Merida's Third Post

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BraveMerida: So where are you lot off to next? ( @ RobinOfLocksley I'll miss having archery contests with you. Btw I'm taking charge of the merry men )

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EmmaSwan: THE UNDERWORLD

BraveMerida: So the theories were true?

TheSeer: Of course they were! I started them!

KingArthur: Yeah okay, but the whole of Camelot is sort of still in Storybrooke

ReginaMills: Sucks to be you

DarkOneNimue: ARTHUR YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND NO

WickedWitchOfTheWest: WE WERE NEVER DATING

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I mean, not technically

DarkOneNimue: Sorry did you just tell me WickedKing is canon?

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO

ReginaMills: I think she did

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I hate you

ReginaMills: Well that much hasn't changed

PeterPan: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THIS SUPER HOT NEW SUIT

LostBoyFelix: Guess who's not coming back and has given up on death

NealCassidy: Why am I feeling the same way as Felix?

QueenOfHearts: GUESS WHO'S GONNA COME BA-ACK?!

ReginaMills: Ugh

QueenOfHearts: GUESS WHOSE DAD GOT AN INSTAGRAM?! (hint: not mine)

ReginaMills: Oh no

QueenOfHearts: Oh yes

QueenOfHearts: KING FERGUS COME ON DOWN YOU ARE TODAY'S LUCKY WINNER

BraveMerida: Sorry what?

KingFergus: Hello, Merida!

ReginaMills: Oh thank goodness

QueenOfHearts: Don't worry, your dad made one too!!

ReginaMills: NO WHY

HenryTheFirst: Hello internet!

EmmaSwan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

CaptainHook: How can you be laughing at a time like this?

EmmaSwan: KILLIAN!!! YOU CHANGED YOUR USERNAME!!!

CaptainHook: YOU CHANGED YOURS TOO!!!

WickedWitchOfTheWest: There's the light and happy Captain and Swan that we all know and love

PrinceCharming: Know? Yes. Love? Well, I quite enjoyed Hook's few hours of being dead...

SnowWhite: David...we talked about this...

PrinceCharming: I MEAN LET'S GO SAVE HOOK!!!

NealCassidy: Wait are you guys in the Underworld for the rest of hiatus???

EmmaSwan: We're, like, in the portal on our way there

HuntsmanGraham: Wait since Hook is good again, does that mean we're done?

EmmaSwan: Yeah, sorry

EmmaSwan: But I was once told to never date a dead person, so...

EmmaSwan: TIME TO BRING JEFFERSON OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE

ReginaMills: Oh let's just spend hiatus in the Underworld

QueenOfHearts: Yeah! It's not all that bad during hiatus! Only during the actual episodes and when living people are there during week hiatuses

SnowWhite: Technically, there's a portal to and from the Underworld open all hiatus

SnowWhite: So for the rest of hiatus we can just go grab Killian and a few others and head back to the land of the living for Christmas!!!

EmmaSwan: YES but only if Neal comes back too because he deserves to spend Christmas with his family

EmmaSwan: Also Graham gets to come back

NealCassidy: ALRIGHT I'M DOWN FOR THIS

HuntsmanGraham: ME TOO

CaptainHook: Liam also gets to come back

EmmaSwan: And Merlin and Ingrid and Milah and the Seer

DarkOneNimue: AND ME!!!

KingArthur: NO

ReginaMills: NO SHE'S GOING TO BRING ZELENA BACK

SorcererMerlin: But I just got Nimue back, I'm not leaving her now!

EmmaSwan: We could always put the cuff on her

ReginaMills: We don't have it with us

MrGold: BELLE would you mind bringing that cuff to the Underworld portal in this gross pond?

BelleFrench: Do I have to actually walk in the pond?

ReginaMills: No, I'll meet you at the shore

BelleFrench: Okay! I'll be right there

BelleFrench: Actually I want to come with you

ReginaMills: But you have to walk into the gross pond

BelleFrench: Yeah I know

ReginaMills: Okay, I'll still meet you there though

BelleFrench: Sounds like a plan

QueenOfHearts: YOU ENTER THE UNDERWORLD, YOU NEVER LEAVE

ReginaMills: Whatever helps you sleep at night

EmmaSwan: I AM GOING TO DESTROY ANYONE IN MY WAY BECAUSE I AM GOING TO RESURRECT MY KILLY BEAR

CaptainHook: I'm your Killy bear again!!!

EmmaSwan: Yeah!!!

ReginaMills: Light Captain Swan is so annoying but Dark Captain Swan wants to destroy the world I don't know which is worse

CaptainHook: Dark

EmmaSwan: Dark

DarkOneNimue: Light

EmmaSwan: Shut up, Nimue

DarkOneNimue: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD?!

EmmaSwan: Your face

ReginaMills: I guess some of that Dark Swan is still inside of you

EmmaSwan: And it always will be

DarkOneNimue: IT'S SAD THAT THE CAMELOT STORYLINE IS OVER NOW AND US CAMELOT CHARACTERS ARE JUST GONNA BE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

KingArthur: At least you aren't stuck in a different realm from your home

BraveMerida: ^^^^^

KingArthur: But you have the merry men now, whoever they are!

ReginaMills: @ RobinOfLocksley

RobinOfLocksley: Yes?

ReginaMills: Are you aware that Merida is taking charge of the merry men?

RobinOfLocksley: No

BraveMerida: Well you two are on your way to the Underworld right now, so what are you going to do about it?

RobinOfLocksley: Nothing

ReginaMills: It's not the first time he's given up charge of the merry men

RobinOfLocksley: That doesn't count!

ReginaMills: When we were all in Isaac's universe, he asked me if I wanted to take charge of the merry men

SnowWhite: True love at its finest

BraveMerida: Well I just sort if took charge

BraveMerida: Something about "Robin always being pulled into his girlfriend's crazy family vacations"

WillScarlet: We never said that!

BraveMerida: Yes you did

WillScarlet: Well you didn't have to repeat it

BraveMerida: Yes I did

ReginaMills: Well I think the merry men are in good hands

ReginaMills: As long as they don't assassinate Merida

WillScarlet: We don't murder, we steal

WillScarlet: Just like Robin stole your heart

ReginaMills: Technically, I gave it to him

WillScarlet: Oh, shut up

BraveMerida: When you say gave it to him...

ReginaMills: It was only so Zelena couldn't take it while we fought to the death

BraveMerida: Has your fight to the death ever really stopped?

ReginaMills: No, but she's in Oz now

WickedWitchOfTheWest: I WILL BE BACK

ReginaMills: I don't doubt it

ReginaMills: But we'll be ready for you

ReginaMills: We'll use Arthur to lure you into our traps

WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why would I care about him?

KingArthur: Because you love me

KingArthur: NIMUE STOP

KingArthur: WHY DO YOU LIKE MY ACCOUNT SO MUCH?!

DarkOneNimue: WickedKing

KingArthur: Not a valid reason

DarkOneNimue: WICKEDKING

DarkOneNimue: WWIICCKKEEDDKKIINNGG

KingArthur: And you're planning on bringing her back from the Underworld?

SnowWhite: Yep!

KingArthur: Regina, can you make me a portal to another realm too?

ReginaMills: I can make you one to Oz

WickedWitchOfTheWest: NO NIMUE WILL FOLLOW HIM

KingArthur: ..........

BelleFrench: GUYS I'M AT THE POND AND IT'S REALLY GROSS EW BUT I'M HERE!!!

EmmaSwan: TO THE UNDERWORLD WE GO!!!

EmmaSwan: I'M COMING TO FIND YOU, KILLY BEAR

CaptainHook: I don't doubt it for a moment

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