A man gave a kid a mega churro.

On the other side of the scene, We noobs bit the mega churro we bought. The mega churros are basically tall as our height.

Shope, Tyler, Kevin and i couldn't take it anymore.

We were full.

"I'd never thought i'd say this but," Kevin dropped his mega churro. "Mega Churro is too mega!"

"We've been eating for an hour and haven't made a dent" Shope dropped her mega churro.

"No more churro" Tyler dropped his mega churro.

"But we have to finish it!" Roach said. "Throwing a churro no matter what size is bad luck!" He took a bite of his churro. 

"Sorry, Roach." I sighed. "But i'm getting sick of this shit"

"Do not use that uncultured language towards the churro!" Roach said. "You already know that's twice of bad luck!"

I dropped my churro without a care of the world, "Life is already bad lucky anyway"

Roach kept eating his mega churro.

We glared at him, "Throw it away!"

"Fine! But you'll see" Roach threw away his mega churro. "Churro gods will not be happy"

The mega churro perfectly landed on the trash can.

How the fuck did he do that?

Only for it to be crushed by a robot.

The robot roared which caused civilians to scream.

"Seee!" Roach gestured the robot but we gaped at the sight of the robot. Roach realized what he just gestured, "Right-AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The civilians ran away for once and the robot took the mega churro.........AND EAT IT.

Sorry, i've been watching death note.

"Ok, time to noob up!" Tyler smirked.

The noobs took out their battle balls and their attires changed into their super suits.

The robot roared and ate their mega churros.

"Ok, infected robot! Bring it on!" Shope smirked. "You're about to get noobed!"

The robot blinked and just ate his mega churros.

​​​​​​"It has like no interest in getting noobed" 

"And it didn't pay for that mega churro! So-" Roach increased his fist and fly towards the robot only for him to get blown away by it.

"My turn!" I smirked, ran towards the robot and punched it only nothing happens. "What the?!" I looked at the green aura. "Kryptonite?! Why does every robot i encounter has kryptonite?!"

While i was complaining about the robot had kryptonite, i didn't exactly hear what Shope said only for me to notice that the ground was shaking.

The robot grabbed me and it jumped towards my friends.

The robot let go of me and dropped me on the ground with me falling on my butt.

"I am so lucky that i have my battle ball" I sighed in relief. If i didn't i could get my legs crack or my butt would be in damage but other than that the robot just saved me.

"Ok, well that didn't work" Kevin blinked. "Okay, sure. A snake!" He transformed into a snake. 

He wrapped his body around the robot, Tyler teleported at the robot's arm.

"Now, to extract the virus!" Tyler took out the extractor but nothing happened.

"Where's the virus?" Shope raised an eye-brow.

"More like how did it get infected?" I asked. "I didn't know a robot could get infected"

"It's not working" Roach fly towards us.

Tyler kept trying to extract the robot but no virus.

"Now, this is just awkward" I blinked.

The robot roared which Tyler and Kevin to fall towards us.

The robot threw rocks on us and flew away.

Greaaaat.

"Uhhh, what just happened?"

*Third P.O.V*

The noobs ran towards the Galacticus to see Kira recording Mem and Zen talking. 

The two male aliens were on their human transformations.

"I am a fun and interesting human which i'm sure you other humans would love to look at on the internet" Mem/Bob smiled.

"Yeah! What he said" Zen/Rob pointed at Mem/Bob.

'Such robots' Kira and (Y/N) sweat dropped.

(Y/N) won't lie that she doesn't like Mem and Zen acting like this. It's just so boring and creepy.

"Uh, we need help" Tyler waved at them

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob transformed back into their alien selves.

"Yeah, and the Benevolent Alliance said that we need to participate and 'learn' more about the human experience" Mem said. "So, we are creating an internet blog"

Shope and (Y/N) looked at Kira for her to really explain. 

Kira who was on her laptop, posting the video on the blog sighed. "Yes, the Benevolent Alliance wanted them to participate and learn more the human experience but they actually argued on making a blog or not"

"Then why aren't you participating?" Roach pointed at Kira.

Kira smiled, was about to answer only for Zen to beat her to it.

"Because she's 'Besties' with the Benevolent Alliance" Zen grumbled. "Also, the fact that she's 'Kira the yellow battle ball warrior for good' makes it that she doesn't do anything"

"You really need to change that title" (Y/N) shook her head. 

It wasn't really a creative name per say and it definitely was a long one too.

"Ya, i can't change that. It's stuck as my name forever" Kira sighed. "And excuse you but i'm helping you on making the blog" 

Zen looked at her laptop to see that, "Look! Someone already post it!" He took her laptop and began to read the post. "'Stop smiling you super creepy weirdos super creeps'" In 3 seconds, Zen crushed the laptop. "I hate humans!"

"My laptop" Kira cried.

"Yeah, well we're human" Shope said. "And you love us!"

"You don't know that" Mem deadpanned.

"And we have a huge problem!" Shope said.

"We just battled a huge hulking beast but when we tried extract the virus we couldn't"

The three aliens quickly stood up.

"We don't want to upset you noobs" Mem said. "But our biggest fear has come true"

Zen being Zen quickly straight out said, "You're all doomed"

"WHAT?!" 

"Again, we don't want to upset you" Kira said. "But the Alliance is always worried that the virus might mutate into a stronger strain which our virus extractors couldn't work on" Kira sighed. "So..." 

Zen said again, "You're all doomed"

"For someone who doesn't want to upset us" Shope said. "You're doing a really good job on upsetting us"

(Y/N) groaned, "Great, just great. First Mem and Zen making a blog then the virus turned stronger" (Y/N) said. "What's next? Another virus attack?"

"Then prepare to get more upset" XR4TI showed the news on the monitor.

"This just in." Sue Newswoman announced. "A huge hulking alien-like beast is wreaking havoc at the Cornbury zoo" The News shows a footage of the robot eating corn dogs.

Roach screamed, "We have to protect those animals! And Corndogs!"

"Ok," Sue Newswoman sighed in relief. "It looks like the zoo mayhem is over"

The noobs sighed in relief.

"Wait" The noobs stopped sighing when they heard Sue Newswoman speaking again. "This just in. A hulking beast is wreaking havoc at the local arcade and fun center"

Kevin screamed, "We have to save our arcade and kettle corn!"

Sue Newswomen sighed in relief, "Looks like the mayhem is finally over" The noobs sighed in relief. "Wait! It appears that the hulking alien beast is wreaking havoc at the-"

"You know what, let's just go before it keeps repeating into an endless cycle" Kira deadpanned.

"Agreed, everyone just go" XR4TI stopped the news.

Roach grabbed the news with his stretchy arms and fly towards Funder Wonderland with the aliens following behind.

~~~~~

The noobs and the three aliens landed in front of the robot.

The three aliens transformed into their human forms.

"Okay, virus beast" Zen/Rob said and the robot roared. "I am going to be polite like a human. So, please put down the-"

He stopped talking when they all got crushed by rocks that the robot threw.

"Okay as a human, i find that rude"

(Y/N) grew irritated but her voice started calm, "And as a real human, humans don't exactly talk like that!" Her voice turned louder and angrier. "Also, as a fellow friend, i see that no one's around. So, go and crush this asshole!"

Mem, Zen and Kira transformed back into aliens and kicked the rocks away.

The robot had his chest glowed.

"Uhh, that doesn't sound good" Roach said, nervously.

"And this sounds worst!" 

Mem and Zen both pressed their battle balls into manipulate into a chest blaster and aimed towards the robot.

"Wait!" Kira's eyes widened when she realized that robot is going to use a Kryptonite shield. "Don't-"

Too late.

Mem and Zen blasted the robot only for it to send it right back towards them.

"Yeah, this is gonna hurt"

They all got blasted by their blasters and they all fly towards the ferris wheel.

"Ok, we're fine....we're all fine now" Zen said, dazing. 

Kira and (Y/N) both groaned in pain, "Not us"

Then the ferris wheel broke which they all screamed and they all got wheeled back towards to a merry-go-round. 

They all groaned.

"Ok, that is the first not boring ferris wheel ride i've ever had!" Kevin smiled.

"And i'm gonna find out what this beast wants!" Tyler teleported towards the beast and red it's mind. "Bleep bleep bloop.....no.....bleep blap blip bloop.....no...blappy bloopy bloop blop blip" He realized that the robot looked at him. "Ok, you're destroying our favourite place and you're gonna pay!"

The robot throws Tyler to the ground with the rocks.

The noobs and the three aliens were there and they all saw the robot flew away.

"Quick! To the Galacticus!" Zen announced.

"We're gonna need bigger blasters if we're going to take that thing down!"

Kira and (Y/N) groaned in pain.

~~~~~

Zen and Mem were upgrading their battle balls while Kira and (Y/N) were on their healing pods.

"Ok, i'm confused" Tyler said aloud. "Why are Kira and (Y/N) in the healing pods?" It's rare for Tyler to see Kira and (Y/N) in the healing pods. They only got into the healing pods when they train without their battle ball other than that they rarely be in the healing pod.

"Because they got blasted by the blasters we used" Zen answered, not looking at Tyler.

"Yeah, but aren't the Yellow Battle ball powers has Invulnerability?" Shope asked. She won't lie that she was nervous that her mentor and her best friend in a healing pod. I mean, their powers are Invulnerability. They weren't supposed to get or feel pain. Then why are they feeling pain now?

"Well, you all know how Superman's weakness is Kryptonite?" The noobs nodded. "Yeah, the yellow battle ball warriors are like that. Their weakness are Kryptonite. The reason they got badly injured because our weapons got hit by the Kryptonite shield which makes them mixed and it hit back to us which then hurts Kira and (Y/N)." 

"How did we not know this until now?!" Kevin screamed. Now, he's worried! First, the robot attacking their favourite places. Now, he found out that his mentor and his friend *cough* haha *cough* had the same weakness as Superman?!

"Because Author forgot to put it in" XR4TI butt in.

Dammit XR4TI! Now, you're breaking the fourth wall?!

"Wait, if their weakness is Kryptonite?" Roach asked. "Shouldn't they faint or something?" He was confused and hurt to see that his mentor and friend are in the healing pod. He didn't know anything about a weakness and it looked like his friends didn't either. He just hoped that it won't kept repeating.

"Kira said that the stronger the yellow battle ball warrior is, the weaker they got with Kryptonite." Zen explained. "While it's gonna take Kira awhile. (Y/N) will be fine in a few minutes"

"Update complete"

"Haha!" Zen and Mem stood up. "Now, let's see evil mutant virus beast stop these blasters!"

They both manipulate their battle balls into a big mega chest blasters which caused them to fall.

"Ok, the upgrade might be a little too big"

"Am i missing anything?"

The noobs looked back to see (Y/N) outside of the pod and well.

The noobs sighed in relief. Fearing that their friend *cough* or crush *cough* would stay on the pod longer.

"Other than Mem and Zen fell because their mega blasters, no."

"What if i said the mutant virus beast might not be evil" Tyler nervously smiled.

"WHat?!" The noobs, Mem and Zen except Tyler screamed.

Mem and Zen manipulate their chest blasters onto their battle balls.

Tyler teleported the noobs towards Mem and Zen. 

"But it never attack us!" Tyler said. "We attack it!"

(Y/N) nodded in understanding, "That's true. We did attack first. Also the only time we got blasted is by your chest blaster"

"Hey! These will work" Zen pressed his battle ball and manipulate into a mega chest blaster which he fell and made a hole on the ground.

"No matter what that thing is attacking our planet!" Kevin said. "And our funnest places!"

"And funnest food!" Roach said. "Oh, how much i miss you mega churro and kettle corn and big smoothie!"

"And with the rocks they're attacking us with" Shope rolled her eyes.

"See, Tyler, (Y/N)!" Mem said. "That thing is evil! Or insane or evilly insane!"

Zen teleported back with the chest blaster and a stick holding it, "And we must stop it and remove the mutated virus from it before it destroys your entire planet!"

"And now's your chance"

XR4TI came in with the news.

"This just in" Sue Newswoman announced. "The hulking alien beast is now wreaking havoc at the Cornbury frozen banana stand!"

"Not our frozen bananas!" Roach cried, grabbed the noobs flies off.

~~~~~

The noobs landed on the shore.

Roach gasped at the sight of wasted food, "We're too late!" He picked up the frozen banana from the ground. "The new virus beast has destroyed our favourite frozen banana stand"

"You mean our only banana stand?" (Y/N) deadpanned and Roach ignored her. She wasn't lying. The stand was the only frozen banana stand in Cornbury.

"Oh well" Roach shrugged and ate the frozen banana happily.

"You're gonna pay for this!" Kevin pointed at the robot.

The robot just threw rocks at the noobs and walked away.

"Supernoobs" Shope uses her wind to move the rocks away. "Attack!"

Roach grabbed the noobs and fly towards the robot.

"What if i just try and talk to it" Tyler suggested.

"Or we could just let my tidle hands do the talking!" Shope uses the water to attack the Robot.

"The frozen banana are saved!" Roach cheered but then looked to see. "But they're covered in sand! Oh well" Roach happily eats the frozen banana covers in sand.

Mem, Zen and Kira appeared. Well, Zen had his chest blaster hanging on Mem's back.

"Why am i seeing this the wrong way?" (Y/N) cringed, looking at Mem and Zen in that position.

"I know, i was hesitating on coming along with them or not" Kira winced.

"Okay, less sandy snacking" Mem said. "And more blasting"

"Steady.....aim"

"Tyler...." (Y/N) quietly holds his hand and Tyler nodded.

They teleported in front of the blaster with (Y/N) in front ready to block the blaster with Tyler screaming, "Wait!"

Zen quickly aimed to the sky which he blasted on a virus meteor which breaks into a viruses falling to the earth.

"Are you crazy?!" Zen screamed and the robot safely flies away. "You caused us to miss"

"But it looks like we hit something else!" Kira pointed at the virus meteor. "A virus meteor and the pieces are falling into the ocean"

"Now the water is bubbling"

The water bubbles and glowed red which revealed to be 3 infected crabs.

"Yup, that figures"

Tyler and (Y/N) teleported near the noobs.

"Uh, i'm allergic to Shellfish" Kevin said. "So, i can't fight the frabs and-AHHHHHH" One of the crabs grabbed him.

"Don't worry, i'll help you!" Tyler teleported near to the crab's ear. "I'll extract the virus and-AHHHHH" He got grabbed by another crab.

"Right, there's more than one crab!" Tyler then screamed. "HELLLPPP!"

"We'll help you!"​​​​​​

The rest got grabbed by a crab too.

"Oh tough day" Mem commented.

"I'm sorry that i ate one of your Brotherings!" (Y/N) cried. ".....Or sisterings Or siblingi- whatever you guys call each other!"

One of the crabs spread goo towards two crabs and it turned into a virus beast.

"They're spreading the virus and we can't do anything about it!" 

"But where's Kira?" Shope asked.

"She's not here!" Roach said. "Then that means she could save us!"

"KIRA!!!"

Someone landed on the beach, they thought it was their mentor or friend, Kira but it was the robot.

"Oh great!" Zen said, sarcastically. "Now the mutant alien beast has come back to finish us!" 

The robot's hand glowed red.

"Still think it's good" Shope crossed her arms, grumpily.

Tyler and (Y/N) worriedly looked at the robot.

And the robot blasted the infected crabs which turned the crabs into normal.

"What the heck was that?" Roach titled his head. The crab that was holding Roach, Kevin and Shope turned back into normal which caused them to fall. "Umm, i confused"

Tyler and (Y/N) falls on top of them, "But we're not"

"Uhh, little help" Mem grunted. The robot blasted towards the crab (who was holding Mem and Zen) which turned back into normal and Mem and Zen fell on top of the noobs.

"Well, that takes care of the virus" Zen shrugged. "But..."

The robot took Tyler and (Y/N) from the others and put them on the ground.

The robot's eyes glowed red and the head was removed. It reveal to little green aliens.

"No wonder we couldn't extract the virus" Shope said. "'Cause it's not infected"

"They say their home planet was completely wiped out by the virus" Mem translate on what the little aliens just said. "So, they left in this new escape pot to find a place to live"

"By destroying earth and all its fun places?" Kevin guessed.

"Yeah" Zen said. "They're still knew to this escape pot and say 'Sorry it's hard to handle and they really really like earth snacks foods'"

"Ok, here's one" Shope said. "What's with the rocks?"

"Not rocks" Mem translated. "Doorblonds? It's their money" Mem said. "You said, they're gonna pay for this. So, they did"

They threw rocks at them.

"Haha ver funny" (Y/N) rolled her eyes. They threw rocks at her again. "Ok, you're doing this on purpose!"

"So, all they really want is a new place to live" Tyler smiled.

~~~~~

"They look really happy" Shope smiled.

So, the noobs and the three aliens made a home for the little aliens. It was a hamster home.

"But the weirdest looking pets ever dude" Kevin smiled.

"Wow, this story really worked up quite nicely" Roach smiled while holding a frozen banana.

The little aliens pointed at Roach.

"Except for one thing, they want your frozen banana" Zen smiled.

"Not gonna happen"

The little alien took out a blaster which Roach scaredly gave the little aliens the frozen banana, "Take it! Take it!"

The little aliens happily took the frozen banana and ate it.

"Awwww, honestly the little aliens looks so cute" (Y/N) smiled.

"You do know, they're a couple hundreds years old, right?"

"Holy shit! They are?" (Y/N)'s eyes widened. "Well, that scratch on calling them bubbles"

The rest laughed at (Y/N)'s pouting while (Y/N) just pouted but looked at Kira.

Kira explained to them why she wasn't there, she said that she had a call with the Benevolent Alliance and had to leave the fight but for some reason, (Y/N) wasn't buying it.

She don't know why but with Kira leaving for trips and her training becoming more easier has been suspicious to her. She felt like Kira is hiding something.

~~~~~

Kira and (Y/N) were doing their usual training at night when they decided to take a break.

They both catched their breaths and panted on the grass.

(Y/N) thought it was the time to ask, "Kira... Why are you always leaving?"

Kira stayed silent for awhile but then answer, "It's because i had missions from the Benevolent Alliance"

"Yeah but they basically send you a lot of missions"

"Do you miss me when i go to missions?"

"Yes" (Y/N) smiled nervously. "I mean, it concern me. You're not giving me hardcore training like the usual, you didn't train me for last week and you've been acting distant towards us" (Y/N) bit her lip. "Is something wrong?"

Kira stayed silent, "I'd rather not talk about it (L/N- i mean (Y/N)"

Now, she's confused. Was she trying to call her by her last name? Is she in trouble?

"Kira-"

"I Said! I Don't Want To Talk About It!" 

'S-she snapped', (Y/N) trembled. Of course, she has seen her being angry but she looked like she was plotting a murder. She looked like a demon. "S-sorry" 

Kira sighed, "Sorry for snapping. It's just a tough decision"

"What decisio-"

"A decision that you don't need to worry about" Kira sighed. "Training's over. Go home"

(Y/N) hesitantly nodded. 

Kira is definitely hiding something.