Robin's Fourth Post
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SnowWhite: I WAS SO SCARED FOR YOU GUYS I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH OKAY
WickedWitchOfTheWest: What happened?
SnowWhite: Robin got attacked by some monster thing and it carried him away and finally set him down by the lake and Regina made it try to take her life instead of Robin's, but David, Leroy, Arthur, and I did a Guardians of the Galaxy type thing and then it left
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why do I miss all of the good stuff?
SnowWhite: And then Regina rushed over to Robin and kissed him and it was super cute 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Never mind, I'm glad I wasn't there
BelleFrench: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO DO THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY THING?!?!?
ReginaMills: Why didn't you come with me after you told me about the fury?
BelleFrench: Because you told me you were going to Emma's house to complain to her
ReginaMills: OH YEAH
SnowWhite: Wait you went to Belle instead of the hospital?
ReginaMills: No, I stopped by the hospital first
ReginaMills: Then I left
SnowWhite: Regina!
ReginaMills: I wasn't going to sit around doing nothing!
SnowWhite: Ughghhh
HenryMills: 🎶HOOKED ON A FEELING🎶
BelleFrench: YES
ReginaMills: Hey Henry, who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
HenryMills: ...Crap
HenryMills: Violet
ReginaMills: So the Seer was right?
HenryMills: Apparently
HenryMills: I mean, not yet. I only talked to Violet once
HenryMills: And I played a song on the jukebox for her because she wanted to know what it was
ReginaMills: So she's from Camelot, but who is she?
HenryMills: Idk
HenryMills: I think I talked to her during the missing six weeks though because when the song started and I told her the music of this world could take some getting used to, she said, 'It's just...I feel like I've heard this before'
RobinOfLocksley: Well you probably did
ReginaMills: Like after the missing year, when there were a lot of parallels we couldn't remember
RobinOfLocksley: Heck, you probably introduced yourself in the same way
ReginaMills: Probably
ReginaMills: I think we have more subconscious memories from forgotten times than we realize
ReginaMills: For instance, I spun around when I turned Sneezy back to a human because the song was playing at that point, and I don't even know how to dance...?
RobinOfLocksley: How do you not know how to dance?
ReginaMills: Never learned
ReginaMills: Well maybe I learned in the missing six weeks
RobinOfLocksley: Maybe there was a ball
PercivalTheKnight: Of course there was a ball!
KingArthur: Percival?
ReginaMills: Wait you remember?
PercivalTheKnight: Yes, it is I, Percival!
KingArthur: You remember?!
PercivalTheKnight: Well I died, so my memories weren't erased
ReginaMills: Oh, so you answer Arthur, but not me?
ReginaMills: Woah wait Arthur?! How long have you had an instagram?
KingArthur: Henry showed us how to make one yesterday
KingArthur: Before the fury attacked Robin, obviously
PercivalTheKnight: Why do I miss all of the good stuff?
ReginaMills: I get Zelena saying that, but what do you have against Robin?
PercivalTheKnight: I'm just mad that he lived and I didn't
ReginaMills: YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM?! WELL NO WONDER YOU DIED!
SnowWhite: Wait go back to that ball you mentioned
SnowWhite: Did Regina and Robin dance?
PercivalTheKnight: Yes
SnowWhite: AND I CAN'T REMEMBER?! WHY MUST THE DARK SWAN BE SO CRUEL?!
MissDarkSwan: You're right, that's the reason I cast this curse. So you wouldn't be able to remember your OTP dancing
PrinceCharming: Can you connect the dots about what you trying to kill Robin has to do with the ball?
PercivalTheKnight: Well, originally, I was just going to kill Regina
RobinOfLocksley: No wonder I almost died!
PercivalTheKnight: Sorry I didn't expect the Evil Queen to have a...wait are you two married or dating? I don't even know anymore
RobinOfLocksley: *former Evil Queen
SnowWhite: They're married
ReginaMills: We're dating
PercivalTheKnight: ........Anyways, I was dancing with Regina and told her the story of a little boy (aka me bc I'm super self-centered) who came back to his village only to see it burnt to the ground and then an angel of death (aka the Evil Queen) smiled at him. The I pulled out a sword, and Regina backed away and Robin came out of nowhere and TACKLED ME!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT?!!?!?
SnowWhite: Yes
ReginaMills: Obviously
RobinOfLocksley: Did you expect me to just sit back and watch you murder my soul mate?
PercivalTheKnight: .........
PercivalTheKnight: And so I managed to stab Robin, but then your precious Prince Charming came out of nowhere and jabbed a sword into my stomach
ReginaMills: MY precious Prince Charming? I don't have a Prince Charming
PercivalTheKnight: I saw you dancing with him before the ball
ReginaMills: ????????? How and why are you such a stalker??????
PercivalTheKnight: I gave you a necklace that allowed me to spy on you
SnowWhite: Wait Regina you said you couldn't dance, right?
ReginaMills: Well I couldn't before we went to Camelot
SnowWhite: David must have been teaching you!
RobinOfLocksley: Wait so if Percival stabbed me, then how come he died and I didn't?
SnowWhite: The power of true love saved the day!!!
ReginaMills: Someone must have used magic to heal him, and that's why the fury came after him!
MissDarkSwan: Congratulations, it only took the help of a dead guy who tried to kill you for you to figure it out
ReginaMills: But if I had saved Robin, my magic wouldn't have come with a price that steep. There's only one person's magic that comes with that sort of price
SnowWhite: ??????
ReginaMills: The Dark One's
SnowWhite: Why was it Emma who saved Robin and not you?
PercivalTheKnight: The sword I used was enchanted to kill Regina, so her magic wouldn't have worked
SnowWhite: No wonder Rumple made so many deals!
SnowWhite: Emma, you should have just picked a less steep price
MissDarkSwan: I was young and naïve and didn't think there would be a price because I was the savior
ReginaMills: Wow
ReginaMills: But you must have liked the dark magic, because you MUST have kissed Killian at least once during the missing six weeks, and here you are as the full on Dark Swan
BelleFrench: Good point
ReginaMills: See, if I had become the Dark One, we wouldn't have this problem
SnowWhite: Regina! Don't say that!
ReginaMills: No, I'm serious! One kiss from Robin, and the darkness would be gone! I don't want to go back into that pit of hopelessness
RobinOfLocksley: That's a really good point
CaptainHook: Maybe that's why Emma was transported somewhere else. The darkness wanted to survive
ReginaMills: So I would have been even harder to find, because of the darkness's survival instinct?
CaptainHook: Yes! But if someone who wanted the darkness (like Zelena) had become the Dark One, she might not have been transported away because a true love's kiss never would have worked, even if she did have a true love
MissDarkSwan: Wait Regina did you reference Doctor Who?
ReginaMills: Good to see the old you isn't entirely gone
HenryMills: MOM WE MISSED SIX WEEKS WORTH OF DOCTOR WHO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReginaMills: THAT'S SIX EPISODES
MissDarkSwan: Another reason why I cast this curse; so you would miss six week's worth of Doctor Who. Ha!
ReginaMills: THAT DOES IT
ReginaMills: True love's kiss can break any curse, so what true love will break this curse?
HenryMills: Maybe it's me and someone else, because I've always seemed to be part of a curse being broken
ReginaMills: Maybe it's either Grace or Violet....
ReginaMills: But which one is your true love?
HenryMills: I don't even know anymore
MissDarkSwan: Didn't you hear me? I made this curse without a savior!
ReginaMills: Snow didn't make a savior for her curse, but we still broke it
CaptainHook: But she didn't cast the dark curse!
CaptainHook: She would have had to sacrifice the heart of the thing she loved most, and both Henry and I are here
ReginaMills: BELLE!
BelleFrench: Meet me in Rumple's shop, I'll start looking through books for stuff
MissDarkSwan: Someday, Gold's shop won't help a problem you have
MissDarkSwan: Someday.........
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Author's note: The edit in the multimedia was made by @ fictionallyspeakingg on instagram, all credit goes to them.
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