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J: Flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?
J: Dickie, nudging Timmy: that should've been you
J: Timmy: not the time, Dickie
J: Dickie: not asking for a hacker, are they?
J: Timmy, groaning: there is literally a medical emergency right now
J: Dickie: why don't you find his IP address and see if it helps
J: Barbara, remembering suddenly that she's a doctor: oh shit-

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J: Why do I have to be the violent one?
D: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing

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T: Starting therapy again tomorrow so I've been trying to think of power moves I could make. I've decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes on it whenever they take notes
R: This is why your in therapy

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K: What's worse than heartbreak?
C: Realizing dragons can't blow out their own birthday candles :(

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D: Bruce when he finds Timmy installed a vending machine in the bat cave: your grounded for-... till college
D: Timmy: for till college?
D: Bruce: FOR TILL COLLEGE
T: I graduated college half a year ago but don't tell Bruce

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K: We know the multiverse theory is true, which means there's a universe where it's not true
T: The multiverse doesn't cover paradoxically situations
D: Except in the universe where it does
B: I'm going to have an aneurysm

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T: Can't talk rn, I'm at work
K: Animal crossing doesn't count as work
T: Agree to disagree

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W: I'm about to speedrun to ur bedroom and kiss u

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D: Reporters assuming the Wayne family are capitalists:
D: Timmy being an anarcho-socialist:
T: Government keeps actin up and I'll change it to anarcho-communist. don't test me

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T: Roy what did you go to school for?
D: bastards degree
W: bastard of sciences
R: motherfucker of arts

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B: In this essay, I won't

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D: So when other people wear a mask, stay inside a lot, and start giving singing lessons on the side, they're "dealing with a global pandemic." But when I, the Phantom of the Opera,

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T: If men bad why Sam Nook?

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B: I've done college work in the form of doing it and not doing it. Primarily in the form of not doing it. I've not done it

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B: Someone explain why I just heard Steph yell "BATGIRL NEVER DIES" followed by a loud thump and "BATGIRL MIGHT DIE- SHE MIGHT-"

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W: every day I wake up and keep using he/him pronouns in an undeniably un-cis way
D: you mean you dress like Eric Foremen

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C: slander. absolute fucking libel. i am enamoured in rage, the utmost insolence i could presume possible

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R: You can kill me but that won't stop me

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B: Babygirl you are strange and off-putting

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W: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or matter baby???
K: what's a matter baby
W: nothing sweetie what's a matter with u

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K: There's no reason u can't eat a pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies. Pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pies entirely is pie sucks

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D: Hey icarus bro wanna get order some hot wing- oh my god I'm so fucking sorry dude

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W: January didnt January like other January's Januaried
D: I know exactly what you mean and you are the light of my life

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C: Who has time for gender when there's criminals running amuck in this city???

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D: Microwave: Mmmmm
D: Timmy, Wally, Cass, and Barbara, in perfect unison: Mmmmm
T: neurodivergent gang go brrr

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B: scanning for haters.... hater detected. Commence gay_kiss.exe

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D: oh to be a vampire wearing a silken blouse and sleeping all day inside a coffin

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R: Timmy where u at???
T: I'm in ur military wife's home putting the chicken back in the freezer after she asked your son to take it out in order to sow seeds of discord and chaos in your family structure

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R: What do you say after you kiss someone???
K: Poggers
T: Don't forget to like and subscribe

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D: Your future self is talking shit about you.
J: Jokes on him. I'll fucking ruin his life.

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W: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C.
J: Is it...corpse?
W: It was cloud. There aren't even any corpses here.
J: Give it time

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J: Roy how did Dick and Wally meet
R: "I like your name" "Thanks, I got it for my birthday"

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B: My teacher took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings.
B: I have to walk down the hallways like a peasant and I am livid.

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T: Steph asked Bruce how he was doing and he said "I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss, like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound" so
D: How dare he

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K: Hey, here's some friendly advice
T: I don't need your 'friendly advice'
K: Alright then, some unfriendly advice

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C: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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R: Everybody always asks me how I handle Dick and Wally
R: The truth is, I don't
R: I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Wally called my name, and when I showed up to see what's going on, Dick shot me in the throat with a nerf gun

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T: Just realized I had a bad childhood dhmu
D: What do you mean you just realized, look at you
T: what do you mean
D: look at how you stand, people who had good childhoods dont stand like that

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T: Bruce and Clark are watching a movie in the living room and Clark just said "the static noise of silence is so loud in between pauses" to which Bruce replied "just like my brain"

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W: Hartley, slamming open the door: muthafucka's back. straight out the mental hospital. what do you call your trip to the mental hospital?
W: James, immediately: a tolerance break, muthafucka.

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