How to use your noob
(B/N) yawned, walking downstairs to the kitchen.
"Yo, sis"
"Hey" (Y/N) yawned, putting bacon and eggs on his plate while finishing her breakfast.
"Where's Uncle (U/N) and Aunt (A/N)?"
"You haven't noticed?" (Y/N) asked, cleaning the plates. "They've been gone for weeks 'cause of their paper works"
"Can't blame them" (B/N) shrugged. "SuperDudes kept making a mess"
An imaginary arrow hits through her heart, hearing her own brother insulted her team.
"Do you remember what day today is?" (Y/N) smiled shyly, hoping he remembered.
(B/N) thought for a moment, "Nope"
(Y/N) sighed in sadness, sad that her brother didn't remember that today was family night. "What are you gonna do today?"
"Probably hanging out with my friends" (B/N) walked towards to the sofa, turning on the TV. "What about you?"
(Y/N) looked at the news to see a sea monster attacking swimmers and sunbathers. (Y/N) scared at it alarmed, seeing her phone beeping. A call from Kevin Eleven.
"Outside" (Y/N) took her phone, taking her shoes and ran outside. "Bye bro! Love you!"
"Wait!" (B/N) ran outside, calling her. "I'm gonna be out with a friends of mine! So, don't be surprise when you're home alone!"
~~~~~
"This was the scene at Cornbury Beach today, as what appears to be an evil sea monster attacks swimmers and sunbathers. Then, what appears to be Cornbury's very own Super Dudes arrived and saved the day for the fifth time this week! Chaos quickly enveloped the beach, for when the sandstorm was gone, so was the terrifying beast." Sue Newswomen announced as a footage shows the noobs defeated the beast. Kira turned the TV off and looked at the other two aliens.
"Wow." Zen said. "They might actually be getting the hang of this."
The door opened which revealed the noobs who are exhausted and covered with bruises except (Y/N).
(Y/N) has Shope's and Tyler's arms around her neck with her panted in exhaustion. Roach fell down with the rest of the noobs tries to talk but they all fell and groaned.
"Well, they're breathing." Mem shrugged.
"And they stopped the virus" Kira smiled.
~~~~~
The four noobs were healing at the healing chamber while (Y/N) was laying down on the floor, feeling like she's done with life.
"Activating healing chamber." Air releases and the four noobs came out of the healing chamber. "Healing complete. Now get ready for complaining."
"Whoever thought being a superhero was great is nuts!" Shope practically screamed.
'Of course, it's not.' Kira rolled her eyes. 'Who thought it was awesome? Stan Lee?.... Ok, maybe I've gone too far'
"But at least we save mankind" (Y/N) smiled nervously, standing up as Tyler and the three alien trainers nods in agreement.
"And the healing chamber is kinda nice." Tyler smiled.
"No." Kevin said. "What would be nice is a parade!"
"With all-you-can-eat cotton candy!" Roach smiled.
"Now, you're just making me hungry" (Y/N) rubber her belly.
"How 'bout a nice big slice of stop complaining because you are saving your planet" Zen scolded. "And it's not about you!"
"Well, thanks for the sympathy, bud!" Kevin rolled his eyes.
~~~~~
"I'm not askin' for a lot. Just some perks of, you know, being a superhero?" Kevin said. "Like a movie trilogy or a hot chocolate faucet or awesome helmets that make everything I say sound awesome!"
Kevin's battle ball manipulated into a black helmet.
"Okay." Shope commented. "That's new."
"Uhhh..."
Kevin wears the helmet, his voice changed into a deep modulated voice, "How do I sound? Do I sound awesome?"
"It is slightly intimidating, yes." Roach nodded.
"So this is what Mem said about us can do anything." (Y/N) smiled
"Wait, you knew?" Tyler asked.
"And you didn't tell us?!" Kevin crossed his arms.
"Well, Mem did told us at season 1 episode 8, Fourth down and noob to go-"
*Flashback*
"Wait." Kevin said. "I can only be part animal?!"
"You can do anything if you put your mind and battle ball to it." Mem sighed.
*Flashback ended*
"Huh" Shope said. "Didn't know he mean literally"
"Guys? Our battle balls are to be used to stop the virus." Tyler reminder them. "Not to reward or entertain ourselves."
"Hellooooo?" Kevin laughed. "Aw, man. I can totally hear how awesome I sound!"
"You sounded like the robot dad who his son hated him and the son hangs out with a whistling trash can and kisses his sister" (Y/N) smiled.
The noobs stayed quite, thinking on what reference she was making.
"Ohhhh" Shope said. "Star wars"
A couple of agreements from how accurate she was.
"Wait, wasn't the sister who kissed him-"
Tyler stopped Kevin, "Ok, can we just change the subject!"
"I wonder what else our battle balls can do." Roach wondered.
"I can only imagine the possibilities." Shope smiled, teaching her battle ball as Tyler stopped her.
"Uh, remember." Tyler said. "With great power comes great responsibility."
"And remember," Kevin said. "You guys should listen to awesome voice me and not lame Tyler."
There was a small silence until Shope starts to press her battle ball.
"Don't... do it." Tyler glared.
"Do it."
Shope looks at them for a while and
~~~~~
A Dog Barks at Tyler's backyard.
"My parents never let me have a puppy! But now I have one! Sorta." Shope plays with her robotic puppy.
She manipulates her battle ball to a robot puppy.
"And check out all the tricks I can do with my battle yo-yo! Rock the cradle. Walk the wire. Chop the tree." Roach literally chop Tyler's tree with his battle yo-yo and the tree fell down.
"That was my mom's favorite tree!" Tyler pointed at the tree.
"'Kay," Shope said. "I did not know it could do that."
They all look at (Y/N) who's looking at her battle ball and deep in thought.
"Uhh (Y/N)?" Shope asked as (Y/N) blinked and took a deep breath.
She walks to the middle of backyard and manipulates her battle ball into.... A bow and arrow.
"OH MY GOD!! I could manipulate my battle ball into a bow and arrow!!" (Y/N) shoots her arrow to Tyler's fence which made a tiny hole to Tyler's fence and the rest of the neighbours' fence. "Maybe if i could..." (Y/N) manipulated her battle ball into an Axe.
"Awesome!" Roach commented.
"Ok, you can manipulate anything you want" Kevin said. "And you chose a weapon?"
(Y/N) shrugged, "It's not that a bad of a choice"
"You too?" Tyler sighed who (Y/N) sheepishly smiled at him.
"Tyler." Kevin said. "You know down deep you want to enjoy being a superhero."
"No. I enjoy being responsible." Tyler crossed his arms.
Kevin takes off his helmet. "Dude. You've saved the world five times this week. Isn't it time you did something for you?" Kevin wears his helmet again
"Join us, Tyler. Join the fun side." Kevin puts an arm around (Y/N) and Roach as they all nodded and (Y/N) lets go of Kevin's arms and walked to Tyler.
"Join us to the dark side, Tyler" (Y/N) said with a smirk.
"Don't you mean fun!"
(Y/N) shrugged and Tyler thought for a moment.
~~~~~
Tyler manipulates his battle ball into a hover board that he uses to skate on. Tyler cheered, riding on his hover board.
~~~~~
Zen was fixing the wires on the Galacticus as Mem and Kira came in to the room.
"Hey." Mem called Zen. "Maybe we should do something nice for the sad Noobs."
"You mean like..." Zen said. "Not doing something nice for them?"
"He means an Earth party, telling them how proud we are of them. And putting up streamers." Kira said. "And blow these things."
Mem shows the party horn.
"No. And let me see that!" Zen blows party horn. "Where have you been all my life? Oh-ho-ho!" Zen blows the party horn.
"I know, right?" Mem said. "Party!"
The two blow their party horns with Kira covering her ears, not wanting to hear the sound.
Luckily, XR4TI comes in. "The Earth warriors are fine and have rewarded themselves by transforming their battle balls into toys."
"What?" Mem, Zen and Kira saw the noobs on the screen.
Tyler was riding on his hover board, Shope was playing with her robotic puppy, (Y/N) was training with her axe, Roach was playing with his yo-yo and Kevin was walking to town with his helmet.
"Oh, this is bad!"
"Oh, real bad."
"Because battle balls should only be used for virus-stopping purposes, correct?" XR4TI guessed
"No!" Mem said. "'Cause we had no idea battle balls could do that stuff!"
"Which means they don't know how to use that stuff!" Zen said. "And that means..."
"Total Noob trouble."
"Wait, doesn't this also counts as abusing their battle ball powers?" Kita pointed at the screen. "Which could also means that the Benevolent Alliance could take their battle balls which turned them into a shriveled fruit"
*Flashback*
"Article 9, section Z of Virus Mode Recruitment Law states that recruiters can reassign battle balls from poor performing warriors or warriors that abuse the battle balls" XR4TI explained.
*Flashback ended*
"Ya, that's true" Zen nodded.
"Wait, how did you remember that?" Mem asked. "You weren't even there"
Kira shrugged, until they realized their noobs could turned into a shriveled fruit.
~~~~~
Roach was playing his yo-yo at the living room.
"Oh, battle ball, How I love you." Roach smiled. "And wonder what else you can do."
"Oh, Theodore!" Mr. Roachmont called. "Have you mowed the lawn yet?"
"Hmm..."
~~~~~
Roach manipulates his battle ball into a lawnmower which it runs.
"Yes! You're even a giant lawnmower that can mow my lawn faster!" Roach cheered and the battle ball lawnmower crashed to the fence and it still runs which cause to crash to the neighbour's fence. Then a car alarm was heard which made Roach realizes his mistake
"Uh-oh."
~~~~~
(Y/N) was manipulating her battle ball into a battle hammer. She looked at it in awe and swings it. She accidently hits the hammer to the ground which caused the ground to shake.
"This hammer is awesome!!" (Y/N) tried to lift the hammer only for her to realize that it was too heavy, and it was stuck. She tries to drag it but it's still stuck. She tried various ways but nothing succeeds until she heard a door bell ring.
She looks at the front door, ran towards it only for her to come back to the hammer and covers it with a blanket.
She ran towards to the door and opened it to reveal Aunt (A/N) and Uncle (U/N) outside.
"What are you guys doing here? I thought you guys would come back for a few weeks?" (Y/N) asked in shock. They were actually early from work for once. Sometimes, they would be late or they just sleep on their jobs, well, only Aunt (A/N) sleeps on jobs. Uncle (U/N) is too focus to sleep.
"Didn't you remember?" (A/N) smiled. "Today is the day we have our family night!"
"I only come because she forced me to and my boss wanted me to have a break." (U/N) deadpanned which she nudged him. "I came because we promised"
"Oh, you're such a liar!" (A/N) said. "He said that he misses you two and wanted to spend time with you guys! He practically begged his bo-" (U/N) closed her mouth with his hand when Aunt (A/N) slapped Uncle (U/N)'s hands they started to argue.
Oh! What a lovely couple, (Y/N) thought. "Umm, i'm gonna take a break outside for a while!"
She went back to the backyard, trying to find out how to manipulate her battle hammer back to a normal battle ball.
~~~~~
"Okay, battle ball." Shope ordered. "Sit."
The robotic puppy sits.
"Backflip!"
The robotic puppy backflips.
"Hmm... get me a smoothie?" Shope smiled, the robotic puppy gets her a smoothie. Shope takes her smoothie and drinks it."Ha! You're just like a real dog! Except help get smoothies."
The robotic puppy smiled until the robotic puppy heard a cat yowls and robotic puppy growls. The robotic puppy chases the cat.
"Too real." Shope got dragged which she screams.
"Bah, bad puppy! Ba-a-ad pu-u-u-uppy!" Shope got hit by a street light and the robotic puppy keeps chasing the cat.
~~~~~
"One ice Splungee to go! How much?" Kevin asked, still wearing the helmet. The store clerk shivered in flight, looking scared at Kevin. "I said, how much?" Kevin asked again in a deep voice but the clerk still doesn't answer because of how scared he was."Dude!"
"Uh, I don't want any trouble!" The clerk said
"Uh, neither do I?" Kevin took a candy bar. "And I'll take this candy bar, too."
"Uh, take it. And all the cash! Please, just take it!" The clerk gave the bag of money.
"Uhhh..."
~~~~~
Kevin goes outside, still wearing the helmet and carrying the money bag.
"Ha! That dude is awesome!" Kevin heard police sirens. "And I think he was afraid of me! And darn you, amazing, but threatening helmet!"
As a police sirens was heard, the police cars Rode faster, chasing Kevin.
"I'm not a robber!" Kevin runs away leaving the bag of money.
~~~~~
Tyler was still riding on his hover board."Ha! This is the best day ever!" Tyler rides the hover board passing by the TV store.
"It's chaos in Cornbury." Sue Newswomen announced on the TV.
"Oh no." Tyler said. "Must be the virus!"
"A convenience store has been robbed by deep-voiced villain, a robot dog is terrorizing the cats of the city and... This just in, a giant metallic lawnmower is mowing down houses. We go live." The news shows a footage of Roach talking.
"Um, it is a giant lawnmower, which is weird, as I do not know where it could have come from." Roach said, smiling innocently.
The background was heard of people screaming and battle ball lawnmower runs around.
"Nope. No idea." Roach shake his head.
"If you can hear us, please help us, Super Dudes!" Sue Newswomen pleaded. "Wherever you are!"
"We can hear you!" Tyler said. "We're the ones who did it!"
Mem, Zen and Kira in their human forms comes to him while riding on the hover board.
"What did you Noobs do?" Kira/Adira glared.
"Aheh. Well, where would you like me to start?" Tyler explained, awkwardly. "Heheh. I mean, first, we were all feeling a little under-appreciated, you know. Then, heh-heh, two, Kevin likes to have fun, as you... know. Uh..."
"Okay, I don't need to know what you did." Zen/Rob said. "Let's just stop the chaos on our cool battle hover scooters!"
"Cool!" Tyler said. "You have some, too?"
"Yes, and we always knew they could do this and didn't just learn when you Noobs did it."
"Uh, okay."
"Rescue scooter mode now!"
The three alien trainers and Tyler had boosters on their hover boards which leads them to the noobs.
"Where to?" Tyler asked, the three Aliens.
"(Y/N)'s." Kira said. "I have a feeling that she's having trouble!"
~~~~~
(Y/N) was still trying to figure out how to take her battle hammer out until her three alien trainers who is in their human forms and Tyler came.
"Thank god, you guys came! I need help to take my battle hammer off the ground!" (Y/N) said, pointing at the hammer.
"Wait, battle hammer? I mean, of course we know. I mean, don't worry!" Mem/Bob smiled nervously as (Y/N) sweat dropped.
Kira jumped off of her hover board and carried the battle hammer in ease which shocked the rest of them.
"Looks like someone is gonna get extra training at night!" Kira/Adira smirked as they all gulped in fear.
"Good luck, (Y/N)" Zen/Rob whispered, patting her back.
"You will always be remembered from our hearts" Mem/Bob whispered.
"It's not that bad, right?" Tyler smiled.
"All right, say 'Battle ball form'!" Zen/Rob ordered.
"Battle ball form!" (Y/N) ordered as her battle hammer turns into a battle ball.
"Yes!" (Y/N) cheered.
Kira/Adira explained that the others need help too.
(Y/N) rides on Tyler's hover board and hugs his chest behind his back which made him blushed and the three alien trainers to snickered. They all ride to help the other noobs.
~~~~~
The robotic puppy is still chasing the cats. The cats hide behind the chair and robotic puppy blasted it.
"Sit, battle puppy!" Shope ordered. "Bad laser eyes, bad!"
The three Aliens and two noobs came in Hover board.
"Get on!" Zen/Rob ordered as Shope gets on to Zen/Rob's hover board.
"Now, tell it 'Good boy'."
"Good boy!" Shope complimented which the robotic puppy smiled.
"Now, tell battle puppy to fly!" Mem/Bob ordered.
"Battle puppy, fly!" Shope ordered as the robotic puppy flies.
"Now say, 'Battle ball form!'" Zen/Rob ordered
"Battle ball form!" Shope ordered.
"Maybe we should give the kitties some treats, 'cause they look upset!" (Y/N) said, Kira/Adira took out cat food out of nowhere and gives it to the cats.
~~~~~
"Ahh! Nothing can stop it!" The women screamed.
They all ran away from the battle ball lawnmower which made the car alarms blaring and people screaming. Roach saw that the three alien trainers and his friends are there riding on their hover boards and ran to them.
"I just thought a giant lawnmower that could mow lawns with one pass would be cool." Roach explained.
"Yeah, it's not." Zen/Rob said. "And..."
The three alien trainers stop the battle ball lawnmower with their telekinesis and Roach press his lawnmower which transforms back into a battle ball.
"Four down and Kevin to go." Tyler smirked.
"Uh, where is Kevin?" (Y/N) looked around.
They heard a familiar cry of help, "Help! Help me!" Kevin passed by, running away from the police cars.
"There he is." Roach pointed at Kevin.
~~~~~
"All of this was a mistake!" Kevin said. "I was just trying to have fun 'cause I'm tired of being a superhero!"
Kevin was now surrounded by two cops
"Uh, yeah." Policeman 1 said. "This is a short man, not a kid, right?"
"What kinda kid has a cool, yet threatening voice like that?" Policeman 2 said. "Let's net him!"
The two policeman holds out a net and Kevin screams.
"No!" Kevin said. "Don't net me, bro!"
The noobs and three alien trainers saved him by Kira who takes him and puts him on her hover board. They all ran like the speed of light.
"Wait. Where'd he go?" Policeman 1 looked around.
~~~~~
Kevin takes off his helmet and started to speak in his normal voice, "Again, before you ask me if I've learned my lesson, I totally have."
"And we will only use our battle balls responsibly, like superheroes are supposed to." Shope nodded.
"Good. Now, one more thing." Mem/Bob blows the party horn.
~~~~~
"Let's party!" Mem, Zen and Kira smiled.
Apparently, the three alien trainers throws a party for the noobs.
"For a job well done." Mem said. "And to let you know... how amazing you are."
"Even though you messed up today, you are our brave warriors who deserve some fun once in a while." Zen said, they both blow their party horns and Kira laughed and joined in the fun.
"Huh. I guess being a superhero does have its advantages." Tyler smiled, looking at his friends.
"Like hanging out on a super cool spaceship with music and streamers" Kevin smiled.
The three alien trainers transforms into their human forms.
"And not to cut this party short, but we have to go." Kira/Adira said.
"Where?" Shope asked.
"We are going to make sure there is no more damage in Cornbury and that everything is okay." Zen/Rob smiled.
"Because we never abuse our battle balls." Mem/Bob Said. "Like use them as puppies."
"Or helmets that make your voice sound really cool." Zen/Rob continued.
"Or use it as a lawnmower" Kira/Adira shrugged.
"If that's the case, i have to go home too." (Y/N) smiled brightly. "I'm going to have a 'Family night'"
"Happy?" Shope smiled.
"Very!" (Y/N) smiled.
"Don't burn the house down!"
"Tell that to my brother!!" (Y/N) glared.
~~~~~
Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob were at the table looking at the ladies wearing their helmets.
"Ladies." Zen asked, in a deep voice. "What do you think of our amazing voices?"
"Hey, look." The barista said. "We don't want any trouble."
"Hey." Mem/Bob said. "Neither do we."
~~~~~
Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob walked outside with a money bag.
"Wow. What a nice guy, giving us all his cash."
They heard police sirens.
"Darn you, awesome but threatening voice changing helmet!" Zen/Rob and Mem/Bob running away from the police cars and leaving the money bag.
Kira/Adira who was watching the whole thing, sighed in annoyance.
"Those idiots" Kira mumbled. "Isn't that right, Sunny?" Kira looked at her robotic puppy, which barks happily.
*Bonus*
(B/N) was walking home from his friend's house and was about to open the door, Aunt (A/N) already opened it for him.
"(B/N)! Great timing!!" (A/N) said. "(Y/N) was about to make dinner for all of us!!"
"I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT!!" (Y/N) yelled from her bedroom.
"You will accept the fate, (Y/N)!" Aunt (A/N) smiled.
"Yes, (Y/N)! You have been miraculously chosen to be a chef in the house!!" (B/N) played along.
"Don't follow her!!" (Y/N) screamed.
~~~~~
(Y/N) was cooking dinner for the four of them while Uncle (U/N) was doing paper works, Aunt (A/N) was reading a magazine and (B/N) was playing his phone.
"Why do i have to make dinner again?" (Y/N) asked, clearly pissed.
"Because, (U/N) would just make ramen or order take out and your brother would make the place on fire again" Aunt (A/N) answered. "We also don't have enough money for five pizza for all of us"
"Then what about you?" (Y/N) looked at her aunt.
"Oh little ol' me. My nails need to dry, sweetie" Aunt (A/N) smiled which (Y/N) pouts and went back to cooking.
(Y/N) was making chicken katsu with rice and miso soup on the side.
After a couple of minutes, (Y/N) finished. "I'm done!" The three family members came to the dining table quickly even though she haven't put the food on the table yet."...Ok?" (Y/N) puts the food down and they looked at (Y/N) and the food repeatedly. "What?"
"Really?" (B/N) said. "Chicken Katsu?"
"Yes, dear brother. That is Chicken Katsu!" (Y/N) answered. "Don't worry tho, the chicken's already dead and so will you, if you complain about the chicken gods"
"It's just that don't you think it sounds kinda boring?" Aunt (A/N) shrugged.
"If i'm gonna make the food, i'm choosing the food whether you all like it or not!" (Y/N) started to eat.
(B/N) throws a ball of rice at her which she yelps and growls at him. She made a rice ball and throws it at (B/N) but it only hits Aunt (A/N)'s forehead which made her growls and cleans her forehead. She throws the food at (Y/N) which she Rodger and accidentally hit it at Uncle (U/N)'s shoulder which made all of them froze.
They were scared of what would Uncle (U/N) do. Uncle (U/N) was known to be a cold and terrifying man in cornbury. Nobody would get close to him except Aunty (A/N). That made them fall in love with each other and get married. Uncle (U/N) did change for a while after the marriage until her brother's and his brother's wife's death haunted him which made him turn into the cold man he was before. Until now, he haven't change but he does show his soft side on his family members.
After the silence, Uncle (U/N) was laughing and he decided to throw the food at his three family members. The three looked confused and shocked at him laughing.
"Did he just-" (Y/N) asked as both two family members looked at her in confusion too.
Uncle (U/N) still laughed, (B/N) snickered at his laughter with the two female family members followed.
"Food fight!!"
"I'll win this time!"
"In your dreams!"
"Winner gets a frozen yogurt coupon! (U/N) declared which they all gasped and glared at each other playfully.
After the food fight which nobody won, they cleaned up the mess and decided that they would watch TV together. Everybody looked at the remote on the couch. They all knew that everyone wanted to watch different shows and that is only one thing they have to do. Fight again! But Uncle (U/N) don't want to fight because he's too old for that 'childish games'.
The three family members looked at each other with intensity. After the quite silence, (B/N) ran to the remote only to tackled by Aunt (A/N). (Y/N) took the opportunity to snatch the remote which makes the two family members let go of each other and tackled the poor (H/N).
They all fought with each other until they realized that the remote was gone. They all looked around and saw that Uncle (U/N) was holding the remote and watching a TV show.
They all sigh in defeat and joined him on the couch to watch the TV show. It was a show about a group of teenagers who have superpowers. They fight crime and defeated a masked guy which made (Y/N) excited and the two groan in annoyance.
They watch the show together as a family unaware that there was two ghosts who are watching from behind them with a smile.
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