Eyewitness Noob

It was a normal day for the noobs attacking the virus. Apparently, a bug was infected by the virus and wouldn't you know that the beasts are huge than Zen's thing.

Anyway, the three noobs who are Tyler, Shope and Roach walking towards the beast while panting.

"Ok, we've been fighting these bug beasts for the last three hours!" Shope panted.

"But this is the last one" Tyler panted. "Now, Super Dudes, let's show them what we got!"

"Umm, let's see" Roach took out stuff from his pocket. "I got two sticks of gum, some pocket fuzzies, my lucky three leaf clover, a retain that is not mine" Tyler and Shope looked at him. Roach finally got it and Yeet the stuff away. "Oh, you meant fight the monsters with our power"

"Yeah" Shope gather wind around Roach. "Wind-lock giant Roach power go!" She threw Roach towards the beast and he flies with his super fist, he punched the beast.

Tyler teleported towards the beast, "And extractor" He extracted the virus.

(Y/N) ran towards the noobs while panting, "Ok, i finally secure all of the civilians and they're not in the park anymore"

"That's surprising" Shope said. "How did you do it?"

"By saying that there's free pizza on the town" (Y/N) smiled.

Kevin walked towards the noobs with a camera, "Alright, good job everyone. Great stuff, great stuff"

"Wait, you were shooting video of us the whole time?" Tyler pointed at the camera that Kevin is holding.

"Yeah and it was exhausting" Kevin wiped a "sweat" from his forehead. "Oh Boddington!" A bot came towards Kevin. It had a butler uniform with white gloves and tray with a drink on it. Kevin drank the drink and the noobs blinked in confusion. "Why thank you Boddington. That will be all"

"Very good sir" The bot bowed and walked away.

"Bitch what?" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"What was that?" Shope was still confused on what just happened.

"Oh you mean, Boddington" Kevin smiled. "Right, i forgot to tell you. I have a robot butler now"

With that answer, Tyler snapped.

"How did you get a robot butler?!" Tyler screamed. "And what's with the camera?!"

~~~~~

"ZMZ" A screen which wrote ZMZ popped out from the screen.

Then a tan skin man who has black hair and wearing a T-shirt with a black jacket and blue jeans, "Hey, i'm Marty Soulpatch and you're watching ZMZ. The gossip show where you get to see a video of famous people" A footage of Difa Brooks falling into a mud and cameras everywhere. "Blocking camera with their hands" A guy blocked a camera with their hands and then the footage had a written word said ; 'Not me'. "And spilling beverages on their pants which looks like uh-oh!" A guy spilled a beverage on someone's pants. "But first of! We got more exclusive footage of the Super dudes!"

"WHaT?!" The four noobs screamed and glared at Kevin.

Kevin paused the monitor with the remote, "You mean, cool and money!"

"So, ZMZ sends you money everytime you send a video of us?!" Tyler glared.

"Yup, i click" He clicked on his camera to send the footage to ZMZ. "And i just send them another one. More money!"

"This is a terrible idea" Shope sighed.

"Even by your standard"

"Ya, what the fuck Kevin?!" (Y/N) said. "How come i don't get some of the money?!"

"(Y/N), that's not what we meant" Tyler sweat dropped.

"Right, sorry Tyler" (Y/N) nodded. "How come we don't get half of the money?!"

The three noobs sighed.

"But what happens when Mem, Zen and Kira find out what you're doing!?" Tyler glared.

As on cue, Mem, Zen and Kira came into the Galacticus.

"You better not be doing something that we don't like" Zen crossed his arms.

Kira shook her head, "Such a dad"

"SHUT UP"

"Why do you have a robot butler and a camera aimed at me?" Mem pointed at Kevin who is holding the camera.

Kevin thought on something to say, "Well....because...umm....They're for you. I got you present for alien trainer appreciation day!"

The three aliens blinked.

Zen smiled, "We totally believe that!" He took the robot butler. "My own robot butler!"

Kira face palmed.

"But what are we supposed to do with all of this?" Mem pointed at the camera.

"Um well..." Kevin looked behind them to see a footage of someone skateboarding on the monitor. "You shoot some extreme sports videos that are awesome"

The two aliens looked behind the monitor to see someone sky-diving.

"We totally believe that too" Mem smiled.

Kira face palmed again.

"You know you can make money off of it" Kevin smirked.

Kira smiled brightly at that.

"Let's get extreme!"

~~~~~

A giant infected crow beast was burning the town with laser beams from its eyes.

The noobs got shot by a laser beam and landed on a car which broke.

"Wait!" Tyler pointed at Kevin who's recording them. "I thought you gave the camera to Mem and Zen?"

"I bought another one and the last shot wasn't focused" Kevin then flapped his hands and screamed at the beast. "Hey, Excuse me beast! Can i take another take of you blasting my friends?"

"Wow, Kevin." (Y/N) deadpanned. "True friendship right there" She sighed. "Roach, Throw me!"

He did, he aimed (Y/N) towards the crow which knock the beast out and falls to the ground. Tyler teleported towards them and extracted the virus.

The bird turned normal and flies away.

Tyler and (Y/N) teleported towards their friends.

"Hooray!!" Kevin cheered. "We did it!"

"No! We did it" Shope took out her battle ball and her super suit changed into her normal attire. "You just ran around with your camera and watch us get bid clobbered"

"Right" Tyler took out his battle ball and his super suit changed into his normal attire. "No more shooting ZmZ videos"

"and" Roach took out his battle ball and his super suit changed into his normal suit. "I took out my battle suit. So, i won't feel left out"

"I'm still wearing the suit, you know" I smirked.

"Right, no more ZmZ videos" He looked around. "After this last one, a click!" He send the video.

"Wait, did you send it to ZMZ?" Shope asked. "Just the monster fight right?"

"Uhhh" He pressed play on the camera to see that he recorded when the noobs took out their battle balls. "Ok, i did not film the last part!"

"The fuck Kevin?!" (Y/N) facepalmed.

"When ZmZ played that clip, the whole world will see our faces and our real identities!"

"They all could track us down, kidnapped or torture us, put us in an experiment lab, making Mr. Wertz famous and the ruler of the world!" (Y/N) muttered.

They all had the vision and shivered.

A Phone rings and Kevin took it, "On the bright side. Mem, Zen and Kira doesn't know that we're in trouble"

The video showed Mem and Zen riding on skateboards.

Mem cheered.

Zen looked at the camera, "Are you getting this, Kira?"

"Totally"

"Hope you noobs not getting into trouble" Zen looked at the camera.

"We're busy!" Mem said. "Getting extreme!!"

They both got hit by a truck.

Kira laughed, "That's extreme alright!"

Shope looked at her friends, "We have to get our video back!"

~~~~~

The noobs were at the bush.

"Alright, according to XR4TI" Shope said. "The primaries Video ZMZ recording station should be-" She stopped talking when they saw a red truck with stars on it stopped driving. "Right here!"

"Nice" (Y/N) said. "Time to stop him and leave no evidence behind"

"We're just gonna talk to him on getting the clip out" Tyler sweat dropped.

"Right, that's totally what i meant" (Y/N) smiled.

Tyler sighed.

A guy came out and Kevin fangirl screamed, "It's ZMZ very one Marty Soulpatch!"

"And he and his tiny beard are looking for celebrity chaos"

"So, let's give him some. Hold me" He took out a hand and the noobs holds him.

They teleported behind Marty.

"Whoa! My super ratings making superdudes!" He aimed the camera at them only for Roach to punch it away.

"Um, mr. Soulpatch sir. My friend sent your van a video by mistake" Tyler said. "And we need you to delete it"

"Yeah, no can do" He recorded them.

"A punch again!" Roach punched the camera away.

"That video is our intellectual property and we do not give you permission to show it" Shope crossed her arms. She's getting serious.

"Look, i'm gonna tell you what every celebrity tries to get me not to play their embarrassing videos" Marty started laughing. "NYaAHAHHAHAHAHAH" He then recorded them.

"I don't think he's gonna give it back" Kevin pointed at him.

"Ya, no shit Sherlock"

"Well, you're forgetting something we could just get the video from your van with our super battle ball powers"

'Then why didn't we do that in the first place?' (Y/N) thought.

"'Cuz that would be rude" Tyler looked at me.

"Show 'em Roach!" Shope smirked.

Roach ran towards the van and carried it, "Now what?"

"Now, i show you there's no way i'm deleting that video" Marty said. "I'm Marty Soulpatch of ZmZ! I've thought of everything!"

Marty pressed his phone and out of nowhere the van said, "Father! Protect the Celebrity video!" The van had his wheels had long robot legs?

"Is the van daddy long legs?" (Y/N) sweat dropped and Kevin laughed at that.

"Well, that was unexpected" Roach blinked.

"Ha! Don't mess with me" Marty pointed at the van. "Or the van" He then pointed at his small beard. "Or the patch!"

"Deliver Sueprdudes gossip to ZMZ gossip for immediate airing"

The van drove away, the noobs freaked out and chased it.

Kevin stayed behind and talked with Marty, "Hey do you think i'll look good with a soulpatch? I think i'll look good with a soulpatch"

Roach grabbed him with his giant arms.

~~~~~

Mem and Zen wore wing suits that could make them fly like flying squirrels.

"Let's get extreme!" Zen cheered but then stopped. "Wait, there is no such thing as alien trainer appreciation day"

"Which means Kevin gave these gifts not out of love but to distract us"

"Gee, took you guys long enough"

Mem and Zen looked behind to see Kira clinging on the wall.

"Ummm, why are you clinging on the wall?"

"Oh, you know because i want to" Kira said. "Totally not because i'm afraid of heights. Hahahahaha" She nervously laughed while nervously shaking the camera.

"Ok, there is no way we're jumping off this building in these-"

He stopped talking when the wind burst through the three aliens which made them fly on air.

"Wing suits"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Kira used her rocket boots and recorded Mem and Zen flying.

"Why are you recording this, Kira?" Zen screamed

"Ya, i thought you were scared of heights?" Mem shouted.

"Well, if i don't look down! I won't get scared" She looked down. "Oh boy, I looked down!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

~~~~~

Marty walked towards to his van, he patted his Van, "Good ZMZ van . Now, let's see what's in the video kinda super dirt we got on the Superdudes"

"It's over Marty Soulpatch!" Marty looked behind to see the noobs there. "And the Roach will be deleting that video now!"

"Delete!!" Roach flies towards the van.

"Oh c'mon again?" Marty pressed his phone and the Van turned into a robot.

Roach bumped into the robot and fell down.

"Wow!" (Y/N) said. "How much did it cost?!"

"Only $50.000"

"ONLY?!"

"Impressive van" Shope deadpanned and looked at Kevin to see him recording. "And KEVINNN!"

"What? That was awesome" Kevin said. "ZMZ would totally pay with money for that clip"

The van started to fly tow rads the sky.

"Translation, i would do anything to protect my video like creating that!" He pointed at his van which is now a robot which it's flying towards the sky.

"Welp, that's it" Tyler said. "The entire world are gonna know that we're the Superdudes"

"My family's are gonna be super upset that i didn't tell them" (Y/N) sighed. "Especially Johnny"

"Hey, what's that?" Tyler pointed at the sky.

It was Mem and Zen in wing suits with Kira screaming and hanging tight on Zen.

"I think it's Mem and Zen" Roach smiled.

"Dude, those guys really are extreme!" Kevin pointed at three alien mentor.

Mem, Zen and Kira just knocked the Van robot which made the Van robot to fall.

"Victory!"

Marty gaped but then smirked, "Not done yet" He pressed his phone and the robot's hand turned into a blaster, aiming the noobs.

(Y/N) quickly stood in front of them, ready for her to take the blow.

"This guy never gives up"

"Hold on" The noobs holds Tyler and teleported behind him and teleported again.

"Hold still! So, i can blast you!" Marty said. "Marty Soupatch always gets his way!"

The noobs teleported towards Marty.

"Damn, you act like a spoiled little brat" (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"No, (Y/N)" Tyler said. "He is"

The two gave each other a high five.

"Omg, you're so right" Shope smiled. "Can we get an autograph!"

"Me too please!!!" (Y/N) fangirled.

The van robot aimed at Marty and the noobs.

"NONONONONO! Don't Fire!" Marty flapped his hands while the noobs stood next to him with a pose. The noobs teleported away. "Nononono!" Marty got blasted by his own robot, Roach took his phone and gave it to Tyler.

"Ok, delete all celebrities video" He deleted the video. "And self destruct mode"

The van robot floated, "Malfunction. Malfunction. Malfu-" His body is blown.

"Well, that van just blows my mind" (Y/N) smiled.

"No! My van! My videos!" Marty cried. "And i still have my caramel macchiato in the cup holder!" He glared at the noobs. "You'll pay for this!" He took out a camera. "One of these days you're gonna split your pants or slip on a banana peel or do a really gross sneeze and i'll be there!" He then walked backwards, not realizing that he's gonna fall in the sewer. "It's gonna be superduper embarrassing" He fell on the sewer. "I'll be back!"

"Well, that was SuperDuper embarrassing" (Y/N) smiled.

"Okay then. Looks like Kevin's video is destroyed and our secret identities are still secret"

'Or is it?' (Y/N) heard something. She looked around to see no one's there except for her friends.

"Now, if you don't mind for some super fan selfies" Kevin took out his camera and took a selfie with his friends.

*Snap*

Kevin had a bright smile on his face, Roach was picking on his nose, (Y/N) blinked, Shope and Tyler looked confused.

*Snap*

Tyler had his arms on the damaged robot and a smirk on his face.

*Snap*

Shope took a selfie with duck lips.

*Snap*

(Y/N) took a selfie below with her double chin.

*Snap*

Roach smiled, had a peace sign on one hand while taking a selfie with the camera.

*Snap*

Kevin took a selfie of him pointing at the damaged robot.

"What were those selfies for?" Shope asked.

"I just started our official website" Kevin smiled. "It's awesome!"

"WHaT?!"

They looked at the profile. God, this looks terrible.

"Is that a posting by Mem and Zen?" Shope pressed the video.

Zen and Mem had bandages all over their body and their holding tea.

"Haha" Zen laughed. "Are you recording Kira?"

"Yup"

"Hello, i'm Memnock"

"And i'm Zenblock" Zen greeted. "And the one who is holding the camera is Kira but she's not important"

"Hey!"

"Anyway, this is-"

"Extreme tea drinking!"

"That's nothing extreme with drinking tea" Kira deadpanned.

"Would you like to jump off a building"

It was silent.

"You know, Tea is hot. So, that's extreme!"

~~~~~

(A/N : Hey guys, i'm so sorry that i updated so long. I was busy editing and tests are hard.

Also, the fact that this book season 1 is almost over which i'm sad about.

I'll try my best to update.)

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