The school bell rang. Tyler and Shope were on home economics class.

"Welcome, everyone, to home economics class!" Mrs. Crabberton smiled.

"Yes! High five!" Shope hold out her hand at Tyler. "Don't leave me hangin'. Maybe later."

"Just a sampling of the important things you will learn are balancing a check book, abolishing toe lint, and cheese folding!" Mrs. Crabberton smiled.

"Okay." Tyler sighed. "Why did I take a class about cheese folding and not wood shop with Kevin and the Roach?"

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"Doodly-doo doo doo. Look what I can do with a chisel!" Roach hummed and makes a wood bunny.

"Look what I can do with a hammer!" Kevin grunts and hit the table with a hammer.

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"We took this class because it's the easiest 'A' ever and because (Y/N) took music class with Levi." Shope explained.

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"You ready for an awesome show?" Levi holds out the violin.

"Bruh, you ain't Miyazono Kaori" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Shut up! Let me try" Levi exclaimed as he plays the violin... horribly. Everybody clutch their ears. They could feel their ears bleeding. Levi stopped and made a cringed face.

"You know what, you can take the violin. I'll take the flute!" Levi takes the flute from her fingers and gives her the violin.

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Shope smiled, "Also Alana's joining Computer class for some reason"

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"Okay, Students!" The teacher smiled. "Today we're going to be learning Microprocessors!!! I bet you all know what it means, so we'll do the practice!" {1}

'I BARELY EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!' Alana screamed in her mind.

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"I would try Candy" Shope shrugged. "But i don't exactly know her that much"

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A big jump from one foot to the other in which the working leg is brushed into the air and appears to have been thrown, Candy executes a half-turn in the air away from the forward leg before landing on it.

The teacher clapped, "And that's how you do a Grande Jeté! Excellent work, Candy!"

Candy smiles nervously, feeling her knees weak. 'I forgot to stretch'

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"I'm not close with her brother either" Shope shrugged.

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Jack dan through the field, carrying the football. He was smirking pride asked he dodges most of the Jack in speed.

'Hell yeah-'

Until, he got tackles by several Jocks.

'God damn it'

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Tyler realized, "I can't believe we actually know more people than we thought"

"Yeah, kinda sounds like a miracle" Shope nodded.

"And I have a surprise for class today." Ms. Crabberton said. "We're taking a pop test!"

"A test?! Already?!" Tyler practically screamed.

"Each team has to care for an adorable guinea pig for the entire class!" Ms. Crabbertorn explained. "Yeah, heh, heh... It's like caring for your very own baby, who is not a baby, but a rodent, heh. And you will be graded on how happy and healthy your pig baby is at the end of class." She gave a Guinea pig to Tyler and Shope.

"OMG." Shope smiled in victory. "A test where all we have to do is play for an hour with Mr. Easy McA?"

"We're not calling him that." Tyler crossed his armd.

"Yes we are." Shope said. "Take a closer look and tell me he doesn't look like an Easy McA."

"He's gone." Tyler looked at the cage that the guinea p- i mean 'Easy McA' was gone.

"What? I can't fail! I am a straight-A student." Shope said. "Find that pig!"

Tyler and Shope were trying to find 'Easy McA' but no progress.

"How are we supposed to protect our planet if we can't even protect a guinea pig?" Tyler sighed.

"Okay, don't panic." Shope said. "I am a genius which means I've got a genius plan."

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Shope walked towards Woodchuck class, "Hey, nice wood bunny." Shope pointed at Roach and she takes Kevin's battle ball from Roach's hair.

Kevin was hitting the table with a hammer and Shope went towards Kevin and thrust his battle ball on to his chest.

"What are you doing?" Kevin raised an eye-brow at her and Shope was still thrusting his Battle ball on to his chest.

"You need to be a guinea pig now." Shope sighed.

"No I don't." Kevin crossed his arms.

"He hates guinea pigs." Roach smiled.

"Do it or Tyler and I are gonna fail! I can't fail!" Shope was still thrusting his battle ball onto his chest.

"I can't just leave class!" Kevin gestures towards the class.

"Yes, you can!" Shope said. "Everyone knows Mr. Bandsaw doesn't care about anything."

"Hey! Who said something?!" Mr. Bandsaw stood up. "Wait! I don't care!" He went back to sit.

"Go away, I'm not doin' it!" Kevin crossed his arms.

"We're best friends." Shope said. "And the sign of a best friend is helping a best friend who is a best friend!"

"Nope! Not doing it!" Kevin shook his head.

"I'll make (Y/N) give you her famous chocolate cookies for 2 weeks!" Shope bribed.

"I already got her cookies last week, brah" Kevin smirked. "Try again"

"Have you tried her Angel food cake?"

Kevin stopped smirking and imagined (Y/N) making an Angle food cake. "You got yourself a deal!"

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"Hmm... he doesn't look happy." Mrs. Crabberton looked at 'Kevin the guinea pig' frowning.

"Sure it does. Look again, 'cause it knows I won't make (Y/N) to give it her famous Angel cake if it doesn't smile." Shope glared.

Kevin glared back at her but smiled widely for Mrs. Crabberton to notice.

"Oh, okay. It does look happy. Heh..." Mrs. Crabberton shrugged.

"Have we ever failed, Mrs. Crabberton?" Shope smiled.

"Well, it depends on if it's happy at the end of class." Mrs. Crabberton said. "After you and Tyler bath it, feed it, dry it, play with it, and clean up after it."

The three noobs imagined the horror thoughts but quickly shook it away.

"No problem." Tyler smiled and Mrs. Crabberton walked towards to another student.

"Hey! Find that real pig now!" Kevin said. "'Cause there is no way you two are bathing me."

"We have thirty minutes." Shope said, looking at the clock.

"Found him!" Tyler pointed at 'Easy McA'. Then 'Easy McA' went through a hole and walks away. "Lost him! You take care of Kevin pig and I'll take care of the real pig."

"I will bend him to my will." Shope smirked.

"Can I go to the bathroom, Mrs. Crabberton? It's really bad! Really, really, really." Tyler did the 'Pee Pee dance'.

"Do not be long." Mrs. Crabberton gave him the card.

Tyler went to find "Easy McA" and suddenly saw Roach on the hallway.

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"What are you doing out here?" Tyler pointed at Roach.

"I got lonely." Roach frowned. "Also, i don't know where the guinea pig is?"

"Man, we need (Y/N). She's good at finding things!"

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(Y/N) was playing the violin. Tyler and Roach sneakingly walk towards to (Y/N).

"Psst (Y/N)" Tyler whispered but (Y/N) didn't hear him as she keeps playing.

"(Y/N) (Y/N) (Y/N)" Tyler whispered and tapped her shoulder. Then (Y/N) took out her bow put it on his neck and her hand covers his mouth. When she finally realize it was Tyler, she apologizes and lets go.

"Sorry, natural instinct." (Y/N) nervously scratched her cheek. "What's wrong?"

"I'm finding a guinea pig and i need your help!" Tyler sighed.

"If we don't, Shope's gonna be mad that she didn't get an 'A'" Roach explained.

"Classic Shope" (Y/N) muttered and sighed. "Hey Levi, you think you couple cover me while I find a guinea pig?"

"Sure, I'll call when the teacher gets suspicious"

"Yes, thank you!"

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The three noobs ran away and tries to find the Guinea pig.

"So, what did Shope named the guinea pig?" (Y/N) smiled.

"Easy McA"

(Y/N) laughed in reply until she found the guinea pig. "Easy McA went that way." (Y/N) pointed the Guinea pig as "Easy McA" went outside. Tyler screamed. We ran outside and screamed trying to catch "Easy McA".

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Shope was forcing Kevin to eat the hamster food.

"Guh! Stop it. Dude, I'm not eating this. Ah! Stop it!" Kevin pushed her wand away.

"I have never gotten a 'B' in my life, now eat it!" Shope holds the hamster food.

"Make the tiny bits a taco and I'll think about it." Kevin pushed the hamster food away.

"Do it now, Crabberton is coming!" Shope shoved the hamster food in Kevin's mouth.

"Ooh, I see he's eating well." Mrs. Crabberton said looking at Kevin eating. Kevin was muffly screaming and groaning. "Good job, Jennifer." Mrs. Crabberton walked away.

"Pah! Ah! Ooh... you are a terrible pet owner!" Kevin spits out the food.

"You are a terrible pet." Shope said. "Way worse than Mr. Easy McA."

"Wait, did you seriously name it that?" Kevin raised an eye-brow.

"It's a good name, okay!" Shope practically screamed.

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"Just help me find the small guinea pig and get it back to class." The three noobs went to find 'Easy McA'.

Then a Virus pod flew and landed in front of the 3 noobs.

"What about a small meteor?" Roach pointed at the virus pod. "With escaping virus thingies..."

"I don't get it. How can something so small cause so much damage?" (Y/N) asked, looking at the virus who moves away. Then Tyler saw 'Easy McA'.

"Awesome! It's Easy McA!" Tyler smiled and Easy McA eats the four virus.

"Uh-oh." (Y/N) mouth opened.

"Um, if things get infected when they eat one virus, what happens when they eat four?" Roach titled his head and the guinea pi- 'Easy McA' grows a bit bigger.

"Huh, nothing. It's pretty much the same as eating one, and we can totally take this dude." (Y/N) shrugged then 'Easy McA' turns into a beast and growled.

"Correction: the more they eat, the bigger they get."

They all ran away and screamed.

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"My guinea pig loves her house!" Kid 1 gestured Mrs. Crabberton that her guinea pig likes the house.

"My guinea pig loves his battle armor!" Kid 2 gestured Mrs. Crabberton that his guinea like the battle armor.

Show offs. How the fuck did they do all of that?

"Spin." Shope ordered. "It'll show the teacher that you're happy. And we need a happy pig to get the easy 'A'."

"I'm happy not going on the wheel." Kevin grumbled.

Suddenly, Shope grabbed Kevin. "I want that A!" Shope shoved Kevin to the wheel and spins the wheel as he screamed.

"My guinea pig loves his rat wheel thing." Shope lied and Kevin came out, looking dazed

"He does look happy. Sorta... But there is something wrong with your project. As in, it's a partnership. As in, where is Tyler? No one's in the bathroom this long. If he's not in there like he said, you will not get that "A". Mm-mm. Perhaps I will check on him right now." Mrs. Crabberton walked out of the class

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Tyler, (Y/N) and Roach screamed and ran away from the Guinea pig beast.

"Guh... if I could just get it in, maybe it can read the beast's mind and figure out how to defeat it." Tyler thrust his battle ball onto his chest.

"Yup. And do it quick, 'cause-"

The three noobs got shoved and thrown to the boys bathroom through the wall by the guinea pig beast. Tyler, (Y/N) and Roach scream and grunts. Tyler sits on the toilet, Roach above him and (Y/N) sits on his lap.

"Okay. We're still alive." Tyler panted

"But get that ball in fast!" (Y/N) said.

Guinea Pig Beast growled and ran towards the three noobs.

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"Tyler? You better be in there!" Mrs. Crabberton opened the door and covering her eyes.

"Gotta push harder!" Tyler grunted. "Come on! We can defeat this beast! Push! Push! Harder!"

"I'll give him more time." Mrs. Crabberton ran back to class.

"You sound like you're popping"

"Don't make it weird, (Y/N)!"

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Shope was poking Kevin so he can eat the carrot.

"Just eat it. Now" Shope poked his cheek.

"Shh! I can't believe you did that." Kevin said. "And I hope you get the grade you deserve!"

"Right. An 'A'!" Shope smirked.

"Okay, class. Time for my second-to-last inspection." Mrs. Crabberton said. "Oh, that guinea pig doesn't look happy at all." She looks Kevin the guinea pig not smiling.

"What? No, no, he's very happy. Just look at that smile!" Shope poked Kevin with a carrot and Kevin grunts with a small wince.

"Huh. I can't tell if he's smiling or wincing." Mrs. Crabberton titled her head.

"It's smiling. That's definitely a smile." Shope smiled.

"Next." Mrs. Crabberton shrugged.

Shope sighed in relief.

"I can't believe you would pick getting an 'A' over a friendship." Kevin gestures to him and her.

"It's a sickness. Anyways, you gotta stay." Shope said. "And where is Tyler with that pig?"

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Guinea Pig Beast growled and Tyler, Roach and (Y/N) screamed in response.

"You've got to get the ball in now!" (Y/N) thrust his battle ball onto his chest.

"Okay. What's the beast's weakness?" Roach looked at Tyler.

"Yeah. It has no weakness." Tyler said. "But neither do Mem and Zen, so hold me while I contact them!"

They both hold Tyler and teleports outside of the school.

"Come in, Mem and Zen! Help us, We're at school! Please drop everything you are doing and assist!" Tyler contacted them.

Then Mem and Zen teleports outside of the school.

Zen yawned, "What? I was napping."

"And who wants cream puffs?" Mem hold a tray of cream puffs.

"Me!" (Y/N) takes a cream puff and eats it.

"We need help fighting a beast."

"What beast?"

Guinea Pig Beast came and growled at them. The Guinea pig pushed and threw Mem and Zen away as they both screamed.

Guinea Pig Beast growled and attacked them as Mem and Zen screamed and grunted.

"Should we go help them?" Roach looked at his two friends.

(Y/N) continued eating her cream puff while Mem and Zen screaming continues.

"I'm weighing our options." Tyler titling his head.

"It's huge!"

"That's what she said" (Y/N) chuckled and Tyler blushed at the joke.

"It's got my foot! And it ate all my cream puffs!"

"Have you weighed them?"

"Yeah."

They heard Mem and Zen screaming

"And we should go?" Roach thrust his battle ball onto his chest and floats.

"Yep."

Roach carries Tyler and (Y/N) to Mem and Zen. Roach, Tyler and (Y/N) screamed and they all went towards the forest.

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"Okay, class. Time for your guinea pig test grade." Mrs. Crabberto checked all of the students.

Kevin bites the cage, "Enough! I am not smiling unless you treat me with more respect!"

"Never. I will get that easy 'A'!" Shope saw Tyler came in. "Wait... Is that Easy McA?"

"Yep." Tyler smiled.

"Ha! Yes! Don't need you anymore." Shope looked at Kevin.

"Yeah, uh, wait one sec."

Shope interrupted him, "Can't wait. Time to get graded. Kevin won't smile, so out you go!" Shope grabbed Kevin.

"You are evil!"

Shope throws him away.

"Now to put ol' Easy McA into that cage and bring on my grade." Shope tries to take "Easy McA" but Tyler won't let her. "Give it. Give it!" Shope finally takes "Easy McA" and puts it in the cage

"Okay, you two. Let's take a look and give you your final grade." Mrs. Crabberton and Shope gasps that she saw that "Easy McA" was tired, dirty and a mess. "You get an 'F'."

Shope faces her head down.

"Heh, he got caught the virus." Tyler chuckled nervously.

"Yep, that makes sense." Shope sighed.

"Easy McA" eats the food that Kevin spits out and burped.

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(Y/N) walked towards to music class only to see a black guinea pig, "What's a Black Guinea pig doing here?"

"Yo! (Y/N)! It's me!" The black guinea pig or also known as Kevin waved his tiny little guinea pig hands.

"Kevin? Damn, what happened to you?" She picked Kevin up with her hands.

"Got thrown out by Shope when Easy McA came back" Kevin grumbled.

"You sad, you got thrown out?" (Y/N) smirked.

"I'm sad because the way she treated me!"

"Well, you should've known that she's gonna do anything to get an 'A'" (Y/N) said. "Why did you agree to it anyway?"

His eyes widened and he blushed into a shade of red, "She promised..."

She couldn't exactly hear what Kevin said. "What?"

"I said She promised Angel Cake!"

"Angel cake? I could've make you one anyway" She smiled. "How about i carried you to Woodchuck?"

"S-sure, whatever"

"You're such a tsundere"

"Shut up"

Unaware, a person listened on their conversation behind the lockers, running away.

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(A/N : {1} : Microprocessors ; an integrated circuit that contains all the functions of a central processing unit of a computer.)