A/N: Hey fruit pies! Mommy's been very busy all weekend and I'm finally done with updates for you all.
This chapie has my two favorite things, humor and smut! Lol

Warning: Dangerously hot Brosh.

Enjoy!
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“Why did I have to be paired with a half!?” Tyler complained as he downed his drink. “I mean do you know how much more work I have to put into training him!?” He slumped in his recliner.

“Well do you love him?” Spencer asked as he sipped his drink. He had brought the angry man to his house to cool off as well as let Josh get some rest. They soon started drinking after they made it inside his den. And to Spencer’s dismay Tyler have done nothing, but gripe about his boyfriend.

“Of course I love Josh.” Tyler rolled his eyes. “I never said I didn't love him. Spencer have you even been listening to me?” He sighed.

“Yes unfortunately.” The Doctor mumbled. “Look if you love him then shouldn't that be worth the hassle?” Spencer countered. He rubbed his temples because Tyler didn't know how annoying he could be. If he wasn't so good in bed then Spencer wouldn't even waste his time with him.

“Don't try to turn this all romantic Spencer. You and I both know how this works the alpha is in charge and the omega obeys. What kinda alpha would I be if I let Josh just run all over me!?” Tyler argued. He stood up and walked around the room. He hated being seen as weak. After being teased about his skinny appearance growing up, Tyler had learned to outsmart his opponents in order to feel superior to the other alphas. The brunette had already spent years trying to find his mate only to find out that he was a half. He felt like he couldn't take much more of his reputation being threatened.

“And don't give me that traditional bull shit. Tyler if you haven't noticed times have changed since our grandparents day.” Spencer huffed. He may be an alpha, but he wasn't as forceful. Well not all the time. Sometimes it was a hard habit to break.

“What's with all the yelling in here Spencer?” Ryan asked as he waddled into the den. He was nearing the end of his pregnancy and he really showed. He was normally a thin brunette with big round brown eyes, a beautiful slender face, and soft voice. All of which hadn't changed except his stomach was swollen, he grew small breast, and his hair draped down his back. These were typical effects of a pregnant omega.

“Aw sweetie don't worry about it. It's just Tyler ranting about Josh.” Spencer got up to kiss his beloved mate. He rubbed his belly and Ryan mewled happily. Tyler just rolled his eyes even though he was secretly jealous of their happy relationship.

“Oh that's your new mate right? Is he nice Tyler?” Ryan inquired cheerfully. Spencer put his head down because he knew that, that was the most wrongest thing he could've asked right now. Why did Ryan always have to know everything?

“Oh I'll tell you how nice he is. I took that ungrateful jerk on all romantic not to mention expensive dates for a whole month straight!” Tyler yelled. Ryan was caught off guard. His outburst was very unexpected. He tried to talk only to be shut down by Tyler. “And if that wasn't enough, I gave him some amazing sex. I'm talking mind blowing! With bondage, rimming, blow jobs….” He went on to vent. Ryan blushed at the subject. He was never one to be so straight forward about his sex life like Tyler and Spencer was.

“Look Ty maybe you shouldn't talk like this in front of-” Spencer tried to intervene, but Tyler was too busy talking to listen.

“And after all that work putting it down in the bedroom during his heat. I finally get him pregnant. And you wanna know what Josh said!?” Tyler yelled. He was now face to face with a surprised Ryan. Spencer frowned because not only did he not want to hear this story again, mainly because he was there when it all happened. But he didn't like how Tyler was so loud around Ryan.

“W-what did he say?” Ryan asked unsure if he really wanted the answer. Spencer just face palmed. Why was he fanning the obvious flames going on inside Tyler.

“I'm glad you asked. Josh had the gall to call OUR baby an ABOMINATION! Like the thought of having my child was so sickening that it had to be some kind of MONSTER! Can you believe that!?” Tyler shouted as he held Ryan by the shoulders. Tears had started to form in his eyes.

“Oh Tyler I'm so sorry, but he's half. Maybe he doesn't quite understand all of what's going on.” Ryan pulled him into a tight hug. Tyler began to cry silently. “Tyler calm down, it's not the end of the world. Just explain things to Josh.” He said as he gently rubbed his back. Tyler got devilish smirk on his face to match the dirty thoughts in his mind. Ryan started to blush once he felt Tyler caressing his belly. “T-tyler….w-what are you-” He broke out into a loud moan.

Pregnant omegas were very sensitive to stomach touches. It made them incredibly horny if the touches were prolonged. Which led to them releasing an alluring scent that drove alphas wild with lust.

“Umm if you would please get your hands off of my husband.” Spencer  frowned as the sight.

“Oh Ryan you smell so fucking sexy right now.” Tyler whispered in Ryan’s ear which sent shivers down the boy’s spine. He then pushed up his shirt to feel more of the warmth from the pregnant boy’s belly.

“Stop touching now.” Spencer growled in protest.

“Ah Tyler…..don't stop…..we like it so much.” Ryan moaned out as he dug his nails into his back. Tyler groaned and pulled one of the omega's legs around his waist. They soon started to dry hump as Ryan kissed him deeply.

“THAT'S ENOUGH!” Spencer roared as he yanked Tyler away by his collar.

“Hey this isn't like it's the first time we-” Tyler started.

“Don't care, sit down over there NOW!” Spencer cut in. Tyler sighed and slowly dragged himself back to his chair.

“But baby we-” Ryan tried.

“AND YOU UPSTAIRS TO BED NOW!” Spencer yelled at him. Ryan frowned.

“But Spencer I'm not tired, actually I'm very hor-” The brunette whined only to get pushed out of the room by the doctor.

“NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU ARE CONFUSED BY THIS TRICKSTER, SO I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU GO TO BED TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD!” Spencer commanded as he pushed his husband to the stairs. Ryan sighed, but went up to bed anyway. When Spencer came back to the den he saw Tyler refreshing his drink.

“Trouble in paradise I see.” Tyler snickered as he took a sip. Spencer growled and then snatched the drink out of his hand. “HEY I-”

“You're done drinking for the day!” Spencer scolded him. He put it on the counter behind him.

“Fucking killjoy.” Tyler frowned. The Doctor only sighed and crossed his arms. Then he thought maybe if he was nice then Spencer would let him have whatever he wanted. “Oh Spence please can I have just a little drink? I mean I did have such a terrible morning.” He begged as he got closer. Spencer rose an eyebrow to his friend’s sudden change in attitude. “I'll let you cheer me up.” He winked.

“Oh you will?” Spencer bit his lip. Tyler nodded ask his hands slide around the Doctor. He kissed him deep as he tried to reach his glass without Spencer noticing. The Doctor then kissed down his neck. Tyler moaned as he felt his hand grip the rim of the glass. “Tyler…”

“Yeah baby?” Tyler moaned lustfully.

“I meant what I said now remove your hand off that glass before I rip your whole fucking arm off.” Spencer said sternly.

“Major fucking killjoy!” Tyler huffed and went to go sit down. “And to think I was actually gonna let you fuck me for that bourbon.” He sighed frustratedly and plopped down on his chair. Spencer only laughed at his dramatic friend.

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“Ah J-josh…” Brendon moaned out. Josh had him laid out on the floor amongst the cushions. His sweater thrown to the side. He was nude underneath since he liked feeling loose. The yellow haired boy was sucked on his nipples and jerking him off. “Oh Josh….please...we want you deep inside us….” Brendon moaned as he gripped his hair.

“A-are you sure? I-I mean are these just your voices talking or-” Josh was cut off by Brendon pulling him in for a kiss.

“Josh we wouldn't ask if we didn't mean it...now please fuck us.” Brendon demanded as held Josh’s face in his hands. Josh moaned at his words and then he flipped him over. Careful not to hurt him growing belly. He quickly stripped out of his clothes and got behind him.

“I think we want you too Brendon.” Josh moaned as he felt his stomach. He was hard within minutes. He slowly lined  himself up with Brendon’s oozing hot hole and plunged inside.

Brendon screamed as he clawed at the cushions. Josh wasn't sure if he should move or not. He didn't want to hurt Brendon’s baby. But when he went to open his mouth. “Please don't stop now, you won't hurt us. We trust you.” He moaned desperately.

Something inside Josh urged him to keep going as well. He figured it was maybe the baby. But babies can't talk and why would a baby want something as twisted as this?

He ignored those thoughts and just went with his instincts again. Josh moaned as he started at a medium pace. He loved going deep inside Brendon. It was just so inviting.

“Yes!...give it all to us Josh!” Brendon moaned loud as he met his thrusts. Signalling him to speed up. Josh then leaned over the pregnant boy and gripped his stomach tight as he pounded into him. With the extra stimulation from the yellow haired boy caressing his belly as he trusted his dick deeper. Brendon squealed with pleasure.

“You feel so fucking good Brendon. I wanna stay buried deep inside you forever.” Josh growled in his ear. Brendon moaned while he held his face tight against his shoulder.

“P-please Josh tell us more sweet words.” Brendon desperately wanted to hear caring comments. Feel soft touches. To be wanted.

“You're so damn beautiful. I wanna just gaze at you.” Josh moaned and kissed his neck. He sat back on his heels as he went faster. Brendon moaned loud and laid against his chest.

“J-josh….oh please….touch us all over.” Brendon begged as he rubbed his stomach. He was so close and just needed a little more to push him over the edge.

“Brendon…” Josh’s breath warm on his neck. His hands explored the timid boy’s body as his pace slowed down so he could go deeper. One went to his chest to keep tight against him. And the other slide down his stomach.

“Ah…” Brendon gasped as he gripped Josh's hand tight. He kept it placed on his stomach. His orgasm came swiftly after. “JOSH!” The pregnant boy screamed out. White liquid poured down his legs.

Before Josh knew it he felt his release hit him. He shook and buried his face in Brendon's neck. The raven haired boy combed his fingers through yellow locks to ease him through his orgasm.

They sat there covered in sweat. Just breathing in each other. After some time had past, they separated. They sat facing each other. Legs and arms tangled.

“What the hell just happened?” Josh asked slightly confused why they kind of randomly had sex. Not that he was complaining. Mainly curious.

“I-I'm s-sorry….I got so excited that you said you'd be willing to help, I kind of…well you know released my pheromones.” Brendon said sullenly. His head cast downward. It was like the sex didn't change his attitude around Josh at all.

“It's fine….it was really nice.” Josh giggled. Brendon smiled a little, but kept his face down towards the floor. “Hey look at me.” Josh took his hand to his chin to lift his face.

“Please don't-” Brendon tried to stop him.

“W-what’s wrong with your eyes? T-they're yellow?” Josh gasped as he inspected his face. Brendon whimpered because he thought he was going to be rejected once again. “No please don't cry.” He quickly pulled him in a hug. “I just wanted to know. I'm sorry it that came out in any way offensive.” He tried to console the sensitive boy.

“T-that's the color of my eyes w-when I'm….well when I…...it just happens sometimes...part of being an omega.” Brendon stuttered out. Josh could tell that he was hiding something, but he felt it was better to leave it alone for now. “D-does that bother you?” He asked nervously as he stared up at the yellow haired boy. He really did feel inadequate and he didn't want something like this to stand in the way of him possibly making a friend.

“Don't sweat it. I think they make you look cool. Like you have superpowers like the X-men or something.” Josh joked. Brendon giggled softly.

“I guess that's true in a way….s-so does this make us friends?” Brendon pulled away. He didn't want to seem so desperate, but he had to know. He rubbed his stomach as he awaited an answer.

“Are you kidding!?” Josh exclaimed. Brendon frowned. “After what we just did, that makes us BEST friends….with benefits.” He added with a chuckle. The little omega couldn't be anymore happy.

“REALLY? I never had a best friend before……” Brendon teared up. “I'm glad you're half!” He then dove on Josh. He fell back to the floor as the other kissed his face all over.

“I guess I can take that as a compliment.” Josh giggled as he held Brendon tight. They paused as they stared at each other. “You really are too pretty to cry.” Josh wiped the boy’s stray tears. Brendon then kissed him. It was slow and unsure at first, but then Josh held him tight as he deepened the kiss. They made out contently on the floor in each other's embrace.

What they didn't know was that someone stood in the shadows and had observed it all.