mem said. "And I still can't see a thing!"

the Galacticus landed on the meadow.

"Wait!" Kira said. "I think we're in the meadow."

The noobs went out of the Galacticus

"Mission accomplished," Tyler said. "Awesome alien trainers of ours."

"One swink-eye eye dropper delivered as promised." Kevin threw it to Zen but he didn't catch it.

"Okay, someone just pick it up and spray it in our faces!"

Tyler teleport and spray it to their faces.

"Oh, sweet relief!" Mem said. "It's all better."

"Are you guys hurt?" Kira looked at the noobs.

"We're fine!" Shope smiled.

"Did you guys get any trouble when you were taking the swink eye drop?" Kira asked. "What is that (Y/N)? Did you guys get any Bruises or scratches?"

"Ya-"

"Nope" The noobs covered Roach's mouth.

They promised Princess Parsa not to say anything

*Flashback*

"Thank you for saving my planet and helping Queen Beeanca to get her swink eye drop" Princess Parsa smiled.

"No problem, 'cuz we would always help anyone in need" Tyler smiled as the four noobs nods in agreement.

"Good and more thing," Princess Parsa said. "Don't tell Kira that you guys met me"

"What?" Shope asked. "But why?"

"It's because....reasons" Princess Parsa turned to (Y/N) and smiled at her which she smiled back."I want to apologize for my behavior towards you and your comrades"

"It's alright, it's understandable" (Y/N) nervously scratched her cheek. "I mean, we did blew up your ship and you had to work with us along the way."

"I want give this to you, (Y/N)" Princess Parsa gave her the bracelet and (Y/N) gasped in shock.

"A bracelet?" (Y/N) asked. 'This looks so ordinary. Thought it would've been more alien-like'

"It's a bracelet that could help control your power and it will never let go until the owner dies" Princess Parsa said. "Only the one who possess the battle ball could see your bracelet"

(Y/N) nodded, "Does it have anything else that could do?"

"Well, let's just say" Princess Para smirked and winked. "We could keep in touch"

(Y/N) smiled, "Did you give this to Kira too?"

Princess Parsa shook her head as a no.

(Y/N) nodded again and hugged her which she hugged back.

"Now run along, your friends would be waiting for you" Princess Parsa smiled and (Y/N) noticed that they were waiting for her.

​​​​​​(Y/N) did a curtsy and Princess Parsa looked at her, confused.

"What was that?"

"A curtsy?"

The two blinked.

"You know what, i'll just go to make this less awkward"

*Flashback ended*

"We were at the space mall and i saw this cute bracelet" (Y/N) simply lied.

Kira stared at the bracelet but then smiled at her, "Ok, it is pretty cute!"

Zen gasped, "And look! Not a scratch on the Galacticus! Haha!"

The noobs said in various agreement and runs away.

Then a space cop flies towards them.

"Is this here your spaceship?" The space cop pointed at the Galacticus.

"Of course." Zen said. "She's the greatest ship in the history of the universe."

"Then you'll be happy to know you're getting the most tickets in the history of the universe." The space cop drops a lot of tickets and flies away.

"Well, at least the Noobs left the Galacticus in perfect working order. Haha." Kira leaned on the Galacticus which breaks into a million pieces.

"Noooobs!" Zen screamed.

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