Happy Noob-o-ween
Mem, Kira and Zen were looking through the window with their telescope goggles. They were looking at the house that has halloween decorations.
"Oh, they're enormous" Zen said. "I've never seen anything like this in the universe"
"And it kinda scares me" Mem admitted. "Now, tell us more of this 'Halloween'"
The three aliens looked at the noobs who are wearing costumes. Tyler was dressed as a vampire, Kevin was dressed as a werewolf, Shope was dressed as a robot, Roach was dressed as a pumpkin and (Y/N) was dressed as a Sailor moon scout.
"It's simple, you dress up in costumes and go to people's houses," Kevin smiled. "And they give you candy!"
"Wait," Kira said. "They just give you candy for dressing up?"
"You guys don't even need to dress up" Shope smiled.
"Everybody will think that you're wearing great alien costume"
"Ya, people are dumb enough to think that you two aren't aliens" (Y/N) said. 'Except Mr. Wertz. He maybe crazy but he's smart'
"Is that why (Y/N)'s wearing the costume" Kira pointed at her Sailor moon scout. "That she'll never had the powers for it"
(A/N : Choose which Sailor moon costume you wanna wear)
"I'll have you know that i'm still dreaming about it 'till this day" (Y/N) did the Sailor moon pose.
[(Y/N)]
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight!
(Y/N) throws her moon stick to the air.
[(Y/N) and Roach]
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
"Otakus" Shope rolled her eyes while Tyler laughed.
The moon stick landed on Kevin's head which hit him and he yelped in pain.
"Sorry" (Y/N) smiled apologetically while taking the moon stick from the ground to her pocket.
"Well, if we're all ready then," The three alien quickly took their trick and treat bag and stood in front of the door.
"Let's go!"
"You can't" Tyler said.
"Why not?"
"Because Halloween isn't for three days" (Y/N) pointed.
"Then why are you dressed up?" Kira pointed at them.
"Because," Shope said. "Tonight's Cornbury halloween festival"
"Like, pumpkin carving contest" Roach smiled
"The best costume contest, the eating contest" (Y/N) listed a few more things.
"And the scare committee awesome extreme haunted house!" Kevin puts an arm around Tyler and (Y/N).
Kevin blushed when he realized that he puts an arm around (Y/N). So, he uses his hand to scratch his cheek and (Y/N) looked at him in confusion.
~~~~~
Screams could be heard at the haunted house or as Kevin said at the 'Awesome extreme haunted house'.
The noobs were walking towards the line.
"12 years," Kevin said. "We've waited for this moment and it's finally here"
"We found out about this for 5 months-"
Kevin puts his hand on her mouth, "Let me have this, (Y/N)"
(Y/N) sighed and put his hand away from her mouth.
"There is one problem though" Shope gestures to Roach. "Roach doesn't turn 12 for two weeks"
"So, we could lie his age" (Y/N) said. "I do that sometimes"
*Flashback*
(Y/N) was trying to buy a dress for her aunt. She looked at a summer dress that looks perfect for her aunt.
She walked towards to the cashier and the cashier scan the price. She deviously smiled when she took out a credit card and gave it to the cashier.
"I'm sorry, aren't you too young to use a credit card?" The cashier raised an eye-brow. "Shouldn't your parents be the one who pay it for you? I mean, shouldn't you play outside instead of going here?"
'Well, this guy's annoying and asking too many questions' (Y/N) thought.
"Well, 'Sir.'" (Y/N) uses an air quote on her word and lied. "I may be young and short but i'm actually 20 and besides, aren't you too old to be a cashier at a women's clothing store?"
The cashier scoffed and scanned the credit card and gives her the bag of the clothes she choose.
"Thank you" (Y/N) smiled and walks away.
(Y/N) shook her head and smiled, she actually took her brother's credit card without him noticing. Hope he didn't find out.
She got a phone call from her brother, "Shit"
*Flashback ended*
The noobs looked at a girl with armor holding out a ticket to the Ticket taker.
"Welcome to your nightmare" Ticket taker said. "How old are you?"
"11"
"Sorry, only kids 12 or up" Ticket taker pointed at the sign that said, 'For the Undead and 12 or up'
The girl walked away, looking bummed.
"Wait, isn't she from our school?" (Y/N) looked at the noobs who shrugged in reply.
"Here's the plan" Tyler smirked. "You tell the ticket taker that you're 12 and your birthday is june tenth not november tenth" Tyler smiled. "He'll totally let you in"
"That's literally what i said" (Y/N) said. "Except the birthday part. That part isn't really important"
"Totally got it!" Roach saluted. "12!"
"Now, how old are you?" Kevin pointed at Roach.
"12"
"When's your birthday?"
"J-june 10"
"And how old are you?" The four noobs looked at Roach.
"12"
"Perfect" Tyler smirked.
~~~~~
The noobs were at the ticket taker with their tickets on their hands.
"How old are you?" The ticket taker asked, looking bored.
"11"
The noobs complained all at once.
(Y/N) inhaled and said, "Boi"
The noobs walked away, still complaining and Roach looking down in guilt.
~~~~~
Zen was looking through the window with his telescope goggles while Mem and Kira sits on the sofa looking bored.
"Why didn't we get to go to the Halloween festival with noobs?" Mem looked at Zen and Kira.
"Because there's no candy there" Zen pointed at the house across the street. "But that guy over there definitely has a house full of candy!"
"No, we have to wait. It's 3 more days." Kira said. "We can do it. We have self-control"
~~~~~
A figure rings a doorbell of the house from across the street.
The man opened the door and looked at the three figures. It was Mem, Zen and Kira.
"Give us candy!" Mem, Zen and Kira said with their wide eyes while swinging their halloween bag.
"Uhh, incredible costume fellas" The man nervously chuckled.
"Ya," Zen said. "And that's why you give us candy now!"
"Uh, you're a little early" The man said. "Don't you think?"
"Look pal," Mem said. "You can't tease us all week with your displays a blow-up scary stuff and not give it up"
"Fair enough" The man took some candy from inside. "So, say the magic words and it's yours"
"Uhh, give us candy now" Kira guessed. "Or we'll destroy you?"
The man chuckled, "No, trick or treat" The man said. "Where are you guys from anyway, outer space?"
The three looked at each other and said, "Ya"
The man's face of joking-ness turns into frightfulness. His legs were wobbly, he pours the candies to each of the three aliens' bowl and he ran inside while shutting the door locked.
The three aliens walked away while eating the candy that they got.
"Oh, so" Mem said. "Trick or treat is a faster word for getting candy"
"Earth might be the greatest planet in the universe!" Zen cheered.
"Let's go get more people to scare and get candy!"
The three ran towards to another house.
~~~~~
Screams could be heard at the haunted house.
"Just go without me," Roach smiled. "I'll just go to the carnival and goes to rides that i'm too old for"
"No!" Kevin said. "We are passing the Kiddy car rides. We look forward to this for all year"
"It was mostly you and Tyler" Shope said.
"And you guys found out about it 5 months ago"
"Which is why we don't stop until we get past that ticket taker guy" Tyler pointed at the Ticket taker who's clipping the tickets. "Don't worry buddy, we have a plan" Tyler looked at (Y/N). "(Y/N) prepare plan C"
"Roger" (Y/N) took out some clothes from her pockets. The clothes were on like a roll. She unrolled them to reveals costumes.
"You bring extra costume for all of us?" Shope crossed her arms.
"You didn't think that Tyler and i would have come here without a plan. Now did you?" (Y/N) smirked. "I brought extra costumes, just in case if a situation like this would happen or Kevin and Roach ate too much food that they had throw up to their costumes"
"But first" Tyler said.
~~~~~
They were still using their own costumes.
Tyler gives the ticket to the ticket taker, "12"
Shope did the same, "12"
(Y/N) did the same, "12"
Kevin did the same, "12"
Lastly, Roach with a fake mustache gives his ticket to the ticket taker and said, "36!"
The ticket taker took his mustache off Roach's face which he yelped in pain.
~~~~~
(Y/N) unrolled the new costume for all of them.
~~~~~
Tyler who is now wearing a firefighter suit, walked towards the ticket taker and said, "12"
Shope who is now wearing a football uniform, gives the ticket to the ticket taker, "12"
(Y/N) who is now cosplay as Asuna, gives her ticket to the ticket taker, "12"
Kevin who is now wearing a ghost costume, gives ticket to the ticket taker, "12"
The ticket taker guy looked at the tickets and looked at Kevin who is chuckling evilly with Roach at the bottom of his costume.
"Stop!" The ticket taker guy said.
"Dammit!"
~~~~
"Do you have a new plan?" Shope looked at (Y/N) and Tyler who smirked at her.
"Yup!" The two said. "And we found a loophole"
"Plan Z" Tyler looked at (Y/N) who nodded and took out another costume from her pocket.
~~~~~
"Cornbury scare committee" The ticket taker said. "How can i-no" He crossed his arms.
The noobs were now wearing zombies costume.
"Yes, we are the undead" Tyler said. "And it says on your sign"
(Y/N) points at the sign and reads it, "For the undead and kids over 12"
The ticket taker sighed, "How old are you?"
Tyler gave him the ticket, "321"
Shope gave him the ticket, "259"
(Y/N) gave him the ticket, "257"
Kevin gave him the ticket, "348"
Lastly, Roach holds out his ticket, "11"
The noobs came and complained again.
~~~~~
Kira rings the doorbell to another house with Mem and Zen beside her.
A lady opened the door and the three said, "Trick or treat!"
The lady looked scared but her face turned serious, "But it's not Halloween yet"
"Yes, but we said trick or treat" Zen stared at her with dead eyes.
"And we have great costumes" Mem smiled.
"Well, i'm sorry" The lady said. "But saying those words doesn't get you any candy day you want"
"What if we say, trick or treat now!" Kira pulls out her arm blaster.
The lady screamed and gives all of her candy to the three.
"Oh that makes sense" Mem said. "The more you scare them. The more candy you get"
~~~~~
An old lady heard a doorbell ring and she walked towards the door. She was about to turn the handle only for her to get shove to the wall by a blaster that Mem created.
Mem, Zen and Kira came in and said, "Trick or treat!"
The old lady gave them all of her candy.
The three looked at each other.
Zen said, "We're gonna need bigger buckets!"
~~~~~
Screams could be heard at the haunted house.
The noobs walked away from the haunted house.
"Let's face it, Roach's not getting in" Shope said. "We're not getting in without him"
"Well, it looks like it's back to the carnival and go back to the Kiddy car rides" (Y/N) pats Tyler back who he returns holds (Y/N)'s hands which he blushed but still holding her hand.
"Ya, we'd rather play the Kiddy car rides with you than go to the haunted house without you" (Y/N) smiled.
More screams could be heard at the Haunted house.
"Aww, listen to that." Kevin said. "It must be so scary, so great in there"
The noobs saw a virus pod landing on the haunted house.
They saw Jock and his friends running away.
"He's trying to eat my flesh!!"
More screams could be heard.
"Ok, that sounds a little too scary" Shope looked concerned.
"Well, i mean a virus pod landed on the haunted house" (Y/N) gestures at the haunted house.
Another virus pod landed on the haunted house.
"TWO VIRUS PODS!?!?" (Y/N) jaw dropped. 'Why can't we get a damn break!'
"Uhh, something's going on guys" Tyler looked around.
A virus pod landed in front of the noobs.
"ANOTHER ONE!"
"That explains it" Kevin stood in front of (Y/N).
"Looks like we're going into the Haunted house after all!"
The noobs took out their battle balls and they were about to transform only for them to get hit by a long stem from a giant pumpkin.
The noobs looked at the Giant pumpkin who is behind of an infected werewolf and an infected vampire.
"Or the Haunted House is coming to us" Roach grunts.
"Okay, gang." Tyler stood up. "Let's see how these beast take on zombies with real blasters!" Tyler's battle ball manipulate into a blaster.
The moment where the pumpkin breathes out a fire. The moment where the noobs runs away.
The beasts turned around and walked towards the festival.
(Y/N) sighed, "Great, just great"
"Ok, we need to stop them from ruining the festival" Kevin said. "Or the kiddie car ride"
~~~~~
Mem, Zen and Kira blasted the door and smiled at the person while holding out their candy on the trash can that they took.
"I'm sorry, i haven't bought any candy yet" The man said. "But take anything you want!" He looked at a radio. "Here take this Radio!" He gives the radio to Kira and he nervously chuckled. "Happy halloween" He runs away and screamed.
"Costumes, candy, home appliances-"
"This could be the greatest holiday in the galaxy!" Zen cheered.
"Let's go for more trick and treating!"
~~~~~
The festival was normal, everyone was playing festival games and etc.
A kid was shooting at the pumpkin stickers with a plunger. The infected vampire came out by breaking the pumpkin sticker without realizing the kid accidentally send a plunger on the vampire's head.
The vampire roared, the kids screamed and runs away.
The vampire stopped screaming when he saw Kevin, Tyler and Roach aiming their blasters at him.
Roach sighed, "I always like the ejaculated game"
Kevin smirked, "You mean blast the vampire?"
The three blasted the vampire and gave each other a high five, "Sweet"
Shope extract the virus and the vampire turned back to normal into a human wearing a vampire's costume.
"So much easier than wearing garlic for the rest of our lives" Shope looked at the boys.
"Tell me about it"
The infected werewolf roared and drives on the kiddy car ride.
"If he gets away, he'll infect the town!" Tyler pointed at werewolf. "Chase him! Chase him!"
"I call dibs!" (Y/N) ran towards the cars with Kevin and hopped on a car.
The two looked seriously at the werewolf.
"You two do know that you guys will never catch him right?" Shope yelled.
"Yes" (Y/N) shrugged.
"But we're loving this ride!" Kevin and (Y/N) gave each other a high five while Shope sighed.
The two saw that Tyler blasted the werewolf with his blaster and Roach extracted the virus.
The werewolf turns back into a guy wearing a werewolf costume.
"I used to love Halloween" The man said. "But now i don't"
"Aww, ok no fair" Roach looked at Kevin and (Y/N) sitting on the car seat while Shope and Tyler at the back. "I wanna ride on the kiddy car"
Roach turned around to see the infected giant pumpkin.
"He got bigger"
People screams and runs outside of the festival!
The giant pumpkin throws fire balls at them. Tyler and (Y/N) protected Roach by pushing him away.
"Ok, this one might be tougher to beat" Tyler said.
"Now, it's my turn to shine" (Y/N) punches her fist into her palm. "Let me handle this one"
"Wait, really (Y-"
Shope interrupted Tyler, "Go for it, (N/N)"
(Y/N) smiled, she transforms her normal attire into a super suit and ran towards the Pumpkin monster.
"Wha-" Kevin said. "She could get kill-"
"Don't say that" Shope said. "One of the things that (Y/N) doesn't want is that you guys not to trust her. She wants you guys to have faith on her and knows that she can do it by herself. And besides" Shope looked at (Y/N) who's still running towards the pumpkin monster. "We're talking about (Y/N) here. Since when did she lose a fight?"
~~~~~
The three blasted on their neighbor's house wall.
"Trick or treat!" Zen smiled. "Or bicycle or meat ir giant screen TV!"
The couple screamed and leave.
"Ok, we'll take the TV" Mem smiled.
"And these books!!" Kira took some books.
The three watched the news.
"It's terror at the halloween festival and ghouls and goblins have gotten out of hand" The news shows a clip of the pumpkin monster attacking the halloween festival. "Is it real or is it a Halloween hoax?"
The camera turned into Jock's face and he said, "No, it's not a hoax man!"
Jock screams and runs away.
"Do you think we should help him?" Mem pointed at the TV.
"Uhh, i don't kno-"
"Wait, what is this?" Sue Newswomen said. "Someone is shooting at the beast but who is it?" The camera zoomed to see a (Y/N) in her super suit shooting at the pumpkin monster with double guns. "It's one of the super dudes. Amazing, it looks like she could handle it!"
~~~~~
(Y/N) dodged the fire balls and she tries to shoot the pumpkin monster with her double guns. The pumpkin tries to grab her but it always missed.
As the pumpkin monster throws a fire ball at her. She dodged it by protecting herself behind a stand. She manipulated her double guns back into her battle ball. She suddenly had an idea.
A fire ball came towards the stand and (Y/N) dodges it using her invulnerability.
She pushed the nearest land light. The land light falls with the strings around it falls too which caused another land light too fall. This continues until the pumpkin monster was trapped.
She controls her destruction and looks at the pumpkin monster with her glare. The pumpkin monster looked frightened.
She pulls out her fist and punched the pumpkin monster hard on its face. The punch she use send shockwave throughout the atmosphere.
The pumpkin monster got shoved to the other side of the festival. (Y/N) Smirked and dusts her shoulders.
She saw that Mem, Zen and Kira came and Zen extract the virus. She didn't exactly hear what the three said becaus-
Roach tackled her to the floor and hugged her.
"(Y/N) that was amazing!" Tyler smiled and he helped her to stand up while Roach kept hugging her back. "You were great!"
"Great? You mean Awesome!" Kevin said. "She punched that beast like it was nothing"
"Ya, you literally created shock waves" Shope smiled. "We had to hide behind a stand just to not get caught with it."
"Really? Sorry that i almost hurt you guys" (Y/N) nervously chuckled. "Did you let the civilians out?"
"Pfft, don't worry" Kevin said. "We totally saved all of the civilians"
The others nodded.
"That was amazing, (Y/N)!" Kira hugged (Y/N).
"Thanks Kira" (Y/N) smiled.
"Yes, that was incredible" Mem smiled. "I didn't know that Kira taught you that"
"I actually didn't taught her that" Kira puts her down. "I wanted to teach her that technique when she's ready to learn more about her weakness on her battle ball"
"Wait what?" They all looked at Kira.
"Ya," Kira said. "Like the force field. The technique you use is limited and also a last defense."
"Wait then how did (Y/N) use the technique if you didn't teach her then?" Shope asked Kira.
"Well, she can only use it when she feel powerful"
"Powerful?" (Y/N) asked. "But i didn't think anything about power"
"That's what you think" Kira said. "Your power actually works on your emotions more than you think"
"Wait, so if (Y/N) gets angry" Tyler asked. "Can (Y/N) destroy anything around her?"
"Well, if she kept her emotions check" Kira said. "If she did, then everything will be fine but if she didn't" Kira makes an explosion sound.
"Well shit"
"Even without her battle ball?"
Kira nodded, "Yes, Kevin even without her battle ball"
"Unlike, the force field. Your destruction doesn't completely drain all your battle ball" (Y/N) sighed in relief. "You just can't use your invulnerability and destruction in a day"
"Fuck" (Y/N) sighed. "Why can't i use my invulnerability though?"
"It's because your invulnerability actually decreases your destruction" Kira explained. "And you dodged the fire balls with your invulnerability many times which decreases.." Kira counted the math with her fingers. "30% of your power"
(Y/N) stood there, shock.
"Wait, so" Roach said. "Is her power like a battery? Like 100% is where (Y/N)'s the most powerful while 0% is where (Y/N)'s....weak?"
They all looked at Roach in shock. This may not be the first time where Roach said something intelligent but it still surprises them.
"That's right, Roach. Your battle ball are like batteries." Kira ruffled Roach's hair. "The power you used just now was 40% of your power and you subtract it with 30%. How many power do you have left now?"
"30%" (Y/N) said. "Do i have to recharge my battle ball?"
"Not really, recharging a battle ball is only allowed when the battle ball is drained" Zen said. "And Kira said that technique doesn't completely drain your battle ball"
"Yup, Zen's right" Kira nodded. "You only need to wait for an hour and the battle ball will come back to normal"
(Y/N) took out her battle ball from her chest which caused for her super suit to transform back into a normal attire and she observe her battle ball, "You sure?"
"Of course, you're talking to your mentor" Kira smirked. "Since when am i wrong?"
After a couple of looks around the festival.
Roach sighed, "The festival is over"
They all looked at the festival, everything was broken or burned or just empty.
"Oops," (Y/N) said. "Sorry about that"
"It's not your fault" Tyler puts a hand on her shoulder. "It was the viruses"
"Oh man" They all looked to see Kevin pointing at the broken haunted house. "This could be a whole other year before we can get here"
"At least, next year." Shope smiled. "We all could come"
"Well, you can still have a happy halloween" Mem smiled at them.
"Ya, because we will share our first glorious halloween with you" Zen said.
"What did you do?" Tyler looked at the three aliens.
"We dis a little early trick or treating that's all" Kira smirked.
"How little?"
~~~~~
The noobs cheered when they saw a mountain of candies everywhere around their mentor's house.
"It's the best halloween ever!" Roach cheered.
"Ya, we also got a nice radio too" Zen holds a radio and turns it on.
Shope felt something and pulls it up. It was a TV. "And a TV"
"Bikes?" Tyler saw three bikes.
"Books?" (Y/N) took out some books from the mountain of candy. "This book isn't even in english!"
"And a dog" Kevin holds out a dog who licks at him which caused him to smile.
The noobs saw Mem, Zen and Kira dancing on the song from the radio.
"We'll return this stuff tomorrow?" Tyler looked at his friends.
"Yup!"
"Happy Halloween, Earth People!"
*Bonus*
(Y/N) was eating some candy from the mountain of candy at her mentor's house. Her phone beeps, she saw she got a text from Alana. She reads it and she dropped some candy to the candy mountain at how shock she was when she red that text.
'Holy shit' (Y/N) looked for an exit and she saw the front door. "Shope!"
"Yes?"
"Alana, Code Blue!"
Shope had her eyes widened, "Move away candies, we have to go somewhere!"
"Wait what?"
(Y/N) and Shope quickly swims through the candy, you saw that, swims through the candy and ran outside, ignoring the calls and yells they got from their friends.
~~~~~
The two quickly ran towards (Y/N)'s house, to see Alana sitting at the front stairs.
"Slay queen" (Y/N) called. "We're her-"
A figure lift (Y/N) from the ground and pulls her over the shoulder. She landed and coughed in pain.
"Oh my god!" (Y/N) grunted.
"(Y/N)!"
"God, i know Halloween is like the scariest day in the year but i never knew you were that scared"
"(Y/N)?" She heard Alana called. "Holy Fuck, is that you?"
"No, it's Takashi Shirogane from outer space" (Y/N) rolled her eyes. "Of course, it's me! Who else calls you Slay queen?"
"I don't know, maybe Levi" Alana shrugged.
"And you would attack Levi?" Shope deadpanned.
"Why not?" Alana shrugged sadly.
"So, what happen?" (Y/N) asked. "What's wrong?"
Alana rubbed her shoulder, "Would you believe me that my mom and dad are- you know" She pumped her two fists together.
'Ohhhh, they're fighting'
"You wanna tell us about it?"
Shope nudged (Y/N) for a sensitive topic.
"It's ok, if you don't wanna tell" Shope smiled.
"It's the same thing" Alana grumbled. "About me being useless and etc"
(Y/N) and Shope looked at Alana in sadness, the fact that her parents were really doubting their daughter's success angers and saddens them. Alana has achieved many things since she went to Primary and Junior high but her parents still doubted her and wanted more.
"Alana-"
"I know, I know" Alana sighed. "I'm not useless and other shiz. I just... I wish my parents would actually acknowledge what I've done for them"
There was nothing but silence around the three girls, Alana had her hands cupping her mouth, sighing. Shope and (Y/N) looked at each other, not knowing how to cheer her friend up.
(Y/N) walked towards to Alana, sitting beside her. "And they will, you'll show them that you've been making great success in your life"
"Ya, if they can't see it then it's their fault" Shope sat beside Alana. "They can't see an 11 year old girl who is our Council Assistant, basically taking charge on parties and plays and basically skipping a grade!"
Alana sighed, letting her hands free. She smiled, "Thanks guys"
"No problem" Shope and (Y/N) hugged Alana.
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