Robin's Eighth Post

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RobinOfLocksley: 🏹🍎

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ReginaOfLocksley: 😘

SnowWhite: OUTLAW QUEEN *heavy breathing*

RedRidingHood: Same, Snow

HenryMills: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU ALL

RedRidingHood: Bring it on

HenryMills: What is the weirdest/most random thing you have ever done? Say the first thing that comes to mind

EmmaSwan: I PLAYED UNO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO CRASHED INTO A FIRETRUCK

RedRidingHood: I ate my boyfriend

ReginaOfLocksley: I got banned from a Minecraft server

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I cut my hand off!!!

KingArthur: I fell for that idiot ^^^

MissNimue: I DIED 17 TIMES BECAUSE OF WICKEDKING

SnowWhite: I killed Robin off 3 times within 5 chapters of a fan fiction

ReginaOfLocksley: Sorry WHAT?!

SnowWhite: I did it for the Outlaw Queen 💕💕💕

ReginaOfLocksley: I hope you never make me read this fan fiction

LilyPage: I was taught eighth grade science by someone who had been arrested

CaptainHook: I got into a popcorn fight

NealCassidy: Emma and I threw snowballs at random strangers

EmmaSwan: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!

LilyPage: Can I ask why, Henry?

HenryMills: Because I'm bored

HenryMills: Also, Mom, you got banned from a Minecraft server?

ReginaOfLocksley: Um....

HenryMills: What did you do?

ReginaOfLocksley: Insulted a VIP because they were being a jerk

EmmaSwan: Life goals

RobinOfLocksley: Don't encourage her

AugustBooth: Is no one going to talk about how a CRIMINAL taught Lily science in eighth grade?

HenryMills: Life goals

EmmaSwan: Your mom is a criminal, Henry

HenryMills: Which one?

NealCassidy: Both of them

RobinOfLocksley: That's FORMER criminal to you

ReginaOfLocksley: I was the Queen, not a criminal

SnowWhite: And what about after I became Queen?

ReginaOfLocksley: .......

SnowWhite: You're a former criminal

ReginaOfLocksley: Fine

EmmaSwan: I was never a criminal!

NealCassidy: WE WERE THIEVES FOR LIKE TWO YEARS

EmmaSwan: Shhh I don't talk about that

ReginaOfLocksley: Former criminal

EmmaSwan: Okay, so we're both former criminals, but so were Killian and Robin

RobinOfLocksley: At least I was a criminal for the right reasons

ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor shouldn't really be considered a criminal

BelleFrench: Maybe you should ask the Sheriff of Nottingham about that

ReginaOfLocksley: Ew him

RobinOfLocksley: No one likes him

QueenOfHearts: I LIKED HIM

ReginaOfLocksley: Ew you

RobinOfLocksley: No one likes you

QueenOfHearts: Yeah, well no one likes you either

BelleFrench: Maybe you should ask Regina about that

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ew her

ReginaOfLocksley: Ew you

RobinOfLocksley: No one likes you

WickedWitchOfThWest: Arthur does ;)

ReginaOfLocksley: Not for long ;)

MissNimue: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

ReginaOfLocksley: Why not?

MissNimue: I now understand why you got banned from a Minecraft server

NealCassidy: ...Do you even know what a Minecraft server is?

MissNimue: No, but I would ban Regina from one anyways

ReginaOfLocksley: Wow thanks

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I thought you were gonna call her rude

EmmaSwan: Oh yes

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Wait

EmmaSwan: 🎶Why you gotta be so ru-ude?🎶

NealCassidy: 🎶Don't you know I'm human too-oo?🎶

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NOOOOOOO

ReginaOfLocksley: I laugh at your pain

WickedWitchOfTheWest: EMMA WHY

EmmaSwan: I don't aim to please anyone but myself

ReginaOfLocksley: Life goals

EmmaSwan: And I, too, laugh at your pain, Zelena

WickedWitchOfTheWest: 😔

ReginaOfLocksley: The only sympathy you'll get is from your boyfriend

MissNimue: "Boyfriend" 💚👑💚👑💚

NealCassidy: Man, the Locksleys are one-upping your OTP big time

MissNimue: How so?

NealCassidy: Everyone says they're married

ReginaOfLocksley: It's really annoying actually, so can you, like, not?

SnowWhite: No

EmmaSwan: Come on, Regina, we know you secretly love it

EmmaSwan: Why else would you still have your username as ReginaOfLocksley?

ReginaOfLocksley: Because you keep bribing me

EmmaSwan: You never put up a very big fight

ReginaOfLocksley: It's DOCTOR WHO!

EmmaSwan: So?

ReginaOfLocksley: Doctor Who is my life

HenryMills: Okay then

ReginaOfLocksley: Doctor Who and my family (excluding Zelena and Cora) are my life

ReginaOfLocksley: Also the Librarians

HenryMills: Hey, Mom?

ReginaOfLocksley: I'm going ti regret this, but what?

HenryMills: Can Elsa and Ingrid cause a snow day tomorrow?

ReginaOfLocksley: We have been over this AT LEAST 12 times, Henry

HenryMills: But they'll have to leave soon :(

ReginaOfLocksley: ...I'll think about it

HenryMills: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

NealCassidy: And if she doesn't agree...?

HenryMills: She's my mom, I'll still love her

EmmaSwan: That is the correct answer

HenryMills: I wasn't aware there was a wrong one

PrinceCharming: Hey Emma, who did you choose as your true love?

EmmaSwan: Um........

EmmaSwan: A person

PrinceCharming: Well I'm glad you aren't in love with the floor like Hook

CaptainHook: -.-

EmmaSwan: I chose Henry

EmmaSwan: Because Henry never went and died on me

HenryMills: Uh....

EmmaSwan: No

HenryMills: You're right! I never went and died on you!

EmmaSwan: And Henry is not a former criminal either

ReginaOfLocksley: Says the former criminal

EmmaSwan: I've changed!

ReginaOfLocksley: So have Neal and Hook

EmmaSwan: But the biggest reason I chose Henry is because he never once gave up on me and if the choice was between saving Killian, Neal, or Henry's life, I would choose Henry every time

NealCassidy: That is the correct answer

EmmaSwan: ?

NealCassidy: I sure as heck wouldn't get back with you if you chose to save my life instead of Henry's!

EmmaSwan: Good

NealCassidy: Oh, and why is that?

EmmaSwan: I don't deserve anyone if I choose to save them over my own son

ReginaOfLocksley: True that

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Oh look, it's the Over Protective Parents Club

ReginaOfLocksley: Aka the opposite of you

WickedWitchOfTheWest: YOU TOOK MY CHILD FROM ME

ReginaOfLocksley: YOU WON'T EVEN NAME HER, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TRUST THAT YOU CAN RAISE HER?!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Over protective even when the kid isn't yours

ReginaOfLocksley: I actually don't take that as an insult

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Kids don't like over protective parents

HenryMills: Excuse you, my parents are the best

HenryMills: All four of them

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Four?

HenryMills: Emma, Regina, Neal, and Robin

ReginaOfLocksley: Don't even start

SnowWhite: Told you they were married

NealCassidy: Cora's the only person who doubts you

SnowWhite: And she doesn't count because no one likes her, according to Outlaw Queen

NealCassidy: Exactly

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