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RobinOfLocksley: Happy birthday to my beautiful soulmate 💘🍎

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HenryMills: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!!!

EmmaSwan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REGINA!!!

ReginaMills: Oh yeah, my birthday is today

SnowWhite: How do you forget about your birthday?

ReginaMills: I don't know

ReginaMills: I'm like 82 now why would I care about my birthday?

SnowWhite: You're not 82!

ReginaMills: Then how old am I?

SnowWhite: Well you were about 18 when you married my dad, and I was about 18 when you became the Evil Queen, so that would mean you were 26ish. I was on the run for a year and a half and then I was queen for two and a half years, which means you were 30 when you cast the Dark Curse. It was broke 28 years later, making you 58 when it was broke and it's been broke for what, two years now? Three years? So you're either 60 or 61, not 82!

ReginaMills: That makes you either 52 or 53

ReginaMills: Wow, I'm getting old

EmmaSwan: You're only 60!

ReginaMills: Says the 30-year-old

EmmaSwan: At least you're not as old as my boyfriend

ReginaMills: Which one? Neal or Hook?

EmmaSwan: Yes

CaptainHook: I am only 200ish!

NealCassidy: And I'm only 190ish!

EmmaSwan: Normal people do not live that long!

PrinceCharming: So if the pirate is supposed to be dead, why did we save him?

ReginaMills: So he can be with his true love again

PrinceCharming: DON'T JOIN THE DARK SIDE, REGINA!!

ReginaMills: Dude, I meant the floor

PrinceCharming: Oh

PrinceCharming: In that case, CAPTAINFLOOR FOREVER!!!!

SnowWhite: Hey Regina, this is totally off topic, but what is your favorite flavor of cake?

ReginaMills: Um...probably chocolate

RobinOfLocksley: I told you!

EmmaSwan: Never doubt someone when they tell you something about their soulmate

SnowWhite: I just wanted to be sure everything was perfect!

ReginaMills: Perfect for what?

SnowWhite: Nothing!

SnowWhite: Nothing at all

ReginaMills: Yeah, I don't believe that

SnowWhite: That's okay

BelleFrench: WE HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME QUEEN'S CLUB MEETING IN THREE HOURS!!!

SleepingBeauty: Where at?

SnowWhite: My place

SnowWhite: I'm kicking David out for a few hours

SleepingBeauty: Sounds good

RedQueen: And the best part is I convinced the White Rabbit to make a portal to Storybrooke so Alice, Cyrus, and I are going to be in Storybrooke!

WillScarlet: YAY

AnnaOfArendelle: ScarletQueen reunion 💕💕💕💕

WillScarlet: Oh no

ReginaMills: Good luck

KingArthur: You'll need it

BraveMerida: BELLE

BelleFrench: Yeah?

BraveMerida: Can you make some of those buckeye things for the meeting?

ReginaMills: YES

BelleFrench: Okay!

BelleFrench: RUMPLE BUMPLE I'M GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY MORE CHOCOLATE

MrGold: Don't die

BelleFrench: I'll try not to

RedRidingHood: Relationship goals

RedRidingHood: @ DoctorWhale take notes

DoctorWhale: Um....

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ew it's you

RedRidingHood: DON'T INSULT MY BOYFRIEND

MulanTheWarrior: Yeah, it's not a good idea

ReginaMills: Zelena NEVER has good ideas

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Hey!

EmmaSwan: Well she's not wrong

WickedWitchOfTheWest: -.-

SnowWhite: RANDOM QUESTION TIME: What are your top baby names? (one boy name, one girl name)

EmmaSwan: Is there something you're not telling us?

SnowWhite: I'm not pregnant!

SnowWhite: But the random name generator I use isn't working

EmmaSwan: Okay

EmmaSwan: Um... Alex for a girl and Conner for a boy

ReginaMills: Eve for a girl and Flynn for a boy

RobinOfLocksley: Of course

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Fruitsnackia or Percafrazeiperasoneobeth for a girl and Blurryface for a boy

CaptainHook: Colin for a boy and Colleen for a girl

ReginaMills: Wow you're so creative

CaptainHook: Thanks!

CaptainHook: Wait, was that sarcasm?

ReginaMills: Maybe

BelleFrench: Sophie for a girl and Benjamin for a boy

NealCassidy: Grace for a girl and Noah for a boy

PrinceCharming: Clara for a girl and Matt for a boy

ReginaMills: Or Peter for a boy

PrinceCharming: Or Peter

RobinOfLocksley: Christina or Megan for a girl and Lucas for a boy

KingArthur: Emily for a girl and Michael for a boy

BelleFrench: Thank you all!

MrGold: Wait

MrGold: Didn't Snow ask for the names?

BelleFrench: ...She told me to say thanks

NealCassidy: You sure about that?

BelleFrench: Of course!

NealCassidy: Mmm-hmmm

NealCassidy: 🐸☕️

BelleFrench: 😒😒

ReginaMills: The fact that Gold is still oblivious 😂😂😂

BelleFrench: True 😂😂😂

MrGold: Oblivious to what?!

BelleFrench: Exactly

MrGold: 😔😔😔

BelleFrench: I'll tell you after hiatus ends

MrGold: Okay

BelleFrench: I'M ALMOST BACK FROM THE STORE!!

MrGold: DON'T INSTAGRAM AND DRIVE!!!

BelleFrench: Sorry

RedRidingHood: Still relationship goals

ReginaMills: Agreed

SnowWhite: But you and Robin are already relationship goals

ReginaMills: Nah

SnowWhite: Yah

BelleFrench: TIME TO MAKE BUCKEYES!!!

ReginaMills: YAY

EmmaSwan: gUYS THE SUPER BOWL IS THIS SUNDAY

EmmaSwan: HOOK AND I ARE HAVING A PARTY AT MY PLACE

LilyPage: Or if you're rooting for the right team, you can watch with August, my mom, and I

EmmaSwan: 😒

LilyPage: 😎

MrGold: WOODENDRAGON!!!!!

LilyPage: You are not invited

MrGold: That's okay, I was already invited to Emma's party

EmmaSwan: Yeah, because in the Charming-Mills-Hood-Jones-Gold-Swan family, we root for the Panthers!

LilyPage: So THAT'S why you guys are all insane!

LilyPage: My life makes so much more sense now!

ReginaMills: Alright guys, break it up

EmmaSwan: Who are YOU rooting for?

ReginaMills: Whichever company has the funniest commercial

HenryMills: Come on, Mom! I can't be the only one at Mom's (Emma's) party who is rooting for the Broncos!

EmmaSwan: You are no longer my son

NealCassidy: Harsh

EmmaSwan: Football is war

ReginaMills: And that is why I just stick around for the commercials

CaptainHook: But commercials are boring

CaptainHook: That's why Emma and I watch Netflix!

HenryMills: NETFLIX TOOK DOWN DOCTOR WHO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

GraceHatter: Same

BelleFrench: THEY DID?!

BelleFrench: NOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HenryMills: Let's go on strike!

EmmaSwan: Yeah that would make a big difference if we didn't all share MY Netflix account!

HenryMills: ........

EmmaSwan: Sometimes I enjoy seeing what other people are watching

EmmaSwan: Belle and Gold like watching cooking shows

EmmaSwan: Regina and Robin like(d) watching Doctor Who

ReginaMills: 😢😢😢

EmmaSwan: Henry watched How to Train You Dragon 2 back in December

ReginaMills: You and Hook are in the middle of watching Grey's Anatomy

EmmaSwan: So?

EmmaSwan: Lily and August watch an awful lot of Sherlock

EmmaSwan: My parents watched all of Lost and then watched it all again

EmmaSwan: And the group of our dead friends watch a ton of the Walking Dead

EmmaSwan: ...Maybe we should be concerned about that

NealCassidy: It's a good show!

PirateMilah: It really is!

EmmaSwan: And it has nothing to do with the fact that you're dead and could potentially become zombies someday?

PirateMilah: No

NealCassidy: Maybe

SnowWhite: HEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE TAQC MEETING!

HenryMills: Is celebrating something considered an art?

EmmaSwan: What?

HenryMills: I love the weekend because I feel like I'm Finally Free

NealCassidy: What did you do to our son?

EmmaSwan: I don't know, ask Regina!

ReginaMills: I didn't do anything!

HenryMills: Storybrooke needs a lighthouse

EmmaSwan: ????????

HenryMills: We are so much More Than Conquerers

EmmaSwan: I am legitimately concerned right now

HenryMills: You know what is the best emotion from Inside Out? Joy!

EmmaSwan: HENRY CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

HenryMills: I can hear you Immeasurably More than you think I can

EmmaSwan: Okay I'm just going to let Regina deal with this

ReginaMills: But it's my birthday!

HenryMills: And the candles on your birthday cake will Burn Like A Star

ReginaMills: ???

HenryMills: Having the most resilient heart mean that the Strength Of Your Heart is greater than the rest of ours

NealCassidy: Why are you capitalizing some of the words?

HenryMills: Because, for the sake of Simplicity, they are titles

EmmaSwan: Titles of what?!

HenryMills: All That I Am

EmmaSwan: ❓❔❓❔❓❔❓❔

HenryMills: They're song titles!

EmmaSwan: OH!

EmmaSwan: Who sings them?

HenryMills: Rend Collective

EmmaSwan: Coolio

EmmaSwan: OH I GOTTA GO TO THE STORE BYE GUYS

HenryMills: Adios

MrGold: I thought you were taking German?

HenryMills: I am

MrGold: Okay