Curb your Noob

Shope walked nervously towards where the boys were sitting.

"Have you noticed?" Shope asked. "There's haven't been a virus attack in a week?"

"It's just really nice to sit in lunch again and relax and enjoy whatever this thing is?" Roach holds up the 'food' with a fork.

"Food, i think it's food" Tyler said, in disgust.

"Well i can't relax, when the virus can strike any time, so must i!" Kevin pull out his red battle ball and Shope quickly covered it.

"Wait, where's (Y/N)?" Tyler looked around not seeing the hyperactive (H/C) anywhere.

"When you think about it, she usually comes here first before anyone else does." Shope pointed out.

"This is food we're talking about." Kevin gestured the food. "I can't believe she's not here for food!"

"Maybe she's busy?" Roach titled his head.

The four noobs looked at each other and started to laugh.

"Hilarious!"

"Busy? (Y/N) busy?!"

"That's a good one!"

"Ya, she's too lazy to do anything!"

"That's true, but if she's not here then she could be-"

The door was opened to reveal the devil itself. (Y/N) was running through the cafeteria with Diana Bloom chasing after her.

Diana Bloom, a light skinned girl with red hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a red hoodie top, black pants (with purple stripes running down the legs) and white shoes.

Once (Y/N) tries to talk to her, Diana rejects her and insulted her. (Y/N) didn't care but when Diana insults her friends, (Y/N) was suspended for a week.

"COME BACK HERE (Y/N)!!!" Diana tried to catch her.

"-There she is" Shope sighed.

"I haven't even start the prank yet!" (Y/N) ran away from the enraged girl. She was just going to prank Diana by stray painting Diana's locker. But when she opened Diana's locker, she found a fake nail and picked it up. She didn't know that Diana was right behind her and started to chase her.

"I don't care! It's mine!"

The two ran around like cat and mouse.

"Alright! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Jack and Kevin cheered.

"What is going on in here?" Principal Wormeramer walked in the cafeteria and the two girls stop running.

The only word that they said was, "Uh..."

"They were running in the cafeteria, Principal Wormeramer" Somebody answered which the two girls glared at the one who said that.

"Detention! Both of you!" Principal Wormeramer pointed at the two girls and walked towards to her Office again.

"Good job, moon goddess." (Y/N) rolled her eyes. "We both got detention!"

"Oh yeah, well." Diana said. "We wouldn't be in detention. If you didn't prank me!"

"Well, if you weren't a stuck up bitch." (Y/N) said. "I wouldn't prank you in the first place!"

"Shut it, freak!" Diana pointed at her.

"As you wish, moon goddess" (Y/N) bowed mockingly.

"Hn, monster!" Diana snapped which (Y/N) glared at her and walked away from the cafeteria.

"Wait, (Y/N)." Kevin called. "What about Food?!"

"Nah, i lost my appetite"

Everybody gasped at her answer. She never said no to food. So, why start now?

"Yeah, run away (Y/N)!"

"You're just afraid of our faithful moon goddess!"

Tyler looked at his friends, confusingly who shrugged in reply.

~~~~~

The noobs all walked through the halls. Shope covered Kevin's chest with her book and whispered, "Please put that away. We're only supposed to wear those during an attack"

"Hey, we have to be ready!" Kevin shoved her book away.

"By the way, i have a question (Y/N)" Roach looked at (Y/N).

"Sure, what's up Roach?" (Y/N) smiled.

"Why do you hate Diana?"

(Y/N) stopped smiling and sighed, "Right, i only told this to Levi, Shope and Alana. Well, i met at her at he hallway, we bumped into each other and yata yata" (Y/N) rolled her eyes. "She called me a bitch, i called her a slut and yata yata" (Y/N) said. "Then she told me that she would ruin my life but i ignored her until she insulted you guys"

"So, you hate her because she insulted us?" Tyler asked, in surprise. He thought she would be angry at her for insulting her.

"Yes, she also basically manipulate everyone with her 'Innocent charms' on innocent people and she insulted you guys, the meanest insulted that i could ever imagine." (Y/N) said. "Also, she did try to make my life a living hell."

"Wait, was it the time you ran away from the boys?" (Y/N) nodded. "I thought they were chasing you because you did a prank on them" Shope said. "Never thought it would be something like that"

"It's stupid" Kevin said.

"Tell me about i-" (Y/N) looked at him, still wearing his battle ball. Trying to cover it with her hand. "You should really not wear your battle ball in school"

"REALLY? YOU TOO?!"

"Something could go wrong!" Tyler warned.

"Like what?" Kevin suddenly transformed into a dog.

"Like being a talking dog at school" (Y/N) pointed out.

"A really ugly dog too!" Roach pointed at Kevin.

"What?!" Kevin realizes that he transformed into an *cough* ugly *cough* pug.

"Quick. In the locker!"

(Y/N) shoved Kevin in the locker.

Every students on the hallway looked at them weirdly. The four noobs smiled nervously in respond. Then they acted as if nothing happens as they go back what they're doing.

"Pressed your battle button and turn back human" Shope whispered towards the locker.

"On it!" Kevin pressed the battle button and turns into....the same dog. "Still a dog!" Kevin pressed again and turned into a different dog. "different dog!" Kevin pressed again and turned into a larger dog. "Big dog!" Kevin pressed again. "Ah, i can't change back!" Kevin cried, "Help me!" and he barked.

*(Y/N)'s P.O.V*

Kevin was still a dog. He barked in a source experiment machine thing. I still don't know the name of it and i didn't bother asking. I bit my lip and looked at Kevin worryingly.

"Are you sure you're okay with skipping detention?" Shope walked towards me and i looked at her with a smile.

"Aww, Shope don't worry!" I waved it off. "I always skip detention!" Shope sweat dropped and i bet she's thinking, 'why bothered ask'.

"You do know that your actions has consequences"

I looked at Shope in shock. Did she jus-

Shope realized what she just said and stopped me, "I know what you're thinking" Shope shook her head. "Stop it" My smile turned wider. "Stop!!!"

"I'm so proud of you Shope" I hugged Shope which she squirms but didn't let me go.

She totally quote that from a vine. {1}

XR4TI flies towards to us.

"I detect a malfunction in the red battle ball." XR4TI exclaimed. "Update recommended."

"The process takes about an hour."

"We will might as well update all your battle ball. Just to be safe!" Zen updates our battle balls.

"Well move it. I don't want to be a dog anymore!" Kevin tried to get out of the machine. When Mem was about to press the buttons. A warning system beeping and the monitor revealed XR4TI.

"Warning Meadow detected!" XR4TI showed a video from outside of a Chipmunk on the Meadow.

"Oh, it's just a Chipmunk!" Mem smiled and Kevin head suddenly pops out.

Zen realized something, "Wait..."

"CHIPMUNK!" Kevin ran out of the Galacticus to chase the Chipmunk.

"CHIPMUNK! CHIPMUNK! CHIPMUNK!" Kevin continued yelling chipmunk all over and over again and chase the chipmunk.

"We gotta stop him!

"We really need to stop him!"

Tyler and i looked at Kevin on the screen.

~~~~~

"KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!" We all yelled at least eight times as we all ran out of the Galacticus to find Kevin. We stopped running to catch our breath.

"Uh, we need to search dog kevin fast" Mem panted.

"Why?" Tyler looked at Mem and Zen in confusion.

"Well, if he stays on one form than 3 hours," Zen explained. "It may permanently alter his DNA"

"What does that mean 'Permanently alter his DNA'?" Shope still don't know what Mem and Zen meant.

"You don't mean?" I looked at them with wide eyes.

"It means dog Kevin, will be just dog." Mem simplifies.

We completely understood what he meant and screamed.

*Third P.O.V*

Kevin barked and tried to get up to the three to catch the chipmunk.

"Do you hear me barking?!" The chipmunk chatters and mocked him. Kevin gasped, "Is that a mock?! Are you mocking me?!" The chipmunk laughed and mocked him again. He tried to climb again.

The noobs walked towards him.

"Kevin," Tyler called. "You have to come with us now!"

"I'm not going anywhere until i do something to that chipmunk!" Kevin pointed at the chipmunk.

"If we don't change you back in three hours, you will stay an ugly dog forever!" Kevin stopped barking, looked at them and his dog face turned shocked.

"He's in shock" Shope pointed out.

"But this is good, cause we'll just carry him back to the nice alien ship and..." (Y/N) was about to grab him only for the dog catcher truck who catches Kevin with a net and the truck drives faster.

They all screamed while the dog catcher whistled and Kevin got thrown into the back of the truck.

~~~~~

"Oh no" Kevin looked around to see that he was at the Cornbury Pound.

~~~~~

The Noobs, Mem and Zen came out from behind the dog catcher truck.

"I say, we use our battle balls to blast through the walls and then rescue our friend," Roach said. "Who is an ugly dog!"

"No! We can only use our powers to fight evil. It's the superhero code!" Tyler nodded. "But...if we could sneak in and-" (Y/N) smirked deviously and she heard Shope and Tyler sighed and face palmed.

"Mm, that, the battle balls are rebooting back at the galacticus" Zen reminded him. "No sneaking in like a ninja!"

(Y/N) pouted.

"Oh, right"

"So...what do we do?" Mem looked at the noobs.

"You adopt it." Tyler pointed at Mem and Zen. "Go Bob and Rob and tell the warden you want to cuddle with and throw the ball to."

"Right! then we eat it!" Zen transformed into Rob and Mem transformed into Bob.

"What? No! No eat!" (Y/N) said. "You don't eat it!"

"Why? They have four legs and they don't talk." Mem/Bob asked. "Isn't that earth food?"

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob walked towards the pound.

~~~~~

"We would like to adopt a dog to play with and not eat." Zen/Rob relaxed his hand on the counter.

"Oh, well right this way." The warden said. "We have lots to choose from, so just take your pick!" They all came in where the dogs are at. Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob looked at dog Kevin as Kevin barked and they smiled.

~~~~~

"Look who we're bringing home!" Mem/Bob sings and the noobs cheered. But then Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob pulled out a puppy, not Kevin.

"Oh! He is so adorable! We're going to call him Rex!" Zen/Rob holds the puppy.

"Where's Kevin?"

"You were supposed to adopt dog Kevin!"

"Have you seen dog Kevin? He's very ugly and can be temperamental!" Mem/Bob rolled his eyes and Zen/Rob nods in agreement.

"Oh, but look at this little guy!" Rex licks Zen's/Rob's face.

"Ok." Tyler said. "We have like 2 hours before Kevin stays into a dog forever!"

"Okay, we messed up! But who can resist this face?" Mem/Bob showed the four noobs Rex's cuteness. The four noobs cooed at the cute puppy.

~~~~~

"I gotta get out of here, man! I can't be a dog forever. I gotta play video games, eat pizza and..." Kevin heard the two cat snickered and tried to scratch Kevin.

Kevin falls back and threw a bowl of water at the two cats which the two cats hissed and Kevin screamed, "HELP!". The noobs heard Kevin screamed as they discuss another plan.

~~~~~

"Okay, which one of you can cry on cue?" Tyler looked at his friends.

"I'm not really good at acting" (Y/N) shrugged, even though she likes to threaten people and turns into a sweetest person in a second. She just doesn't like acting and watching her friends brings out puppies instead of Kevin is the funniest scene for her.

"Ooh, I can!" Roach raised his hand.

~~~~~

Tyler stood beside a 'Crying' Roach. But he's too short. So, Tyler lifts him up.

"Oh no... What's wrong sweetie?" The Warden looked at Roach in concern.

"He's crying because he lost his dog," Tyler smiled. "Not because he slapped himself 9 times"

"Well, that's what we're here for. Reuniting boys with their dogs. Now let's go find your pup!" The Warden leads Roach where the dogs at.

"Yes!" Tyler cheered.

~~~~~

"Look who we're bringing home!" Roach said, holds the puppy in his arms which is not dog Kevin.

"What were you thinking?!"

(Y/N) snickered.

"That i always wanted a puppy." Roach said. "I'm gonna call him Rex!"

"Hey! You can't call him Rex!" Mem/Bob said. "Our puppy is Rex!"

"Then..." Roach thought for a moment. "This is Rex 2"

"That is a horrible name!"

The puppies interact one another.

"Oh, they are so cute! I wanna just... I'm giddy" Mem/Bob hugged the two puppies and Rex bites Zen's/Rob's nose.

"Oh, look he got my nose." Zen/Rob said. "How did he get that?"

They all heard a beep to see it was from Mem. Mem transformed his human arm into his normal arm. It was a call from XR4TI, "Countdown to Kevin turning into a permanent dog in 1 hour. But download complete. Now i just need Kevin here and not in the dog Pound" Mem's hand transformed back to human.

"Shope and (Y/N) are our last hope" Tyler said. "And you have to get Kevin out of there and not a puppy!"

"Aye sir!! Shope you go first!" (Y/N) has a tiny smirk on her face. She still want to watch of what Shope will do.

"Don't worry for allow me to 'volunteer' a plan and disguise" Shope smirked.

~~~~~

Shope came in with a sparkling eyes and showing off her 'Volunteer' shirt.

"So, you want to be a volunteer?"

"I am a dog lover, a lover of dogs" Shope smiled. "And i would love to get a dog or perhaps an ugly dog outside in the fresh air and just see him smile again."

Shope came out with five dogs on a leash which she's holding.

"Look, how cute they all are!" Shope cheered which Tyler's jaw-dropped and (Y/N) to snickered.

"Puppy walk!" Mem/Bob cheered, Zen/Rob cooed and Roach said, "Rex 2".

(Y/N) had enough of watching the scene and she went inside to the dog pound.

~~~~~

"Hello ma'am, i would like to adopt a dog!" (Y/N) walked towards to the counter.

"Of course, come in!" The Warden showed (Y/N) where she puts the dogs.

"I would like to take that pug please!" (Y/N) pointed to Dog-Kevin and Dog-Kevin barked happily.

"You want the ugly one?" The Warden asked. "How about that cute puppy?" The Warden pointed at the cute puppy.

"Yes, i would like to take the ugly pug!" (Y/N) snickered that she says the word ugly at Kevin which Kevin pouted.

"You can take it for $10!"

(Y/N) gives the money. Damn he's cheap. She takes Kevin and holds him close.

"Thank you ma'am!" (Y/N) walked with Kevin

"I've been waiting for three hours and that's all you have to do!" Kevin said. "Why didn't you do that at the beginning?" He was pissed that (Y/N) do it so easily unlike the others but she didn't do anything from the begining.

"It's entertaining to see the rest having fun with puppies and Tyler freaking out is hilarious!" (Y/N) chuckled and Kevin pouted angrily. "But i take it back, you do look cute in some way!" (Y/N) smiled which Kevin blushed.

~~~~~

(Y/N) and Kevin came out and Kevin started complaining.

"Hey, three hours i've been waiting for you to adopt me, you adopt seven puppies and you made (Y/N) adopt me even though she could do it from the beginning!" Kevin complained. "But nooo, she just said it's for entertainment!"

(Y/N) laughed and walked towards to Mem.

"We couldn't resist the puppy loveliness!"

"Get me in one of those boxes and back to the Galacticus, Now!" Kevin screamed and they all heard a crash. "Lemme guess, two pound gets infected by the virus?"

"Mm-hmm" Roach, Tyler, Shope, (Y/N), Mem and Zen nodded and the Warden screamed.

"Do they resemble wet cats in any way?"

"Mm-hmm"

"Would it be accurate to say the virus got in their drinking water?"

"Mm-hmm"

"I told you the virus could attack any time!"

The black cat grabbed Kevin.

"This could delay our getting him back into the ship"

The cats hissed and fired lasers at them. The four noobs ran behind the dog catcher truck. The two cats used laser eyes on the truck and it explode.

"Run!" Mem yelled. "Run for your lives!"

The noobs ran as Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob turned back into their alien forms.

"We can't run." (Y/N) said. "We gotta get Kevin back to the ship!" (Y/N) stopped for a while and Mem pulled her into a shack. They all hid behind the big bags.

"You think you could get the Extractor next to that?" Zen looked at them.

The two cats beast tears the roof off and Kevin was in the black cat beast mouth.

"Uh, Help me!!"

The orange cat uses it laser eyes at them. As the four noobs ran and Mem and Zen takes their blasters and ran too.

"They are unstoppable!" Zen yelled. "They have lasers for eyes!"

Mem and Zen blasted the cats but nothing happens.

"And... They have 9 lives"

The cats uses their laser eyes to throw the blasters away.

"They have no weakness!" (Y/N) kicked the door down and they ran under the cats. The entrance was blocked and Shope screamed. The two cats saw them, ran over them and growled.

"Yeah, we're toast." Zen sighed.

"No! Everybody has a weakness. Go puppies!" Tyler holds two puppies, the two cats growled, gaze softens and growled again.

"More puppies!" Shope smiled. They all hold the puppies in their hands. The two cats cooed and they were distracted while Mem and Zen came beside them and extracted the virus. The two cats turned into normal and Kevin dropped.

"Not even laser cats can resist the cuteness of puppies!" (Y/N) smiled, she holds the puppies close.

Kevin barked which the two cats ran away.

"Or the cuteness of me" Kevin tried to make a cute face.

"Dude, you're like, so ugly right now." Mem said. "You have no idea"

"Let's go!" Tyler said. "We have three minutes!"

They all ran back to the Galacticus.

~~~~~

They all ran and shouted.

"Quick, Hurry!" Zen yelled. "There's no time!"

Tyler put Kevin in the machine.

"Butterball rebooting."

The red battle ball glowed and Kevin turned back to normal.

"Haha, I'm me again!" Kevin cheered.

"So, what's the first thing you're gonna do?" Roach looked at Kevin.

"Play video games?"

"Eat Pizza?"

"Play slingshots paintball super battle?"

"Nope." Kevin said. "I wanna test my updated Battle ball and be a dog again!"

"WHAT?"

"A slightly bigger dog"

~~~~~

A dog catcher was driving the Dog catcher truck normally. Until, Kevin turned into a huge dog and stopped the car with his paw. The dog catcher screamed and ran away. Dog Kevin bites off the door to free the animals.

"I have to say, we're very proud of our noobs today" Zen patted Tyler and (Y/N)'s heads.

"Ok, Now i wanna eat pizza and play video games then slingshots paintball! Ahh wait a sec!" Kevin scratched his butt on the ground.

~~~~~

(A/N : {1} : Tell me y'all that line what Shope said remind you of :


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