​​​​​​​​Today is a normal day at Cornbury middle school. You know, the usual. Sun is shining, birds are chirping, cars are beeping, Squirrels chattering and people talking.

Now, let's see what our main characters are doing.

Tyler Bowman, Jennifer Shope and (Y/N) (L/N) were at the lockers after science class.

Principal Wormeramer ran towards to the three friends.

Principal Wormeramer is the Principal of the School which is quite obvious from the name. She is a rounded, fat lady who wears purple all the time and has brown hair with black highlights. She wears glasses and has red lipstick.

"Where's Kevin?" Principal Wormeramer asked. "And don't lie to your principal"

"Haven't seen him but if you see him." Tyler answered. "Tell him we're looking for him too"

Tyler Bowman has neatly brushed blond hair, has a pointy nose and pale skin. He wears a white long-sleeved shirt under a green T-shirt with a navy collar and stripe, along with blue pants, white socks and black and white sneakers.

Shope and (Y/N) nods in agreement.

Principal Wormeramer looked at the three suspiciously and ran away.

"You skipped Science class?" Shope looked at Kevin's locker.

Jennifer Shope or Shope has straight black hair with side bangs and tan skin. She wears a white collared shirt under a purple sweater. She wears a khaki skirt and ultra pink tights with burgundy flats. Along with this, Shope wears red glasses and an ultra pink headband.

The locker to reveal Kevin who was inside, "I don't want to be a scientist," Kevin crossed his arms. "So why should i go to science class?"

Kevin Reynolds has black curly hair that flicks upward in the front. He has a peach complexion and wears braces. He also wears a black hoodie with a gray t-shirt underneath, along with blue jeans with grey and white sneakers.

"Cause it's required by law" Tyler pointed out.

"Yeah, and you could get in trouble" (Y/N) shrugged.

(Y/N) (L/N) or (N/N) has a (H/C) with (H/S) and (S/T). She wears a (F/O) along with her (F/S). She also wears a small elephant necklace and a (F/A). {1}

"But you don't care if you got in trouble" Kevin pointed at her.

"Yes, but i'm more worried about you"

(Y/N) won't say it out loud but Kevin's mom could be scary when she's angered. She saw her angry once when Kevin skipped school to go the arcade. It was terrifying. So, to not witness her friend's mom's anger. She would help him by trying to make his life worst, forcing him to go to class.

"We learned how attach themselves to a virus to kill it." Shope showed him her tablet and he saw how the virus gets killed. "It's fascinating to see how small are working together to destroy something so big and deadly!"

"Man, your smart smile freaks me out. Now, Slingshots paintball super battle in 3.... 2..." Jock Jockerson interrupted him by crashing the four noobs to the locker.

"Hey!" Kevin yelled. "Watch where you're going?!"

"Uh, Do you even know who i am?" Jock pointed at himself.

"You're Jock Jockerson," (Y/N) pointed at him. "Popular eight grade captain of everything who has the IQ of a goat. Also, he could probably lose a match with a Gold fish in Go fish which is kind sad 'cuz Go fish is pretty easy"

Jock Jockerson is a handsome, young teen. He has golden, blond hair with lighter streaks and he has fair skin. Jock is muscular and has a strong chin. He often wears a red jacket with cream, white sleeves.

Apparently, he didn't exactly hear (Y/N)'s insult, "A goat where?" He looked around to search for the goat.

"RUN!" Tyler grabbed (Y/N)'s hand running and the rest followed only to realize that they actually ran in circle and Jock stood in front of them with a threatening look.

"There was No. Goat."

"Of course there wasn't." (Y/N) deadpanned. "Who would bring a goat to school?"

"Baaaaaaa"

They all heard a goat and (Y/N) sighed, "Nevermind. Anyway, it's your fault for falling into a stupid lie"

"What did you say!?" Jock glared.

(Y/N) was about to say something until Kevin beat her to it.

"Yeah," Kevin said. "We may be small but we're like sciency anti- something and we will surround you and crush you"

Jock laughed "I'd like to see you loser noobs try and stop the jock" flexing his muscles which caused (Y/N) to smirk and turn up her sleeves.

"For someone who's two years older than us, your muscles are as weaker as your brain"

"Are you saying that I'm weak!" He gripped her neck healed.

"Well, since you admit it yourself" (Y/N) titled my head and smirked. "I suppose so"

"Oh yeah," Jock dropped (Y/N). "Would someone weak do this??"

He flexed his muscles more, it looked like it was popping out.

Roach appeared in front of the four noobs with jars of bees in them on his arms.

Roach is chubby and fair-skinned. He has ginger, curly hair that covers his eyes. He has freckles and wears an orange turtleneck. Roach also wears blue briefs, brown pants, and with navy and white sneakers.

"Back off!" Roach said. "Or face my bee powers"

"Bee powers could be cool" Tyler smiled.

"Super cool" Kevin commented.

"Don't make me unleashed..." Roach said. "The Honey Sweet Rash"

Instead of flying towards Jock, the bees flew towards to the five noobs.

Jock blinked and watched as the noobs screamed in terror. He's surprised he didn't bring popcorn for this.

~~~~~

The noobs were at the Meadow, playing Slingshot Paint ball Super Battle.

Shope and Tyler were hiding on the bush. Tyler was trying to prepare himself if (Y/N), Kevin or Roach pelted them with paint balls again.

"Remind me why i'm friends with you people?" Shope looked at Tyler.

"We live on the same street, we love slingshots people" Tyler said. "You intimidate everyone else in school" Tyler hold his slingshot while looking for (Y/N), Kevin and Roach.

"Right" Shope rolled her eyes.

"Now stop talking, you talk too much and i want to beat Kevin and (Y/N) for once" Tyler hid on the bush.

"I do not talk too much, i simply express my opinion on it-" She stopped talking when they both got pelted several paint balls by Kevin and Roach.

Kevin and Roach came out from the bush.

"Ha! Victory" Kevin gave Roach a high-five.

Out of nowhere, both of them got shot of paintball by the one and only (Y/N).

"Aww did you guys forgot about me?" (Y/N) pouted then she smirked. "Looks like i win"

Tyler got out of the bush and yelled at Shope, "Now you're not talking!"

~~~~~

The noobs were walking through the woods.

"Slingshots arms could be cool!" Roach hold out two slingshots.

"Stop obsessing about superpowers. All of you!" Shope pointed at her friends. "They do not exist."

"Okay, girl." Kevin said. "Well, what if we got hit by gamma rays?"

"We would developed skin lesionas and then explode" Shope crossed her arms.

"Well, What if..."

Shope interrupted Tyler by answering, "A hero arrived from outer space? Well even though the universe is infinite, there is no proof of a close encounter at all"

"What if..."

Shope sighed, knowing what (Y/N) was gonna say, "No octopus would destroy 80% of the moon and teach us to be assassins, There's no such things as ninjas, There's no such things as wizards or mages, there's no such things as ghouls, there's no contract between demons and humans and there's no big robotic lion that could take us to an alien palace"

"Awww" (Y/N) whined and pouted.

Tyler smiled lovingly towards her, having a crush on her was quite hard for Tyler. She was like any female harem protagonist. Oblivious but yet clever. Sounds impossible but it's not for any fanfiction reverse harem protagonist. Oblivious is one of their skills and he actually wondered if there were any competition.

Then, a giant spaceship swooshes towards the ground and landed.

A blue and yellowish-green alien stepped out and spoke something that the noobs don't quite understand. They pressed their ball-thingies and spoke english.

"Are you warriors of earth?" The blue alien pointed at the noobs.

The yellowish green alien has slightly sharper teeth, a dragon-like snout, and light yellow-green skin with dark olive green spots. He wears a black suit of armor with a helmet, briefs, and a green device in the center of the chest that fits in the armor.

The blue alien is mostly light blue with dark blue spots, and wears a black helmet, arm gauntlet and a black-grey chest plate with a green device in the center of the chest that fits in the armor.

The only word that came out from their mouth were, "Uh..."

The Blue alien asked louder this time, "Are you warriors of earth?"

"This is mostly an alien attack." Tyler said. "And we will most likely lose."

"Well we would most likely to defend our planet" (Y/N) smiled, aiming her slingshot towards the spaceship.

She was confident in fighting the aliens. Of course, she knew that the aliens basically have a spaceship with they may or may not have blasters or other weapons but she would rather die in a fight than in fear.

"We gotta defend our planet" Kevin aimed his slingshot.

"Uh... We have slingshots and they have a spaceship" Shope gestured to their slingshots and a spaceship.

"So? It's fun seeing what they could possibly kill us" (Y/N) smiled brightly at them and looked at them in excitement. "My bet is a blaster!"

"Are you crazy?!" Shope and Tyler looked at (Y/N) in shock.

"Maybe" (Y/N) shrugged. "I get that a lot"

"Either way we're toast" Kevin shrugged.

"On the count of 3." Kevin holds his slingshot. "3...2...1 Fire" The paint balls were at full dopes but dropped because the noobs didn't pull the slingshots longer enough.

"Yeah, i knew that was a long shot" Shope deadpanned.

"I just wanna say," Kevin admitted. "I love you guys" He was almost crying.

Tyler suddenly stepped up, "Spare our planet! We have many things to offer your alien race! Uh soft cotton fabrics. Free Wifi. Mixed berry pie!"

"And don't forget Anime, TV shows, Movies and Cartoons." (Y/N) stood beside Tyler.

"You just gotta mention that?" Shope deadpanned.

"Hey, maybe aliens don't know what Anime is"

The two aliens shot something from the canon towards the noobs.

"This'll most likely to hurt" Shope commented.

The balls hit them in the chest which caused them to fall. They were all trying to stand up while grunting in pain.

"Are we still alive?" Kevin blinked.

"Yes, but Roach's floating" Tyler pointed at Roach who's floating.

"Parts of me feel happy" Roach smiled.

"Awesome" (Y/N) looked at Roach floating with sparkle in her eyes. She looked ready to rant about how amazing it is.

"Fight brave sector 8942 and prepare for the virus." The yellowish-green alien announced. The noobs ran away in fear taking Roach and (Y/N) with them.

"Uh...Those were earth warriors right?" The blue alien pointed at the noobs.

"Yeah, see with the armor and the facial thing right?" the yellowish-green alien showed a hologram of the real earth warrior.

~~~~~

"Okay, so we got hit by this ball things," Tyler said. "Now The Roach floats and Kevin's possum" Tyler pointed at Roach who's floating and Kevin who's a possum.

They were all on Tyler's basement, freaking out.

"All i did was press it and now i'm a possum." Kevin said. "I'm a possum."

"Hmmm, maybe we gained superpowers from these ball things?" (Y/N) looked at her ball-thingy {2}. "I mean it makes sense since Roach is flouting cause he has the power of flight and maybe Kevin's a possum because he has shape-shifting powers"

Shope sighed, "I'm not gonna press it. Ever."

"Well these things got on us right?" Tyler asked. "So they must come off maybe if we just... Twist" He grunted and teleported to the other room. "That was really weird"

"Huh, you want weird?" Kevin asked. "I'm a possum and i'm eating" He eats garbage from the trash can.

"Ohhh Teleportation, that's awesome." (Y/N) smiled brightly. "I wish i have powers like that but what does my ball thing do?"

She was about to touch it but a hand stopped her and it was Shope's.

"I'm not letting my best friend touch these things" Shope started babbled about saying it's dangerous and what could happen.

"Okay, everybody calm down... Calm" Tyler inhaled and exhaled repeatedly.

They all followed and the balls suddenly pooped off and Roach fell to the ground.

"Nobody can know about this. If they do the military will find us." Shope said. "Slap us on an examination table and dissects us like frogs in biology class"

"Got it." Kevin said. "Telling is bad"

"So, we act cool." Tyler said. "We simply hide these ball things. We stay cool here and stay cool tomorrow at school"

"Yeah, we're dead" (Y/N) sighed. Knowing that her and her friends doesn't exactly know the definition of cool.

~~~~~

The next day, the noobs were sitting on the lunch table at Lunch time.

Amy Anderson and her friends walked past the noobs at the lunch.

"Hi, Tyler, (Y/N)" Amy Anderson smiled at him.

Amy Anderson has brown hair down to her shoulders with a yellow hairband. She wears a pink zipper with white strips and presumably a yellow T-shirt or vest underneath. She also wears a dark pink skirt and brown boots.

The noobs screamed and hugged each other in fright.

Amy and her friends looked at them strangely while walking away.

"Damn, we just scared away your crush, Tyler" (Y/N) looked at Tyler.

'You're my crush!' Tyler screams internally.

"Ok, they said 'Prepare for the virus'?" Kevin said. "What is that?"

"Perhaps it's an intergalactic invention that travels through space in a meteor pod, and conquers world by turning it's own race against each other" Roach took a bite of his food which caused the two boys and (Y/N) look at him.

"Roach, can you see the future or something?" (Y/N) looked at Roach in a confusing manner.

(Y/N) did question Roach about his intelligence sometimes. He was so random at times. It just made you question how random he could get.

The two boys looked at Shope for any opinions.

"No, that's not it" Shope shook her head.

Then, a virus pod flew and landed in jock's lunch. He laughs and said, "Mash potatoes are good". Suddenly he yelled, "Ha? What?". Then he rumbled, growled and turned into a monster.

He threw the mash potatoes at the noobs table.

"Oooo, Food fight!" (Y/N) smiled.

Kevin and (Y/N) were about to throw their food only to realize that Jock turned into a monster.

Monster jock growled while everyone screamed.

"Okay students. Stay calm..." Principal Wormeramer's voice turned into a scream. "AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"

"Okay, i think jock got the virus" Tyler said. "And we're supposed to stop it"

"We should stop him with our super ball power ball things" Kevin took out his ball-thingy.

"Yeah, we gotta think a better name for that" (Y/N) sweat dropped. The way Kevin mentions ball just gives her a bad vibes and she was not really surprised that Kevin brought it at school.

"You brought that to school!" Shope screamed.

"Like you guys didn't" Kevin knew that they brought it.

They all pulled the balls from Roach's hair.

"Okay, like in the field." Tyler said. "We simply thrust it into our chest" The noobs thrust it into their chest but nothing happened. It didn't even worked, the balls aren't on their chests yet.

Monster jock growled and charges at them.

"It's running at us" Roach pointed. The noobs thrust into their chest harder but nothing happened.

"It's not working" Tyler tried thrusting the ball in his chest harder.

"We know that" Kevin screamed.

Monster jock punched them and they all fell to the ground. The balls activated as Roach floats in air and (Y/N) didn't felt pain.

"Okay, that worked and hurt" Tyler winced at the pain.

"Never touching it" Shope shook her head.

"How are you not hurt (Y/N)?" Kevin pointed at (Y/N), noticing she didn't groan in pain.

"Hmm," (Y/N) thought for a moment. "Maybe my super power is invulnerability?"

"What?" The boys looked confused.

"I am immune to all manner of harm from gunfire to energy blasts to needles at the doctor's office." (Y/N) explained. "Throwing myself in front of allies and civilians is now a reflexive action because there's no worry about my own safety."

"Huh?" The boys still looked confused.

"I don't feel pain" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Ohhhh"

Sometimes, she forgot how naive her boys can be.

"Again, I'm never touching it" Shope crossed her arms and Kevin pressed her ball thing.

She screamed and crashed into one of the lockers.

"Huh?" Kevin said. "She seems to have some magnetic power"

"Maybe she could attract all the elements" (Y/N) smiled brightly.

"How does this stop anything?" Shope's magnetic power was still activate which caused for the nearest locker to hit her face.

"Don't know?" Tyler said. "But we have to stop the virus from leaving the school and infecting the world. So, hold me." Tyler hold out his hands.

"Dude, when i said i love you," Kevin said. "I didn't actually mean..."

Tyler cut Kevin off, "Everyone grab hold of me"

Everyone grabs him and they teleported to the gym where monster jock is.

"We can't let him leave the gym" (Y/N) pointed at monster jock.

Monster-jock punches the noobs except for (Y/N) who suddenly got angry, her hair glows and floats, she growled, "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!"

When she yelled suddenly all of the objects around her crumble and break. She tried to punch the monster but instead she punched the wall and it break into a million pieces.

"Wow, you have super strength?" Kevin looked at her in amazement.

"Don't know but no time to talk," (Y/N) said. "We should defeat it first"

"Then stand back, best friends." Roach said. "Face my wrath, Virus Beast!" He quickly got punched to the wall.

"Okay, who's next?" Shope looked at her friends.

"Let's hope this things have auto pack mode" Kevin pressed her ball thingy. He transforms into a..Squirrel. "A squirrel? Seriously? A squirrel?"

"Okay, If that is a virus, then that makes us antibodies." Tyler said. "So we have to attach ourselves to it and press our chest devices to neutralized it"

"Do It"

Shope, Tyler, Kevin and (Y/N) battle cried but they all got punched to the wall as well.

"Yeah that didn't work either!"

"Forget superpowers!" Kevin said. "The alien dudes should just given us blasters!"

The balls turned into blasters.

"... And press" (Y/N) smiled. The blasters blasted monster jock and he was defeated.

"Oh, i love our ball things that are awesome blasters" Kevin hugged his ball-thingy.

"We really need a better name for it" (Y/N) deadpanned. "It sounded so wrong"

"We did it!" Roach cheered.

"But how did jock get like that?" Tyler asking the real question.

The two aliens teleported towards them.

"It got infected with the virus" Yellowish-green answered.

They extracted something red from Jock and Jock turned back to normal.

"And that's the Virus?" Shope pointed at the virus on the extractor.

"Not anymore" The yellowish-green alien shook his head. The virus disappeared in the extractor.

"And sorry the battle balls we gave you were meant for formidable earth warriors" The blue alien apologized.

"And Zenblock messed up" The yellowish-green alien blamed at the blue alien who is now called, Zenblock.

"It was both of us," Zenblock yelled. "Okay"

"And now we're back" The yellowish-green alien looked back at the noobs.

"And i would like to try this 'Mix berry pie'" Zenblock pointed out.

"And i wanna see this 'Anime'" The yellowish-green alien smiled.

Principal Wormeramer knocked on the door loudly. "Open up! Who's in there? I have the police and the fire department"

"Oh no, it's the FBI" (Y/N) puts out a fake shock look. "Maybe, they're here because i sell an old mixtape"

"(Y/N), not now" Shope sighed. "We're so getting dissected"

"Not today, Close your eyes" The two aliens teleported the noobs and them away from the gym.

"There's something is very wrong in Cornbury middle school" Principal Wormeramer thought for a moment.

~~~~~

"Something is so wrong" Tyler sweat dropped.

The yellowish-green alien who is named, Memnock and Zenblock were eating a lot of pies while watching an Anime called "Shigatsu wa kimi no/ Your lie in april"

"This is good" Zen said. "This is really good!"

"So, We beat the virus," Tyler said. "You take the balls back and everything goes back to normal right?"

Zen laughed, "Not even close" He goes back to focusing on the anime

"That was just the first wave" Mem took a bite of his pie.

"Come again"

"Yeah things are gonna get way, way, way, way, way worse" Zen ate his pie.

"Personally," Mem said. "I don't think you're gonna survive past summer"

~Spoilers for people who starter watching Your lie in april~

(Y/N), Mem and Zen all watched and cried that Kaori died of an illness.

"What?! Why did she die?!" Zen yelled. "She didn't deserve this!"

"Nooooooo, my precious cinnamon bun" (Y/N) cried.

"Their music was beautiful and Arima loves her but it was too late" Mem said shedding tears from his eyes.

"I ship them!" (Y/N) cried, wiping her tears with tissues. "But they never become cannon!"

"(Y/N), you watched this a thousand times but you still cry?"

"You don't understand the pain. Kevin!"

They continued to laugh, eat, groan and cried loudly at Tyler's basement.

*Bonus*

Tyler walked down to his basement, to hear where the noise comes from. Only for him to finally notice that Mem, Zen and (Y/N) was there, still watching anime.

"Guys! You're still watching?!"

Tyler walked towards them, "I can't believe in you three-" He looked at TV. "Is that Boku no Hero Academia?"

"Yes" (Y/N) nodded.

~~~~~

"IT'S YOUR POWER!"

They all screamed when ​​​​​Todoroki uses his left side.

(Y/N) laughed, "This is definitely healthy"

"Totally" Tyler nodded, blushing lightly seeing that he's spending time with his crush.

~~~~~

(A/N : - {1} : Honestly, i can't believe i wrote reader's appearance. It sounded so awkward.

- {2} : I'm sorry that you have to see the word 'ball-thingy'. It must have triggered your dirty minds except for the innocent ones. Don't you dare say it out loud.)