(Warning : Boobs and If you're under 13, i recommend you not to watch it but who am i to know. It's up to y'all, just say I warn you.)

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How Alana should confess to Candy

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Alana blushed at the thought of Candy, her sweet smile, her adorable stutter, the way she thinks and etc.

She closed her locker, only for her to see Candy walking by.

Alana's eyes filled with hearts, looking at Candy made her wanna sing!

(Alana)

Hush, hush, hush

Alana put a finger on someone's mouth.

Blush, blush, blush

Alana's face getting red.

You are now my big fat crush

Alana pointed at Candy. Candy turned around to see Alana pointing at her, she pointed at herself in confusion.

I'm single as I can be

Alana pouted, acting sad.

You're single, perfect for me

She pointed at Candy and smirked.

I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me

Alana took out a long list, out of nowhere and Candy sweat dropped.

Reason number one - I'm super hot

Alana flipped her hair.

Reason number two - she's super not

Alana shoved someone away. R.I.P that person.

Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Alana gestured to herself.

Gurl, check my résumé

Alana took out a résumé and have it to Candy.

You want a background check? Okay.

Candy red it only for her to blush.

First name hot, and last name bitch

She took out a fake name tag, that says, 'Hot Bitch'

Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch

Alana winked at her, flirtatiously.

You think I'm trash?

Alana pointed at herself in a trash costume.

Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass

She showed off her ass, which causes Candy to blush more.

And all I gotta say is...

Alana had her knees on the ground.

Please date me because I'm single!

Alana hugged Candy's legs, crying with Candy patting her head.

S-I-N-G-L-E, love me

Alana stood up with a pout on her face.

And hug me, and touch me

Alana holds her hands.

And, well, fuck m-

The video stopped when Alana slams the phone out of the A/N's hands.

A/N looked at Alana in surprise, "What?"

Alana and Jack screamed, "WhY wOuLd YoU wRiTe ThAt?!"

"I'm just telling the truth" A/N smiles sheepishly. "And besides this song reminds me of you two"

"A/N! This is supposed to be a good fanfic!" Jack said. "Not an inappropriate one! Look at Candy! She's blushing harder than usual!!"

Candy, in the corner, hiding her face to stop her from blushing but didn't work.

"Yeah! And besides you have some requests that you haven't finished!"

"Don't worry, i'm still writing it" A/N smiled. "The readers just have to be patient"

Jack and Alana looked at each other and stared at A/N.

A/N smiled innocently.

Jack and Alana kept staring at her.

A/N started to sweat nervously.

Jack and Alana squinted their eyes at her.

A/N twitched her smile, but then sighed. "Alright, fine!" She went back to write another chapter.

Jack and Alana smiled, "Thanks for reading"

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Next chapter : Freaky Friday