Direct Message from WickedWitchOfTheWest to AnnaOfArendelle, AshelyBoyd, ElsaOfArendelle, HuntsmanGraham, LilyPage, LittleMermaid, NealCassidy, QueenOfHearts, SnowQueen, TheSeer, TinkerBell

WickedWitchOfTheWest: HELP I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

NealCassidy: This is the most random collection of people ever what the heck is going on?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: VIOLETBELIEVER 😭😭😭😭

QueenOfHearts: Aaaaaaand then I stopped caring

HuntsmanGraham: You don't care about anything, so shut up

QueenOfHearts: Rude

AnnaOfArendelle: Wait what's wrong with VioletBeliever? I thought they were kinda cute

ElsaOfArendelle: ^^^

TinkerBell: Does it have to do with the ripping out a heart thing that happened during the missing six weeks?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO IT'S WORSE THAN THAT

LittleMermaid: HOW CAN IT BE WORSE THAN THAT?!

AshelyBoyd: Okay, Ariel. Just breathe, it'll be okay

LittleMermaid: BUT VIOLETBELIEVER

SnowQueen: Would you just tell us what's wrong already?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: What is going to happen when everyone from Camelot goeS BACK TO CAMELOT?!

NealCassidy: No my son will not go through a Tenrose with his true love

TinkerBell: I still ship MadBeliever oops

[TinkerBell has left the conversation]

SnowQueen: You'd think she'd be less heartless considering her OTP went through a Tenrose

AnnaOfArendelle: WHAT DOES 'GOING THROUGH A TENROSE' MEAN?!

AnnaOfArendelle: I DON'T UNDERSTAND

HuntsmanGraham: You've heard of Doctor Who, right?

AnnaOfArendelle: Yes

HuntsmanGraham: Well, the Doctor is in love with this girl, Rose, and she ends up getting stuck in, well....

HuntsmanGraham: A different realm, essentially

HuntsmanGraham: And they can never see each other again

HuntsmanGraham: Well except once, but it ended up that Rose stayed in the different realm with a clone of the Doctor while the real Doctor carried on brokenhearted for the rest of his days

WickedWitchOfTheWest: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER

AshelyBoyd: So you're saying you think this Violet girl is going to end up going back with her family to Camelot while Henry stays here with his family?

NealCassidy: NO THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO PREVENT THIS

NealCassidy: MY SON CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT

WickedWitchOfTheWest: IT'S MY PAST COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME NOOOOOOO 😫😩😫😪😭😫😭😩😭😭

LittleMermaid: YOU MEAN YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF THIS?!

QueenOfHearts: How can you be the cause for it?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED THE TENROSE FOR REGINA AND HER FOREST-SCENTED BOYFRIEND AND NOW FATE WANTS REVENGE ON ME

SnowQueen: That would only be true if fate cared about Outlaw Queen

SnowQueen: And trust me, most of the time it doesn't

NealCassidy: QUIT ARGUING OVER WHO CAUSED THIS AND HELP ME FIGURE OUT A WAY TO PREVENT IT FROM HAPPENING!!

ElsaOfArendelle: Just breathe, and lose the caps lock

ElsaOfArendelle: It'll be okay

NealCassidy: No it won't

ElsaOfArendelle: Well, at least you lost the caps lock

ElsaOfArendelle: Does anyone here know a good therapist?

AshelyBoyd: Well there's Doctor Hopper, bust he doesn't have an Instagram

LittleMermaid: Yes he does!

AshelyBoyd: Really? When did that happen?

LittleMermaid: I dunno, but I can add him

ElsaOfArendelle: Please do

[LittleMermaid has added ArchieHopper]

ArchieHopper: I didn't tell anyone about my account to avoid all of this drama

NealCassidy: BUT IT'S ABOUT HENRY

ArchieHopper: Calm down and lose the caps lock

ElsaOfArendelle: That's exactly what I said!

NealCassidy: But it's about Henry!!

ArchieHopper: Okay, explain your problem

NealCassidy: Henry has this girlfriend—or, a crush on this girl—and she's from Camelot. Someday, she's going to go back to Camelot with her family, and Henry will stay in Storybrooke with his family. I can'T WATCH MY SON GO THROUGH THAT SORT OF HEARTBREAK

ArchieHopper: It might not be as bad as you think

NealCassidy: It will be!

ArchieHopper: And how do you know that?

NealCassidy: ASK INGRID ABOUT OUTLAW QUEEN AFTER THE TOWN LINE ISSUE

NealCassidy: I CAN'T WATCH HENRY GO THROUGH THAT

ArchieHopper: Okay this is bad

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NONONONONO MY OTP

ElsaOfArendelle: I thought Captain Swan was your OTP?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

HuntsmanGraham: I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to stay in this direct message...

AshelyBoyd: Me neither

[HuntsmanGraham and AshelyBoyd have left the conversation]

SnowQueen: I think I'm going to leave before I start shipping VioletBeliever

[SnowQueen has left the conversation]

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO NOW I'M THINKING

WickedWitchOfTheWest: THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD

TheSeer: When you lose a love, it's never good

TheSeer: The day after is always the worst

NealCassidy: Okay I'm done

[NealCassidy has left the conversation]

TheSeer: He won't leave his room for the first couple of hours, and when he does, he won't be able to go anywhere without thinking of her

TheSeer: He'll never be able to appreciate violets or listen to Only You because he'll be too busy crying

TheSeer: It'll be at least a week before he's able to go into Granny's again, and afterwords he'll go hide in his room and cry

TheSeer: He won't eat breakfast the next morning. He won't even leave his room until noon

TheSeer: And when he finally does, it'll only be because something in there has reminded him of her too

TheSeer: It's possible he could see Violet again someday, but she might have moved on

TheSeer: Did she ever actually feel the same way about him? Or was she just trying to block out the pain? Maybe he'll never know

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Thanks now I'm bawling

ElsaOfArendelle: I can't tell if you were making everything up or using Outlaw Queen as a base for your words

TheSeer: It was a bit of a combination

WickedWitchOfTheWest: YOU MADE ME FEEL THINGS I HATE YOU

WickedWitchOfTheWest: EVEN WORSE YOU MADE ME FEEL THINGS ABOUT SOMETHING PARTIALLY BASED OFF OF MY SISTER AND HER BOYFRIEND I HATE YOU SO MUCH

TheSeer: That's what I'm here for

AnnaOfArendelle: WHY MUST VIOLETBELIEVER BE THE NEXT OUTLAW QUEEN?! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH OTPS BEING STUCK IN DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS

WickedWitchOfTheWest: SAME

ElsaOfArendelle: ???

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I ship Tenrose, okay?

AnnaOfArendelle: How can you watch Doctor Who if you're in an asylum?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: The hospital has wifi, and I have a phone

AnnaOfArendelle: Okay

LittleMermaid: I LEAVE FOR THREE MINUTES AND NOW I'M CRYING BECAUSE OF THE SEER

LittleMermaid: I'm leaving

[LittleMermaid has left the conversation]

AnnaOfArendelle: I'm also going to leave before more VioletBeliever feels hit

[AnnaOfArendelle has left the conversation]

ElsaOfArendelle: I'm going to go make sure she's okay...

[ElsaOfArendelle has left the conversation]

QueenOfHearts: So now it's just me, Zelena, and the Seer?

TheSeer: *The Seer, Zelena, and I

QueenOfHearts: Whatever

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Hey have you gotten the new emojis?

TheSeer: Yes

QueenOfHearts: New emojis?

TheSeer: 🙄🤐✍🏻🦁🕸☄🌪🏹🛍

QueenOfHearts: Why did you send me question marks in boxes?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: UPDATE YOUR PHONE

QueenOfHearts: WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: THEN DON'T

QueenOfHearts: BUT I WANT THE EMOJIS

WickedWitchOfTheWest: THEN UPDATE YOUR PHONE

QueenOfHearts: NO

[TheSeer has left the conversation]

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Now you've scared her away!

QueenOfHearts: YOU were the one who scared her away

WickedWitchOfTheWest: No, I'm pretty sure it was you

QueenOfHearts: Was not

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Was too

QueenOfHearts: Was not

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Was too

LilyPage: SHUT UP

QueenOfHearts: Where did you come from?

LilyPage: A dragon egg

QueenOfHearts: You're Maleficent's dragon spawn

QueenOfHearts: Ugh

[QueenOfHearts has left the conversation]

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Finally!

[LilyPage has left the conversation]

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Aaaaand I'm alone

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I really need some friends

~

Author's note: I was thinking about VioletBeliever the other day and how A&E said their love story was going to be a tragic one and then I got to thinking about how the Camelot arc is only going to be 5a, not 5b as well, and then I realized that meant the Camelot characters were probably going to end up back in Camelot and that's not fair because Regina already lost a love in basically a different dimension and I don't want another OTP going through a Tenrose.