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SnowWhite: YASSSSS

HenryMills: I have one thing to say

HenryMills: Regina is a wonderful mom

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Well I don't like her

ReginaMills: Don't worry, I don't like you either

PrinceCharming: I have on thing to say

PrinceCharming: I would never give that pirate permission to marry my daughter

EmmaSwan: It's not like you asked Leopold permission to marry Mom

PrinceCharming: Maybe because he was DEAD *glares at Regina*

ReginaMills: Sidney killed him, not me!

SidneyGlass: Because you asked me to!

ReginaMills: And because you thought I loved you, you were willing to do anything for me

SnowWhite: Don't worry, Emma, I'll give Hook my blessing for you two to get married

QueenOfHearts: Well if that's how it works, I will never allow Regina and Robin to get married

RobinOfLockskey: Sorry, but why would I ask the person who MURDERED Regina's fiance?

QueenOfHearts: Because I'm her mother!!!

RobinOfLocksley: Maybe you should start acting like it

QueenOfHearts: This is why I don't approve of you

ReginaMills: Yeah, I don't think that's the only reason

QueenOfHearts: Well no, but at least I can add that to the list

SnowWhite: What if I go to the Underworld and rip that list up

QueenOfHearts: I have seven paper copies, twelve Google docs, seventeen notes in my phone, and fourteen notes in my old phone

SnowWhite: Anyone here have good computer hacking skills?

NimueShipsWickedKing: If I could use magic

ReginaMills: Don't be a Hook please

CaptainHook: Still not over me letting Zelena out?

ReginaMills: Never

CaptainHook: Good to know

BraveMerida: I'm really confused

BraveMerida: Why does Rudolph the reindeer have a red rose?

HenryMills: You have to hear the song!!!

ReginaMills: No please

ReginaMills: No Christmas songs until there's snow on the ground

HenryMills: Deal

HenryMills: @ SnowQueen INGRID I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP

ReginaMills: That is cheating

ReginaMills: Don't take shortcuts in life; you'll end up eating each other

EmmaSwan: Life advice from the former Evil Queen

ReginaMills: Have you ever heard the story of the Donner Party?

EmmaSwan: MY GODS REGINA NO

CaptainHook: Do I want to know?

EmmaSwan: NO NO YOU DO NOT

EmmaSwan: THAT DAY OF SOCIAL STUDIES SCARRED ME FOR LIFE

RobinOfLocksley: I am super confused

LilyPage: Trust me, you do NOT want to know

HenryMills: ^^^^^

PrinceCharming: What could possibly be that bad?

EmmaSwan: The story of the Donner Party

BraveMerida: DO NOT GOOGLE THE DONNER PARTY PLEASE I BEG YOU

EmmaSwan: WHY WOULD YOU GOOGLE THEM?!

BraveMerida: I WAS CURIOUS

BelleFrench: Regina, how do you even know about the Donner Party?

ReginaMills: I got bored one day and next thing you know, I'm reading about the Donner Party

EmmaSwan: Can't say I'm surprised

HenryMills: Can we, like, go back to talking about happy, non-life-scarring-things now?

BraveMerida: Yes please

EmmaSwan: 🌈RAINBOWS!!🌈 🦄UNICORNS!!🦄 ✨SPARKLES!!✨

ReginaMills: And to think that less than a week ago, you were the Dark One...

EmmaSwan: 😃😃HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE!!!😃😃

ReginaMills: Alright so I'm going to leave because this is going to get real annoying real fast

RobinOfLocksley: You know what's really annoying?

HenryMills: CAILLOU

HenryMills: AND SUPER WHY

RobinOfLocksley: Yes

RobinOfLocksley: I don't even know who introduced Roland to those shows

EmmaSwan: Heh.....hey Robin.....have I mentioned how beautiful your eyes are...?

CaptainHook: You shouldn't have said anything

EmmaSwan: Too late now

EmmaSwan: Try introducing him to Blue's Clues and Dragon Tales and Veggie Tales and Curious George

HenryMills: Yes please those are far less annoying

HenryMills: HEY MOM!!!

EmmaSwan: What?

HenryMills: You know what hasn't been on TV this year yet???

EmmaSwan: A VERY MONKEY CHRISTMAS

CaptainHook: I won't even ask

ReginaMills: It's best not to

HenryMills: DOES NETFLIX HAVE IT?!

EmmaSwan: MAYBE

EmmaSwan: YES IT DOES COME OVER TO MY HOUSE HENRY

HenryMills: ON MY WAY

CaptainHook: Guess I get to find out what A Very Monkey Christmas is

ReginaMills: It's a Curious George Christmas special that came out several years ago. It usually plays the morning of the day before Thanksgiving, but it was replaced by the Wild Kratts Christmas special this year

ReginaMills: Henry told me all about it

SnowWhite: Wait I thought Curious George was a kid's show?

SnowWhite: As in the target audience is 3- to 7-year-olds

ReginaMills: Oh it is

ReginaMills: Don't ask me why Henry and Emma feel the need to watch the Christmas special

ReginaMills: Maybe they're both secretly 5-year-olds

CaptainHook: Probably

ReginaMills: Sometimes, I think you're secretly a 5-year-old as well

CaptainHook: Maybe I am

ReginaMills: Why do I even trust my son with you two?

HenryMills: Good question

EmmaSwan: Because if it were a life or death matter, I would do the right thing

ReginaMills: Unless it's death my sugar high

EmmaSwan: ......

EmmaSwan: But sugar!

ReginaMills: Okay, Buddy

EmmaSwan: We should watch Elf after A Very Monkey Christmas!

HenryMills: OKAY

EmmaSwan: Looks like we got the night all planned out

CaptainHook: Looks like I have my night all planned out

RobinOfLocksley: Good luck, mate

CaptainHook: Thanks, I'll probably need it