Let it Noob, Let it Noob, Let it Noob
(A/N : So, i found out that this title is not a reference on Let it go from Frozen but it's actually a reference to the popular Christmas Carol, Let it snow.
I like that song. Anyway, sorry for rambling and enjoy reading.)
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At Cornbury Lane, the birds were chirping and a huge snow falls to the ground.
Anyway, snoring could be heard at the Bowman Residence.
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Tyler jolted up from his bed.
"I sense an icy presence" Tyler smiled and opened his curtains.
He looked trough the window and it was snowing!!!
Tyler gasped in amazement.
"It's beautiful!"
His phone rings and he picks it up to see that Shope on his screen and scream.
"YEEEEES"
~~~~~
Roach was searching Cornbury middle school.
It said, "Due to snow, Cornbury middle school is closed today"
Roach cheered as he kicks his laptop to the ground and laid on his bed.
~~~~~
Kevin was sleeping under the covers until his phone rings.
He picks it up and answered "What?"
"What?"
"WHAT?!"
Kevin came out of the covers to reveal that he was wearing in a winter clothing.
"SNOW DAY!!"
~~~~~~
At the (L/N) residence, you could hear snoring at (Y/N)'s room.
She was still sleeping because she woke up watching a show about a guy that could kill people with a black notebook and Kira forced her to train at 1 a.m.
As she was sleeping, there was a knock on the door an someone opened it.
(Y/N) could hear someone sneaking in and leaning towards her ear.
"Wakey, wakey (Y/N). Time to wake up"
(Y/N) heard and she knew from the voice that it was Aunt (A/N).
(Y/N) groaned in response.
"C'mon, it's snow day and i made breakfast for all of us"
(Y/N) still groaned and turned the other way to avoid her Aunt.
Her Aunt sighed and said "Welp, i didn't want to have to do this but"
(Y/N) heard a door shut and she smiled. She could finally go back to sl-
Someone kicks the door down.
Never mind.
"WAKE UP (Y/N)!! IT'S SNOWING" It was (B/N). "SNOWING~" She could already tell that (B/N) is trying make his hands wiggle.
"Shut up, i'm trying to sleep"
"Did you do a movie marathon at night again?" (B/N) asked
"Yes, now let me sleep" (Y/N) covered herself with her blankets but (B/N) yanked them away.
"You do know that (A/N) made (F/F) right?" (B/N) asked and (Y/N) was already taking a shower and wearing her winter clothes.
"Welp, that was fast," (B/N) commented. "Wait a minute, (Y/N) clean up!"
Laughter could be heard from the stairs and (B/N) sighed and tidies her bedroom.
(Y/N)'s phone rings and saw that it was Levi.
She picks it up.
"What's up?" (Y/N) greeted.
"Snow day. At my house. 5:00?" Levi asked and she already knew what he meant.
"Got it but i pick the movie" (Y/N) said. "The last time you did was terrifying. I am not gonna see a freaking doll the same again"
A groan she could hear from the other line.
"Fine" Levi ended the call and (Y/N) raced to the kitchen.
(Y/N) saw breakfast at the table and her eyes sparkled when she saw her favourite food was there.
"Eat up before it gets cold" (A/N) said. She was a wearing a red apron that matches with her black dress.
(Y/N) takes a whole piece of (F/F) and takes a bite.
"Since when did you wanna make breakfast?"
(Y/N) asked. "You only make breakfast unless...no"
"Yes" (A/N) flips her hair and (Y/N) gasped in surprise.
"No way, you got a raise?!?!" (Y/N) asked in amazement.
"$100+ Baby!" (A/N) shows the money and they both squealed in happiness.
"Why are you guys so loud in the morning?" The two heard a familiar voice and turned around to see Uncle (U/N) leaning on the door and (B/N) near him.
"Someone got a raise~ Someone got a raise~" (Y/N) sing-song and (B/N) chuckled at the sight of his sister being this cheerful in the morning.
"What happen to the girl who got angry when i tried to wake her up?" (B/N) got hit by a flying spoon from (Y/N).
"Shut up!"
(Y/N) got a text from Glasses a.k.a Shope.
Glasses : 2 minutes left
Got it! : (Y/N)
(Y/N) smiled and finishes her breakfast.
"Gotta go! My friends are waiting outside. Bye, love you!" (Y/N) ran away from the kitchen and they response with a sigh.
(Y/N) smiled and wear her winter boots. She takes her snowboard and ran to the front door.
~~~~~
She opened the door and was greeted with smiles on her friends faces.
She ran to the noobs and salute. "Sergeant catheter reporting for frozen fun, sir!"
"Listen up, snow soldiers. Today there is no school." Tyler announced. "So, let's get out there and make this the greatest snow day of our lives!"
'He said that the last snow day' (Y/N) thought with a smirk.
"Ya!!" They all cheered
~(Y/N) P.O.V~
Tyler took a small snow to his hand and smiled.
"It's perfect!" Tyler exclaimed. "A layer of frozen rain topped with three inches of moist packing snow to allow max stirring"
We looked at the perfect hill that they can sled.
"No, it's too dangerous" Shope said.
"The girl-" I nudged Kevin and he winced. "She is right. Now, who's going first?"
We looked at Tyler who stayed quite.
Tyler sighed. "Fine," Tyler said and sits on his snow board. "Ok, if i don't come back tell my mom i love her"
"Would you like us to tell your undying love fo-" Kevin and Shope puts their hands on Roach's mouth while i stood there in confusion.
"What?" I raised an eye-brow with my arms crossed.
"Nothing!" Tyler screamed.
Then he screamed something that i cannot hear clearly and sleds down but we heard a truck horn coming to Tyler's way.
"Watch out!" I warned as i pointed at the snowplow.
"What?" Tyler asked and the sled stopped cause of the snow.
We ran to Tyler to check if he was okay.
"You okay?" My arm stretch out, offering him a hand.
Tyler accepts it by grabbing my hand and pulling himself up.
"Dude, driveway plat loser totally cut your run" Shope said.
"It's okay," Tyler smiled. "I'll just start further down the hill and-"
We all looked down the Snowplow has plowed all the snow from the driveway.
"It's gone, the perfect run," Kevin said. "The perfect conditions for the perfect snow day are gone"
"Sound-proof earmuff mode go!" I commanded and Kevin screamed "No" loudly.
~Third P.O.V~
(U/N), (A/N) and (B/N) heard a scream and looked at each other.
They all heard the screaming stopped and shrugged at each other.
"That's definitely not (Y/N)"
~~~~~
Kevin stopped screaming when someone called them.
"Hey, you kids!"
"Hermit" Kevin said as the noobs turned to see old Hermit.
"I heard that he doesn't believe in snow-plows"
(Y/N) raised an eye-brow at what Tyler said.
"I heard he eats kids"
(Y/N) face-palmed at Roach's statement.
"Guys..." (Y/N) said but she was ignored.
Maybe, she'll tell them later.
"The snow is still precipitating and will create dangerous driveway but perfect flooding conditions in two hours" Shope smiled.
Tyler's phone rings and said, "Wait"
He picks it up and it was Zen.
"Noobs!" Zen called. "Help! This is a distressing distress call for help!"
"Come to the house right away and bring battle balls!" Mem added
They heard a familiar scream and it was Kira.
Tyler ended the call and looked at his friends.
"Quick guys, Mem, Zen and Kira are in trouble," Tyler said. "And go battle ball!"
~~~~~
The noobs teleported at their mentor's living room.
Kevin was a gorilla, Roach has super fists, (Y/N) has her destruction on, Tyler and Shope were getting ready.
"Guys, what is it?" Shope asked.
"Is someone stalking you?" (Y/N) titled her head.
"No!" Kira answered.
"Is the earth exploding?" Roach looked worried
"Worst" Mem said.
"The universe is exploding?" Kevin looked terrified.
"We think so because a white frost is nightmare," Zen explained. "It's covering your planet!"
"We must evacuate your only home you've ever known and-"
Tyler interrupted Mem. "Guys!" Mem, Zen and Kira looked at Tyler.
"Yes?"
"It's just snow" Tyler continued.
The three aliens looked at each other and asked "What's snow?"
"Seriously?" Shope raised an eye-brow.
"Uhhh, didn't you guys saw some shows that we watch has snow in it?" (Y/N) asked and the three shrugged.
"Oh, um...it's fun!" Roach tries to explain
"Fun? That is fun?" Kira asked
"Yeah!" Kevin said. "You can have snowball fights, make snow angels and-"
"Go Sledding!" The noobs cheered
"Cool" Kira commented
"But before you go sledding" Mem started
"Tell us more about this thing you call snowball fights"
~~~~~
Mem and Zen were throwing at each other with snowballs while the four noobs were waiting for (Y/N) and Kira with their hot chocolate.
(Y/N) and Kira walked to the backyard with a tray of hot chocolate.
"Here you go, guys!" (Y/N) smiled as she gives their hot chocolate.
The four noobs smiled and thanked them.
"They've been doing this for the past 5 minutes, huh?" (Y/N) asked.
"Yup!"
Mem and Zen were still throwing snowballs at each other with bored expressions.
The noobs laughed and the three aliens looked at them.
"Just, so you know." Zen yelled. "Snowball fights are lame!"
"Gotta agree, that looks boring but making hot chocolate is fun!" (Y/N) smiled warmly at her mentor's sentence.
"No they aren't. They are awesome!"
"It's just a small frozen wad of H2O," Mem said. "How's the wad of anything awesome?"
Kira puts her hot chocolate on the table and went to the backyard to touch the snow.
She took a small snow from the ground and plays with it. Her eyes sparkled and she cheered like a little kid.
'For someone who's supposed to be the powerful warrior, she acts like a little kid' (Y/N) thought with a smile.
"Maybe you're not throwing them hard enough?" Tyler guessed.
Zen's eyes lit up and smiled.
"So, you're saying throw them harder like out of a quantum launcher?"
"No, not saying that" Shope answered.
Zen manipulates his battle ball to a snowball quantum launcher. He puts some snow in it and shot it at Mem who screamed and got stuck on the snowball.
"Ha!" Zen exclaimed. "Snowball fights are not lame anymore!"
"That was fun," Mem manipulate his battle ball to a snowball quantum launcher and shot it Zen but he dodged it in the right second.
"Ha, Ha! You missed me" Zen said but he got hit by a giant snowball from Kira.
Kira who manipulates her battle ball to a snowball quantum launcher. She wiped a small snow on her face and shot a snowball at Mem next who falls at the shot of a snowball.
They throw snowballs at each other repeatedly.
The noobs stayed quite for a while, watching their mentors playing snowball fights with a quantum launcher and Roach spoke up.
"Okay, i believe this snow has enough and it's time for us to return to-"
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"Sledding!" Roach said aloud and came out an echo.
Kevin took snow from the ground and licks it.
"It's perfect"
"And the lane driveway snowbanks." Roach said. "No awesome snow job!"
"Then stand back!" Tyler says confidently and sits on his snowboard.
"On your mark"
"Get set-"
The noobs heard a truck horn sound again and it was the Snowplow. Again.
Kevin stopped the Snowplow by screaming, "STOPPPP!!!"
"This is the only good hill that we can sled on and we will not allow you to plow driveway and ruin it" Kevin screamed.
Then they heard a familiar voice.
"Hey, you kids!"
It was old hermit.
"You plow this driveway, you will be endangering miners and we have witnesses" Shope pointed at old Hermit's house but old hermit wasn't there.
"Right, witnesses" (Y/N) said.
"Oh great!" Kevin yelled. "Now, creepy old guy stop watching us!"
"You know, that's kinda rude" (Y/N) commented
"But it's true!" Kevin snapped.
The noobs noticed that the Snowplow drives in reverse.
"Look, he's leaving!" Roach said and the noobs cheered.
But the Snowplow drives forward faster which caused some snow to fall on the noobs.
They all looked down the Snowplow has plowed all the snow from the driveway.
"Looks like, it wasn't leaving after all" Roach added
"We are superheroes and we will stop that plow," Tyler said. "Go battle ball!"
Roach thrust his battle ball into his chest.
~~~~~
Roach uses his super fist to lift a tree.
"Whoops," Roach said. "A tree was so heavy with the snow, it fell on the road which cannot be plowed"
Roach throws the tree to the middle of the road and the noobs cheered.
Then a truck horn was heard and the Snowplow plowed the snow while destroying the tree from the driveway.
The noobs screamed and the broken tree falls and somehow makes a fort.
"Ok, cool fort" (Y/N) nods in agreement at Tyler's statement.
"We need something heavier" Kevin said as he thrust his battle ball to his chest and transforms into an elephant.
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The four noobs were waiting for Kevin to push the boulder on the road but he was slow.
"Hurry up!" Roach yelled. "You're going to-"
Then a truck horn was heard and the Snowplow has plowed all the snow from the driveway.
We all looked at Kevin who stopped pushing the boulder.
"Slow" Roach ended.
"Look," Kevin said. "It was a really heavy boulder"
"How could a pick up truck with a plow outmatched super powers?" Shope asked
'We did use our powers but we only use it to carry other things and besides you guys didn't think of destroying the snowplow' (Y/N) thought
~~~~~
Tyler made snowman.
"Plow loser arrives and is shocked when he sees my super scary ghost snow man before he turns to plow any driveways," Tyler explains. "He's terrified in fear then he cries and abandons his plow and we all sled and has the greatest snow day of our lives!"
"And you don't think he'll just plow them over," Kevin said. "'cuz he'll think it's fine"
"And your stick arms will become high-speed projectiles" Shope said
"Also the snowman are not that scary" (Y/N) added
The noobs screamed and covered themselves with snow.
Then a truck horn was heard and the Snowplow plowed the snow while destroying the snowman from the driveway.
When the snowplow was gone, they all stood up.
"Where the sticks go?" Kevin asked.
Then they heard someone called them.
"Hey, you kids!"
It was the old hermit who got stuck to his garage door because of the sticks.
(Y/N) shyly waved at old Hermit with a nervous smile on his face and mouthed, "Sorry" to him.
"Uhhh," Tyler said. "I think i hear Mem, Zen and Kira calling us"
The noobs run away while Tyler carries (Y/N) on his shoulder.
~~~~~
The noobs went back on their sits with hot chocolates on their hands.
They saw Kira leaning on the wall.
"Got tired?" (Y/N) asked.
"You know it" Kira answered.
"I thought you would accept the challenge of the extreme snowball fights?" Tyler asked.
Kira chuckled, "I know my limits".
"Like, how you know your limits with video games?" Kevin asked.
"You're not one to talk" Kita glared.
The two male aliens smiled and looked at the noobs.
"Okay," Zen started. "We've spiced up the traditional earth snowball fight by adding turbo snow blasters"
Zen and Mem shows the turbo snow blasters to the noobs. The turbo snow blasters stood close and across of each other.
"It makes perfect high-velocity snowballs and.." Mem continued
"Turbo snowball fights!"
The two blasted at each other which caused the snow to explode everywhere.
"Are they still alive?" Kevin raised an eye-brow.
Mem and Zen falls on the snow while laughing and landed harshly to the snow.
Zen stood up and said, "Yes"
"In fact," Zen said "I feel the earth snowball fight could be even better!"
"You noobs go enjoy your sledding" Mem said. "While we head to the Galacticus to plan more earth snowball fight madness."
Kira sighed and stood up.
"While you guys do that," Kira said. "I'm going to make more hot chocolate and brownies"
Kira went to the kitchen and closed the backyard's door.
~~~~~
The noobs went back to the hill to see...
"I think the driveway are still unfit for sledding fun" Roach said.
The hill was cleaned.
The snowplow plowed the snow that is in front of the noobs which caused some snow to fall onto the noobs and created a snowman.
"Ok, that's just rude!" Shope yelled.
"And the first Snow day of the year," Kevin said. "We need to sled, Now!"
Then they heard a familiar voice again.
"Hey, you kids!"
It was old hermit.
The four noobs screamed and (Y/N) waved at old hermit. Tyler carries (Y/N) on his shoulder again and runs away.
~~~~~
The noobs stopped screaming when they realized that they're at the meadow and Mem and Zen aren't there.
"Okay," Shope said. "Mem and Zen said that they're heading back to the Galacticus?"
"But i don't see snowball fights anywhere" Kevin wondered.
"Can you let me down now?" (Y/N) asked.
"O-oh um right!" Tyler puts (Y/N) down and he smiled nervously at her and when he looks at his friends. He saw teasing smirks and he blushed hard.
Then the noobs felt the ground shaking, the birds flying away and the trees falling.
~~~~~
Kira was making the brownie dough when she felt the ground shaking.
She sighed and thought 'It must be those two idiots'
And went back to making the dough.
~~~~~
The noobs saw two large tanks driving forward at each other slowly.
"What the fuck is happening?" (Y/N) looked at the two large tanks.
Zen who opens his lid and spoke up.
"It's the ultimate Snowball fight!"
"The snowball tank!" Mem opens his lid.
"Now," Zen said. "We will finally see, who is the greatest Snowball champion!"
"It will be me!" Mem playfully glared.
"No, it will be me!" Zen playfully glared
The noobs knew what they're doing. So, Shope yelled.
"Get us out of here Roach." Roach thrust his battle ball to his chest and the noobs holds onto him.
He flies at the same time as Mem and Zen shoots giant snowball at each other.
"I think," Tyler said. "They might have they taking this too far this time"
"Yup," (Y/N) said. "I'm surprised that people didn't freak out on the earthquake"
The noobs saw Mem and Zen flies to the air because of the explosion they created.
"Now, that's a snowball fight!" Mem smiled and the two aliens falls to the ground rather harshly on the snow while the noobs landed safely thanks to Roach.
Zen laughed, dazing and said, "We love snow days!"
"Well, we don't"
"What?" Mem asked. "You told us you love snow days!"
"We did but we haven't sled all day" Tyler answered.
"Tortured by the snowplow and crazy hermit with an ice pack" Kevin yelped when (Y/N) nudged him.
The sun shines around the noobs.
"And now the sun's out" Shope pointed .
"Great, i'm not feeling the cold anymore" (Y/N) said
Mem and Zen looked at each other.
"Oh no," Roach dropped his knees. "Our sledding hill!"
~~~~~
The noobs saw the hill in a sad expression.
"I can't look" Kevin covered his eyes with his arm.
"It's a brown melty sloshing mess" Tyler said as (Y/N) pats him on the back.
"Well," Roach started. "The good news is the plow is out of our lives"
Suddenly, they heard a truck horn again and the Snowplow drives forward which caused the water to splash to the noobs.
Then a familiar voice called them which is old hermit.
"Hey, you kids!"
The four noobs screamed while (Y/N) stayed quite.
"Come with me" Old hermit said.
"Oh, So you could eat us?" Kevin asked. "Sorry, hermit dude"
(Y/N) nudged Kevin for being rude.
"I don't eat kids," Old hermit said. "Too gamey"
(Y/N) snickered.
"But you're a stranger" Shope added.
"I've lived this road for 55 years," Old hermit said. "You're the strangers"
'He ain't wrong' (Y/N) thought
"Still, you could be dangerous" Roach wondered
"You covered my garage with pointy sticks"
"Ok, good point" Tyler said. "But we're not going to your house"
(Y/N) softly smiled them and smiled.
"Nice to see you again, Evan" (Y/N) crossed her arms.
"Oh, (Y/N)! I didn't see you there!" Evan smiled. "How have you been?"
"Good," (Y/N) answered. "How about you and Daisy?"
"I'm fine," Evan smiled. "And Daisy is still scratching everything again"
"Good luck with that," (Y/N) chuckled. "By the way, Levi and i are gonna watch a movie again"
"Ok, but it better not be the doll thing again" Evan said. "I've been having nightmares about that movie"
"Tell that to him"
"Wo-wo-wait!" Kevin said as the two looked at Kevin. "You know him?!?!"
Kevin pointed at him.
"Oh right! You guys haven't met him yet" (Y/N) said. "Guys, this is Evan. He's Levi's godfather"
"Godfather?!?!"
"Yes, now let's go!"
~~~~~
The noobs smiled at Evan's backyard.
"Not only is the hermit's not going to eat us but he also has a backyard full of-"
Kevin interrupted Roach. "Snow"
"It's perfect" Tyler looked at it in amazement.
"You can use my hill anytime," Evan said. "If you shovel my driveway when it's snows"
"Deal"
"This is incredible," (Y/N) looked at Evan. "How the fuck did i not know that you got a big backyard?!?"
"Because Levi for -some reason- never wanted you to know about it" Evan said.
As on cue, Levi came to the backyard with ice-cream on his hand.
"Yo, Evan. I got-" Levi saw that (Y/N) and her friends are here.
"What the? Since when did you all get here?!?!" Levi pointed at the noobs.
"Hey Lev! Eating ice-cream at a snowy day?" (Y/N) said. "Don't you get cold?"
"The cold never bothered me anyway" Levi smirked. "And did i judged you when you sneakingly eat cake at the middle of the night?"
"Damn, you just gotta hit me like that" (Y/N) said.
"Sweetie," Levi said. "I got blackmails for days"
(Y/N) rolled her eyes and pulled Levi to her.
"All right, guys!" (Y/N) said. "Time to go sledding!"
The noobs cheered and hop on their snowboards.
(Y/N) forced Levi to hop on her snowboard which she succeeded
"Wait, i don't wanna-" Levi screamed when (Y/N) sled down her snowboard.
(Y/N) laughed at Levi's scream and they all fall to the snow.
They all laughed and ran back to the top.
"Kids," Evan chuckled while sipping his hot chocolate. "Now, i know why Levi never wanted to tell her about the backyard"
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