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NealCassidy: Guess who's back, back again...

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EmmaSwan: NEAL YOU'RE COMING BACK?!

NealCassidy: I guess so

EmmaSwan: AHH OH MY GOSH @ AdamAndEddy I LOVE YOU GUYS AGAIN NEAL IS BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!

AdamAndEddy: Yeah, well, how could we deny the main character of something she wants?

EmmaSwan: I'M SO EXCITED OH MY GOSH N E A L

HenryMills: WAIT DAD, YOU'RE COMING BACK?!

NealCassidy: YES

HenryMills: YAYAYAYAYAY I GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN

NealCassidy: I sure hope so

EmmaSwan: You don't sound too convinced about coming back...

NealCassidy: Can you blame me? A&E murdered me for the sake of their OTP

EmmaSwan: Okay, true, BUT YOU'RE COMING BACK

NealCassidy: I KNOW

EmmaSwan: EXCITEMENT

HenryMills: YAY!!!!

PeterPan: Darn it

PeterPan: I was hoping you wouldn't join the club of those who are returning

QueenOfHearts: Same

NealCassidy: Well I AM returning, so what are you going to do about it?

QueenOfHearts: Beat up Hook

PeterPan: Yes

CaptainHook: NO

QueenOfHearts: Well the spoilers said that you looked absolutely awful in the Underworld...

CaptainHook: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO BEAT ME UP

QueenOfHearts: Aw

ReginaOfLocksley: As much fun as beating up Hook would be, Emma will probably murder you, so I'd avoid that

QueenOfHearts: But she just went on like two dates with Neal and said she kissed him!

EmmaSwan: The kiss part was a lie

EmmaSwan: Unfortunately

CaptainHook: EXCUSE ME?!

EmmaSwan: I'm joking

EmmaSwan: Sorta

SnowWhite: Ooooh yes good stuff for my fan fiction

ReginaOfLocksley: Uh...which fan fiction...?

SnowWhite: The one where Robin dies

ReginaOfLocksley: Never mind, I don't want to know

SnowWhite: Because you love your husband so much?

ReginaOfLocksley: Will you shut up if I say yes?

EmmaSwan: I HAVE HOUSE OF GOLD STUCK IN MY HEAD HELP

HenryMills: It's because you're destined to marry into the house of Gold

ReginaOfLocksley: Stop the pun thing already

NealCassidy: I think it's kinda funny

NealCassidy: I mean House of GOLD

NealCassidy: How long did you think we could go without making a pun that referred to Henry, my dad, or I?

ReginaOfLocksley: I had hope...

PrinceCharming: EMMA I HAVE COME UP WITH A WONDERFUL SOLUTION!!!!

EmmaSwan: To what, the pun thing?

PrinceCharming: No, to Neal's death

PrinceCharming: You should give half of your heart to Neal instead of Hook!!

EmmaSwan: Hmmmmm......

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

EmmaSwan: The question is which one is actually me true love?

CaptainHook: Me!

PrinceCharming: Neal!

EmmaSwan: Yeah, I actually kinda like how Neal didn't claim to be someone he might not be

NealCassidy: That doesn't make me your true love

MrGold: We need a foolproof way to test Hook and Neal and see which is your true love!

EmmaSwan: Great, do you have something in your shop?

MrGold: I don't think so

ReginaOfLocksley: I don't think there IS a foolproof way to test true love unless you were to put both Hook and Neal under a sleeping curse and whichever one you were able to wake up would be your true love

MrGold: I have a MUCH better idea

MrGold: We put EMMA under a sleeping curse and see if Neal or Hook can wake her up

MrGold: And if neither can, then Henry can do it

EmmaSwan: Let's do it

SnowWhite: NO NO NO

SnowWhite: You are NOT being put under a sleeping curse

EmmaSwan: But it's for science

SnowWhite: Don't care

EmmaSwan: Fine, guess that brings us to Plan C

ReginaOfLocksley: What's Plan C?

EmmaSwan: I host a game show called So You Think You're My True Love? and whoever gets the most points is my true love!

ReginaOfLocksley: I don't think that's how it works...

EmmaSwan: @ CaptainHook @ NealCassidy ARE YOU READY?!

CaptainHook: Yes

NealCassidy: Sure

EmmaSwan: First question; What is my favorite color?

NealCassidy: Red

CaptainHook: RED!!

EmmaSwan: Neal commented faster, so he gets 10 points and Killian still answered correctly, so he gets 5 points

EmmaSwan: Next question; Who was my first crush?

CaptainHook: NEAL

NealCassidy: A kid you met in school named Colin

EmmaSwan: Neal is correct

EmmaSwan: But who was my first love?

CaptainHook: Neal

NealCassidy: Me

EmmaSwan: Correct

EmmaSwan: What is my top Doctor Who OTP?

NealCassidy: Tenrose

CaptainHook: Tenrose

EmmaSwan: What is my top real life OTP?

NealCassidy: The Locksleys

CaptainHook: FrozenJewel

EmmaSwan: Killian is correct, but Outlaw Queen is my STP

SnowWhite: Yay you used my word!

EmmaSwan: Who do I want Zelena to end up with?

NealCassidy: Arthur

CaptainHook: Arthur!

MissNimue: WICKEDKING!!!!

EmmaSwan: Would I rather live in Storybrooke or the Enchanted Forest?

NealCassidy: Storybrooke

CaptainHook: Storybrooke

EmmaSwan: Do I like Harry Potter or Star Wars better?

CaptainHook: Harry Potter

NealCassidy: Harry Potter!

EmmaSwan: What's my favorite animal?

CaptainHook: A cobra!

NealCassidy: Cobra...?

EmmaSwan: And the final question! Name a realm I have NOT been to before

CaptainHook: Wonderland

NealCassidy: Wonderland!

EmmaSwan: Alright, it'll take me a few minutes to tally up the points, so just hang tight

ReginaOfLocksley: Still don't think this is how true love works...

SnowWhite: Maybe you should host your own true love game show to prove to Cora that Robin IS your true love!

ReginaOfLocksley: GAME SHOWS DON'T DETERMINE SOMEONE'S TRUE LOVE

EmmaSwan: YES THEY DO

EmmaSwan: Now hush, I'm almost finished

ReginaOfLocksley: 🙄🙄🙄

EmmaSwan: THE RESULTS ARE IN! The final score was
Neal - 70 points
Killian - 70 points

NealCassidy: Wait

NealCassidy: That doesn't give you any answers

EmmaSwan: It DOES actually

CaptainHook: How, exactly?

EmmaSwan: I can make my own destiny! Choose my own true love!

ReginaOfLocksley: THAT is more like how true love works

CaptainHook: So who do you choose?

EmmaSwan: Well the thing is, you both are part of other ships that may or may not be canon (CaptainFloor and 😶👁) and I would never want to take either of you away from your real true love, so you both must tell me if these ships are ACTUALLY canon or not and DO NOT LIE

CaptainHook: Why would you think CaptainFloor is canon?

EmmaSwan: Just a yes or no will do

CaptainHook: No

NealCassidy: No

EmmaSwan: In that case, I choose......

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Author's Note: I'm not going to ask you guys to vote for Emma's pick because Hook fans and Neal fans will end up getting in fights and I'd rather not

That being said, I am also not going to reveal Emma's pick because knowing her character, she would pick Hook, but I really ship SwanFire, so you can just fill in the blank with whoever you want.