Coubt Noob-a-nus
(A/N : This is going to be my Point of view. So, get ready to be annoyed by my comments! Also would you please tell me what is your greatest fear?
(F/D) : Favourite Dessert
Anyway, sorry for rambling and enjoy reading! )
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Thunders were heard at the Virus Creator's planet. Count Venamus and his four minions were on FLYING rock and they were talking to the Creator. It must be soo hot in there 'cuz i could basically see lavas and volcanos around the planet.
Anyway, back to the topic!
"I am here, Creator!" Count Venamus said. "And ready to serve"
Serve what? Food?
The Creator said something which i cannot understand and i also don't see any translations anywhere.
The Creator shows a picture of the noobs doing fighting poses.
"Ok, they're just lucky! Blows my mind really" Count Venamus admitted. "But don't worry, i have a plan!"
You said that the last time.
The Creator said something which again that i don't understand.
"What do you mean 'If i don't bring them back to you this time, don't come back at all'?"
Count Venamus stupidly asked. I mean seriously, if you were a boss and you told your employee this and he/she stupidly ask this question. Don't you want to facepalm or maybe pinch the bridge of your nose.
All right, chill A/N! It's only a kids TV-show.
Anyway, back to the topic again.
The Creator said something and Count Venamus finally realizes what the Creator said.
"Oh, that's what you meant" Count Venamus said. "But there is no need to threaten me, the earth will bow to the will of Count Venamus and my new Venaship!"
The ship looked cool, it was a big purple ship with windows and stuff.
COUNT VENAMUS' NEW SHIP
The New ship's door opens.
"And again, i have a plan!"
Count Venamus and his TWO minions went inside.
Wasn't there four minions?
Anyway, Count Venamus suddenly looked worried.
"I guess, i better have a plan" Count Venamus said. "But i'm sure the super noobs are training right now knowing how hard it is to defeat me!"
~~~~~
The noobs were actually capturing butterflies with a nets.
They were cheering.
"I FEEL SO ALIVE!"
"I told you that catching butterflies makes you feel happy!" Roach said.
"Ya," (Y/N) said. "It's better than staying in a room watching Youtube videos"
"Isn't that what you always do" Shope crossed her arms.
"Don't judge me!" (Y/N) hissed. She actually wanted to stay in her room and watch Youtube till the night but NOPE, her friends forced her to go outside.
"Oh man," Tyler pointed. "Look at the size of those butterflies!"
Their nets are ready and they saw the "Butterflies" closely.
"They're coming in super fast" Shope said, squinting her eyes.
"Uh dude," Kevin said. "Those aren't butterflies!"
'No shit Sherlock!' (Y/N) thought .
The 'Butterflies& who are actually Count Venamus' minions flies to their nets and dragged the noobs with them which caused them to fly and screamed.
~~~~~
So, they got dragged to a FREAKING Desert and they harshly face-planted on the floor. That must have hurt and how the heck did they go to a desert so fast?!?!
Anyway, the noobs stood up and Kevin coughed.
"Okay, that's Count Venamus' minions" Kevin said. "And why did they let us go?!?"
"So, Venamus finish us off" Shope answers.
"Welp, if it's like that then" (Y/N) said. "I was the one who broke your PS4, Kevin"
"WHAT?!?!" Kevin screamed. "You told me that a possum broke it!"
"Yeah," (Y/N) said. "I lied"
Before they got to argue, the ship opens the balcony with Count Venamus on it.
"We meet again Earth warriors," Count Venamus said. "But this time will be our last"
"Ya, nice to see you again CV" (Y/N) deadpanned. "Why don't we fight, we kick your butt and you run away to your mommy"
(Y/N) is really not in the mood of seeing Count Venamus today and her fortune cookie that she took last night was right, "Tomorrow, you'll meet a duck with her four ducklings chasing you"
She should've throw that fortune cookie to the trash.
Anyway, Count Venamus protested that he would win and he would not run away.
"Noobs!" Tyler commanded. "Battle balls in!"
They took out their battle balls and didn't even think of putting it on their chest. They just took it our for fashion which Count Venamus quickly pull out big blasters on top of them from the ship.
"Ah yes, your battle balls will do. Go! Fire!" Count Venamus said very quickly.
The blasters blasted them but luckily the noobs' battle balls formed a colourful force field around them.
The attack went to the sky and the noobs stopped shouting when they realized a force field protected them.
(Y/N) stares at the force field with sparkly eyes, "So colourful!!"
The blaster stopped shooting and Count Venamus pointed at the force field.
"WHAT IS THAT?!?!" Count Venamus moves his hands indescribably. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?! Didn't anybody research this"
"IT'S A FORCE FIELD, DUMBASS!"
"(Y/N) LANGUAGE!!"
"English"
(Y/N) ignored Shope's yelling and immediately tries to touch the force field.
"Uh-huh," Roach took out four sunglasses out of nowhere, he was actually wearing a sunglasses himself. "And these are sunglasses"
"Why do we need sunglasses for?" Shope asked, taking the sunglass.
Then they heard a whistling noise.
"What is that noise?" Count Venamus looked around.
"Cuz it's going to be like Fireworks!" The noobs were already wearing sunglasses, they were ready for the fireworks.
"NOBODY IS THIS LUCKY!" Count Venamus screamed.
The shots that they blasted to the sky landed on the ship which caused the ship to be ruined and created a huge hole on the ground.
The noobs took out their sunglasses and looked at each other in confusion.
"It's gone, the ship and Venamus" Shope said. "They're completely gone!"
"Nah, he ain't dead" (Y/N) said. "This is a cartoon TV-show, there's no way the creator would kill of somebody in the series."
'Though, this is a fanfic. The Author could do anything she wants.' (Y/N) thought
She broke the 4th wall and mentions me.
The noobs looked at her weirdly.
Then they heard a scream which is Count Venamus and his minions falling from the sky.
"Hey look, a fallen angel. Maybe, he'll tell how Heaven and hell is like" (Y/N) pointed.
"THAT'S IT! I QUIT!" Count Venamus yelled.
I almost misspelled Count with Cunt. Lol, mistakes.
Mem, Zen and Kira came towards to the noobs with their hover boards.
"We came as fast as we could" Zen said.
"That's what she said" (Y/N) smirked and Kevin gave her a high-five.
"Are you noobs ok?"
"Are you hurt?"
"Uh-huh" Tyler nodded. "Some sort of Battle ball force field saved us"
"It was soo cool!"
"And colourful!"
"But limited!" Mem explains. "The force field is a last defence and triggers only in extreme situations"
"Wait," Shope said. "Shouldn't the force field be the first defense mechanism?"
"No," Zen explains "Because it drains all power and you cannot use your battle balls again until they recharge"
"Wait," Roach took out his battle ball and thrust ut to his chest. "So, you mean i can't fly? Roach away!" Roach tries to fly but face-planted to the floor.
"And look out here he comes!" Kevin pointed at Count Venamus walking towards them with his minions following him behind.
"Huh," Kira said. "He's a devil from hell". (Y/N) chuckles. "But seriously, Don't touch my children!" Kira glares at Count Venamus with hatred in her eyes and she took out a blaster, pointing it at Count Venamus.
"I'M NOT YOUR SON!" Kevin and Roach sang and (Y/N) laughed.
"I am not going to engage," Count Venamus said. "Because i give up! I'm done! Here take my weapon!"
Count Venamus took out a whole lot of weapons from his cloak.
'How the fuck did the weapons fit on his body?' (Y/N) thought.
The noobs and their mentors looked surprised at the amount of weapons he has on his body.
"Uh-huh wait," Tyler said. "You're just gonna quit?"
"Uh-huh, yeah" Count Venamus holds out his arms. "Take me!"
"Well," Shope said. "What do we do with you?"
"You tell me," Count Venamus said. "I'm your prisoner!"
~~~~~
Count Venamus' minions were playing with buttons on the ship. Mem was trying to stop them. You know, Mem as the mom of the group.
The noobs, Zen and Kira looked at Count Venamus. Well, Kira was glaring at him while (Y/N) and Kevin grabs her shoulder before she could do anything.
"Uh, look" Tyler started. "You can't live on Earth"
"Well, i can't go back to my realm" Count Venamus said. "I'll be destroyed if i don't 'Take back the supernoobs'" Count Venamus tries to impersonate the Creator. "So, what do you suggest, huh?"
(Y/N) was about to say something but the noobs, Zen and Kira already said, "No"
"You guys didn't even know what i was about to say" (Y/N) said.
"You're gonna torture him with mustard and wasabi" Shope said, not looking at (Y/N).
"Ya, i was about to torture him with mustard and wasabi" (Y/N) admitted with a pout.
"Uhhh," Zen said. "Secret noobs huddle except man who's dealing with the minions"
The noobs, Zen and Kira quickly huddled up.
"Ok, so" Kevin said. "We gotta get rid off of him"
"Yes," Shope said. "But the Benevolent Alliance does have prisoner guidelines that we can't ignore"
"Right," Someone said. "You must take care of me and cannot partake any cruel and unusual punishment"
They saw that it was Count Venamus, Kira slapped him which caused him to fly across the room and landed harshly on the ground.
"Well, He's right" Zen realized what he just said. "DARN IT!"
Mem was still trying to stop the minions until he had an idea.
He opens the escape pod door and there was a green light inside.
"Minions," Mem said sweetly. "Look at the pretty light in here"
The minions went inside and Mem automatically shuts the door.
"Look, i don't care what you do to me even the wasabi thing, not now" Count Venamus pointed at (Y/N) who frowned and puts the wasabi and mustard away. "Anything, i mean anything is better than going back to the Creators"
All of them blinked in surprise.
~~~~~
They decided to put Count Venamus in a restraining chamber.
"See!" Count Venamus said. "Even this is better than going back"
"Good" Kira said. "Cuz you're staying there"
"For an eternity pal!"
"I can't wait!" Count Venamus layed back.
~~~~~
"Has it been an eternity, yet?" Count Venamus asked.
"If it has, we wouldn't be here" (Y/N) said. "And nope, it's been two weeks."
Tyler and Shope were playing alien chess with the rest watching them.
Count Venamus groaned. "I can't tell Earth time"
Tyler cursed when he lost a piece.
"You know," Count Venamus said. "What i've seen of Earth, i actually like" Count Venamus sighed. "I guess, it's just a shame if i can't see more of it"
'So, he's guilt tripping us now?' (Y/N) thought with a sweatdrop
"Yeah," Kevin said. "Well, forget it"
"But it can't be fun lock in a restraining chamber day and night, day and night"
Count Venamus smiled at what Roach said. "Thank you, round orange one"
"Ya, i feel bad staring at him all the time" Shope admitted. "Is there a code to give a guy a break"
"Don't you dare!" Shope warned as the boys and (Y/N) to kept their mouths shut.
'Take a break and get away!!!!' The boys and (Y/N) sang on their heads.
"Well, yes," Zen said. "I guess but i don't like it"
"Yeah, right here" Mem started to read what the book said. "The Benevolent alliance has a prisoner policy that states we must treat prisoners well"
"So," Tyler said. "What do we do with him?"
"We could start with that preppy earth music!"
Sun, sun, sun is
Count Venamus was on the ground and looked at the deer in amazement.
Shining on us
They all laughed when they watch a TV-show called Try not to get stumped.
Sun, sun, sun is
The noobs tries to catch the butterflies to their nets with Count Venamus still on the Restraining chamber holding a net.
Shining on us
They were all playing Football while Mem, Zen and Kira looked at them proudly like the parents they are. Tyler throws the ball at Count Venamus which he can't catch because he was in a restraining chamber but it hits the chamber and they all cheered anyway.
Sun, sun, sun is
The noobs were skateboarding and Count Venamus joined in the fun with his skateboard inside the chamber.
Shining on us
Kira pressed a button which makes Count Venamus' chamber to put back in the Galacticus.
"Okay, seriously" Count Venamus said. "This could be the most fun planet in the universe"
"So weird," Tyler commented. "Having fun with Venamus and not trying to crush him"
"It's not that i want to be bad," Count Venamus said. "The creators just made me that way"
'Really?' (Y/N) thought.
Before Count Venamus could speak any further, he heard his minions knocking on the escape pod's door.
"QUIT! Vena minions!" Kira yelled.
"I guess, they wanted all the earth fun or food" Count Venamus said. "Which according to your rule book, you have to provide them"
Zen groaned, "Fine!"
"Okay, okay" Mem said as Kira pressed the button. "Here comes your food"
The minions flies over Mem, Zen and Kira and pushes them to the escape pod.
The minions saw the purple button and the mentors started to panick and warned the minions.
"No, don't press that button"
"Don't you dare!"
"No,no,no,no!"
A minion pressed the button and the escape pod flies away from the Galacticus.
"Whoa" Tyler said. "What are you doing?"
The minions walked towards Count Venamus restraining chamber and breaks him free.
"Oh," Count Venamus said. "I'm being bad again"
"You said you love the earth!"
"Actually, i was learning how you warriors operate" Count Venamus teleports to a machine. "Like how to open the floor hatch"
"That is so cold, dude" Kevin commented.
~~~~~
They all fall down to the ground harshly. They all stood up.
"Well," (Y/N) took out her hand and Shope sighed. Shope gave her 10 bucks which she gladly take.
"I can't think" Roach said. "We took him butterfly catching"
The Galacticus started float.
"Now, he's flying the Galacticus" Shope said.
"Correction," Count Venamus said. "Now, i'm gonna destroy you and them the earth!"
"Let's go Battle ball!" Tyler commanded.
The noobs thrust their battle ball to their chests and their attires changes into super suits.
"Now, we do some damage!" Kevin said.
"Way ahead of you" (Y/N) leaned on Kevin shoulder holding out her hand to control her destruction.
The noobs started screaming and running when the Galacticus shoots blasters at them. Well, Shope rode on Roach.
The noobs were sweating after the run even Shope. Shope didn't even run! She RODE on Roach!!!
Anyway, they felt a glowing green coming their way.
"Let's try the old," Count Venamus said. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!" Count Venamus said quickly as he took out 10 blasters from the Galacticus.
"Wow," Roach commented. "I didn't even know that the Galacticus have that many blasters"
"But it can't blast when it can't find" Tyler said. "Everyone grab hold on me"
The noobs do what they were ordered and Tyler teleported them to a Desert.
~~~~~
The same FUCKING Desert!!!
"Wait," (Y/N) said. "This looks familiar"
"And so does this!" Count Venamus came with the Galacticus and the blasters were still on.
"How did he get here so fast?!?!" Kevin asked.
"Looks like, i'm the lucky one this time" Count Venamus said. "Hold the blasters and now go!"
The blasters shoots at the noobs. Tyler, Kevin and Roach were trying to cover his head but Shope and (Y/N) stood there not worried because their force field protected them.
"Man, i love force field" (Y/N) nods in agreement at Shope's comment.
The blasters stopped shotting and the force field disappears.
"Okay, we're safe" Tyler said. "We're all safe"
"But completely powerless" Count Venamus said. "Super noobs"
Roach tries to fly again but it didn't work and he face-planted again. "He's right"
Kevin and (Y/N) saw the falling shots that Count Venamus blasted. "Wait for it"
'I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROl!!" Kevin, (Y/N) and Count Venamus sang in their head.
Ya, they forced Count Venamus to watch Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen. Count Venamus loved it. I made no regrets.
"Oh and this time," Count Venamus said. "I imagined Memnock, Zenblock and Kira has a force field too"
The force field was activated when the shots was near.
"Darnit!"
"You see this time, i've thought of everything" Count Venamus said. "I know, you're just small puny earth kids and you've been lucky"
Damn, he's right though. They're all just lucky that they defeated the viruses and destroy the earth.
The noobs looked shocked except (Y/N), she looked bored.
"And i know your force field draines all your battle ball" Count Venamus said. "So, now will take them" Count Venamus snapped his fingers and the minions immediately takes the noobs battle balls from their chest and their super suits changed into their attires.
"You and this world will now perish because-"
(Y/N) interrupted Count Venamus. "Dude, you done with the evil monolouge that interest nobody. Because well, i'm sorry to say this but my mind already wandered off just when you started your talk"
"W-ha-t-Hey!!" Count Venamus childishly pointed at (Y/N).
"Look, i get it." (Y/N) said. "We're lucky kids that got super powers by mistake and you're our enemy but can we just get going and skip your evil monolouge"
"B-boeyb" Count Venamus tried to say something only for him to speak gibberish.
The noobs snickered at (Y/N)'s sass while Count Venamus' jaw dropped.
"Mock me all you want-"
(Y/N) interrupted Count Venamus, "Sure, you're a chil-"
Count Venamus interrupted her, "Not now!!" Count Venamus sighed. "Mock me all you want but i have your battle balls and you're luck, supernoobs has finally run out!"
Count Venamus did his evil laughter but he got hit by the escape pod where Mem, Zen and Kira were in.
Kira kicked the door opened and smiled.
"That was the best ride ever!" Zen commented.
~~~~~
The noobs, Mem, Zen and Kira were laying on their lawn chairs with the minions trying to catch a butterfly with a net.
Tyler sighed. "Ya, this is the only way to catch Butterflies"
"Oh, Vena-minions more lemonade" Roach ordered.
"Ohh, and (F/D)!!!" (Y/N) added.
The minion gives Roach lemonade and gives (Y/N) her (F/D).
"Uh, do tell good man" Kevin said. "What did you do with Venamus?"
"Well, let's just say." Kira sipped her lemonade. "He's taking a nice vacation around the universe."
"Will he ever be back?" Shope asked
"Maybe," Zen said. "If he gets lucky!"
They all laughed at the joke which isn't funny in the first place. I mean, i get it but it ain't funny.
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