Rumple's First Post

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MrGold: @ MissDarkSwan I understand why you stole your boyfriend's phone and took selfies on it. It's quite fun to do

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MissDarkSwan: It really is though

DarkOneNimue: See, I'm not the only one who hacks Instagram accounts!

MrGold: But you ARE the only one who does it from your own phone

WickedWitchOfTheWest: And you're the only one who ships WickedKing

BelleFrench: Belle, give me my phone back!

MrGold: You'll never find me!

BelleFrench: You're in the library

MrGold: ........

MrGold: Time to see if I can get service in the tunnels underneath the library

DarkOneNimue: It's just a phone

MrGold: You know how it feels to be on someone else's account

DarkOneNimue: Well yeah, but I do it from my own phone

DarkOneNimue: You're an amateur hacker

MrGold: But I don't have magic

RedRidingHood: You mean you've been using magic to hack accounts this whole time?

DarkOneNimue: Duh

RedRidingHood: Well, I guess that makes sense. You probably feel like a coward without it. I bet all Dark Ones are the same

MrGold: BUUUUURRRRRNNN

BelleFrench: :(

MrGold: Sorry

RedRidingHood: So you DO have service in the tunnels?

MrGold: No idea, I just left the library

BelleFrench: Ugh well I bet you're somewhere with Merida

BraveMerida: You are correct, Rumple Bumple

MrGold: But I'm not saying where we're at

BelleFrench: Fine, I'll just eat lunch at Granny's myself

BelleFrench: In five minutes

BelleFrench: I'll have a hamburger

BelleFrench: All by myself

MrGold: ................

RedRidingHood: She left, didn't she?

BraveMerida: Yup

TheSeer: Beware

RedRidingHood: Okay I'm going to pretend that wasn't extremely terrifying ask why?

TheSeer: BEWARE

RedRidingHood: I'm leaving

BelleFrench: Hey guys I have my own phone again

BelleFrench: Woah, what's up, Seer?

TheSeer: She's returning

BelleFrench: Who?

DarkOneNimue: I AM RETURNING MWAHAHAHA

BelleFrench: Really?

DarkOneNimue: No, I have know idea what this Seer lady is talking about

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait if Belle has her phone back, doesn't Gold have his?

BraveMerida: No, I have it

MrGold: Hello

BraveMerida: Wait how did you get past the passcode?

BraveMerida: It's 4-6-5-3

BraveMerida: The letters spell out G-O-L-D

BelleFrench: Rumple really needs a better password than that

BraveMerida: CAN I CHANGE IT?!

BelleFrench: NO

BraveMerida: Ugh fine

RedRidingHood: Okay I'm back I want to know what the Seer is talking about

TheSeer: SHE IS RETURNING

BraveMerida: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

RedRidingHood: OOOH OOOH MAYBE SHE MEANS ME AND MULAN

BelleFrench: *Mulan and I

RedRidingHood: Whatever

MulanTheWarrior: But the Seer said 'SHE' is returning. There's two of us, Ruby

RedRidingHood: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

MulanTheWarrior: Okay

SnowWhite: Maybe she's talking about some other dead person who we're going to meet in the Underworld?

MissDarkSwan: Awwww but it can't be Neal or Graham because they're not 'she's

SnowWhite: Maybe it's Milah?

BraveMerida: Is she a villain?

SnowWhite: She might be when she sees both Hook and Gold happy with another woman

RedRidingHood: Good point

BelleFrench: MAYBE IT'S INGRID SHE WAS A VILLAIN

SnowWhite: AND she won't try to kill us all because she had a change of heart at the end!

BelleFrench: Okay that seems to good to be true it's gotta be someone else

MulanTheWarrior: We could always just wait and see which dead person posts a selfie with the caption, "GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. I AM BACK, TELL A FRIEND."

RedRidingHood: Hey that was our idea!

MulanTheWarrior: Have you not noticed that everyone's been stealing it?

RedRidingHood: Ugh whatever

RedRidingHood: I'm going to go hang out with my boyfriend

WickedWitchOfTheWest: LALALALALAAAAAA

BelleFrench: I'm not even going to ask

WickedWitchOfTheWest: LA DEE DA DEE DOOOOOOOOO

BraveMerida: What the actual heck?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BelleFrench: Just slowly back away...

WickedWitchOfTheWest: OBTAAHNOUTWAHK USS LALALALAAAAA

BraveMerida: Okay I'm leaving

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