Direct Message from HenryMills to AnnaOfArendelle, AugustBooth, BelleFrench, BraveMerida, CaptainHook, ElsaOfArendelle, EmmaSwan, HuntsmanGraham, LiamJones, LilyPage, MrGold, NealCassidy, PrinceCharming, ReginaMills, RobinOfLocksley, SnowWhite, ThatVioletGirl, WickedWitchOfTheWest

HenryMills: It's been a while since we've played the Emoji Game, so I have called you here today to announce the THIRD EMOJI GAMES!!! Any questions?

ReginaMills: Why is Zelena here?

SnowWhite: ^^^^

HenryMills: Because I feel a tiny bit bad for her, since she's probably going to die and all

ReginaMills: I don't feel bad

ReginaMills: #ZelenaIsDeadLol

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Rude

ReginaMills: I hate you

EmmaSwan: 🎶WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RU-UDE?🎶

CaptainHook: 🎶DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO-OO?🎶

HenryMills: Alright, let's begin! Grandpas, would one of you like to write the story?

PrinceCharming: I will!

HenryMills: Then let the third Emoji Games begin

EmmaSwan: 💁🏼

CaptainHook: ☠

ReginaMills: ⬛️

RobinOfLocksley: 🔚

ElsaOfArendelle: 😵

AnnaOfArendelle: 🗡

SnowWhite: 🗯

NealCassidy: 😭

LiamJones: 😲

LilyPage: 😂

ThatVioletGirl: 🔟

HenryMills: 🕗

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 🏠

AugustBooth: 😴

MrGold: 🚫

BelleFrench: 😍

BraveMerida: ☠

HuntsmanGraham: 💭

PrinceCharming: There once was a sassy Dark Swan and a dirty, no-good pirate. They both had a blackness in them that needed to meet its end. And the only way for that to happen was for the pirate to die. So the Dark Swan took the sword Excalibur and ran it through the pirate's stomache. He cried out in pain before he fell to the ground, dead. And then something strange happened. The no-longer-Dark Swan began to laugh. She laughed for ten minutes straight because the pirate was finally, finally dead. She left the pirate and went home, and slept soundly for the first time in over a month. For she was not as in love with the dirty, no-good, pirate as everyone had thought she was.

PrinceCharming: #HookIsDeadLol

ReginaMills: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

CaptainHook: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude?🎶

HenryMills: Even though that was a really good story, I'm not going to let anyone else comment because it will end in an argument no one can break up, so LILY, would you like to write the story next?

LilyPage: Sure!

HenryMills: Alright. Get your emojis ready and GO!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 💚

HuntsmanGraham: 👑

NealCassidy: 💑

EmmaSwan: 💀

AugustBooth: 👀

HenryMills: 😍

ThatVioletGirl: 😈

BelleFrench: 🚫

MrGold: 💎

ReginaMills: 🖥

RobinOfLocksley: 📱

SnowWhite: 🗝

PrinceCharming: 🤔

LiamJones: 📆

CaptainHook: 🔫

AnnaOfArendelle: 👌🏼

ElsaOfArendelle: 💏

BraveMerida: 🌋

LilyPage: There once was a wicked witch and villainous king who were in love. But they became separated and the witch died. She went where all people go after they die, the Underworld, and there, she met Hades. The moment Hades first set his eyes on her, he fell in love with her. But the witch saw Hades as a devil, and she would never fall for him. Hades offered her jewels, a new computer and phone, and even a key to the gates of the Underworld so she could be alive again. But the witch stayed true to her king. So Hades thought up a plan, and on July 17th, he set his plan into action. He was going to send a bullet through Arthur's brain, and trade his life for Zelena's. So the witch would be alive and her precious king would not. Everything went according to plan, until Zelena and Arthur met in the transportation from life to death. Zelena begged Arthur to save her from Hades, but he could not do anything now that he was dead, so he simply kissed her goodbye. But the kiss was a kiss of true love, which allowed both Arthur and Zelena to return to the land of the living. Together, they threw Hades into a volcano and lived happily ever after!

HuntsmanGraham: That was beautiful

HenryMills: #DownWitchHeckaWicked

WickedWitchOfTheWest: HeckaWicked?

HenryMills: My moms tell me not to say the h word unless I'm actually talking about the place

HenryMills: But they say that word sometimes, so I'm not really sure how I feel about that...

WickedWitchOfTheWest: So my ship name with Hades is something part of the OuaT fandom isn't even comfortable saying?

HenryMills: Well there's also WickedGod, but Hades is a god (lower case 'g') not a God (capital 'G'), so I don't like using that one either

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fair enough

HenryMills: So HeckaWicked it is

WickedWitchOfTheWest: None of those will ever be as good as WickedKing

HenryMills: I agree

HenryMills: I don't really care who you are with, but WickedKing is a ship name everyone is comfortable saying, unlike several of the names for HeckaWicked

HenryMills: Also, it just sounds better

WickedWitchOfTheWest: True that

HenryMills: Where did everyone else go?

EmmaSwan: We're all stunned that you managed to have such a long conversation with Zelena that didn't involve yelling or caps lock or sass (except a bit towards whoever came up with the ship names for HeckaWicked)

HenryMills: What can I say? I have a way with helping villains find their best selves

ReginaMills: True

EmmaSwan: Yeah, I agree

HenryMills: Alright, one more story? We usually end up doing three before everything goes crazy

BelleFrench: Oooh can I write the story?!

HenryMills: Sure!

HenryMills: Everyone get your emojis ready...

HenryMills: GO!

ThatVioletGirl: 🏊🏻

SnowWhite: 💁🏼

CaptainHook: 👫

NealCassidy: ⛺️

HenryMills: 🌁

EmmaSwan: 💀

WickedWitchOfTheWest: ❤️

PrinceCharming: 💪🏻

AnnaOfArendelle: 👰🏼

ElsaOfArendelle: 🙅🏻

MrGold: 😘

HuntsmanGraham: 🌏

LiamJones: 🌅

LilyPage: 🌄

AugustBooth: 🌌

BraveMerida: 🌠

ReginaMills: 🏊🏻

RobinOfLocksley: 💁🏼

BelleFrench: Percy Jackson and Annabethe Chase were the most known couple in Camp Half-Blood. Everyone knew them from the camps to Mount Olympus. The had gone on many quests, and been to the Underworld multiple times. But not even Hades himself could break their love apart (or get Zelena to fall for him). Through all of their troubles, Percy and Annabeth's love only grew stronger. When they got married, no one dared keep Percy from kissing the bride. For their honeymoon, they traveled the world, admiring every beautiful sunrise and sunset, and every starry night and shooting star while simply being in love. Because just....Percabeth.

ThatVioletGirl: Beautiful

BelleFrench: Why thank you

ThatVioletGirl: Your ending was the best part by far

ThatVioletGirl: "Just...Percabeth."

ThatVioletGirl: Those are my thoughts on a daily basis

BelleFrench: SAME

[WickedWitchOfTheWest has added KingArthur]

ReginaMills: And there goes all hope for anything peaceful

KingArthur: HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE

ReginaMills: Your only friend here is Zelena

KingArthur: HELLO FRIEND, I AM HERE

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I know, I was the one who added you

MrGold: What would happen if I was against WickedKing

BelleFrench: Rumple, no

MrGold: It's for science though!

BelleFrench: rUMPLE NO

MrGold: #DownWithWickedKing

LilyPage: #DOWNWITHHECKAWICKED

MrGold: #HeckaWickedForever

HuntsmanGraham: #HeckaWickedFornever

LilyPage: #WickedKingForever

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I feel like Lily and Graham are my minions it's wonderful

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I didn't even have to turn them into flying monkeys

EmmaSwan: Or did you?

ReginaMills: So THAT'S where Lily disappeared to...

NealCassidy: Lily I understand, but Graham has been dead

ReginaMills: Maybe Zelena died before and that's why it seems like Hades has already fallen for her!

ReginaMills: Man I wish I coulda been there when she died the first time

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'VE NEVER DIED BEFORE

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I did fake my death one time though

ReginaMills: That sounds exactly like something someone who has died before would say

ReginaMills: #ZelenaHasDiedBeforeLol

WickedWitchOfTheWest: STOP IT

ReginaMills: NO

EmmaSwan: I AM GOING TO ADD YOUR MOTHER TO THIS DM

ReginaMills: THAT WILL NOT HELP AT ALL

EmmaSwan: Well that threat works for most people so

ReginaMills: I am not most people

EmmaSwan: Obviously

HenryMills: I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER

HuntsmanGraham: I'M EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT IT IS

HenryMills: WE GET THE SEER TO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE TO SEE THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS AND THEN WE WIN $1.3 BILLION

LilyPage: Let's do it

NealCassidy: I don't think that's how the Seer's visions work...

ReginaMills: I don't think lottery winners can live in towns that don't exist...

HenryMills: So we go across the town line and use my dad's old apartment as our address!!

AugustBooth: What, and get turned into trees? I don't think trees can win the lottery...

BelleFrench: And we're all out of transformation dust

HenryMills: It was a good idea though

LilyPage: Agreed

HenryMills: So how likely do you think it is that we'll have a snow day tomorrow...?

EmmaSwan: HENRY NO

HenryMills: I mean without the help of Elsa or Ingrid

EmmaSwan: Oh, I have no idea

HenryMills: But I mean, I'm kinda tempted to ask Elsa and Ingrid to make it snow a lot...

EmmaSwan: NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED

HenryMills: Darn it

HenryMills: In that case, here's to hoping for lots of snow tonight!!!

NealCassidy: Well...

NealCassidy: According to what the Seer said...

HenryMills: NOPE

HenryMills: STOP RIGHT THERE OR I WILL ADD INGRID TO THIS CONVERSATION AND SHE WILL START SHIPPING 😶👁

NealCassidy: Please no

WickedWitchOfTheWest: You're letting your own son threaten you

NealCassidy: That fact that I'm actually talking to my son through instagram could be considered a miracle of sorts, so I am electing to not listen to you

LilyPage: OOH WHO WANTS TO STIR UP DRAMA BETWEEN CAPTAIN SWAN AND SWANFIRE?!

ReginaMills: Not Adam and Eddy

PrinceCharming: ME!!!

LilyPage: Okay, question; if you encountered a Captain Swan shipper who told you they were glad Neal was dead because he was just getting in the way of their OTP, what would you say?

MrGold: HE WAS MY SON AND YOUR OTP SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE MY ONLY CHILD FROM ME

HenryMills: HE WAS MY DAD AND YOUR OTP SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE MY DAD FROM ME

ReginaMills: HE WAS MORE THAN JUST EMMA'S BOYFRIEND! QUIT FOCUSING ON YOUR OTP AND BROADEN YOUR VISION!

PrinceCharming: I ship SwanFire

LilyPage: Well that was a good effort David

NealCassidy: Wow Regina, I never knew you cared about me

ReginaMills: You're Henry's dad, and he shouldn't have had to attend his dad's funeral at age 12

EmmaSwan: Maybe you should tell A&E that

EmmaSwan: OKAY NOW WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BRING NEAL BACK FROM THE DEAD BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD INTERFERE WITH KILLIAN AND I'S RELATIONSHIP?!

EmmaSwan: And I want more than just a sentence or two. I want a five paragraph essay in MLA format with proper citations

PrinceCharming: Um...

EmmaSwan: Just kidding about the essay thing, but give me something good

ReginaMills: *cracks knuckles* you ready for this?

EmmaSwan: This is going to be good

ReginaMills: I'm not going to bring Neal back for you! I don't CARE if you end up having relationship problems because of it, at least I'm bringing back the real Neal. But I also don't care if he causes no trouble at all because you would choose Hook a thousand times over. I am bringing Neal back for HENRY! And I am bringing him back for Gold and for all of those he befriended while he was alive. I don't care if your feelings get complicated once Neal is back, and I don't care if Hook's feelings get complicated either. I care that Henry gets his dad back and that Gold gets his son back and that you and Robin and Belle get your friend back! I care about those left fatherless and sonless when Neal died. I care about Henry, who no longer has a living dad and Gold, who no longer has a living son, all so your petty relationship could get going without interference. Gold and Henry have lost their FAMILY and all you care about is your feelings?! Henry is your son too, Miss Swan. I expected you to understand that. You know what it's like growing up without parents, would you really want your son to suffer the same fate when you KNOW it's half your fault his dad died in the first place?! You don't have to help me, heck, you can try and stop me if you'd like! But I am going to get Henry his father back and I am going to get Gold his son back because unlike you, I am thinking about more people than just myself.

EmmaSwan: Can I be the first to say wow?

EmmaSwan: That was amazing

LilyPage: I applaud your understanding of Neal's character 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

AugustBooth: So what was the point of that all?

EmmaSwan: Lily and I decided that we were tired of Captain Swan shippers thinking Neal's only role was to stop Captain Swan from happening

LilyPage: So we set it up so we could get someone to make a grand speech about how Neal is Henry's dad and Gold's son

EmmaSwan: And that they should not be left fatherless and sonless

LilyPage: Because there were many other ways to make Captain Swan happen without any SwanFire interference

EmmaSwan: They could have legit had me tell Neal I was in love with Killian and Neal be like, "Ok cool. As long as I can still see Henry, I'm all good."

LilyPage: But noooooo, A&E decided to MURDER Neal

EmmaSwan: And now most of the Captain Swan shippers think his only role in the show was to hinder their OTP

NealCassidy: I feel so loved right now guys YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

NealCassidy: YOU'RE SO MUCH NICER THAN ADAM AND EDDY

HenryMills: We love you, Dad, even if the Captain Swan shippers and A&E don't

NealCassidy: I love you too

HenryMills: Can we get dinner at Granny's and convince Elsa to make it snow a lot?

NealCassidy: Of course to the first thing and of course not to the second thing

HenryMills: That's good enough for me

~

Author's note: Sorry, but sometimes I just really miss Neal and really hate seeing a bunch of Captain Swan shippers saying they're glad he's dead and they hope he never comes back to OuaT simply because they're worried about their OTP (I am NOT saying all CS shippers feel the same way and Regina's speech was NOT aimed at anyone specific)
Also I obviously don't like any if the fandom's ship names for Zelena and Hades because I do not feel comfortable typing them out, so I'm just going to refer to them as HeckaWicked.