It was a nice day at the Meadow. The birds are chirping, sun is shining, Mem and Zen were sitting on their lawn chairs, enjoying earth lemonade in the field.

They were completely relaxed.

"Zenblock, on a scale from one to ten, how would you rate this lemonade?" Mem sipped the lemonade with the straw.

"A ten, Memnock! It is Zesty and good for toasting us leaving this bad and awful planet." Zen laughed.

They clinked their cups and drank.

"And how would you rate the earth warriors?"

The noobs screamed as the infected deer chased them.

"I would give them a three" Zen answered. Kevin and Tyler screamed as the deer chased them. (Y/N) was creating chaos on the ground trying to scare the deer away. "I mean a two" Zen answered again. The noobs screamed while (Y/N) was trying to control her power. "I mean a one, they are a one!"

As the deer almost destroy them, Zen pressed his battle ball and his fist got bigger. He grabbed the deer while Mem extracted the virus.

"You picked terrible Earth Warriors!"

"I picked them? You picked them!"

"And together we have to fix it!"

~~~~~

The noobs were sitting on the sofa with Mem and Zen stood in front of them.

They were all at Tyler's basement, apparently Mem and Zen called them for a meeting.

"Boys and Girls," Mem announced. "We feel the superhero thing, is not working out"

The noobs all talked at the same time, saying to take the battle back.

"Having Superpowers just isn't cool as we thought it would be"

The noobs agreed to what Tyler said.

"Yeah, my power is too extreme." (Y/N) said, taking a drink. "I think my power could hurt someone not really saving them." She loves to fight, she really do, but if she lose control again. She could go to jail for recklessly destroying buildings like an anime she knows.

"Yeah... And there will be one side effect though." Zen explained. "Losing the battle balls which have mutated your DNA will cause your body to perish like a rotten earth fruit"

(Y/N) spit out her drink. "WHAT?!"

"What?" Tyler, Roach, Shope and Kevin looked confused.

"When connected, your battle balls recharge your new advanced systems." Mem simplified the explanation for the noobs to understand. "With them charged you will eh... Look like this" He took out a bowl of rotten fruit.

All of the noobs screamed in terror while thrusting their battle balls into their chest.

"We can't keep winning your battles for you," Zen yelled. "Okay?!"

"Why?" Kevin asked. "You guys are really cool"

"Yeah, we need someone to watch over our training and help us to control our powers" (Y/N) said. "And we can't ask other civilian to train us because that would kill the secret"

"There's a house for sell just up the street." Shope said. "You can live there!"

"Just use your shape-shifting buttons and you'll blend right in" Roach jumped up and pressed their battle balls.

Mem and Zen transformed into their human form.

Zen has a body build and brown hair, slightly visible blue spots on his skin, he is well-built, and he wears a blue shirt with navy blue sweater vest, grayish black pants and with black shoes.

Mem has a well built body, a similar body mold to Zen, and similar looking faces but he has blond hair, peach skin with near visible yellow spots on his arms, slightly long chin, light olive green shirt with a dark olive green sweater tied around his neck.

"Ok, yes. We look good." Mem/Bob said. "But we have to recruit warriors on other planets."

"And more importantly," Zen yelled. "You are all weak and puny and i hate the earth!"

"Hey," Shope said. "You can't recruit warriors and take their powers away just because their terrible"

"Yes we can"

"Where? Where does it say that?" Tyler asked. "Where in your uh... "Space Virus War Declaration" does it say that"

~~~~~

"Article 9, section Z of Virus Mode Recruitment Law states that recruiters can reassign battle balls from poor performing warriors or warriors that abuse the battle balls" XR4TI explained.

Apparently, Mem and Zen has a super computer. Her name is XR4TI. XR4Ti resembles a tablet, with titanium casing and a lime green screen with wavelengths that move accordingly as she speaks

"I'm in love" Roach smiled with hearts around him.

"See?" Zen said. "She said we could have the battle balls back, so start shriveling."

The two aliens were back to their alien forms.

"But nowhere is there precedent for taking away battle balls from warriors recruited accidently" XR4TI looked at Mem and Zen.

"Hey, that's what we are." Shope pointed. "Accidents!"

"Which something we should be proud of?" (Y/N) joked.

"Maybe we messed up a bit." Zen chuckled nervously. "Eh, What are you saying?!"

"The battle balls cannot be revoked until the case is revered by Benevolent Alliance." XR4TI explained and the noobs cheered.

"What does that mean?" (Y/N) looked at the three adults in the room.

"It means we're going on a little trip"

The aliens drove the Galacticus to outer space. The noobs sat at the back, screaming. Except (Y/N), she was admiring the ship and having a blast.

"Again with the screaming," Mem said. "Good warriors like (Y/N) don't scream that much"

"That's because she's fangirling about the ship" Shope rolled her eyes.

"I'm not Fangirling, i'm admiring-" (Y/N) looked at the buttons on the Galacticus. "Oh My God. This ship has amazing technology, and this ride just reminds me of a Tv-show when they ride on the blue lion for the first time. Well, except they go to an alien palace and they can turn into a giant robot. Can the Galacticus turn into a huge robot?" (Y/N) fangirled, ignoring the yelling of her friends are making.

"Yes it can and Memnock is correct." XR4TI said. "If you want to impress the Alliance and keep your powers, screaming is bad"

Roach suddenly hugs XR4TI, "Is it wrong to fall in love with a computer program?"

Tyler, Shope, Kevin and (Y/N) said, "Yes"

"And what is Benevolent Alliance?" Shope looked at Mem, Zen and XR4TI for answers.

"They are representatives from galaxies who formed an alliance to stop the spread of the virus"

"General Blorgon and the elders will decide if you're worthy of keeping the battle balls." Zen said. "You're not"

"Prepare young judgement young warrior." Mem said. "And no, we will not help you this time"

"Yeah and we don't want your help!" Kevin smiled cockily.

"You're gonna regret saying that" (Y/N) deadpanned.

~~~~~

The noobs were all looking around to see many Aliens were chattering at the Arena, and three aliens sat on a flying counter.

"Welcome, Earth warriors!" A blue alien who looked like he had a bad headache for many years greeted.

"That's General Blorgon right?" (Y/N) whispered towards Mem who nodded.

"Okay, you can help us now" Kevin looked at Mem and Zen.

"No, we can't help you" Zen shook his head.

"Do we have to fight? 'Cuz i'm itching for a brawl!" (Y/N) cracking her knuckles. She was always up for a fight even though she could be lazy. Having a brawl was one of things she enjoys.

"I admire your bravery but you will be tested individually judged by myself," General Blorgon gestures to the Secretaries. "Secretary Hedies and Secretary Tech'nut"

Secretary Hedies and Secretary Tech'nut nodded.

"How about now?"

"No!"

"How about now?"

"NO HELPING!"

"After your tests," General Blorgon said. "We will decide if you keep your powers and fight Earth's war against the virus"

"Okay, it's like those singing talent shows on TV." Tyler said. "Only if they don't pass us, we will shrivel like a rotten fruit" Tyler looked at General Blorgon showing a bowl of rotten fruit with a smile on his face.

"We're dead" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Will you help us now?"

"No!"

~~~~~

"The green battle ball contradicts your planet gravity, giving you the power of flight" General Blorgon explained to Roach who is floating.

The Elders and Roach were at the Testing lab to see if Roach could control his power.

"And superhuman strength" Secretary Hedies smiled.

"Wait, did you said super-strength?" Roach asked. "Like what?"

"If you wish," Secretary Tech'nut said. "You can increase the size of your fist and knock almost anything out"

Roach was amazed and tried it out.

~~~~~

He hits the Benevolent Alliance and they crashed into the other room.

Roach chuckled, "Hey, i have a big hand like Zenblock!"

"See?" Zen said. "We told you they were terrible!"

"Don't worry, I know what to do" Shope smiled proudly

"Good luck with that" (Y/N) waved at her.

Her bestie is getting cocky.

~~~~~

"The purple battle ball draws power from the natural powers around you" General Blorgon panted.

"Electro, hydro, wind, magnetic and other earthly forces" Secretary Hedies gestured around her.

"Yeah i don't know how to do that?" Shope said. "But did you know that they can also be used as... Blasters!" Shope blasted the Benevolent Alliance into the other room again.

~~~~~

"Oops, the triggers are sensitive"

"I feel bad for them already" (Y/N) said. "I mean, making us do a test with our battle balls is such a torture. I feel bad for the people who had to deal with that"

Unaware that Mem and Zen sighed, knowing (Y/N) was using her sarcasm.

There was Kevin, (Y/N) and Tyler left.

~~~~~

"The red battle ball allow it's possessor to shape-shift" General Blorgon panted.

"I know where this is going and i assure you," Kevin said. "I'm prepared to impress all of you"

"We would like to see a butterfly" Secretary Hedies requested.

"Whose beauty and flight can confuse a virus infected beast and find a potential weakness"

"A butterfly, cool." Kevin said. "Not a problem"

~~~~~

The Benevolent Alliance crashed into the next room again.

"I'm sorry did you say butterfly or sperm whale?" Kevin asked knowing the obvious answer.

"What kind of wretched place is this "earth"?"
General Blorgon looked at Mem and Zen.

"Well they all look like this" Mem transforms into his human form/Bob

"And they make joy noises after saying meaningless things like this" The two both fake laughed and (Y/N) trying so hard not to join the laughter.

Mem and Zen fake laughed is one of things that (Y/N) likes about them. It's just hilarious.

~~~~~

"The yellow battle ball allows-" General Blorgon explained but (Y/N) interrupted him.

"To give the ability of Invulnerability where i don't feel pain and Destruction where i could crumble or break objects" (Y/N) said, not wanting to hear the explanation. She already knew what her power was. So, why need to hear it again?

"Yes, but what you don't know is that the Yellow battle balls are the rarest of them all" General Blorgon was impressed that someone would interrupted him. He thought that the (H/N) is brave but impatient.

"Why are they rare?" (Y/N) asked. "If they are, then how did Mem and Zen get it then?"

I mean, it's not like Mem and Zen aren't strong or anything but it's just, they chose them on accident and to five seventh graders who are considered noobs.

"There's only 15 Yellow battle balls on the universe, some use it for evil and some use it for good, you're one of them." Secretary Hedies explained. "Most of the warriors lost control and turn evil."

(Y/N) gulped on that explanation. This is gonna be....nice.

"And because we trust that Mem and Zen chose the right person" Secretary Tech'nut smiled.

'They recruited us in accident!' (Y/N) screams in her mind. "Okay, got it! What should i do?" (Y/N) asked, not wanting to continue the scary subject of her potentially being evil. "Do i have to fight someone to test my Invulnerability? Or do i have to smash something?"

"We would like to see how you control your destruction"

"How do i do that?" (Y/N) asked. "The last time i used destruction is when i was angry and it did not end well" (Y/N) thought back on what she did on the gym at School.

She heard that Principal Wormeramer screamed on the broken wall.

"That is you should decide on your own" Secretary Hedies pointed at the table beside her. "For we, do not know how the yellow battle ball works. Only the yellow battle ball warriors know how they function and how they control it"

'B-but, i don't know anyone else that have the yellow battle balls' (Y/N) cried in her head. 'How the fuck am i gonna control it?!'

"You can start demonstrating at the table beside you'

(Y/N) looked beside her to realize that a table appeared out of nowhere, 'When did the table get here?' (Y/N) freaked out that suddenly a table is beside her out of nowhere.

(Y/N) breathed slowly, totally not freaking out. She slowly turned calm and focus, she pressed her battle ball softly. Her hair floats behind her and she could feel the power in her fist. She touch the table, then the table started to crumble and disappeared unaware that she almost destroy the Lab room, there were crumbles on the wall and on the floor.

'Incredible, no one other than her has ever done this before' General Blorgon thought, impressed.

'She could almost control it in a first try?' Secretary Tech'nut and Secretary Hedies eyes widened.

(Y/N) opened her eyes and saw that the room was a mess.

She also accidentally hurt the Elders.

"Uhh... Oops, i guess i should have meditate more often." (Y/N) chuckled nervously. "Are you okay?" (Y/N) felt sorry for the Benevolent Alliance.

They got hurt four times in a day, why would she think that's a record exactly?

~~~~~

(Y/N) left the Testing Lab. The other noobs, Mem and Zen notice that the Benevolent Alliance didn't crashed into the next room again.

"You passed?" Tyler asked, with hopeful tone.

"Well... I might have lost control" (Y/N) chuckled nervously, showing the others to the Lab room.

The others had their jaw-dropped and surprised that (Y/N) was worse than them. 'How did she destroy the room quickly?!'

~~~~~

"The blue battle ball heightens it's host nine sense, including awareness and melding" General Blorgon panted.

The Elders and Tyler were at the Testing lab.

"Um, humans only have five senses" Tyler pointed out.

'There are more' General Blorgon thought which Tyler can hear.

"Wait, I can read minds, You're hungry. No, you're in pain from getting hit with a sperm whale and (Y/N)'s destruction, and you wanna take the balls away from my friends except for (Y/N). Wait what?" Tyler red his mind. He was shocked to think that their friends are gonna lose their battle balls except (Y/N).

"He's as good as the girl. But the others are really bad." Secretary Hedies said. "This earth will surely perish from the virus."

"I'm as good as (Y/N)." Tyler blushed that they compared him with (Y/N). "Wait, how does (Y/N) not take her battle ball away? I thought she lose control?" He was confused that they don't take her battle ball away like the others. He thought that (Y/N) failed?

"She didn't tell you?" General Blorgon asked. "Well..."

*Flashback*

"Uhh... Oops, i guess i should have meditate more often." (Y/N) chuckled nervously. "Are you okay?"

They got hurt four times in a day, why would she think that's a record exactly?

"We are fine but you should practice more to control this power." General Blorgon said. "No one was able to control that well on their first try" General Blorgon tried to stand up. "Not even the famous yellow battle ball warrior"

(Y/N) helped them and smiled nervously, "Really? I thought i lost control"

"Indeed you did, but you have much more control than the other warriors" Secretary Hedies hold the table to help her stand up.

"Most Warriors would give up and quit or lose control and turn evil but you didn't give up. Infact, you did your best to control it" Secretary Tech'nut's legs were shaking. "So, congratulations for being the third warrior of turning good"

"Oh really? um... thank you" (Y/N) blushed. I mean, Zen did said that the Elders are fucking important in the Galaxy and she just got compliment from one of the higher ups.

"Not at all." General Blogorn said. "And i hope you do good things with your power"

"I will, i have no intention on doing anything else with it" (Y/N) smiled.

*Flashback ended*

"Wow (Y/N)..." Tyler gazed in amazement but stopped. "Wait, but Shope, Kevin and Roach will perish without these balls! We might be small and terrible now, but we just have to learn how to use our powers!"

"You are... Young for your planet?" General Blorgon looked confused.

"We're in the 7th grade" Tyler answered. "And we didn't choose these powers, we accept them"

"Wait, you didn't choose your powers?"

Mem and Zen teleported to the lab behind the Benevolent Alliance.

"They were dressed like earth warriors," Mem said. "It wasn't our fault!"

"Earth is a terrible place by the way," Zen said. "It might not be worth saving"

"It is worth saving!" Tyler exclaimed. "In fact, if we face the virus right now, you'd be surprise of what we can do!" He was positive that they can defeat the virus on their own.

~~~~~

The beast was growling and the noobs were standing in the middle of the Arena.

"What did you do?" Kevin looked at Tyler.

"Everyone in the battle arena!" General Blorgon announced. "If the beast is defeated, the young warriors will keep their powers and fight the virus on earth"

"We're so shrivel fruit" Shope gave up.

"Let's not lose hope" (Y/N) encouraged. Even she knew that they would lose but they gotta be positive sometimes.

The beast was released.

"An infected Wargoff?" Mem looked surprised to see a Wargoff

"That's eh..." Zen said. "That's a little harsh don't you think?"

"Okay, because the only thing that really worked," Tyler said. "I say go Blasters!"

"Ready... Set... Fire!" The noobs aimed their blasters at the beast. The noobs tried to fired their blasters. the beast, the beast opened it's mouth and nothing happens.

"We should probably scream right now!"

The noobs screamed except (Y/N).

"Not if i can help it!" (Y/N) tries to punch the monster. The monster dodged and (Y/N) was left to punch the ground which breaks into pieces.

~~~~~

"Ugh... Again with the screaming and (Y/N) creating chaos again." Zen sighed. "She really needs to control it!"

"Okay, They failed!" Mem said. "So stop the test."

General Blorgon shook his head, "The test isn't over"

~~~~~

The four noobs continued to scream while (Y/N) was thinking a plan fast.

"I don't know for sure but i think it look hungry" Shope pointed out.

"Then let's see if he likes the taste of Rhinoceros!" Kevin transforms into a... Cow with a big bow.

"Well, it will taste a fresh meat with a small decoration" (Y/N) gestured towards the Bow.

"Where did the Bow come from though?" Roach pointed at the bow.

Kevin moos and screamed.

"Well guess we're going down, may as well go down together!" Tyler, Shope and Roach tries to punch the monster but the monster shoved them to the wall.

Then (Y/N) came and punch the monster but he dodged and (Y/N) fell to the ground.

~~~~~

"I can't watch anymore" Mem covered his eyes.

"Do not help them they are terrible earth warriors, i will not help you and," Zen gave in, looking at the helpless noobs. "Darn it. yes i will help you."

~~~~~

Mem and Zen came down to the arena.

"Moo?" Kevin looked confused to see Mem and Zen being here.

"Instead of a cow..."

"May we suggest you try the extractor?" Mem finished. They extracted the virus and the crowd cheers.

"We are not impressed with earth warrior fighting" General Blorgon admitted.

"But we are impressed with their bravery and Memnock and Zenblock's care and protection"

"What?" Zen asked. "Haha n-no that wasn't caring"

"Because we believe in peace, and because the bad earth warriors were chosen by accident," Secretary Tech'nut explained. "We say they keep their battle balls." The crowd cheers for the noobs

"What they're terrible!" Mem pointed at the noobs. "Adorable but still Terrible!"

"Aw, shucks. You're making me blush" (Y/N) waved.

"They called us terrible" Shope deadpanned.

"But we could improve" (Y/N) pointed out.

"Which is why you will stay on earth to train them until their strong enough to secure the planet earth"

Zen laughed, "Sorry did you say 'Stay on earth'?"

~~~~~

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob were outside buying a house with the Land lady with them.

"Oh, you're gonna love in here." The land lady smiled. "Such nice families. Great neighborhood."

"I don't like in here." Mem/Bob complained. "It's hot"

"Well, like it." Zen/Rob said. "Because we're going to stay here for a very long time!"

"And these earth clothes, their restricting. And another thing..." Mem/Bob complained again which caused Zen/Rob to scream.

"You know what, they screamed too much" (Y/N) chuckled and the four noobs nods in agreement.