Direct Message from DukeOfWeselton to ArchieHopper, AvaZimmer, BlueFairy, EvilGenieJafar, FairyNova, GrumpyLeroy, LittleMermaid, MaidenMarian, MarcoGepetto, MissJabberwocky, NicolasZimmer, PrinceEric, PrincePhillip, PrinceThomas, StableBoy, TheWhiteRabbit, WendyDarling

DukeOfWeselton: I have gathered all of us here today to discuss an important matter;

DukeOfWeselton: Being minor characters

DukeOfWeselton: WE DESERVE BETTER!!

MissJabberwocky: I AGREE

TheWhiteRabbit: Oh joy

TheWhiteRabbit: I'm leaving

[TheWhiteRabbit has left the conversation]

EvilGenieJafar: Good riddance

AvaZimmer: Have you ever considered that maybe we're all minor characters because we're not obsessed with Instagram?

FairyNova: The girl has a point

ArchieHopper: And some of us don't want to be pulled into the Charming-Mills-Hood-Gold-Jones-Swan family drama

ArchieHopper: Because we all know they need a lot of therapy

LittleMermaid: True, true

GrumpyLeroy: Especially now that Emma's the Dark One

PrinceEric: And Killian's apparently going to die

PrincePhillip: Wait really?

PrinceThomas: Yeah, the matter was discussed on Robin Hood's most recent post

PrincePhillip: Oh, I haven't read all of those comments yet, it was too long, and I thought it was going to be a bunch of mushy Outlaw Queen stuff

LittleMermaid: They had this big discussion about Greek mythology mostly lead by Belle and Henry and based off of the Percy Jackson books

PrincePhillip: Are those about the one kid who somehow managed to steal lightning?

DukeOfWeselton: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLOTTING REVENGE HERE

PrinceThomas: Why would we want revenge?

NicolasZimmer: How are two 13-year-olds supposed to help you get revenge?

AvaZimmer: ^^

MissJabberwocky: They're right!

EvilGenieJafar: You need a sorcerer!

DukeOfWeselton: Good idea

[DukeOfWeselton has added SorcererMerlin]

EvilGenieJafar: Not what I meant, but whatever

SorcererMerlin: The answer is no

DukeOfWeselton: I haven't even said anything yet!

SorcererMerlin: The answer is no

SorcererMerlin: Goodbye

[SorcererMerlin has left the conversation]

DukeOfWeselton: We need someone from the inside to help

MissJabberwocky: I know just the girl

[MissJabberwocky has added ThatVioletGirl]

MissJabberwocky: Hello, Violet

ThatVioletGirl: Hello?

[LittleMermaid has left the conversation]

MaidenMarian: Why did she leave?

PrinceEric: Something about not wanting to accidentally say anything?

AshelyBoyd: It's nothing to worry about

ThatVioletGirl: I don't understand what's going on here

StableBoy: Me neither

AvaZimmer: You must be the one girl Paige mentioned!

ThatVioletGirl: Paige?

NicolasZimmer: She means Grace

ThatVioletGirl: Oh

ThatVioletGirl: Why does she have two names?

BlueFairy: That is quite a long story

ThatVioletGirl: That seems to be what everyone says

ThatVioletGirl: I'm beginning to wonder what really goes on here

GrumpyLeroy: You don't want to know

NicolasZimmer: You really don't

DukeOfWeselton: Quit with the chitchat!!!

PrincePhillip: Ignore him, the Jabberwocky, and Jafar

PrinceThomas: They're bent on revenge at the moment

ThatVioletGirl: Well then

EvilGenieJafar: Haven't you had experience with Zelena?

ThatVioletGirl: You can't be part of the Instagram conversations for long without having an experience with Zelena

EvilGenieJafar: Then you're used to villains bent on revenge

MissJabberwocky: Don'y forget about the Dark Swan waltzing around

ThatVioletGirl: She's the one you really have to worry about

BlueFairy: Especially considering Zelena can't even use magic at the moment

ThatVioletGirl: Honestly what is it with this world and magic?

AvaZimmer: No idea

AvaZimmer: I mean there's Regina, Emma, the fairies, Zelena,  Lily, Maleficent, Ursula, Rumplestiltskin before Emma took the darkness, and Cora, Pan, Cruella, and Ingrid before they died...

ThatVioletGirl: Wow

AvaZimmer: Yeah

DukeOfWeselton: Can we get onto the topic of revenge now?

ThatVioletGirl: No

DukeOfWeselton: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

ThatVioletGirl: I said 'no'

AvaZimmer: You don't scare her!

AvaZimmer: Her boyfriend's mom used to be the Evil Queen, and his other mom is currently the Dark One

ThatVioletGirl: Yeah!

ThatVioletGirl: Wait we're not dating

AvaZimmer: Yes you are

PrincePhillip: Honestly, Weasel Town, did you think you would actually get anywhere with this?

DukeOfWeselton: IT'S WESELTON AND YES I HAD HOPE

DukeOfWeselton: HOWEVER, THAT IS NO LONGER THE CASE

ThatVioletGirl: Can we add the main characters to annoy him?

AvaZimmer: I never knew you had a dark side

ThatVioletGirl: ;)

[ThatVioletGirl has added HenryMills, ReginaMills, and RobinOfLocksley]

[AvaZimmer has added MissDarkSwan and CaptainHook]

[ThatVioletGirl has added SnowWhite and PrinceCharming]

[AvaZimmer has added BelleFrench and MrGold]

DukeOfWeselton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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