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MulanTheWarrior: I slay my enemies with the tips of my winged eyeliner 🗡💁🏽

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RedRidingHood: You are literally make up goals

SleepingBeauty: ^^^^^

EmmaSwan: I hope Killian doesn't see this

EmmaSwan: He'll want you to teach him how to wing his guyliner

MulanTheWarrior: I actually don't doubt that

CaptainHook: I know how to wing my own guyliner, thank you very much

ReginaMills: Why would even want winged guyliner?

CaptainHook: So I can be fabulous

ReginaMills: Yeah I don't think it's possible for you to be fabulous

CaptainHook: Don;t follow that up with some remark about how I'm lucky the floor doesn't acre if I'm fabulous or not

ReginaMills: How did you know that's what I was going to do?

CaptainHook: How do you think?

ReginaMills: First winged guyliner and now sass? Are you trying to turn your girlfriend or something?

EmmaSwan: I only wing my eyeliner on Fridays and Sundays

ReginaMills: Why?

EmmaSwan: Because it's freaking hard and I like Fridays and Sundays

EmmaSwan: And this Sunday, I am going to slaY THE BRONCOS WITH MY WINGED EYELINER

LilyPage: Good luck with that

ReginaMills: Can we not get into this fight again?

HenryMills: Just wait until Sunday gets here

ReginaMills: Maybe we should just lock ourselves in the basement so when Lily and Emma destroy Storybrooke, we might survive

HenryMills: Actually that's not a bad idea

RedRidingHood: Does anyone have any idea who's performing the half time show this year?

GraceHatter: Coldplay and Beyoncé and Bruno Mars

HenryMills: I think last year's half time show will be hard to beat

GraceHatter: Escpecially if you're Mr. S. 😂😂😂😂😂

HenryMills: True 😂😂😂😂😂😂

EmmaSwan: Who the heck is Mr. S?

SnowWhite: Ooh I know this one!

SnowWhite: He is a social studies teacher!

HenryMills: Yup

GraceHatter: And last year, our entire grade knew about his slight obsession with Katy Perry

HenryMills: SLIGHT obsession?

GraceHatter: Okay, not-so-slight obsession

HenryMills: That's better

ReginaMills: Sometimes I don't have any idea what you two are talking about

EmmaSwan: Sometimes I don't know if I WANT to know what they're talking about...

NealCassidy: I think I'm with Regina on just caring about the commercials

ReginaMills: YES TEAM COMMERCIAL

EmmaSwan: TEAM PANTHERS

LilyPage: TEAM BRONCOS

NealCassidy: Team y'all need to calm down

EmmaSwan: I took a test on Buzzfeed yesterday to see if I was from Texas and the only question was 'Is y'all or ya'll the correct spelling?'

EmmaSwan: So apparently I'm from Texas because I know how to spell y'all???

CaptainHook: WHAT'S BUZZFEED?!

ReginaMills: Not trustworthy

HenryMills: One time it told me it could guess my age

HenryMills: According to Buzzfeed, I am 40 years old, not 14

ReginaMills: My point exactly; Buzzfeed isn't trustworthy

NealCassidy: Did you guys take the Would You Survive the Apocalypse Quiz?!

EmmaSwan: YES!!!!

ReginaMills: Obviously

EmmaSwan: According to Buzzfeed, I would DOMINATE the apocalypse!

ReginaMills: Same here

EmmaSwan: Let's take over the world after the zombie apocalypse happens

ReginaMills: Sounds like a plan

EmmaSwan: We can be co-presidents and Robin, Hook, and Neal can be co-vice presidents

ReginaMills: Not Hook; I don't trust him with the world

CaptainHook: I don't trust me with the world either

ReginaMills: Glad we agree on that

EmmaSwan: Okay so Robin and Neal can be co-vice presidents

ReginaMills: If they survive the apocalypse

RobinOfLocksley: Wow okay then

NealCassidy: Feeling the love, guys

ReginaMills: Don't worry Robin, I won't let you become a zombie

EmmaSwan: I'LL PROTECT YOU NEAL

NealCassidy: Okay

NealCassidy: Wait I don't need protection

EmmaSwan: It comes with 💫💫magic💫💫

NealCassidy: I guess a little protection might be nice

ElsaOfArendelle: I think I'll just team up with Ingrid and we'll create an ice cave to hide from the zombies

SnowQueen: I approve of this idea

ElsaOfArendelle: And Anna, Kristoff, and Liam can join us

SnowQueen: But no one else

ElsaOfArendelle: Correct

EmmaSwan: :(

ElsaOfArendelle: You have magic of your own

SnowQueen: This is the APOCALYPSE! It's every man/woman for him/herself!

EmmaSwan: Fine then

EmmaSwan: Killy-Willy, Neal, and I will create our own magical fort to hide from our problems

HenryMills: Wow okay then

ReginaMills: Don't worry Henry, you can be with Robin, Roland, Fruitsnackia, and I

HenryMills: How are we going to survive the apocalypse?! Take over an orphanage?!

ReginaMills: Well it's better than Hook's plan

HenryMills: Which is?

ReginaMills: To make out with the floor

CaptainHook: NO IT'S NOT!!

ReginaMills: You sure about that?

CaptainHook: YES!!

ReginaMills: Yes that is your plan?

CaptainHook: NO

ReginaMills: No it's not your plan?

CaptainHook: Yes

ReginaMills: Yes it is your plan?

CaptainHook: NO

EmmaSwan: STOP

ReginaMills: Fine

ReginaMills: I am going to go watch some Whouffaldi and cry

RobinOfLocksley: Here we go again

EmmaSwan: Good luck

HenryMills: MOM (Emma) I'M STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE FOR THE NIGHT

EmmaSwan: Okay

EmmaSwan: But Killian, Elsa, and Liam are already here so you're going to have to put up with them

CaptainHook: 'Put up with us'?

ElsaOfArendelle: That's a bit rude

EmmaSwan: You're going to have to put up with Hook and Liam

LiamJones: Still rude

CaptainHook: ^^^

EmmaSwan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HenryMills: Alright, Grandma will drop me off in a few minutes

EmmaSwan: Which one?

HenryMills: One of them that's alive at the moment

EmmaSwan: So it's either Mom, Belle, Ingrid, or Milah

QueenOfHearts: OR ME!!!

HenryMills: You aren't alive

QueenOfHearts: Or am I?

NealCassidy: Haven't we already gone through this?

QueenOfHearts: Yeah but that was 2 months ago

EmmaSwan: WAIT GUYS THERE'S ONLY ONE MONTH TILL HIATUS ENDS

HenryMills: *cue Storybrooke's biannual Hiatus End Freak Out*

NealCassidy: I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING DEAD

LiamJones: NONE OF US WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING DEAD

ElsaOfArendelle: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO LIAM AND INGRID

RedRidingHood: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO VICTOR

EmmaSwan: Looking back on it, maybe a Christmas reunion wasn't a good idea

AnnaOfArendelle: But then Elsa would have never met Liam!

EmmaSwan: But there's going to be so many goodbyes this hiatus!

EmmaSwan: Everyone who is dead or from DunBroch, Arendelle, or Wonderland will be leaving when hiatus ends ;-;

ReginaMills: What's the point in us being happy now if we're going to be sad later? The answer if, of course, because we are going to be sad later

EmmaSwan: That was beautiful

SnowQueen: That was a Doctor Who quote

ElsaOfArendelle: That was beautiful

LiamJones: It was beautiful and it was sad

NealCassidy: And soon, hiatus will be over

SnowQueen: Once again, you guys are just quoting Doctor Who

EmmaSwan: 🎶Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate🎶

EmmaSwan: 🎶But baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake🎶

SnowQueen: And THAT is Taylor Swift

EmmaSwan: Correct

EmmaSwan: But the question is, who sings this song;

ReginaMills: Don't you dare start singing the rude song

EmmaSwan: Fine

EmmaSwan: Wait I thought you were watching Doctor Who?

ReginaMills: I'm multitasking

EmmaSwan: Doctor Who, Instagram, and probably cuddling with Robin. What productive multitasking you're doing

ReginaMills: I never said I was being productive

EmmaSwan: You also didn't deny you were cuddling with Robin

ReginaMills: Why would I deny something that's true?

PrinceCharming: Hook denies the fact that he's in love with the floor

ReginaMills: True

EmmaSwan: You two have some weird ships

HenryMills: Says the one who ships Jason with a brick

EmmaSwan: Yeah but that's not real life, that's just in PJO/HoO

BelleFrench: And those books are centered around Greek mythology

BelleFrench: *casually leads you to the Underworld so you can meet Hades, Greek god of the Underworld*

EmmaSwan: I don't appreciate your sarcasm

BelleFrench: You don't have to

EmmaSwan: You've been spending too much time with Regina

BelleFrench: Probably

BelleFrench: Goodnight

EmmaSwan: Goodnight

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Author's Note: I just published a Doctor Who fan fiction titled Letters Never Sent for any of you whovians who ship Whouffaldi (Clara/Twelve). It's for this month's #JustWriteIt, so it's written entirely in letters. It would mean a lot if you could go check it our and maybe leave a vote or comment. (If you don't watch Doctor Who or don't ship Whouffaldi, that's totally fine and you obviously don't have to read it if you don't want to)