"And now," Mem announced. "Phase twelve of today's great warrior training!"

"Tackle the dummy, you Noobs!" Zen pointed at the dummies.

They've been training at Mem and Zen's backyard for an hour and they're all fucking tired, except (Y/N). They panted while (Y/N) was stretching her legs.

"We don't wanna train anymore" Kevin complained. "And why are you not tired?"

"I'm used to with Uncle (U/N) training me" (Y/N) smiled. "I mean, i am grateful that he did. Now, i don't feel tired anymore!"

Zen levitated Kevin in front the dummy.

"Huh?" Kevin said. "Dude, that is so not fair."

"Neither is the virus. Now, punch the dummy with your gorilla arms!" Zen pressed Kevin's battle ball and Kevin's arms turns into gorilla arms.

"Wait." Kevin said. "I can only be part animal?!"

"You can do anything if you put your mind and battle ball to it." Mem sighed.

"Then can i breathe through my eyes?" (Y/N) smirked.

"What?" Mem gave her a confused look. "No"

"Eat through my nose?" Roach smiled.

"No!" Zen deadpanned.

"Sneeze with my eyes opened?" Tyler smiled.

"That's not it" Mem sighed with his hands covered his face.

"Do something without thinking at all?" Kevin lit up.

"That's just you" Shope sweat dropped.

"You wanna go!"

"Just use your Animal powers!" Zen yelled and Kevin punched the dummy and it crashed to Mem and Zen's window. "Eh, good, but... darn it!"

"Now the rest of you try." Mem looked at the four noobs.

"Shope! Wind powers!" Shope controls the wind and crashed the dummy to Mem and Zen's house. "Tyler! Tele-powers!" The dummy ran to Tyler as he teleports and the dummy crashed into a tree.

"Yes!" Tyler cheered.

"Roach! Roach powers!" Roach turns into a ball and hit the dummy which crashed to their house. "(Y/N)! Destruction!" (Y/N) pressed her hand and feels her hand glowed. She punched the dummy and it blew up.

"Okay, that was actually pretty good." Mem commented.

"Yeah, except you trashed our Earth house!" Zen gestured the house which is now has holes.

"Uhh... sorry?"

"Sorry!"

"What is that?" Zen asked. "What is 'Sorry'?"

"It's what we say on Earth when we feel bad about something that we can't fix and the person that we say it to says 'Okay' and likes you again." Shope smiled

"Really? I wanna try!" Mem punched Zen and Zen screamed. "Sorry. Hey, it worked."

Zen punched him too. "Sorry! Heheh, I like this Earth word." Zen laughed. "Uh-oh. Oof!"

Mem kicked him on the face. "Sorry!"

They continue to punch or kick each other while apologizing.

"Guys." Kevin said. "You know what this means?"

"Uh, that we might have misrepresented the term 'Sorry'?" Tyler guessed.

Memnock screamed flying over the noobs as Zen yelled, "Sorry!".

"Should we do something about it?" (Y/N) pointed at the two aliens.

"No and no." Kevin said. "That we actually pulled off a power. And we all know what we need to do."

"Um, fight the space virus that is trying to destroy our world?" Roach guessed.

Zen screamed flying over the noobs as Mem yelled "Sorry!"

"Close." Kevin smirked.

~~~~~~

A large sign that wrote ;

'🐿CMS🐿
Fighting Squirrels

FOOTBALL TRYOUTS'

was seen at the side of the field.

​​​​​​A whistle blows as Shope, Kevin and Roach was seen, wearing football uniforms while Tyler and (Y/N) were still wearing their normal attires.

"Football? No." Tyler said. "We cannot use our powers to make the football team."

"Ya, we use our powers to fight evil not innocent people." (Y/N) shook her head

Tyler nods in agreement

"Yes, we can!" Kevin smiled.

"I always wanted to play football." Shope smiled.

"It's exciting!" Roach added.

"You're going to get caught and get us exposed" Tyler said. "And then we'll all end up on government lab tables."

"Don't make me think about Koro-Sensei!" (Y/N) frowned.

"(Y/N)? I thought you would like football!" Shope said. "You get to run and tackle people!"

"You know, i just don't like football and-" (Y/N) was about to talk more but luckily Shope stopped her.

"(B/N) don't allow you to play, Huh?" Shope guessed.

"Yup" (Y/N) answered popping the 'P'.

"The only thing that will get caught is the football with my spider hands!"

"Well, well. It looks like we've got ourselves some football noobs!" Coach Hutz walked towards the noobs.

"Not me." Tyler said. "I'm not playing."

"Me either" (Y/N) shrugged.

"Good. 'Cause I need a water boy!" Couch Hutz gave Tyler the uniform and a box of water.

Couch Hutz walked away and (Y/N) sighed.

"Welp, you guys have fun" (Y/N) pointed at the bench. "I'm gonna sit at the bench and watch you guys play"

(Y/N) walked towards to the bench only to see Candy Addington sitting on the bench. She met Candy once at the gym, she was the only one who could do Gymnastics which amazed her.

"Hey Candy!" (Y/N) smiled towards her.

Candy blushed nervously, "U-uh h-hi! Ms. (L/N)!"

(Y/N) always found odd at how Candy called people with their last names, from what she knew that she's not Japanese or Chinese or any kind of country that used to call other people with last names. Is it because she didn't trust people yet?

"No need to greet me like a teacher. Just call me by my first name"

"R-right, (L-L/N)"

"Just call me, (Y/N)"

"S-sure, (Y-Y/N)"

'Nevermind, she just doesn't want to be seen as rude.'

"So, what are you doing here, Candy?" (Y/N) smiled. "Never pegged you the type of person into sports"

"I-i'm here to cheer for my brother, Jack" Candy pointed at Jack who's talking with other football players.

"Ah, i see! Supporting your bro in sports. Or is it to embarrass him?" (Y/N) nudged her playfully.

"N-no! I'm not gonna em-embarrass him!" Candy waved her hands. "I-i mean, i don't want to get attention from others since i don't want them judging me b-but i want to cheer Jack t-the loudest! S-so, he can be proud of me a-and and-"

"Woah, no need to get worked up about it" (Y/N) smiled nervously. "It's ok, how about i see your cheer?"

Candy nodded and looked determined, she took a deep breath and let out a small, "Yay"

(Y/N) giggled at her cuteness, "Try louder?"

She let out another small, "Yay"

"Little bit louder?"

She bit her lip and took another deep breath, "yay!"

(Y/N) shook her head with a small smile, "We'll work on that" She patted her back.

(Y/N) and Candy looked at Couch Hutz.

"And there are only two things that matter in Fighting Squirrel Football." Couch Hutz explained. "One is to beat our arch-rivals, the East side Wolves in our first game, and two: cutting all the losers from the team as fast as possible."

Shope gulped in fear.

"Kick-off drill!" Couch Hutz said. "You three against Jock and five other huge guys!"

Jock laughed and cracks his knuckles "Awesome! I get to play football and crush loser noobs!"

"Now, that's just unfair" Jack crossed his arms and leaned towards the bench.

"Tell me about it" (Y/N) rolled her eyes.

Jack heard (Y/N)'s voice and smirked at her, "Well, hey there. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"Rejecting playboys who's trying too hard to be Loke the lion"

"Um, wow" Jack sweat dropped. "I didn't know that i'll be called out today"

"Not only you'll be called out" (Y/N) smirked. "You're going to meet the badass girl you'll ever meet"

"What, you?"

"No, Alana" (Y/N) looked around. "Too bad, she isn't here. Welp, you're going to meet the fifth badass girl you'll ever meet!"

"The fifth?" Candy looked at her in Confusion.

"First is Alana, Second is Shope," (Y/N) smiled. "Third is Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton and Fourth is Aunt (A/N)"

"Wait, then who's the fifth?" Jack asked.

"Candy" She pointed at Candy. "She's here because of you. You should be happy that your sis is cheering you on"

Candy blushed, "(L-L/N)!"

"Awww, you actually called me without the Ms!" (Y/N) smiled. "That's cute"

Jack chuckled, "Well, jokes aside. Is your Name Pooh? 'Cause I want all of your honey"

Unaware, two boys glared at his flirting.

"Ok, that was good" (Y/N) admitted. "But being Pooh would be the best! He has friends, honey and a tree house far away from humans except Christopher. That would be a dream come true"

Jack and Candy looked at each other and chuckled.

"Alright, in a serious note" Jack said. "What's your name?"

"(Y/N)" (Y/N) smiled. "(Y/N) (L/N)"

~~~~~

"Violent football music! Hit it!"

Jock kicked the ball.

Shope, Kevin and Roach gulped at the scene.

~~~~~

(Y/N) stood up and walked towards the cheerleaders, "Hey, can i borrow your pom-poms?"

"W-what?"

"Hearing problems, much?" (Y/N) blankly stared at her and she gave her the Pom-poms. She shook her head, 'I am so not gonna hear the end of it'​​​​​​. She started to cheer. "You can do it! Don't give up! Go! Shope! Go! Roach! Go! Kevin!"

Everybody looks at her in surprise. Since when did (Y/N) wanted to cheer and dance like a cheerleader?

The three noobs smiled at their friend's support and got pumped up.

~~~~~

"Wind powers, go." Five jocks ran towards to them. Shope control the wind as the ball went to Kevin which he caught with spider hands.

"Ah! I caught it!" Kevin held the ball.

"Crush the noobs!" Jock ran towards the three noobs.

"Blocking powers, go!" Roach blocked all of the five jocks which the football players groaned.

~~~~~

"Damn, he's a natural" Jack smiled.

Candy nodded, "Y-yeah, h-he blocked all of the Jocks at once"

~~~~~

"I think we're supposed to run now."

They all ran to the other side.

"Yeah! That's My Besties!" (Y/N) cheered which Tyler sweat dropped.

Jack and Candy silently giggled.

Kevin, Shope, and Roach cheered and dance.

"They're great. They are so great! Woo-hoo!" Couch Hutz cheered and the cheerleaders cheered behind (Y/N).

"Stop!" Principal Wormeramer walked towards them and all of them stopped.

"Oh." Tyler walked towards (Y/N). "This is gonna be bad."

"Ya, think?" (Y/N) said, sarcastically.

"Something odd is going on at Cornbury Middle School and I'm going to get to the bottom of it."

~~~~~~

The five noobs nervously smiled and Principal Wormeramer suspicious looked at them.

"Boys and girls, weird things have been happening at school lately. There was a crazy beast in the hallway last week that was stopped by five small heroes. Next, you five are now miraculously on the football team." Principal Wormeramer said. "And on top of that, nobody's drinking their milk in the cafeteria! And we need more cheerleaders"

"Huh?" The five noobs looked confused. This was their Principal wanted to talk about? Why is she not talking this to Coach?

"Wha, what?"

"Well, milk can produce mucus that clogs nasal passages and-"

Principal Wormeramer stopped Shope. "It's good for you, okay?! Which is why I'm turning our water boy into the milk boy. Hohoho!" Principal Wormeramer gave Tyler the uniform and a box of milk. "Now more students will drink milk like they're supposed to." She looked at (Y/N). "And you! I saw you cheering your friends, and that is why you will be an official cheerleader!" Principal Wormeramer gave (Y/N) the cheerleader uniform.

"What!?" (Y/N)'s eyes widened in surprise. "Why?"

"After you sang at the middle school sing and dance off." The Principal Wormeramer said. "The cheerleaders has been requesting me to let you join the cheerleader club, so they can have new members and i agreed!"

"But i don't want to be-"

"Don't do it, and detention for life" Principal Wormeramer threatened. "Oh! And I have my eye on you. And I'll be watching that game very closely. Okay! Go Fighting Squirrels!" Principal Wormeramer hold out the pom-poms and cartwheeled.

The noobs went outside of the principal's office.

"Okay. You have to quit. It's not fair to the other team who don't have superpowers. And Wormeramer is watching us like a hawk." Tyler demonstrates with big eyes. "A hawk with big principal eyes. Big, big eyes."

"Fine, we'll quit." Kevin sighed.

They heard a whistle.

"Get on the field, instead of mope! 'Cause we love Kevin, Roach, and Shope!" The cheerleaders cheered as they walked towards the five noobs.

"Yay, (Y/N)'s going to join the cheerleader squad!" One of the members said as they all cheered.

"What? I didn't say ye- whoa?!" (Y/N) was pulled by the cheerleaders. "Save me!!!"

"Darn it!" Tyler cursed.

~~~~~~

Tyler and (Y/N) came to Mem and Zen's house with their uniforms. (Y/N) ran away from the cheerleaders and asked Tyler to accompany her to Mem and Zen's house which he happily agreed. Mem and Zen were fixing their house.

"Eh, I don't get it." Zen said. "Did the Noobs say they were sorry for not quitting?"

"Yeah." Tyler crossed his arms. I gave him my hand on his shoulder which he smiled.

"Then what's the problem? Sorry's the best word ever."

A Wrecking ball hits Zen which he screams.

'Where did that come from?' (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Sorry." Mem screamed with a laser that hit him.

"Sorry!" Zen transformed into Rob.

"Now, what is this 'Football'? Is it as cool as 'Sorry'?" Zen/Rob screamed a wrecking ball hits him again.

"Sorry!" Mem transformed into Bob.

"It's a game where you try and move a ball while destroying each other and fans sit in stands and cheer with pennants and eat food." (Y/N) smiled.

~~~~~

"Go, violent Earth game that's better than the word 'Sorry'!" Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob cheered which made Tyler face palmed and (Y/N) laughed.

"These two are hilarious" Alana laughed. "It's like they don't know what Sorry means"

'Ohhh, the irony' (Y/N) sighed with a small smile. 'I'm surprise that Diana's not here to ruin it'

"Okay, my new superstars." Coach Hutz. "You know what to do."

"Right. We know what to do." Kevin faces his head down.

"Wind powers... not go." Shope frowned.

The ball came to Kevin

"Oh, no." Kevin got hit by the ball.

Roach takes the ball.

"Why didn't he catch that? He catches everything! L" Couch Hutz then looked at Roach. "Go, Roach! Carry the team to the end zone! Go! Go!"

Roach takes a step and the Wolves tackles him. A wolf member takes the ball.

"Fumble!" Referee said. "Wolves' ball!"

"Yay!!"

"Yay! Haha! Football!"

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob cheered but then stopped.

"Wait, was that good?" Zen/Rob looked at (Y/N) who shook her head.

"I knew they were loser noobs." Jock crossed his arms.

"Don't get so hard on them, dude" Jack nudged Jock's shoulder. "They're still new"

"Which is also called being a noob!"

Couch Hutz looked at Jock, Jack and the other Jocks. "Get out there and stop them!" Coach Hutz whistled.

Jock and his friends ran towards the field while Shope, Kevin and Roach shamefully walked towards the bench.

"Milk?" Tyler looked at the noobs.

"We get it!" Kevin said. "It's not sportsmanship to cheat, and using spider hands or gorilla arms is cheating."

"And dangerous if we give away our secret identities." Shope frowned

"I agree with what they have just said." Roach sighed.

"Hey, it's okay. At least you did the right thing!" (Y/N) encouraged.

"I'm proud of you guys." Tyler said. "And I get it, it would be nice to be school stars for once."

"Ha! Wolves rule!" A Wolves player did victory dance.

"Wow." Shope said. "He's really rubbing it in."

"Gah!" Coach Hutz dropped his list

"Hey, it's just one score." Tyler said. "We still have a shot to win, even without superpowers."

~~~~~

Time went on, the score was now 0-42.

"Of course, I could be wrong." Tyler nervously smiled.

~~~~~

It continued on with the Wolves winning.

Kevin puke out a ball.

"Did you just-" (Y/N) looked at Kevin.

"I don't wanna talk about it" Kevin said, interrupting her.

"But I was not wrong about sportsmanship!" Tyler said. "The Wolves are our rivals and we haven't beaten them in eight years, but we did the right thing. They are going to win with class, and we are going to lose with class."

"Nice game, Squirrel losers!" The Wolves players laughs. "You can't score a single point and your Coach Hutz is crying!" A Wolves player pointed Coach Hutz who's crying.

"I said I wouldn't cry." Coach Hutz. "I said I wouldn't cry-y-y-y!"

"Oh, and your Squirrel mascot is a joke!" a Wolves player laughed.

The squirrel mascot faces his head down and walked away.

"Can i just-" (Y/N) was about to punch them only for Tyler to close her mouth and covered her fist which he struggled.

"No need to get riled up on the wolves" Jack walked towards them. "They've always been like this"

"Which is such a joke for someone who is a senior to us being a kid" Alana leaned on the rail.

"Alana, you're 11"

"SO?! You guys are still 12!"

"Still older than you" Tyler shrugged, letting (Y/N) off.

"So, what did i miss?"

They all looked to see Levi with Hot dogs, Hot chicken wings, Nachos and Meatballs on his hands. They were all surprised on how Levi carried them.

"How did you get the money for that?" Shope pointed at the food he was carrying.

"The Hot Dogs was a dollar, The Hot Chicken Wings was Three dollars, The Nachos was Ninty-nine cents and the meatballs was Two dollars" Levi answered. "So, yeah, i went crazy but i don't care. All i care now is how i'm gonna finish this?"

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!" Alana glared. "I COULD'VE GONE THERE INSTEAD OF THE GROCERY STORE!"

"You don't wanna share?" (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"You already know my greed of food overall all of things"

"W-well, Mr. Reynolds, Ms. Shope and Mr. Roachmont were trying their beast until the Wolves players beat them" Candy explained. "It's been 30 minutes and w-we haven't scored anything"

"What's with the Mr and Ms thing?" Kevin asked. "And with last names? You don't know our names? Or you don't like them?"

Shope punched him on the head which he yelped and Jack glared at him.

"N-no! I-i just" Candy stuttered and Jack slowly stood in front of Candy.

"Wow, this is actually better than the game" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Yeah! It's actually pretty dramatic and entertaining" Zen/Rob nodded.

"Kevin! That's just Candy's way to address people" Shope explained. "Just respect that she wants to call you that"

"Alright, alright! I'm sorry!"

"When will the Wolves player stop dancing like that" Levi pointed towards a direction. They all saw one of the Wolves kept dancing in victory. "Also, The couch is crying so hard, i think the field would become a swimming pool soon"

Couch Hutz was crying with his heart out while the Squirrel mascot.

"I don't think that is winning with class." Zen/Rob said.

"I would say that's very rude." Mem/Bob agreed.

"Oh yeah? Well, I would agree. I don't know if it's school pride or hatred of rudeness or that..." Tyler pointed at Coach Hutz and Jock who's crying. "But get out there and crush them."

"Dude, what are you saying?" Kevin asked, looking at Tyler in surprise.

"What he's saying is go Super-Squirrels on three!" (Y/N) pressed Kevin's battle ball. "One," She pressed Roach's battle ball. "Two," She pressed Shope's battle ball. "Three!"

"Why are you touching their chests?" Alana pointed at (Y/N).

"Wow, (Y/N)" Jack smirked. "To think that you would have the courage to do it in front of us and the school. You got guts"

(Y/N) immediately blushed and kept her hands on her chest.

The others blinked and looking back and forward towards (Y/N) blushing and Jack smirking. Slowly, they got the idea and started to blush as well.

"Damn, (Y/N)." Levi deadpanned. "You're such a pervert"

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"

"Karma's a bitch, (Y/N)" Jack smirked.

Candy's face slowly turned red while Tyler, Shope and Kevin covered their faces, to hide their blushing faces.

Roach looked at them all blushing, "Why are all of your faces' red? Is something wrong?"

"N-nothing!" Tyler cleared his throat. "Let's just go kick some balls!"

Jack snickered.

"JACK!"

~~~~~

When a wolves player kicks the ball, Shope uses her wind powers to fly the ball towards Kevin. Kevin caught it with his spider arms and laughs.

"That's our Shope! Go! Kevin!" (Y/N) cheered.

The other cheerleaders followed.

"Blocking powers, go!" Roach blocked all the wolves players which they grunted in pain. Roach, Kevin and Shope ran to the other side.

"Hell Yes! Go! Roach!" (Y/N) cheered.

"He's running." Couch Hutz yelled, excitedly. "He's running!"

"Make a path for me, my good Roach." Kevin ran and hits the ball to the ground.

"Yay! H-He crossed the thingy!" Mem/Bob cheered.

"Yeah!" Zen/Rob cheered.

"We scored! But there's only seven minutes left." Coach Hutz said. "Oh, it's too late."

"But it's not too late for a... football montage!" Mem, Zen and (Y/N) smiled.

"Go, football montage!" The cheerleaders cheered.

A wolves player throws the ball which Kevin catches and hits the ball down. The Wolves players growled. The crowd cheers. (Y/N) and the cheerleaders cheered louder.

Shope focused her wind which made the wolves player grunted in pain, Kevin catches the ball and hits the ball to the ground. Tyler drinks a bottle of milk and (Y/N) cheered louder. Roach holds the ball and ran as the wolves players holds his shirt. Roach hits the ball to the ground.

"WOHOOOO!!!! THEY DID IT!!" Candy cheered loudly and hugged Alana tightly which caused her to blush. "GOOD JOB, EVERYONE!"

Everyone looked at Candy in surprise at the sudden cheer but they still followed her.

Jack chuckled and shook his head, smiling at his sister cheering for them.

Levi who shook the thought away, threw away his food and cheered but then realized, He. Threw. Away. His. Food. "5 SECONDS RULE!" He took the food again.

​​​​​​​​​"Man, I hate Squirrels." A wolves player complained and screamed when the squirrels attack him.

"Aw, I never thought I'd say this, but... way to go, loser noobs!" Jock congratulated and the others cheered.

"Heck yeah! That was amazing!" (Y/N) hugged the three noobs which Kevin blushed.

The others picked Kevin, Shope and Roach up.

"Cheer, Cheer! Cheer!" The cheerleaders cheered.

"Stop!" Principal Wormeramer walked towards to them. "I want to talk to our star players, our milk boy and our new cheerleader. I think you know why I'm here. And what I'm about to say. Ohohoho!! The milk worked! It makes you strong! And more students wants to join the cheerleaders squad! So pick up milk boy and the New cheerleader, too!"

The crowd cheers and picked (Y/N) and Tyler up.

"Okay, so you know that was too close and we have to quit tomorrow?" Tyler looked at them.

"Yes"

(Y/N) gave Shope a high-five.

"But let's enjoy this moment while it lasts!" Kevin cheered.

"I am happy!"

Until the noobs got hit by the goal post which causes to fall.

Jack, Candy, Levi and Alana winced at the sight of the noobs falling down from the goal post.

"That's gotta hurt" Alana squinted.