We're all watching an advertisement about the new video game in Tyler's basement. It looks interesting. The advertisement shows explosions and a man holding a gun looking around.

"They came without warning, they came from above, they came...for the nuts!" The screen shows that the squirrel beast appeared and roared.

Most of the people ran towards the squirrel with their guns.

"The space squirrel is about to reach the giant mountain sector four!" A soldier pointed at the squirrel and they all shoot the squirrel beast with their guns.

The squirrel beast punched two soldiers away.

"We gotta stop it!" A Mega soldier saw that the Squirrel beast was digging to the earth. When the squirrel found it and notice that the soldier has a gun. The soldier shoot at the squirrel which made the squirrel explode and the nut fell to the screen.

"Battle Nutz 4" Narrator announced with a squirrel beast appeared and roared. "Get it! Play it! It's nuts."

Nice pun.

"We have to get that game!" Kevin pointed at the TV.

"The next engine renders 4.7 billion Vauxhalls per second!" Shope smiled

"Roach...in love with game" Roach hugged the TV

"I'll play the game for hours!" I smiled "If i could."

"And we just have enough money to buy it as soon as we activate...combined saving modes!"

The noobs take out their savings and put it on the table.

"What do you guys got?"

"I got this"

"I got a frog"

"How is that even there?"

"I got something"

"And i got this"

"Yeah, there's still one problem." I pointed out.

"Battlenutz 4 is rated 'P'" Shope explained. "As in 'Parents must buy the game for anyone under 13'"

"So? All we need to do is to get a parent to buy it for us." Kevin said. "And of all our parents, we just need one Yes"

I sadly smiled at that. They still didn't know about what really happen to my parents. I mean, Sure Levi knows about it but Alana, Shope, Tyler, Kevin and Roach doesn't. I kinda felt bad for not telling, but i can't just burst out saying what actually happen.

At least, i could still ask Uncle (U/N), Aunt (A/N) and (B/N)

Unaware, that the two boys noticed her sad smile.

~~~~~

Tyler, Kevin, Shope, Roach and i asked our parents. Well, i asked (B/N), Uncle (U/N) and aunt (A/N). But they all said the same thing "Go outside and play!". They shut us outside.

"Nooo, 'Go outside and play!'" I imitated my aunt's voice and pouted.

"That's what they all said" Kevin screamed. ""No, go outside and play!"

"The whole reason that inside was invented." Shope said. "Was that so we don't have to be outside!"

"Ah... The sun i-it burns" Roach covered his face with his hands from the heat.

"Wait a minute, We just need a 'Parent' to buy Battlenutz 4" I looked at Tyler seeing if he get the message and if he could continue.

"Oh!" Tyler made a noise, understanding what i meant. "So, doesn't that include aliens who can shape- shift into parents!" Tyler looked at us.

'Good thing he understands' I sighed in relief and smiled at him.

Tyler looked at the other way.

~~~~~

We showed Mem and Zen the advertisement of Battlenutz 4. The video showed footage of explosions, Soldiers, The space beast roars.

"What is the point of the earth video games?" Zen looked at us.

"Ya, Why don't you go outside and play?" Mem shrugged.

"Why does everybody keep saying that?" Kevin screamed.

"Ooh, this is where they scored the Triple Nut Crunch." I pointed at the advertisement as the screen shows the Mega soldier running with a giant acorn. He tosses the acorn over a cliff and the three squirrels follow and jumped off the cliff.

"I still don't see the point."

"Buy it!" Tyler said. "And we'll do three extra hours training for you!"

Zen transforms into Rob, "Deal!"

~~~~~

We were all in front of the Game Hole, explaining Mem and Zen who are on their human forms that they need to buy Battle Nutz 4.

"Remember. Buy Battlenutz 4 the game that's all over the store" Tyler holds out the money.

"You're wasting the money" Mem/Bob pointed out.

"Virtual earth games are stupid!" Zen/Rob took the money and went inside.

"They're gonna buy it wrong" I crossed her arms and looked at Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob talking to Stacy.

"They can handle it" Shope defended the two aliens.

"Wanna bet?"

"Sure, 10 bucks"

~~~~~

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob went inside.

"Uh yes," Mem said. "We would like to buy an earth video game"

Stacy has brown hair and has only ever been seen in her Game Hole uniform, which consists of a purple and yellow collared company shirt and gray pants.

"'Earth video game'?" Stacy asked. "What are you from outer space or something?"

"No!" The two laughed awkwardly.

"That is crazy!"

"Why would you say that"

"We are Earth people!"

"We are from earth"

"I was joking" Stacy rolled her eyes.

"Today the new release include the highly anticipated Battlenutz 4" Stacy hold out the Battlenutz 4 game. "And the fun and addicting candy mama, a game about making candies" Stacy hold out Candy mama.

The two aliens looked at Candy mama, their eyes widened and shining.

"It's so pink" Zen's eyes sparkled.

~~~~~

Tyler's TV shows Candy mama where two females on the screens making candy. The two aliens were playing it. The four noobs were shocked and confused while i was laughing.

"It's Super-sink Candy time" Oki smiled as they both giggles which caused me to laugh harder.

"Candy mama!?!" Kevin said. "You wasted all our money for Candy mama?!?!"

"Quite." Zen said. "It's a sugar showdown!"

"Ahahahaha, Y-you owe m-me 10 bucks Shope!" I tried to calm myself down from my laughter. Shope sighed and gave me the money. "Pleasure doing business with you!" I smiled.

"Tyler!" Mrs. Bowman called. "Are you guys still playing video games?"

"No! We're not playing" Tyler crossed his arms and glared at Mem and Zen.

"Then go outside and play!"

*Third P.O.V*

"I don't get this 'Play outside' thing" Kevin pouted.

"Okay, all we need to buy another video game is $59.99." (Y/N) said. "A game that is not about candy, but is about saving the earth's nuts from space squirrels"

A squirrel chatters and runs away leaving the nuts after hearing what they're talking about.

"Shope, what is the number one money maker for middle school kids?" Tyler looked at Shope.

"Car washes are number 1, but they do have start up costs," Shope explained. "So, if you can get fast enough means of transportation, a newspaper route can make big money fast."

"Okay, Noobs." Kevin looked at us. "Let's do this!"

~~~~~

We were in front of the huge pile of newspapers.

"Okay," Kevin said. "How do we do this?"

"I have no idea" Tyler admitted.

"Who's this newspaper for anyway?" I asked. "The whole town?"

"Actually yeah" Shope nodded and (Y/N) sighed. "Anyway, The only way we could possibly deliver this many papers is if we use our battle balls!" Shope took out her battle ball which the other followed.

"But we don't know how?" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Um...super battle paper delivery cart mode, activate?"

Suddenly, their battle balls all glow according to their colour. The noobs stared to scream as their battle balls rolls to the ground and turns into a giant cart that delivers newspapers.

"I can't believed that worked!" Tyler looked amazed and they all looked at (Y/N) who's quite but then turned into fangirl mode.

"OH MY GOD, it's awesome that our battle balls can turned into a huge cart, maybe we could turned it to another transportation or a device that has never invented or something out of this world..." She realized that she fangirled again. "I fangirled again, didn't i?" They all nodded. "Sorry"

"Now all we need is a super turbo newspaper launcher!"

The cart machine activates and starts to shoot the newspaper in front of a house as the noobs cheer. Kevin, Roach and Tyler sits on the front seat, (Y/N) sits on the backseat and Shope sits on the launcher seat.

"$60.00 Battlenutz 4 here we come!" Kevin began to drive but crashed it to a tree and the launcher shoots newspaper everywhere. "What else could go wrong, today?" Kevin groaned.

Unfortunately a virus pod flies across space and infects three acorns. A squirrel and brings them to two other squirrels as they began to eat. They all turn into a squirrel beast.

~~~~~

The noobs were in front if the Game Hole, watching Kevin crying over Battle Nutz 4.

"Oh, Battlenutz. Why does this universe wants to keep us apart!" Kevin dropped his knees dramatically.

"I guess we should accept defeat and try this 'playing outside' thing" Roach pouted.

"Yeah, i might as well train!" (Y/N) then shivered. "I can't believe i just said that"

"It's like i don't even know you two!" Kevin pointed to Roach and (Y/N).

"Aw, are the noobs sad that they didn't get the special BattleNutz 4 limited box set with limited edition Battle armor like the jock?" Jock gestured his armour that looked small.

"It looks kinda small!" Tyler pointed out.

"They're awesome!" Jock's brother said. "Who are these noobs?!"

"They're just little babies from who don't have an older brother with friends that can buy the Jock BattleNutz 4"

"Honestly, I do have an older brother who's in college" (Y/N) shrugged. "Do you know (B/N)?"

"Oh, you meant the guy that all ladies love?" Jock's brother titled his head.

"Yeah!" (Y/N) smiled. "Wait, I think I've heard of you before" (Y/N) squinted her eyes at him. "Are you Jockie? One of my brother's football teammates?"

"Ohhh!" Jockie slapped his head. "Then you must be (F-Y/N) then!"

"Yeah! Nice to see one of (B/N)'s friends!"

"Nice to see his sister!"

The two shook hands with Jock and the noobs looked at the scene.

'What the heck has this become?'

"W-wait, you two know each other?!" Jock looked at his brother and (Y/N).

"Not really, lil' bro!" Jockie said. "Her big bro always talks about her. I thought she was his girlfriend"

Jockie and (Y/N) laughed.

"Oh fuck, that's disgusting and that would start a war with the harem"

"Tell me about it"

Jockie and (Y/N) looked at each other and laughed again.

"Honestly, i'm surprise to see you" (Y/N) smiled. "I always thought that (B/N) had more girl friends than boy friends"

"It's true tho" Jockie said. "Many girls loves him. Also, he got some male harem too"

"Oh god damnit!" (Y/N) laughed. "More people in the harem! This is scary. Especially, Miya"

"Yeah, she's a scary Chick" Jockie nodded. "Wonder why (B/N) date her"

"Wait, she's dating her?!"

"You didn't know?!"

"(B/N) doesn't like to talk about his love life and still thinks that he doesn't have a harem" (Y/N) rolled her eyes.

"That is so him" Jockie laughed. "You know, I bet (B/N) catch all the people who love him"

"Well, you know what they say" (Y/N) "Gotta catch them all~ Gotta catch them all!"

"Wait!" Jock said. "You know Pokemon?!"

(Y/N) took out a binder from the middle of nowhere, "Bitch, I got the cards"

Jock and Jockie squealed in excitement.

"I got charmander, charmeleon, umbreon, and-"

"Do you have Charizard?"

"You know those are fucking expensive"

"Sad, 'cuz i already got it" Jockie smirked, showing them his Charizard.

"WAIT WHAT?!"

As (Y/N) continued, showing the cards towards the Jockersons and gawking that Jockie has the Charizard card.

The noobs looked in confusion and surprised.

"Ok, what has this become?" Tyler whispered towards his friends.

"A weird friendship"

~~~~~

(Y/N) has finished showing her Pokemon cards to the Jockersons.

"Welp, that was fun!" (Y/N) smiled. "What should we do next?"

Then they hear Jock screamed.

"Giant space squirrel!" Jock screamed, passing by.

"Uh..."

"Run!!!" (Y/N) pulled the closest people which is Tyler and Kevin.

"Okay, gang!" Kevin said. "Battle balls in!"

They all thrust their battle balls into their chest and their casual attire turned into their super suit.

"Stand back, let's see these fur balls can handle 765,000 volts of pure Shope..." Shope didn't get to finish her sentence because a squirrel beast grabbed her and dig a huge hole. The squirrel beast placed her in and uses it tail to cover it up. Shope suddenly pops up and gasps. "They can handle it"

(Y/N) helped her get out.

The black squirrel tried to grab the rest of the 4 noobs.

"Teleport now!" Tyler laughed and teleported. "Haha, you missed." Then he realizes that he was at the top of the grey squirrel, "I gotta get better at teleporting!" He got hit by the squirrel's tail and the squirrel throws him away.

"I got this! 'Cause you know they'll listen one of their own." Kevin said. "Squirrel mode activate!" Kevin transforms into a squirrel.

"Uh...a little small right?" Roach pointed out and Kevin ran to the three squirrel beasts.

"Yeah, too small" (Y/N) was still helping Shope to get her out from the hole.

"My giant squirrel brother!" Kevin greeted. "Let us come together with the humans and... Ahh!" The squirrel stomped him.

"Yeah, it was not hopeful" Shope deadpanned.

The three squirrels grabbed the four noobs.

"Where's Mem and Zen when you need them?" Tyler screamed.

~~~~~

Mem and Zen were still playing Candy Mama at Tyler's basement.

They just giggles every few seconds.

"Yes! Extra points for no lump in our batter!" Mem cheered.

"Oh-ho! The noobs were so wrong!" Zen smiled. "This is so much better than battling giant space squirrels!"

~~~~~

The noobs screamed as the squirrel beasts shakes them.

"Man," Policeman 1 said. "Must be some crazy promotion from some new video game."

"It's realistic" Policeman 2 sips his coffee.

The squirrel beasts tossed all of them to the side.

"Okay, now what are they doing?" Tyler pointed at the squirrels who are digging to the earth to find the giant acorn.

"It appears like they are digging for giant earth nuts like in the game!" Roach blinked.

"But they're not in there!" Shope said. "And that's when they realized they're gonna eat all of us instead!"

"This is gonna be a really terrible moment!" Kevin screamed.

"Wait i know where they could get a giant earth nut! Roach! Flying mode to the Game Hole now!" Tyler commanded. "(Y/N), i need you to distract them while Roach get the nut!" Tyler pressed Roach's battle ball and Roach flies to the game store.

"Aye sir!!" (Y/N) ran towards the squirrel and accidentally created an explosion. She looked at her hands and battle balls to see that she made the explosion.

She smiled crazily and looked at the Squirrels, Creating explosions. "Boom boom bitches!"

The squirrels ran away from there but stopped when Roach came with a giant acorn.

"Hey squirrel monsters, come and get it!" Roach hold out the big nut. The squirrel roared and chased Roach. The rest of the noobs screamed and ran as well. "Okay, now what do we do?"

"We finish them of just like in the game, with a Triple Nut Crunch!" Tyler exclaimed and Roach threw the acorn over side of the cliff which made the three squirrel beasts follows the nut and jumps off the cliff.

They land with load thud and Roach flies them down. The noobs extracted the viruses and the squirrels return into normal.

"Ha! We just battled three giant squirrel monsters!" Kevin said. "We don't need Battlenutz 4! We live it, man."

"Huh, i guess it is better to play outside!" Tyler smiled.

~~~~~

Mem and Zen were still playing Candy Mama.

"Can't... Stop... Playing!" Mem's eyes were tired.

"Must... Make more... Video candy"

"Well we fought the squirrel monsters and feel fresh and invigorated and..." Shope realized that Mem and Zen were quite. "Did they just stop breathing?"

"Still breathing but getting cold" Roach poked Zen's neck.

"Honestly, their eyes looks like saggy oysters" (Y/N) pointed at the alien's eyes.

"I think those two need an extra dose of super-fun playing outside mode." Tyler smiled.

~~~~~

They were all just standing outside, doing nothing but breathing.

"Video... Candy..."

"I hate playing outside" Kevin crossed his arms.

"Who wants to go back and play Candy mama?" Tyler pointed at his house.

They all agreed.

"I call dibs on playing first!" (Y/N) announced which caused all of them to run back to Tyler's basement.