Rumple's First Post
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MrGold: @ MissDarkSwan I understand why you stole your boyfriend's phone and took selfies on it. It's quite fun to do
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MissDarkSwan: It really is though
DarkOneNimue: See, I'm not the only one who hacks Instagram accounts!
MrGold: But you ARE the only one who does it from your own phone
WickedWitchOfTheWest: And you're the only one who ships WickedKing
BelleFrench: Belle, give me my phone back!
MrGold: You'll never find me!
BelleFrench: You're in the library
MrGold: ........
MrGold: Time to see if I can get service in the tunnels underneath the library
DarkOneNimue: It's just a phone
MrGold: You know how it feels to be on someone else's account
DarkOneNimue: Well yeah, but I do it from my own phone
DarkOneNimue: You're an amateur hacker
MrGold: But I don't have magic
RedRidingHood: You mean you've been using magic to hack accounts this whole time?
DarkOneNimue: Duh
RedRidingHood: Well, I guess that makes sense. You probably feel like a coward without it. I bet all Dark Ones are the same
MrGold: BUUUUURRRRRNNN
BelleFrench: :(
MrGold: Sorry
RedRidingHood: So you DO have service in the tunnels?
MrGold: No idea, I just left the library
BelleFrench: Ugh well I bet you're somewhere with Merida
BraveMerida: You are correct, Rumple Bumple
MrGold: But I'm not saying where we're at
BelleFrench: Fine, I'll just eat lunch at Granny's myself
BelleFrench: In five minutes
BelleFrench: I'll have a hamburger
BelleFrench: All by myself
MrGold: ................
RedRidingHood: She left, didn't she?
BraveMerida: Yup
TheSeer: Beware
RedRidingHood: Okay I'm going to pretend that wasn't extremely terrifying ask why?
TheSeer: BEWARE
RedRidingHood: I'm leaving
BelleFrench: Hey guys I have my own phone again
BelleFrench: Woah, what's up, Seer?
TheSeer: She's returning
BelleFrench: Who?
DarkOneNimue: I AM RETURNING MWAHAHAHA
BelleFrench: Really?
DarkOneNimue: No, I have know idea what this Seer lady is talking about
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait if Belle has her phone back, doesn't Gold have his?
BraveMerida: No, I have it
MrGold: Hello
BraveMerida: Wait how did you get past the passcode?
BraveMerida: It's 4-6-5-3
BraveMerida: The letters spell out G-O-L-D
BelleFrench: Rumple really needs a better password than that
BraveMerida: CAN I CHANGE IT?!
BelleFrench: NO
BraveMerida: Ugh fine
RedRidingHood: Okay I'm back I want to know what the Seer is talking about
TheSeer: SHE IS RETURNING
BraveMerida: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
RedRidingHood: OOOH OOOH MAYBE SHE MEANS ME AND MULAN
BelleFrench: *Mulan and I
RedRidingHood: Whatever
MulanTheWarrior: But the Seer said 'SHE' is returning. There's two of us, Ruby
RedRidingHood: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
MulanTheWarrior: Okay
SnowWhite: Maybe she's talking about some other dead person who we're going to meet in the Underworld?
MissDarkSwan: Awwww but it can't be Neal or Graham because they're not 'she's
SnowWhite: Maybe it's Milah?
BraveMerida: Is she a villain?
SnowWhite: She might be when she sees both Hook and Gold happy with another woman
RedRidingHood: Good point
BelleFrench: MAYBE IT'S INGRID SHE WAS A VILLAIN
SnowWhite: AND she won't try to kill us all because she had a change of heart at the end!
BelleFrench: Okay that seems to good to be true it's gotta be someone else
MulanTheWarrior: We could always just wait and see which dead person posts a selfie with the caption, "GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. I AM BACK, TELL A FRIEND."
RedRidingHood: Hey that was our idea!
MulanTheWarrior: Have you not noticed that everyone's been stealing it?
RedRidingHood: Ugh whatever
RedRidingHood: I'm going to go hang out with my boyfriend
WickedWitchOfTheWest: LALALALALAAAAAA
BelleFrench: I'm not even going to ask
WickedWitchOfTheWest: LA DEE DA DEE DOOOOOOOOO
BraveMerida: What the actual heck?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BelleFrench: Just slowly back away...
WickedWitchOfTheWest: OBTAAHNOUTWAHK USS LALALALAAAAA
BraveMerida: Okay I'm leaving
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