Direct Message from EmmaSwan to AliceInWobderland, AnnaOfArendelle, AugustBooth, BelleFrench, CaptainHook, CyrusTheGenie, DoctorWhale, ElsaOfArendelle, IceGuyKristoff, KingArthur, LiamJones, LilyPage, MissNimue, MrGold, PrinceCharming, RedRidingHood, RedQueen, ReginaMills, RobinOfLocksley, SnowWhite, SorcererMerlin, WickedWitchOfTheWest, WillScarlet

EmmaSwan: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

ReginaMills: Well this isn't going to end well

EmmaSwan: You know that TV show called Celebrity Wife Swap?

CaptainHook: Ugh

RobinOfLocksley: No

CaptainHook: Never watch it

LilyPage: I've heard of it but never seen it

EmmaSwan: Okay well then I'll explain

EmmaSwan: Celebrities swap wives!

ReginaMills: I never would have guessed

EmmaSwan: SO my idea was that we do something like that, just for one night

EmmaSwan: It will be called the STORYBROOKE TRUE LOVE SWAP!!!

SnowWhite: NO BUT I LOVE MY TRUE LOVE

LilyPage: That's kind of the entire point of a true love...

SnowWhite: ALSO YOU CAN'T BREAK UP OUTLAW QUEEN

WickedWitchOfTheWest: OR CAPTAIN SWAN

MissNimue: OR WICKEDKING

AnnaOfArendelle: OR MERLUE

RedRidingHood: OR RUMBELLE

MrGold: OR WOODENDRAGON

EmmaSwan: I know you all have ships and you all have true loves (which you seem less concerned about...) BUT it's only for one night! It'll be fun!! I have all of the guys' names in one bowl and all of the girl's in another

EmmaSwan: My parents and Henry can testify

LilyPage: Henry isn't even here

EmmaSwan: Shut up

ReginaMills: Let's just get this over with

EmmaSwan: First of all, the 12 couples we are beginning with are
Outlaw Queen
Snowing
Rumbelle
Captain Swan (obviously)
FrozenJewel
WoodenDragon
WickedKing
Merlue
Cylice
ScarletQueen (the Queen in that one is Anastasia, NOT Regina)
Kristanna
FrankenWolf

EmmaSwan: I was going to add in 😶👁, but Neal wouldn't let me 😔

ReginaMills: And are you ever actually going to draw names?

EmmaSwan: YES! The first couple is...

EmmaSwan: RUBY AND AUGUST!

RedRidingHood: Okay, I can do that

AugustBooth:I'm just glad I didn't get paired up with Zelena

ReginaMills: That's a good thing to be glad about

EmmaSwan: Next is ANNA AND DAVID

SnowWhite: DAVID NO

PrinceCharming: Can I refuse to participate?

AnnaOfArendelle: Nope! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!!!!!!!!

EmmaSwan: Our third couple is CYRUS AND BELLE

MrGold: 😪😪😪😪

BelleFrench: Don't worry, I still love you

MrGold: 😃😃😃😃

EmmaSwan: Fourth is ROBIN AND ELSA

SnowWhite: NO BUT OUTLAW QUEEN

ReginaMills: Chill out

SnowWhite: BUT HE'S YOUR SOULMATE

ReginaMills: I know

SnowWhite: ARE YOU NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SAD?!

ReginaMills: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not

SnowWhite: You are

ReginaMills: A little bit

EmmaSwan: Fifth is ALICE AND WILL

WillScarlet: Well if Ana had stayed evil and Cyrus was actually dead...

AliceInWonderland: It probably would have happened

RedQueen: But I'm good!

CyrusTheGenie: And I'm alive!

AliceInWonderland: So it didn't happen

EmmaSwan: Sixth is REGINA AND MERLIN

LilyPage: The Sorcerer and the Sorceress

LilyPage: How fitting

MissNimue: I think I like the Sorcerer and the first Dark One better...

ReginaMills: Same here

ReginaMills: Also, since when am I the Sorceress?

SorcererMerlin: Spoilers

ReginaMills: -.-

EmmaSwan: Seventh is MARY MARGARET AND DOCTOR WHALE

PrinceCharming: oH HECK TO THE NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED I'M LEAVING

[PrinceCharming has left the conversation]

[AnnaOfArendelle has added PrinceCharming]

AnnaOfArendelle: Come on, it'll be fine

SnowWhite: Yeah, it'll be fine

PrinceCharming: BUT HE...YOU...

DoctorWhale: WE WERE CURSED!

PrinceCharming: I DON'T CARE

EmmaSwan: MOVING ON NOW

EmmaSwan: Eighth is LILY AND ARTHUR

LilyPage: NOPE

KingArthur: Why

MissNimue: NO BUT WICKEDKING

EmmaSwan: Ninth is ME AND LIAM

LiamJones: HAHA

CaptainHook: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ReginaMills: So can Hook be paired with the floor?

CaptainHook: -,-

ReginaMills: It's -.-

CaptainHook: That's what I meant

EmmaSwan: Tenth is NIMUE AND KRISTOFF

IceGuyKristoff: I don't know how well this is going to work out...

AnnaOfArendelle: Don't worry, be HAPPY!!!!! 😃😊😃

MissNimue: Oh geez

EmmaSwan: Eleventh is ANASTASIA AND RUMPLE

RedQueen: Somebody save me

MrGold: ^^^^^^^

ReginaMills: Wait

EmmaSwan: ?

ReginaMills: There's only one pair left, right?

EmmaSwan: Yes...?

ReginaMills: HAHAHAHA I KNOW WHO IT IS

EmmaSwan: How?!

ReginaMills: Process of elimination

ReginaMills: So go on and read it ;)

EmmaSwan: Twelfth is...NO! HECK NO! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

PrinceCharming: ME TOO!!

CaptainHook: Who is it?!

ReginaMills: Go on and tell him

EmmaSwan: It's...

EmmaSwan: Killian

ReginaMills: And...?

EmmaSwan: ...and Zelena

PrinceCharming: HAHAHA IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES

ReginaMills: Maybe if you had done SwanFire and CaptainFloor, things would have turned out differently

EmmaSwan: Don't test me

ReginaMills: Do it for fun

EmmaSwan: It's your fault

ReginaMills: I take full responsibility for it

EmmaSwan: These are the results after I added in Neal and the floor to make SwanFire and CaptainFloor;
Elsa and Kristoff
Nimue and Arthur
Regina and Robin (*casually murders both of u*)
Belle and August
Alice and Merlin
Ana and Cyrus
Anna and Will
Me and Neal (don't be jelly, killy bear, he's my true love in this one anyways)
The floor and David
Mary Margaret and Rumple
Lily and Liam
Ruby and Whale (*also murders both of u*)
Zelena anD FREAKING HOOK IS THIS THING RIGGED

EmmaSwan: REGINA YOU RIGGED IT

ReginaMills: Sorry but yoU JUST THREATENED TO MURDER ME AND ROBIN????

RobinOfLocksley: Yeah I thought we got rid of the darkness?

EmmaSwan: 😈🔪

MissNimue: You can never FULLY get rid of the darkness

SorcererMerlin: Well I guess Hook, Emma, Belle, and I are screwed

BelleFrench: We can always start the Dark One Lovers' Support Group back up

ReginaMills: The floor was a Dark One?

ReginaMills: How did someone destroy it to take the darkness?

PrinceCharming: I beg A&E will find a way to destroy it once they find out CaptainFloor is a legitimate ship

ReginaMills: True

SorcererMerlin: Back to this, are we?

ReginaMills: Of course ;)

MissNimue: WhY aRe YoU fLiRtInG wItH mY BoYfRiEnD?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!

ReginaMills: We're doing the true love swap, remember?

EmmaSwan: NOPE THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WE ARE NOT DOING THAT

PrinceCharming: YES

AnnaOfArendelle: NO

EmmaSwan: Y'all can leave and go about your normal(ish) lives now if you want

EmmaSwan: Bye 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

[DoctorWhale and RedRidingHood have left the conversation]

SnowWhite: Aww look it's FrankenWolf

[WillScarlet and RedQueen have left the conversation]

AnnaOfArendelle: Aww look it's ScarletQueen

[AliceInWonderland and CyrusTheGenie have left the conversation]

EmmaSwan: Aww look it's Cylice

ReginaMills: Stop

SnowWhite: But why?

ReginaMills: Because it's annoying

SnowWhite: :(

ReginaMills: :)

[LilyPage and AugustBooth have left the conversation]

ReginaMills: gOLD I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU SAY HOW CUTE WOODENDRAGON IS

MrGold: Fine then

[MrGold has left the conversation]

RobinOfLocksley: Regina!

ReginaMills: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RobinOfLocksley: Why is your temper flaring so much?

ReginaMills: Probably because I need about 272042404 more hours of sleep

ReginaMills: I have a very unhealthy lifestyle

RobinOfLocksley: We should probably try to fix that

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Nah

KingArthur: Zelena!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EmmaSwan: Wow I NEVER would have guessed they were sisters

MissNimue: Aww WickedKing

SnowWhite: Aww Outlaw Queen

[ReginaMills and WickedWitchOfTheWest have left the conversation]

RobinOfLocksley: I should probably go check on Regina

KingArthur: And I should probably go check on Zelena

[RobinOfLocksley and KingArthur have left the conversation]

SnowWhite: Aww Outlaw Queen

MissNimue: Aww WickedKing

ElsaOfArendelle: Regina's right, you guys are kinda annoying

SnowWhite: :(

MissNimue: :(

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EmmaSwan: OOH LIAM, KILLY, ELSA, AND I ARE GOING TO WATCH MORE GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!

[EmmaSwan has left the conversation]

LiamJones: We are?

CaptainHook: I guess so

[CaptainHook and LiamJones have left the conversation]

BelleFrench: Welp

BelleFrench: I hope next time someone has an idea, it actually works out

SnowWhite: Agreed

BelleFrench: Until next time

SnowWhite: Bye!

BelleFrench: Goodbye

[BelleFrench has left the conversation]